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Trent Dole · « **Reply #541 on:** May 15, 2012, 02:57:44 PM »

YouTube sticker on wall. Fail at life.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #542 on:** May 15, 2012, 02:59:34 PM »

error shirty-sheven

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #543 on:** May 15, 2012, 03:03:51 PM »

If anybody wants to play later once the servers actually come on just let me know. I'm going to solo my Witch Doctor to completion but I wouldn't mind starting up a second character for a co-op playthrough.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #544 on:** May 15, 2012, 03:04:36 PM »

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Why would a persons face turn purple?

Answer:

Your face would turn purple when you are suffercating(choking,can not breath,lost of breath,or when oxygen is not travilling through your mouth into the respitory system).

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_would_a_persons_face_turn_purple

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #545 on:** May 15, 2012, 03:20:45 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 15, 2012, 02:56:05 PM

I love that guy's videos.

Baiano19 · « **Reply #546 on:** May 15, 2012, 03:27:30 PM »

ONLINE DRM LOLOLOL!!1

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #547 on:** May 15, 2012, 03:28:15 PM »

Anyone tried the pvp? The videos I saw seemed kind of weird.

Himu · « **Reply #548 on:** May 15, 2012, 03:29:52 PM »

pvp is not up yet pd

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #549 on:** May 15, 2012, 03:36:28 PM »

*sigh*

Guess I'll putz around for an hour or whatever. I have to work from 8-3 again tonight (5-12 pacific) but I'll be on again after that (provided the servers are exorcised of gremlins or whatever) if anyone wants to play more.

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #550 on:** May 15, 2012, 03:40:13 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on May 15, 2012, 03:28:01 PM

Do any of you have a Diablo 3 pass? I didn't have time for the beta and I need to know how the game'll run on my PC.

Yeah man PM me and you can have one of my passes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #551 on:** May 15, 2012, 03:54:22 PM »

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-05-15-someone-has-finished-diablo-3-already

Yoshi has to be the most insane gamer on GAF, from StarCraft 2 to Diablo 3

Brehvolution · « **Reply #552 on:** May 15, 2012, 03:57:32 PM »

People are saying they are able to get back in.

Himu · « **Reply #553 on:** May 15, 2012, 04:01:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 15, 2012, 03:54:22 PM

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-05-15-someone-has-finished-diablo-3-already

Yoshi has to be the most insane gamer on GAF, from StarCraft 2 to Diablo 3

invite him to the bore

tell him himuro wants him here

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #554 on:** May 15, 2012, 04:24:20 PM »

He's awesome. Some of the pics he posts..oh man. He posted a long poem he wrote about his favorite SC2 pro gamer, and how he almost broke up with some girl because she made fun of it

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #555 on:** May 15, 2012, 04:51:10 PM »

Gonna play now!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #556 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:05:25 PM »

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1:55 p.m. PDT - Starting at approximately 2:15 p.m. PDT, we will be bringing Diablo III servers in the Americas offline for urgent maintenance to address several issues that are impacting the game. We anticipate that maintenance will last for about an hour and that servers will be available at approximately 3:30 p.m. PDT. We will provide further updates as they are necessary. Thank you for your patience.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #557 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:06:43 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #558 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:14:09 PM »

Well, I got to play for another hour or so at least. Hopefully at 3 am after my shift is over this bullshit won't be still be happening on the NA servers.

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #559 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:16:21 PM »

Just killed the skeleton king and got some mad loot with 1 minute till the servers go down.

cool breeze · « **Reply #560 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:20:58 PM »

can you at least register the game on battle.net and play single player now or is everything down?

and retail version includes a notepad

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #561 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:22:52 PM »

Fuck seriously thinking about going to Gamestop and trading in my DS and some games just to get this. I have some money coming to me via work I did for a family member but they be dodgin me. Wrryyyyy.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #562 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:25:03 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on May 15, 2012, 05:20:58 PM

can you at least register the game on battle.net and play single player now or is everything down?

There is no such thing as offline singleplayer as far as I know.

Baiano19 · « **Reply #563 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:26:19 PM »

Does anyone have a guest pass? I want to give one to my brother and I have the digital version. US btw

Quote from: FlameofCallandorReturns on May 15, 2012, 03:40:13 PM

Yeah man PM me and you can have one of my passes.

Do you have another to spare?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #564 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:26:54 PM »

Still in the first quest, but this game feels sooo gooooooooood

MAGIC MISSILE MAGIC MISSILE MAGIC MISSILE

Positive Touch · « **Reply #565 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:28:58 PM »

FUCK THE QUEUE

Positive Touch · « **Reply #566 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:29:27 PM »

IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL QUEUE I DONT EVEN KNOW FUCK LET ME PLAY MY GAME

Himu · « **Reply #567 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:29:51 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 15, 2012, 05:22:52 PM

Fuck seriously thinking about going to Gamestop and trading in my DS and some games just to get this. I have some money coming to me via work I did for a family member but they be dodgin me. Wrryyyyy.

I know it's off topic but this needs addressing. don't do this. if you do work for family members, tell them to give you money up front. i have a cousin i did work for, he owes me like 200-300 dollars. do not do this if you are EXPECTING to be paid. If you do, require a pay up front or pay half rule. Do not do work in the hopes that someone will pay just because they are family.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #568 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:34:28 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 15, 2012, 05:22:52 PM

Fuck seriously thinking about going to Gamestop and trading in my DS and some games just to get this. I have some money coming to me via work I did for a family member but they be dodgin me. Wrryyyyy.

fuck the ds buy diablo 3 now

threaten family later

Positive Touch · « **Reply #569 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:37:54 PM »

go now, buy some t-bell on the way back, eat your food while your j/o to the manual, clean up, play diablo

Himu · « **Reply #570 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:40:26 PM »

this game has given me a boner and i haven't even gotten past the beta section yet

have yet to use a potion but it fucking owns goddamit. i'm tempted to solo my first character and make new characters specifically for co-op but that is too hard of a temptation.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #571 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:45:20 PM »

the art book is definitely j/o-able

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #572 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:53:40 PM »

this is crippling blizzard's support system. when i try calling support, the automated options cut off before they finish so i only hear the first two about diablo support. it eventually gets me in the queue but after about 10 minutes it just hung up the first time and the second time i get a "sorry, we are experiencing difficulties. please call again later"

lol

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #573 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:56:54 PM »

Unless it melts your account or whatever there's really no reason to call. Shit is fucked up, they know it, and (I hope) they're working on a fix. Calling to tell them that you can't connect ain't gonna do shit.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #574 on:** May 15, 2012, 05:57:55 PM »

I thought this shit would be fixed by now.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #575 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:00:57 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on May 15, 2012, 05:56:54 PM

Unless it melts your account or whatever there's really no reason to call. Shit is fucked up, they know it, and (I hope) they're working on a fix. Calling to tell them that you can't connect ain't gonna do shit.

well my problem is that i think my account is hacked and the hacker changed the email on my account. so i cant recover it because i dont know the email it was changed to.

so i need to call.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #576 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:01:25 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on May 15, 2012, 05:53:40 PM

this is crippling blizzard's support system. when i try calling support, the automated options cut off before they finish so i only hear the first two about diablo support. it eventually gets me in the queue but after about 10 minutes it just hung up the first time and the second time i get a "sorry, we are experiencing difficulties. please call again later"

good idea, Blizzard may not be aware the servers are down

EDIT: Ah I see you are calling about something else.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #577 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:07:13 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on May 15, 2012, 06:00:57 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on May 15, 2012, 05:56:54 PM
Unless it melts your account or whatever there's really no reason to call. Shit is fucked up, they know it, and (I hope) they're working on a fix. Calling to tell them that you can't connect ain't gonna do shit.

well my problem is that i think my account is hacked and the hacker changed the email on my account. so i cant recover it because i dont know the email it was changed to.

so i need to call.

Same happened to me. Though I haven't used it since Brood Wars.

I just created a new profile and worry about the other one later.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #578 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:07:26 PM »

i am def the last person who's gonna call tech support because some system is down globally.

still would be nice however if their support system was able to handle high call volume

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 15, 2012, 06:07:13 PM

Same happened to me. Though I haven't used it since Brood Wars.

I just created a new profile and worry about the other one later.

they able to merge accounts?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #579 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:09:10 PM »

So they moved the goal post to 3:30 PDT. they better hold to this one.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #580 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:10:41 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on May 15, 2012, 06:07:26 PM

they able to merge accounts?

Not sure. In my case, I'm not worried about Brood Wars and wanted to avoid the hassle.

Himu · « **Reply #581 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:10:42 PM »

From the official forums:

"What Blizzard is going through is like a bar being told over the span of a few weeks/months that there is going to be 1,000,000 orders of Rum and Coke (Cuba Libré) on opening night (already payed for), and then assuming that only 250,000 will actually show up and only order enough supplies for 300,000. Now they are scrambling to try and find other bars and buy up their Rum and Coke to pacify the 700,000 who were promised their Cuba Libré opening night. Not only did you say you were going to be there, you put down money to secure your drink. Now, not only are you out your money, but you didn't get your drink. People would bust apart that bar in no time flat. The outrage isn't just expected, it's justified."

On point.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #582 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:17:35 PM »

That is the dumbest fucking analogy I've ever heard in my life

iconoclast · « **Reply #583 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:18:50 PM »

I played for 5-6 hours last night with a couple friends. Got up to level 17 with my Monk and made it a decent ways into act 2. It's fun enough so far, but it's way too easy. They should have let you start on whatever hard mode is called.

Best part so far has been

spoiler (click to show/hide)

the butcher boss. was funny watching people get dragged into the flaming floor

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #584 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:20:08 PM »

May as well eat.

Sapporo Ichiban chicken ramen with Sriracha, take me to a better place. :'(

Brehvolution · « **Reply #585 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:23:03 PM »

If anyone still hasn't played yet and wants to go through Act I co-op as soon as the servers come up, let me know. I still have to create my Monk.

Himu · « **Reply #586 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:23:27 PM »

holy shit zero, i haven't eaten ramen in years. i know what i'm eating tonight.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #587 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:27:26 PM »

Holy shit I'm in! bye!

Positive Touch · « **Reply #588 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:28:29 PM »

IM IN OH FUCK IT LET ME JOINNNNNN

Positive Touch · « **Reply #589 on:** May 15, 2012, 06:58:43 PM »

well now im too drunk and sleepy to enjoy this

napping now, will game later

magus · « **Reply #590 on:** May 15, 2012, 07:18:34 PM »

does this count as a spoiler? i'm putting it in spoiler tags for the sensitive bitches

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #591 on:** May 15, 2012, 07:25:53 PM »

It is a spoiler (last boss)

and if you think rushing through D3 in 6 hours with one character on normal "completes" it you are distinguished mentally-challenged

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #592 on:** May 15, 2012, 08:43:19 PM »

Beat the Skeleton King, now I have to wait until my copy of the game arrives in the mail.

demi · « **Reply #593 on:** May 15, 2012, 08:56:15 PM »

I think I'll buy it when Bethesda fixes their game...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #594 on:** May 15, 2012, 09:10:43 PM »

what's the average time to complete? longer than dungeon siege 3 or less?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #595 on:** May 15, 2012, 09:12:02 PM »

I've heard 15ish hours? But for real, who the fuck plays through a diablo game just once on normal and calls it a day? GOT TO GET ALL DAT LOOT

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #596 on:** May 15, 2012, 09:12:26 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on May 15, 2012, 09:10:43 PM

what's the average time to complete? longer than dungeon siege 3 or less?

as someone who has completed Dungeon Siege III (;_;), D3 is longer. If you don't speed rush and watch like half the lore bits it will take 15-20 hours.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #597 on:** May 15, 2012, 09:53:38 PM »

Could I beg for a guest pass? I'm not too sure about plunking down money on this with torchlight 2 coming out soon. I'd love be wrong and enjoy it.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #598 on:** May 15, 2012, 10:01:35 PM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on May 15, 2012, 09:53:38 PM

Could I beg for a guest pass? I'm not too sure about plunking down money on this with torchlight 2 coming out soon. I'd love be wrong and enjoy it.

...stfu and pay for it. Torchlight 2 won't be out until late summer anyway, and this is better unless you're a limp-wristed nancyboy who likes his wow-esque toon grafix.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #599 on:** May 15, 2012, 10:26:24 PM »

god dammmmmmn I love this game

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