Author Topic: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!! (Read 130472 times)

Himu · « **on:** November 09, 2011, 05:28:49 AM »

BORE SAINTS ROW CREATIONS OF THIS ENTRY'S VERSION OF 'THE BOSS/PLAYA'

Ruby Rhod from the Fifth Element - Chronovore

Janelle Monae - Himuro

/ Neo / High Schooler who thinks he's cool - Chronovore

LADY GAGA - Himuro

Velma - Himuro

Kazuma Kiryu - Linkzg

Lisa Simpson - Himuro

Malcolm X - Himuro

Off-site Boss creations!

Storm!

Stubbs the Zombie!

Hunter!

TOBIAS FUNKE. I AM AN ACTOR.

Hipster Hitler!

Sonic!

Mario!

Luigi!

Wario!

Tails!

Knuckles!

Gaston!

Ben!

TRAILERS

POST YOUR INITIATION STATION PROFILES.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 09, 2011, 05:34:22 AM »

dying here

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** November 09, 2011, 05:53:16 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on November 09, 2011, 05:34:22 AM

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dying here

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3 on:** November 09, 2011, 08:20:23 AM »

so are we setting up co-op groups? this has 4 player simultaneous, rite?

chronovore · « **Reply #4 on:** November 09, 2011, 08:42:24 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on November 09, 2011, 08:20:23 AM

so are we setting up co-op groups? this has 4 player simultaneous, rite?

For serious?! That'll be great!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** November 09, 2011, 10:15:39 AM »

Can't wait!

bork · « **Reply #6 on:** November 09, 2011, 10:42:22 AM »

We really need to follow DCharlie's ways and use |OFO| instead of |OT|

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** November 09, 2011, 10:44:38 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on November 09, 2011, 08:20:23 AM

so are we setting up co-op groups? this has 4 player simultaneous, rite?

Two player

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** November 09, 2011, 02:53:16 PM »

New Cherished Memories

cool breeze · « **Reply #9 on:** November 09, 2011, 02:57:28 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on November 09, 2011, 08:39:45 AM

oh

my

god

that italian guy stole kiryu's suit

selecting asian and clicking random until it gets close enough is harder than you think!

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** November 09, 2011, 02:59:12 PM »

Just look at a reference pic and change the values yourself. Easier.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** November 09, 2011, 03:05:50 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** November 09, 2011, 03:07:39 PM »

i can't watch tim and eric

Robo · « **Reply #13 on:** November 09, 2011, 03:27:45 PM »

AMAZING OP

Bebpo · « **Reply #14 on:** November 09, 2011, 03:43:07 PM »

Is there cross-platform coop?

Otherwise, what system are you all getting it on? I'm going with PC.

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** November 09, 2011, 03:45:04 PM »

360. Will get for pc/ps3 later.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #16 on:** November 09, 2011, 03:52:22 PM »

amazing OP for a game that will no doubt be shit. thanks for trying though.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #17 on:** November 09, 2011, 04:03:42 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 09, 2011, 10:44:38 AM

Quote from: Positive Touch on November 09, 2011, 08:20:23 AM
so are we setting up co-op groups? this has 4 player simultaneous, rite?

Two player

dreams completely crushed

i dont know why i thought it was four player; i guess that would be too awesome

ill b getting this on 360 btw

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #18 on:** November 09, 2011, 04:06:24 PM »

methodis, you just aren't even trying anymore, it's like you're just going through the motions

maybe you're just burnt out

you should take a vacation, go to a nice beach somewhere, dig your toes in the wet sand, close your eyes, and meditate on past trolling successes

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** November 09, 2011, 04:07:22 PM »

changed my xbl tag, it is now Ren Li Zhong. Add me if you haven't already

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** November 09, 2011, 04:13:47 PM »

Will get on pc when it drops in price. #partoftheproblem

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #21 on:** November 09, 2011, 04:15:23 PM »

i hope you know the children of several developers are going to starve to death this winter because of your selfish choice

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #22 on:** November 09, 2011, 04:18:09 PM »

Hey, I only have so many dollars in my entertainment budget. Those kids can get a job sewing things together in a sweatshop for 14 hours a day if they really want to eat.

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** November 09, 2011, 04:18:13 PM »

Is the plural version of ho 'hos' or 'hoes'

Positive Touch · « **Reply #24 on:** November 09, 2011, 05:04:27 PM »

usually hoes

chronovore · « **Reply #25 on:** November 09, 2011, 05:36:49 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 09, 2011, 04:18:13 PM

Is the plural version of ho 'hos' or 'hoes'

"Hoses."

Quote from: lyte edge on November 09, 2011, 10:42:22 AM

We really need to follow DCharlie's ways and use |OFO| instead of |OT|

What's that stand for?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #26 on:** November 09, 2011, 05:43:33 PM »

I thought co-op was four player this time?

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** November 09, 2011, 05:48:41 PM »

It's two player. That was demi spreading lies.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #28 on:** November 09, 2011, 05:54:32 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on November 09, 2011, 05:43:33 PM

I thought co-op was four player this time?

I thought it was too

Himu crushing dreams.

Robo · « **Reply #29 on:** November 09, 2011, 06:20:09 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 09, 2011, 04:18:13 PM

Is the plural version of ho 'hos' or 'hoes'

For conclusive reference on the matter:

(use of DUNK'N contraction notwithstanding)

The Sceneman · « **Reply #30 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:19:59 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on November 09, 2011, 03:05:50 PM

TALL CAT PARADE

Gospel · « **Reply #31 on:** November 09, 2011, 07:59:50 PM »

Quote from: Herr Mafflard on November 09, 2011, 05:54:32 PM

I thought it was too

Himu crushing dreams.

PC mod could probably add in a Free Mode someday. but that won't happen soon enough.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #32 on:** November 09, 2011, 08:48:07 PM »

The Tim and Eric special is amazing

I cannot believe they made this

Seriously, I can't believe they made this

demi · « **Reply #33 on:** November 09, 2011, 08:53:58 PM »

that's weird, i swear everyone was throwing 4 player out. i wouldn't throw shit out like that if i hadn't read it somewhere.

saves me some money, then... still need to finish 2 before i buy the expansion pack.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #34 on:** November 09, 2011, 09:02:57 PM »

after watching that vid, im kind of scared to play this

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #35 on:** November 09, 2011, 09:29:12 PM »

volution initially said 4 player but they couldn't figure out how to make the game even worse in the gameplay department so they decided to drop 2 players as a way of saving more people from the shit

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #36 on:** November 10, 2011, 03:00:28 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 09, 2011, 03:07:39 PM

i can't watch tim and eric

You're missing out, it's brilliant.

TALL CAT PARADE

magus · « **Reply #37 on:** November 10, 2011, 04:57:44 AM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on November 09, 2011, 08:48:07 PM

The Tim and Eric special is amazing

I cannot believe they made this

Seriously, I can't believe they made this

i like how when that weird cartoon starts,the thing is all random japanese but when the credit scrolls they are all in korean

benjipwns · « **Reply #38 on:** November 10, 2011, 05:20:16 AM »

Pre-load supposed to start tomorrow.

chronovore · « **Reply #39 on:** November 10, 2011, 05:32:26 AM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on November 09, 2011, 08:48:07 PM

The Tim and Eric special is amazing

I cannot believe they made this

Seriously, I can't believe they made this

That was completely absurd. I think I've seen the results of the chicken-gun elsewhere, so this was a censored version, to boot.

Himu · « **Reply #40 on:** November 10, 2011, 05:36:46 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 10, 2011, 03:00:28 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 09, 2011, 03:07:39 PM
i can't watch tim and eric

You're missing out, it's brilliant.

TALL CAT PARADE

i'll watch because tim and eric can be good in gulps

pilonv1 · « **Reply #41 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:23:04 AM »

90 minutes!

But I have to work tomorrow

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #42 on:** November 10, 2011, 09:44:44 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** November 10, 2011, 12:31:19 PM »

Warning to people like me who don't want to see later missions. The GB QL is during a later mission.

demi · « **Reply #44 on:** November 10, 2011, 01:15:29 PM »

Toys R Us next Tuesday ONLY

$10 GC & Official Guide w/ Saints Row 3

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #45 on:** November 10, 2011, 01:16:05 PM »

bork · « **Reply #46 on:** November 10, 2011, 01:17:13 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on November 09, 2011, 05:36:49 PM

What's that stand for?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=37065.0

Quote from: dcharlie on September 15, 2011, 06:36:32 AM

Official FUCK OFF thread

chronovore · « **Reply #47 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:46:02 PM »

Oh, right. OK, yeah. If there was ever a game which needs OFO treatment, this is it.

Himu · « **Reply #48 on:** November 10, 2011, 06:47:50 PM »

done and done

Robo · « **Reply #49 on:** November 10, 2011, 07:21:21 PM »

I kinda preferred "Official FUCK FEST", which is also appropriate for this particular thread, considering the title.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #50 on:** November 10, 2011, 08:28:54 PM »

OFO for shit games

OFF for FUCK FEST AWESOME games

ok?

archie4208 · « **Reply #51 on:** November 10, 2011, 08:35:25 PM »

PC version comes with hats for TF2.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #52 on:** November 10, 2011, 10:14:07 PM »

Season pass $:-\$

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-11-10-saints-row-the-third-season-pass-confirmed

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A DLC season pass for Saints Row: The Third has been confirmed.

According to a post on the THQ Insider blog, which has since mysteriously been taken down, the voucher gives you access to four expansions, representing a saving of 15 per cent on buying each pack separately.

The four add-ons are as follows:

Nyte Blayde Pack - Includes the Nyte Blayde Mobile, altar boy outfit, Bloody Canoness outfit and Bloody Canoness bike.
Genkibowl VII (available January 2012): "The Wide World of Genki takes over Steelport for a sporting tradition totally and utterly unlike any other."
Gangstas in Space (available Winter 2012): "The Saints go intergalactic in this science-fiction misadventure."
The Trouble With Clones (available Spring 2012):  "Copy-cat killing at its finest."

An exact price for the pass is yet to be confirmed but anyone who pre-orders the game via the THQ store gets it thrown in free of charge.

Himu · « **Reply #53 on:** November 10, 2011, 10:28:47 PM »

That was confirmed months ago. Eurogamer am late.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #54 on:** November 10, 2011, 10:57:52 PM »

"Gangstas in Space"

SOLD. Volition needs my fucking money

Himu · « **Reply #55 on:** November 11, 2011, 05:20:58 AM »

Game isn't faring too well with the reviewers like I thought it would. Gametrailers references Steelport as Stilwater the entire fucking review. Destructoid gave it a (very) surprising 7.0.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #56 on:** November 11, 2011, 07:56:19 AM »

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-11-11-saints-row-the-third-dildo-gimped-in-japan

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Penis-shaped Saint's Row: The Third weapon The Penetrator has fallen foul of Japanese censors.

THQ has been told to remove the "veins and physics" from the purple dildo, which is used in-game as a melee weapon.

An un-named THQ representative told Game Informer that "stricter guidelines" in Japan were apparently to blame for changes to the three foot phallus.

In-game, the dildo is attached to the handle of a baseball bat. Footage of the device in action lies below.

Smh Japan

patrickula · « **Reply #57 on:** November 11, 2011, 10:06:36 AM »

Tom Chick loves it: http://www.honestgamers.com/reviews/9687.html

benjipwns · « **Reply #58 on:** November 11, 2011, 10:10:24 AM »

Consider he's one of the few reviewers that recognized the greatness that was 2, I think I'll trust him.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #59 on:** November 11, 2011, 10:25:41 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 11, 2011, 05:20:58 AM

Game isn't faring too well with the reviewers like I thought it would. Gametrailers references Steelport as Stilwater the entire fucking review. Destructoid gave it a (very) surprising 7.0.

These are the same reviewers that slobbered all over GTA4 and it's Oscar-worthy story, so...

News:

Author Topic: SAINTS ROW THE THIRD |OFF| GOTY, HOES, PENIS, GIMPS, LUCHADORES, ORALE!!!! (Read 130472 times)