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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=88888
« Reply #780 on: January 08, 2013, 03:43:30 PM »
Wii U ports, what else?

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=88888
« Reply #781 on: January 08, 2013, 03:50:59 PM »
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^5
« Reply #782 on: January 08, 2013, 06:10:44 PM »
 :lol

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #783 on: January 09, 2013, 06:32:35 AM »
Little OS update
currently 1 core,1.5GB RAM
target = 1:1

7 GB available to games :o

btw,Nvidia Shield introduction demo runs on Unreal 4



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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #784 on: January 09, 2013, 02:33:42 PM »
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #785 on: January 09, 2013, 02:52:46 PM »


That video is amazing. If the real thing even looks close to that I want a 360 now

:bow IllumiRoom :bow2

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #786 on: January 09, 2013, 03:19:50 PM »
1. My fiancee will hate this and leave the room
2. This will end up as philips ambilight, otherwise how will it work
3. Van cruncheon wont even come to this thread anymore meaning all recent rumours are true

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #787 on: January 09, 2013, 03:32:44 PM »
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3. Van cruncheon wont even come to this thread anymore meaning all recent rumours are true

One former MS employee(100% sure) said that everything he knew about Durango is out,but naturally not everything is true.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #788 on: January 09, 2013, 03:34:38 PM »
Yeah I read that.

What would you say is not true?

-8 cores
-8 gb ram
-8800 custom ati card

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #789 on: January 09, 2013, 03:36:47 PM »
1. My fiancee will hate this and leave the room

Good point. I finally can break out the :uguu and my wife won't see my shame
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #790 on: January 09, 2013, 03:37:37 PM »
Yeah I read that.

What would you say is not true?

-8 cores
-8 gb ram
-8800 custom ati card

True.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #791 on: January 09, 2013, 03:52:20 PM »
640gb hdd?

Im already saving money B bring it on

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #792 on: January 09, 2013, 04:02:24 PM »
This leak has supposedly spawned two new correct pieces of info,never posted before.
8 cores,8GB = known before

That leaves,640GB hdd and 8800 card
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #793 on: January 09, 2013, 04:19:58 PM »
Quote from: Originally Posted by MrNyarlathotep
Tablet based controller = gimmicky distraction from a game

Flashing lights on your floor and peripheral vision = omg awesome can't wait

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there's some serious potential for some hilarious frankenstein freakshow consoles from Sony and MS with just too much extra shit packed in.  They'll still be good, but excessive in trying to reach everybody. 

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #794 on: January 09, 2013, 04:30:36 PM »
No chance to be in the box imo,this shit is too expensive and it would be hard to make money on hardware.

This rumor has it covered
http://dualpixels.com/2012/11/29/rumor-behind-the-scenes-with-first-party-hardware-and-third-party-softwear-next-gen/

MS=projector stuff
Sony=VR headset
2014,sold separately



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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #795 on: January 09, 2013, 04:31:23 PM »
This leak has supposedly spawned two new correct pieces of info,never posted before.
8 cores,8GB = known before

That leaves,640GB hdd and 8800 card

I think some custom ati card makes perfect sense. Ms prob went to them pointing at some card saying we want this shit, when will it be ready with this heat/wattage size.

Or ati jus showed them what they are cooking and ms bought some exclusivity for a while on one of the cards.


That leaves the hdd. Would love some small ssd, but that aint gonna happen eh. 64gb ssd with an upgrade slot for a custom ms hdd if you need more space sold seperately...
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #796 on: January 09, 2013, 04:36:06 PM »
i'm...actually getting a bit excited.  kinda feel like the industry has been disappointing for a few years, but i'm not sure if i'm jaded or not. 

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #797 on: January 09, 2013, 04:37:04 PM »
I think MS was much more involved than that.Few years ago they hired quite a few top hardware experts.
Top,like really really top.
Too lazy to search for them now.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #798 on: January 09, 2013, 04:38:43 PM »
Youre not jaded its the x wearing off :p

I feel the same, really bored with this monstrous gen. I want to be wowed again.

Hope that next gen will bring something more then just great graphics, i like how this gen made online gaming a normal thing on consoles. Maybe next gen can have something as nice as this that adds a whole new layer to everything. (Please dont say youve been gaming online since yadda yadda, me too)
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #799 on: January 09, 2013, 05:25:17 PM »
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #800 on: January 09, 2013, 05:26:01 PM »
:rofl
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #801 on: January 09, 2013, 05:50:31 PM »
 :lol

Thats the 299 dollar ad subsidized durango.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #803 on: January 09, 2013, 07:52:43 PM »
We know,you are late
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #804 on: January 09, 2013, 07:55:24 PM »
The Coli's fan boy fuckery is almost exclusively regulated to emote taunts and bragging  :lol
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #805 on: January 09, 2013, 07:59:42 PM »
Ah,I see

like reading stuff like that,there are always few :rofl  gems inside
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #806 on: January 09, 2013, 08:45:10 PM »
Windows 8 kernel? It's sounding more PC-like by the day.

If they sold a 720 that cost $299-399 but had a 3 year (full price, of course) xbox live contract would you buy it? I have a feeling they are going to subsidize the expensive hardware with xbox live contracts pretty heavily.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #807 on: January 09, 2013, 10:44:00 PM »
That coli thread and their talk of throwing WiiU in the bushes is amazing.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #809 on: January 10, 2013, 12:07:04 AM »
That forum has some amazing emotes. We should make our own, though exclusively from Jennifer Lawrence gifs.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #810 on: January 10, 2013, 12:38:52 AM »
That forum has some amazing emotes. We should make our own, though exclusively from Jennifer Lawrence gifs.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #811 on: January 10, 2013, 01:23:37 AM »
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The PS4 is not going to play PS3 games.

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That's Courtdog levels of stupidity right now. That doesn't even make sense. Of course it will play PS3 games, it'll have a bluray drive.  Don't start trollin the thread with nonsense fam.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #812 on: January 10, 2013, 01:13:09 PM »
http://www.psorbis.com/

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Could mean nothing,or something

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unfortunately Microsoft won't show it off fully until April.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #813 on: January 14, 2013, 11:38:40 AM »
Yup things are moving.

small article about CES

http://seattletimes.com/html/businesstechnology/2020128148_briercolumn14xml.html

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Sony employees went silent whenever I asked about the PlayStation 4, but they showed a lot of technology that seems likely to be in the console, or at least complement the new hardware.

One of them accidentally mentioned to me a 4K video player that will be revealed later this year. My guess is that the PS4 will have this capability, similar to the way the PS3 arrived at the dawn of the Blu-ray era with a Blu-ray drive inside.

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On the plane ride home, I sat near a Microsoft employee who works on planning new Xbox products. When I floated my idea about the PS4 piggybacking on the move toward 4K TVs, he said he wasn’t that enthused about 4K TVs.

The Xbox guy was more excited about video-streaming hardware components shown by Broadcom and others. Using the new 802.11ac flavor of Wi-Fi, Broadcom’s new chips can stream content at up to 867 megabits per second. Broadcom refers to this fast wireless as “5G” technology.

I didn’t make it to Broadcom’s booth, but the company was showing how this hardware can connect four tablets to a TV set.

All four could simultaneously stream content, enabling them to be used for multiplayer gaming.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #814 on: January 14, 2013, 11:59:58 AM »
streaming does seem way more important to focus on than 4K

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« Reply #815 on: January 14, 2013, 12:41:52 PM »
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could actually be earlier

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #816 on: January 14, 2013, 12:42:23 PM »
unf unf unf

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #817 on: January 14, 2013, 01:04:04 PM »
Can't wait to see Ballmer doing some cray shit



I agree with this internet poster
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I'm sick of E3s full of sequels and games that look "pretty" impressive, you know, relatively speaking. I want to be blown away again. I want to have arguments over whether something's prerendered or not. I want a console war, and checking the sales charts every month. I want ridiculously-opinioned people bickering on podcasts. It's been so boring for so long. I'm sick of the status quo. Let's have an exciting gaming scene again!

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #818 on: January 14, 2013, 02:09:38 PM »
That sounds fricking horrible. The games industry needs to grow up and stop glorifying manchildren.

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« Reply #819 on: January 14, 2013, 02:21:56 PM »
An exciting gaming scene is one with games that are fun to play. We've got that.

I'm with Andrex on this.
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« Reply #820 on: January 14, 2013, 02:22:55 PM »
Why? Why would anyone want a return of the cesspool that is console warz?

I already went through elementary school, I don't need to go there again.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #821 on: January 14, 2013, 02:25:40 PM »
Just excited for new consoles. Don't care about the fanboy stuff. Just the fact that its been so long is enough for me.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #822 on: January 14, 2013, 02:29:08 PM »
Why? Why would anyone want a return of the cesspool that is console warz?


prime trolling time.  I might even say, the MOST prime trolling time, after the U.S. elections, but console wars are 10x funnier. 

you guys have forgotten how funny it is-- we're gonna need a whole separate forum for our GAF psychoanalysis thread.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #823 on: January 14, 2013, 02:30:52 PM »

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« Reply #824 on: January 14, 2013, 02:31:32 PM »
I'm with Andrex on this.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #825 on: January 14, 2013, 02:33:36 PM »
Why? Why would anyone want a return of the cesspool that is console warz?

Cuz it's fun to read(if you click on the right stuff).Games are no longer being made for people like us.
Also I find this current console gaming apathy not good for the industry.Everything seems to be going to shit and people are meh,whatever.
Excitement needed.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #826 on: January 14, 2013, 02:48:01 PM »
I hope everything mildly bombs like the WiiU has.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #827 on: January 14, 2013, 02:56:47 PM »
putting any eggs in the 4k basket is dumb, dumb, dumb
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #828 on: January 14, 2013, 03:01:53 PM »
Gonna be fun watching my 640x480 hentai in 4K!

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #829 on: January 14, 2013, 03:05:11 PM »
Gonna be fun watching my 640x480 hentai in 4K!


haven't any HD hentai movies come out on blu-ray or something?

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #830 on: January 14, 2013, 03:07:06 PM »
I don't see how they can have a 4k player and still have it priced at a reasonable price. But Sony's always looking for ways to push technolgy (seemingly to the detriment of sales), so it wouldn't surprise me if they did it again.



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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #831 on: January 14, 2013, 03:12:24 PM »
It will certainly be more expensive than current models but i think the tech is there already.No need for some alien solutions.

I guess 4K is a natural progression of TVs.If industry can get them to reasonable prices they can just discontinue current models.

Big numbers are good for the marketing.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #832 on: January 14, 2013, 03:14:34 PM »
Is it that much extra cost? doesn't sound like it'd be anything more than a bullet point since there's no 4K content.  but then again, the PS3 supports 3D 1080p blu-ray playback and I don't think that existed in 2006. 

No chance games will support that resolution, unless we're talking PS2 4K releases, because we all know that's coming.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #833 on: January 14, 2013, 03:15:42 PM »
You will play Tetris.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #834 on: January 14, 2013, 03:18:22 PM »
I'm sure if 4K is all that great of an investment.  It's gonna take some marketing to convince dad to replace the already-quite-nice looking Plasma/lcd/led tv he bought within the past few years. 

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #835 on: January 14, 2013, 03:18:29 PM »
Kinect Tetris: 'You are the block'


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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #836 on: January 14, 2013, 03:20:20 PM »
Gonna be fun watching my 640x480 hentai in 4K!


haven't any HD hentai movies come out on blu-ray or something?
HD porn ewww

BTW, HDMI 2.0 won't be out till later this year so we ain't getting 60fps 4K in next gen consoles as they will probably use 1.4.

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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #837 on: January 14, 2013, 03:25:00 PM »
I think everything is 3D nowadays just no one cares about it.

Edit: TV makers are more into SMART TVs now, you know, TVs with apps like Youtube and Facebook. Another fud till this 4K arrives in full force.
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Re: Next next gen thread of stupid rumors;Durango=8^8
« Reply #838 on: January 14, 2013, 03:25:06 PM »
Are all available 4K TV sets also "3D" enabled (with glasses)? Or is it a tech that will replace the failed 3D?

Speaking of this, I really don't follow TV tech. Is 3D pretty much officially dead, or is anyone out there still trying to make a genuine push on that front?

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« Reply #839 on: January 14, 2013, 03:29:51 PM »
Are all available 4K TV sets also "3D" enabled (with glasses)? Or is it a tech that will replace the failed 3D?

Speaking of this, I really don't follow TV tech. Is 3D pretty much officially dead, or is anyone out there still trying to make a genuine push on that front?

Sony, Samsung, and LG didn't mention 3D at all during their CES keynotes. On the other hand, those that came out supporting 4K:

Samsung: http://www.theverge.com/2013/1/7/3842602/samsung-un85s9-85-inch-4k-uhd-tv-announced
LG: http://www.engadget.com/2013/01/07/lgs-65-inch-4k-display-eyes-on/
Sony: http://www.theverge.com/2013/1/7/3845586/sony-4k-oled-tv-confirmed
Vizio: http://www.theverge.com/2013/1/7/3845814/vizio-pumps-up-its-hdtv-lineup-with-new-ultra-hd-4k-tv-models/in/3610341