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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #60 on: November 02, 2011, 08:42:14 AM »
I was listening to the rap station this morning and heard some song by a rapper named Drake on there, made me think of Uncha.
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #61 on: November 02, 2011, 08:59:53 AM »
Tom Chick nailed it
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #62 on: November 02, 2011, 09:39:27 AM »
The first three chapters are like cut scene cut scene cut scene QTE cut scene QTE walk around and look at stuff cut scene cut scene.  If there's going to be even more nonsensical QTE crap to come, then I definitely see how UC2 is gonna end up the better game.  4/10 still seems ridiculous though.

Didn't try co-op (friends were finishing up UC2 co-op) but multi seemed improved.  Weapon balance felt better. 
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boy, melee sure is bland and wimpy compared to batman.  these first three chapters kinda, uh, suck...

I like them from a story perspective, but would never want to replay these "levels again."  Well, maybe as Fat Drake...

Too much cut scene/story stuff.  UC2 started out way better.
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #64 on: November 02, 2011, 09:57:18 AM »
redbox it is!
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #65 on: November 02, 2011, 10:45:26 AM »
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #66 on: November 02, 2011, 10:49:34 AM »
I need to get my copy.
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #70 on: November 02, 2011, 12:20:59 PM »
I need to get my copy.

My copy from Newegg should be here tomorrow. Not like I'm gonna play it anytime soon.
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #71 on: November 02, 2011, 12:26:29 PM »
I need to get my copy.

My copy from Newegg should be here tomorrow. Not like I'm gonna play it anytime soon.

Newegged it.
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #72 on: November 02, 2011, 12:29:26 PM »
$47.99 with free shipping and no tax kinda sealed the deal.
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #73 on: November 02, 2011, 12:50:58 PM »
shame that tom chick review ain't on metacritic, since then idiots might be forced to actually READ it
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #74 on: November 02, 2011, 01:26:13 PM »
shame that tom chick review ain't on metacritic, since then idiots might be forced to actually READ it

They only care about how it impacts the Metacritic score.
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #75 on: November 02, 2011, 01:26:53 PM »
Can't we submit Tom Chicks review?

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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #76 on: November 02, 2011, 01:42:53 PM »
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #77 on: November 02, 2011, 02:04:03 PM »
GOTY after Xenoblade.

But yeah, the Drake fatigue is settling in.

No way it's a 4/10 game, though. This Tom chick is definitely a hater.

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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #78 on: November 02, 2011, 02:51:52 PM »
GOTY after Xenoblade.

But yeah, the Drake fatigue is settling in.

No way it's a 4/10 game, though. This Tom chick is definitely a hater.

Let's be fair and reserve judgment for after we play through the game.  I doubt it's a 4/10 too though.  This is like Gaming-Age's Ninja Gaiden 2 C-.

Tom Chick also seems to have ignored multiplayer and co-op modes.  He mentions they are available and that's it.  It's okay to write video game reviews while disregarding 2/3rds of the game content?   ???
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #79 on: November 02, 2011, 02:58:49 PM »
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« Reply #80 on: November 02, 2011, 03:28:06 PM »
GOTY after Xenoblade.

But yeah, the Drake fatigue is settling in.

No way it's a 4/10 game, though. This Tom chick is definitely a hater.

Let's be fair and reserve judgment for after we play through the game.  I doubt it's a 4/10 too though.  This is like Gaming-Age's Ninja Gaiden 2 C-.

Already finished it two days ago.

2>3>>>>>>1

That's who I'd rate the Uncharted trylogy. U3 is an amazing game, but I was released shortly after U2...

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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #81 on: November 02, 2011, 03:30:20 PM »
GOTY after Xenoblade.

But yeah, the Drake fatigue is settling in.

No way it's a 4/10 game, though. This Tom chick is definitely a hater.

Let's be fair and reserve judgment for after we play through the game.  I doubt it's a 4/10 too though.  This is like Gaming-Age's Ninja Gaiden 2 C-.

Already finished it two days ago.

2>3>>>>>>1

That's who I'd rate the Uncharted trylogy. U3 is an amazing game, but I was released shortly after U2...

U3 came out two years ago!

How would score all three games, and is Chick bullshitting about there being numerous QTE battles?
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #82 on: November 02, 2011, 03:38:19 PM »
Two years still isn't that long, though. Some people still played the MP regurlaly. I had the same with Super Mario Galaxy 2. It released way to fast after the original. It just wasn't that refreshing anymore.

My Uncharted game rating:

Uncharted - 7.5
Uncharted 2 - 9
Uncharted 3 - 8.5

And yeah, there are QTE's. But I don't mind. It's Uncharted.

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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #83 on: November 02, 2011, 03:58:42 PM »
GOTY after Xenoblade.

But yeah, the Drake fatigue is settling in.

No way it's a 4/10 game, though. This Tom chick is definitely a hater.

Let's be fair and reserve judgment for after we play through the game.  I doubt it's a 4/10 too though.  This is like Gaming-Age's Ninja Gaiden 2 C-.

Tom Chick also seems to have ignored multiplayer and co-op modes.  He mentions they are available and that's it.  It's okay to write video game reviews while disregarding 2/3rds of the game content?   ???

given that the multiplayer is tedious shit for folks who can't hack it in cod, bf, or halo: yes.
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #84 on: November 02, 2011, 03:59:57 PM »
uncharted 1 is a shit game. 5/10. uncharted 2 was an awesome, disposable ride. 8/10. uncharted 3 is tired, half-baked expansion pack to 2. 6/10.
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #85 on: November 02, 2011, 04:02:15 PM »
Word on the street is some forum goer bought the special edition.

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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #86 on: November 02, 2011, 04:44:40 PM »
Word on the street is some forum goer bought the special edition.

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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #87 on: November 02, 2011, 04:48:29 PM »
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #88 on: November 02, 2011, 08:35:19 PM »


Ludwig Von Drake?


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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #89 on: November 03, 2011, 08:27:17 AM »
Someone on CL is selling this for $30 - should I get it
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #90 on: November 03, 2011, 09:25:40 AM »
Cinematic games and rewarding gameplay don't go togehter at all.

I haven't played U3, only got to Nepal in U2 and finished U1 (and loved it!).

But I think there's only so much shallow gameplay one can take. Esp when the game drags on and on. That's what COD gets right in all its shittyness, its 4/5 hour and bam its over before youre totally bored.

If a rollercoaster ride lasts too long you're no longer excited, but nauseas.

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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #91 on: November 03, 2011, 10:24:44 AM »
tons of complaints over aiming issues




Killzone 2 all over again?
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #92 on: November 03, 2011, 10:35:45 AM »
The game started getting much better after those initial few chapters.  Still has a bit too many "cinematic" moments for my liking, but the older Uncharted feel is derfinitely back.  So far I think that UC2 is definitely better.  Calling this an "expansion pack" is little much, but it's definitely hit the "more of the same" feel that all these other big-budget game sequels have had.

Two years still isn't that long, though. Some people still played the MP regurlaly. I had the same with Super Mario Galaxy 2. It released way to fast after the original. It just wasn't that refreshing anymore.

My Uncharted game rating:

Uncharted - 7.5
Uncharted 2 - 9
Uncharted 3 - 8.5

And yeah, there are QTE's. But I don't mind. It's Uncharted.

I have a feeling it's going to end up like for me as well. 

given that the multiplayer is tedious shit for folks who can't hack it in cod, bf, or halo: yes.

This game isn't like those FPS games though.  It's closer to Gears, but a better comparison would be to Lost Planet.  Your character is far more agile and you can climb/platform all over the place in matches.  It feels different enough to stand on its own.

Regardless, journos should be playing and discussing these modes in their reviews.
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Hay dooderslices, is it really as bad as this?

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I was just reading the IGN review out of curiosity and came across this gem

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Calling it a game sells Uncharted 3 short. This is an experience, a complete package.

When I rant about why Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception is better than just about anything on the market -- about why I think it's my new favorite game of all time -- I don't talk about the firefights, the new ability to throw grenades back at enemies or collecting the game's 101 well-hidden treasures. I talk about the heart-wrenching section where Drake is by himself and completely lost. He's on his last legs, he's desperate, and I'm right there with him. I'm pushing him through the journey at hand and it's clear that it's a game, but as he stumbles, seeks shelter and loses hope, my heart breaks.

 :lol Jesus Christ.

You know I think there will always be games that on an individual or personal level get to us. RDR and Mass Effect 2 got to me especially on a story level but even I wouldn't say shit like this.

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Quote from: IGN
Calling it a game sells Uncharted 3 short. This is an experience, a complete package.

When I rant about why Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception is better than just about anything on the market -- about why I think it's my new favorite game of all time -- I don't talk about the firefights, the new ability to throw grenades back at enemies or collecting the game's 101 well-hidden treasures. I talk about the heart-wrenching section where Drake is by himself and completely lost. He's on his last legs, he's desperate, and I'm right there with him. I'm pushing him through the journey at hand and it's clear that it's a game, but as he stumbles, seeks shelter and loses hope, my heart breaks.

:rofl
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Quote from: IGN
Calling it a game sells Uncharted 3 short. This is an experience, a complete package.

When I rant about why Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception is better than just about anything on the market -- about why I think it's my new favorite game of all time -- I don't talk about the firefights, the new ability to throw grenades back at enemies or collecting the game's 101 well-hidden treasures. I talk about the heart-wrenching section where Drake is by himself and completely lost. He's on his last legs, he's desperate, and I'm right there with him. I'm pushing him through the journey at hand and it's clear that it's a game, but as he stumbles, seeks shelter and loses hope, my heart breaks.

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IGN being self-aware and trying to outdo their oscar worthy review of GTA4?

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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #98 on: November 03, 2011, 02:53:48 PM »
There is lag. And it was annoying. Don't know what ND was thinking for doing this...

I think I'm going to finish the game again when the lag gets fixed.

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I fucking abhor what gaming has become. I'm going to go play more Daytona

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I fucking abhor what gaming has become. I'm going to go play more Daytona

Me too, I'm starting to think that going dark is the best thing I could do to preserve my sanity and enjoyment of this hobby :-\
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to be honest, that's probably the state IGN is in as well so i can appreciate why this guy feels like he does.

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I fucking abhor what gaming has become. I'm going to go play more Daytona

The game's fun.  Worth it if you liked UC2.  I stopped paying attention to all the nonsensical threads already.
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it's actually pretty perfunctory. the only part i've enjoyed is watching my daughter get into it as SHE watches ME push forward and occasionally shoot dudes that hummingbird between cover elements
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I think Uncharted 2 is better.  I replayed Uncharted 2 earlier this year and that's not nostalgia for the past world of 2009.   Uncharted 3 is really good too, but it has so many more problems and ways it breaks what was fine in Uncharted 2.  A lot of it just feels straight up clumsy.

and ffs, early on I'm thinking the fist fights were ok, but there's constantly a brawl and that shit gets tiring fast.  It's always boring pawns, big guy, snore (not in that order).

Uncharted 2 had square for attack and triangle to counter-attack.  That's enough.  Uncharted 3 melee scenes last like 20 seconds of square, triangle, mash circle; fuck circle! and again, it feel so clumsy because you can't quickly go back to "shoot mode." I kept thinking it would only make sense to push the enemy away and have a point blank finisher.  But it's like they really, really, really want you to check out that sick nasty circle button action.

the circle button sucks so much.  dodge, cover, and grab are all mapped to it.  what's great is trying to take roll near an enemy and cover; the game freaks out.

and and and the pacing is out of whack.  some areas are so draining because you're in them for so long doing so nothing.

the biggest improvement is the story and stuff because it's a shameless amalgamation of indiana jones movies.  Uncharted 1 and 2 dipping into C-grade adventure moves.  not really why I play the games, but whatever.

Overall the game was great like Uncharted 2 was, just underwhelming by comparison.  Still had great set pieces and looked crazy and stuff.  That said, and reviews lol and wahtever, but games critics are out of fucking control to rate this so high.

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did they make Elena asian or something?

I was rootin for Dame Helen Mirren when she slapped precocious shit young Drake.
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I wish I hadn't bought this game

oh wait I didn't

well I guess I'll finish it at least
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Total enemies defeated using hand-to-hand combat:  247

this is what I mean when I say there is way too much brawling

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the ai seems to endlessly rush you out of cover JUST so you'll hafta melee, it's bizarre
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #108 on: November 04, 2011, 07:04:18 AM »
Looks like Naughty Dog surrendered

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Is there anyone in this thread with these gripes that can make it to our studio in Santa Monica no later than NOON TOMORROW, FRIDAY November 4?

I know it's a lot to ask since we all have real lives (yeah, right, this is gaf), but that would be extremely helpful.

If so, please PM me ASAP!

So they need someone from gaf to show them the problems?

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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #109 on: November 04, 2011, 07:45:01 AM »
How about 5 two hour games, released for 15 bucks a pop.

Episodic gaming.

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I think Uncharted 2 is better.  I replayed Uncharted 2 earlier this year and that's not nostalgia for the past world of 2009.   Uncharted 3 is really good too, but it has so many more problems and ways it breaks what was fine in Uncharted 2.  A lot of it just feels straight up clumsy.

Is anyone out there disagreeing with this and saying that UC3 is better? 

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I have a Beta rewards code if anyone wants it... Dont even know how I got it.
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the melee in this game feels like it was programmed by somebody who had Arkham Asylum's combat described to him, but he never actually played it, also he's drunk
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #113 on: November 04, 2011, 12:14:27 PM »
Looks like Naughty Dog surrendered

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IMPORTANT.

Is there anyone in this thread with these gripes that can make it to our studio in Santa Monica no later than NOON TOMORROW, FRIDAY November 4?

I know it's a lot to ask since we all have real lives (yeah, right, this is gaf), but that would be extremely helpful.

If so, please PM me ASAP!

So they need someone from gaf to show them the problems?

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It's great that ND is admitting a problem but don't give GAF any reason to feel like they matter.
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #114 on: November 04, 2011, 12:25:08 PM »
Can we merge this thread with the other Unchi 3 thread?
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #115 on: November 04, 2011, 01:48:52 PM »
Can we merge this thread with the other Unchi 3 thread?

Sure, was past time to do so anyway.
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Re: guess who bought a shitty Drake game?
« Reply #116 on: November 04, 2011, 09:10:51 PM »
Apparently there aren't any secrets to unlock like fatty Drake, next gen filter, and things like that from the other games.

Game seems a bit rushed 

Input Lag?  Pass.  I can't imagine any problem that can can ruin a game quicker.

you definitely feel it and it gets annoying.

it's weird because controls feel great in co-op.  even ignoring the animation and ability changes of co-op, like springing and fast vaulting, aiming feels snappy and nice in multiplayer.   single player is broken acceleration and delay.

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I'm on chapter 8 and not sure I'm gonna finish it. The game feels super padded and I'm not having nearly as much fun as I did with Unchi 2. Just too much "oh a tomb, oh it's collapsing, oh we escaped, oh they showed up and took our shit" x20. and that takes 5x as long as it needs to because the levels are too expansive.
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I'm also not a fan of the combat or shooting this time around - there is a bizarre over-emphasis on melee that causes dudes to rush you all the goddamned time, and almost every firefight in the game feels about 200% as long as it needs to be.
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