Author Topic: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!! (Read 153807 times)

Himu · « **Reply #840 on:** January 20, 2012, 05:16:08 PM »

SR1 had one. They didn't want one in SR2/3 because they make such great npc ped dialogue and an mp3 player would ruin it.

Also, the last part of the Killbane ending is Saints Row as fuck, but at the same time, the overall ending isn't not Saints Row as fuck.

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The boss abandoning his/her crew for a pussy like Killbane is so not happening

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I hope in SR4

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you still took control of Steelport, and its now your city state with Pierce as mayor but Shaundi and Viola and BURT FUCKING REYNOLDS are still alive and the game brings this up but everyone just shrugs it off as a necessary retcon

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Himu · « **Reply #841 on:** January 20, 2012, 05:19:48 PM »

I still think that "choices" are gay. Why doesn't the boss just have someone else in the crew do the rescue/take on Killbane? It makes no sense. The Boss always needs things his/her way. Making a choice is fucking stupid. Fuck choices in sandbox games. I WANT IT ALL.

Bebpo · « **Reply #842 on:** January 20, 2012, 05:59:43 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on January 20, 2012, 05:11:34 PM

SR1 had that and like a good 4 hours worth of classical music to listen to. Unfortunately SR3 takes a few steps forward and a few steps back.

I'm not complaining though, I hate most of the music in SR3

The classical station in SR3 is great though! I love flying my VTOL or driving away from the scene of a crime while my homie is firing out the car listening to Ride of the Valkyries.

The 90s channel was neat because it's stuff I recognized from growing up, the electronic station has some good stuff, and the modern music was nice because it introduced me to stuff modern bands I'd never heard of. Picked up the Dragonette album after hearing this in my crib all the time:

The Sceneman · « **Reply #843 on:** January 20, 2012, 07:03:49 PM »

what I liked about the SR1 classical lineup was that it wasn't all the "big" compositions, and had a lot of relaxing pieces by people like Bach and Chopin. Was great to make a chill out classical playlist while collectible hunting.

Bebpo · « **Reply #844 on:** January 20, 2012, 08:50:33 PM »

Alright, did the other ending. Wasn't much better. Final stage was better and boss fight, while sucky, was definitely less sucky than the good ending final boss. The ending cutscene was nice. But the Killbane bit at the airport was lame and the ending was pretty unsatisfying and a bit depressing. Bad ending seems canon though with all its HEAVY SPEECHES (killbane) and WAS IT WORTH IT and then the final cutscene bit. Great game, weak ending(s).

This time I did the final mission driving around in a Tank with Nightblayde homie riding the turret. That was fun.

And why can't I adjust the height of my character? For a female my character was a GIANT, especially in heels. But there's no height option in build as far as I could see. I'm guessing they did that to make the clothing fit better? But then they still let you make skinny/fat, so it seems weird.

Oh and this game needs 2 mods: 1) Remove lvl.50 cap and maybe add some new abilities for post-50, and 2) NEW GAME+; I'd love to replay the game again with my upgraded boss and do choices the other way to complete my item collection, but not being able to replay story missions is laaaaaame. Now all I can do is drive around and do grind challenges if I want, zzz.

Himu · « **Reply #845 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:02:06 PM »

"Was it worth it?" was great.

People talk about the whacky and crazy in SR series, but the series has a lot of emotional moments.

Bebpo · « **Reply #846 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:08:14 PM »

It felt out of place with the story of SR3 though.

Himu · « **Reply #847 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:12:11 PM »

Not really.

Bebpo · « **Reply #848 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:45:54 PM »

SR3 is barely serious at all. The "Boss" for 95% of the game is a nice guy/girl superhero. The Boss in SR3's story treasures his/her "crew" and goes out of their way to save them as they're like a family to them. So then suddenly at the end bailing on one and 5 mins later getting a WAS IT WORTH IT speech felt like a lame attempt at character growth out of nowhere and not very poignant. If the ending had been a mix of both and you go to the statute, save your crew and then go to the fortress in the sky and then give your speech on tv it'd be totally in line with the character and story. Splitting up the ending like that just made both weaker.

Honestly the most ANTI-HERO the boss ever is in the entire game is the mission before murderbrawl where you take control of the vehicles that the tournament fighters are in and have them murder civilians and then explode. That was fucked up and was weird because it was the ONLY part of the game that was fucked up. Was funny and enjoyable if you don't take it seriously though!

Himu · « **Reply #849 on:** January 20, 2012, 09:51:40 PM »

The Boss is not...a superhero. Then again, I completely different attachment to the boss since I've played SR2.

chronovore · « **Reply #850 on:** January 20, 2012, 10:58:07 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on January 20, 2012, 08:50:33 PM

And why can't I adjust the height of my character? For a female my character was a GIANT, especially in heels. But there's no height option in build as far as I could see. I'm guessing they did that to make the clothing fit better? But then they still let you make skinny/fat, so it seems weird.

It is most likely the interaction between your character model and all the other characters in the game. Not just for the minimal cutscenes, but every time you take a Human Shield in front of you, and have to navigate while holding them. Then there's melee fighting, etc.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #851 on:** January 21, 2012, 06:35:37 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on January 20, 2012, 09:45:54 PM

Was funny and enjoyable if you don't take it seriously though!

That is why Saints Row is great.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #852 on:** January 21, 2012, 05:38:30 PM »

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I still need to get this game! My buddy told me Holding Out For a Hero plays during the last mission. Bad ass!

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The Sceneman · « **Reply #853 on:** January 21, 2012, 10:59:03 PM »

might wanna spoiler that

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #854 on:** January 22, 2012, 01:03:37 AM »

just a song, but whatevs

The Sceneman · « **Reply #855 on:** January 22, 2012, 01:09:04 AM »

yeah sorry, for me it was just the most HOLY SHIT AWESOME part of the game and if I was spoiled it may have lost its impact. I dunno I'm just being pedantic

Bebpo · « **Reply #856 on:** January 22, 2012, 02:19:26 AM »

The music cues all throughout the story missions were great. They're used really effectively.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #857 on:** January 22, 2012, 02:53:39 AM »

only two of them were good. 2 out 4 that I can remember. Kanye West can suck my ass

Bebpo · « **Reply #858 on:** January 22, 2012, 02:55:41 AM »

lol

That was the first time I'd heard a Kanye West song.

/bought the album after that mission.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #859 on:** January 22, 2012, 03:03:38 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on January 22, 2012, 01:09:04 AM

yeah sorry, for me it was just the most HOLY SHIT AWESOME part of the game and if I was spoiled it may have lost its impact. I dunno I'm just being pedantic

fair enough. now that i think about it it would have been sweeter if he hadn't told me. still, wicked.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #860 on:** January 22, 2012, 04:25:21 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on January 22, 2012, 02:53:39 AM

Kanye West can suck my ass

thumbs down son, thumbs down

Himu · « **Reply #861 on:** January 22, 2012, 05:35:40 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on January 22, 2012, 02:53:39 AM

only two of them were good. 2 out 4 that I can remember. Kanye West can suck my ass

Lol hater

Trent Dole · « **Reply #862 on:** January 22, 2012, 01:30:56 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on January 22, 2012, 02:53:39 AM

only two of them were good. 2 out 4 that I can remember. Kanye West can suck my ass

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You're the Best showing up during the Lucha shit better be one of the two good ones

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...and I'm saying that without having played this yet.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #863 on:** January 22, 2012, 05:41:54 PM »

Sometimes this game is just a bunch of straight up bullshit.

"Here's infinite ammo, go rack up $90k in damage in the specified area before the timer runs out!"

*entire goddamned area empties out*

Bebpo · « **Reply #864 on:** January 22, 2012, 06:37:44 PM »

Yeah, Mayhem is annoying and even Insurance Fraud because EVERYONE DISAPPEARS (including cars). I guess it was a performance thing, but they really need to increase the density of foot/car traffic. I mean when you're running around in mayhem, it's like GHOST TOWN outside of gangs/police and you really have to search just to find some parked cars.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #865 on:** January 22, 2012, 06:40:35 PM »

I had some Insurance Fraud attempts like that.

Himu · « **Reply #866 on:** January 22, 2012, 06:43:19 PM »

It means you have to learn the best way to do it.

In mayhem most of your money is coming from not cars or people but stuff like fences and street lights and garbage. So traffic and people are irrelevant and only good for stringing combos.

In insurance fraud it would be too easy if regular traffic were going, so you have to find the best place to get hit by exploring the area. This is usually a highway or a really busy street.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #867 on:** January 22, 2012, 09:04:13 PM »

yes kill all the fences

Bebpo · « **Reply #868 on:** January 22, 2012, 10:52:11 PM »

Heh, I did all the mayhem just using parked cars and gang/police cars coming after me. For some reason grenades got really high multipliers whereas rockets didn't so I just kept chucking grenades while running backwards.

Himu · « **Reply #869 on:** January 22, 2012, 11:24:04 PM »

Satchels <3

chronovore · « **Reply #870 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:18:34 AM »

Rockets ftw.

The Achievement is something like "Fence Killa 2011" so you KNOW it's all about smashing the chain link and white pickets. It's symbolic, baby.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #871 on:** January 23, 2012, 05:01:39 AM »

The fact they give you unlimited ammo should clue you in that you can just fire at anything.

Himu · « **Reply #872 on:** January 23, 2012, 09:09:34 AM »

Fences, baby.

chronovore · « **Reply #873 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:28:30 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on January 23, 2012, 05:01:39 AM

The fact they give you unlimited ammo should clue you in that you can just fire at anything.

Yeah, if you're not shooting, you're losing.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #874 on:** January 23, 2012, 01:05:04 PM »

I was having a real hard time with the one in the zombie area until I realized that fences racked up craaaazy money.

chronovore · « **Reply #875 on:** January 24, 2012, 01:56:25 AM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on January 23, 2012, 01:05:04 PM

I was having a real hard time with the one in the zombie area until I realized that fences racked up craaaazy money.

There was a Mayhem in the zombie territory? I never saw that. I had a "territory defense" there, but not Mayhem.

chronovore · « **Reply #876 on:** January 30, 2012, 03:45:44 PM »

http://www.vg247.com/2011/12/02/saints-row-the-third-sandpapering-the-nowhere-man/

I liked this article.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #877 on:** January 30, 2012, 06:48:29 PM »

Perfectly sums up why Saints Row is awesome. VIDEO GAMES

The Sceneman · « **Reply #878 on:** February 04, 2012, 02:35:34 AM »

cheevos for Gangstas in Space are up, for ne1 who gives a fucc: http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/saints-row-3/achievements/

Argh need the season pass asap

chronovore · « **Reply #879 on:** February 04, 2012, 10:47:49 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on February 04, 2012, 02:35:34 AM

cheevos for Gangstas in Space are up, for ne1 who gives a fucc: http://www.xbox360achievements.org/game/saints-row-3/achievements/

Argh need the season pass asap

Sexy Kitten Yamgasm? I think I own that video already.

I lol'd at "Xenaphobe."

chronovore · « **Reply #880 on:** February 10, 2012, 01:23:52 PM »

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #881 on:** February 21, 2012, 08:03:44 PM »

Gangstas in Space is out.

it's pretty cool. three missions that are around 15-20 minutes a piece. some real funny lines related to shitty movie making. i enjoyed it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #882 on:** February 21, 2012, 11:17:49 PM »

yeah, was a good piece of dlc.

Cravis · « **Reply #883 on:** February 22, 2012, 08:42:19 AM »

The writing in Gangstas in Space was so much better. The achievements were super easy, though. I did miss one of the 6 collectables. Thankfully I didn't save over my existing save so I'll go back and get that tonight. I just hate how you don't unlock the laser weapons in the main game.

chronovore · « **Reply #884 on:** February 22, 2012, 12:30:01 PM »

Quote from: Cravis on February 22, 2012, 08:42:19 AM

The writing in Gangstas in Space was so much better. The achievements were super easy, though. I did miss one of the 6 collectables. Thankfully I didn't save over my existing save so I'll go back and get that tonight. I just hate how you don't unlock the laser weapons in the main game.

Can you spoiler-quote the missable thing for me?

Last night I finished the Arkham City "alternate ending" for Catwoman, and I was shitting a brick thinking that I'd overwritten my NG+ progress just by trying something out.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #885 on:** February 22, 2012, 04:41:59 PM »

Gangstas in Space is MUCH better than Genkibowl

benjipwns · « **Reply #886 on:** February 23, 2012, 07:06:48 AM »

PC version is $25 on Amazon, activates on Steam: http://www.amazon.com/Saints-Row-The-Third-Download/dp/B005OMM66A/

Cravis · « **Reply #887 on:** February 23, 2012, 09:19:06 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on February 22, 2012, 12:30:01 PM

Can you spoiler-quote the missable thing for me?

Last night I finished the Arkham City "alternate ending" for Catwoman, and I was shitting a brick thinking that I'd overwritten my NG+ progress just by trying something out.

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On the second mission where you go into the studio, make sure you look high and low for all the missing clap boards. I only found 5. If you make it to the room where the space ship is at you're about to end the mission.

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If you miss it just make a new save after that, that's what I did. I'm going back to my previous save this weekend to find it. They were all pretty obvious so I'm sure it shouldn't be too hard to locate it.

chronovore · « **Reply #888 on:** February 23, 2012, 11:51:03 AM »

Thanks!

chronovore · « **Reply #889 on:** February 27, 2012, 01:26:25 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #890 on:** March 08, 2012, 04:40:07 PM »

http://www.theverge.com/gaming/2012/3/8/2855271/saints-row-the-third-was-originally-about-an-undercover-agent

chronovore · « **Reply #891 on:** March 09, 2012, 01:54:15 AM »

I saw the Art Director's speech at GDC today; it was really interesting to hear about their processes, even though I didn't agree with some of their choices. Seeing side-by-side shots of SR2 and SR3 really emphasize the differences though; no matter how you slice it, it's an incredible improvement.

bork · « **Reply #892 on:** March 20, 2012, 08:52:28 PM »

The Trouble With Clones is up!

demi · « **Reply #893 on:** March 20, 2012, 09:34:21 PM »

i started this recently... amazing fun game. me and my dude have a blast playing it. we're gonna get the DLC

it's even cheaper to just buy the Season Pass at this point, since all the story DLC costs more than 1600 points combined.

Saints Row 2 DLC is half off this week as well.

bork · « **Reply #894 on:** March 20, 2012, 10:25:29 PM »

Is Trouble With Clones the last dlc pack? If so, kind of an "eh" way to end things. It's three missions long...you get awesome super powers in the last mission, letting you run a super speed, throw fireballs, and melee produces a 60's Batman-style sound effect and "BAM!!" comic effects...but once the mission is over, that's it.

Himu · « **Reply #895 on:** March 20, 2012, 10:27:53 PM »

I'm not sure if any of the dlc is worth getting which is why I've been waiting. SR2 dlc was entirely forgettable and didn't add to the SR2 experience in any way. It appears SR3's dlc is the same?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #896 on:** March 20, 2012, 10:38:51 PM »

Season Pass is $10 on Gamersgate for PC-bros, or you can buy the individual packs for $3.50.

http://www.gamersgate.com/DD-SRTSP/saints-row-the-third-season-pass

Cravis · « **Reply #897 on:** March 20, 2012, 11:08:01 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on March 20, 2012, 10:25:29 PM

Is Trouble With Clones the last dlc pack? If so, kind of an "eh" way to end things. It's three missions long...you get awesome super powers in the last mission, letting you run a super speed, throw fireballs, and melee produces a 60's Batman-style sound effect and "BAM!!" comic effects...but once the mission is over, that's it.

This is the last of the seasons pass DLC. I didn't even realize it came out today. Going to have to download it tomorrow and play.

Whatever happened to Volition teasing that they had at least 40 weeks of DLC coming for the game?

chronovore · « **Reply #898 on:** March 20, 2012, 11:31:08 PM »

I thought the Nightblade Pack was also part of the season pass, no?

bork · « **Reply #899 on:** March 21, 2012, 08:43:59 AM »

If you pass on the DLC, you're really not missing out on too much.

Quote from: chronovore on March 20, 2012, 11:31:08 PM

I thought the Nightblade Pack was also part of the season pass, no?

It is...but it doesn't offer any additional missions.

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Author Topic: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!! (Read 153807 times)