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« Reply #60 on: March 22, 2012, 02:48:39 PM »
Ok, that came across wrong.  *I* have no problems with being naked.  And I am naked quite often in my home of homes.  I just dislike the smells that accompany being with another person naked in the act of sex because they are kind of gross body smells.

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« Reply #61 on: March 22, 2012, 02:58:48 PM »

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« Reply #62 on: March 22, 2012, 03:02:40 PM »
:rofl :rofl

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« Reply #63 on: March 22, 2012, 03:05:42 PM »
if bebpo didn't have photographic evidence of his hotness that would be the biggest series of posts by a virgin trying to hide it ever.
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« Reply #64 on: March 22, 2012, 03:14:23 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

One of the best things ever is laying on the bed naked after sex while the ceiling fan is blowing around the smell of sweat and juices.  I also love when the breeze of the fan on my dick and pelvic area feels cold because of all the pussy juice she left behind.  I'd question my sexuality if I didn't like the smell of a naked girl in my bed.

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« Reply #65 on: March 22, 2012, 03:30:49 PM »
No, I get naked like everyone else.  I just don't enjoy it very much.  I find the actual act of sex pretty gross.  But I like the passion and emotion side. 

That's why I probably wouldn't enjoy a hooker.

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« Reply #68 on: March 22, 2012, 03:52:58 PM »

One of the best things ever is laying on the bed naked after sex while the ceiling fan is blowing around the smell of sweat and juices.  I also love when the breeze of the fan on my dick and pelvic area feels cold because of all the pussy juice she left behind.  I'd question my sexuality if I didn't like the smell of a naked girl in my bed.

This. :drool
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« Reply #69 on: March 22, 2012, 03:54:59 PM »
This thread got amazing.  :rofl
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« Reply #70 on: March 22, 2012, 03:55:44 PM »
WTF do you smell during sex?

Sweat, and vagina, and... that's about it. If she hasn't washed her hair, I guess you smell that when you get in close.

Anyway, don't lick butthole. Only gay men have an excuse to do this.

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« Reply #71 on: March 22, 2012, 03:58:10 PM »
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eating butthole for the first time need advice
« Reply #72 on: March 22, 2012, 04:04:11 PM »
So... I'm guessing about4 months until the coming out thread.
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« Reply #73 on: March 22, 2012, 04:18:56 PM »
Poor Bebpo.
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« Reply #74 on: March 22, 2012, 04:22:05 PM »
i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno
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« Reply #75 on: March 22, 2012, 04:29:31 PM »
WTF do you smell during sex?

Sweat, and vagina, and... that's about it. If she hasn't washed her hair, I guess you smell that when you get in close.

Anyway, don't lick butthole. Only gay men have an excuse to do this.

Yeah, and both of those are smells I dislike.  The latter more than the former.

So... I'm guessing about4 months until the coming out thread.

If I was OCD about cleanliness and sensitive to smells, and the thought of eating butt makes me want to throw up, why would I enjoy going for the side where your main activity is revolved around a butthole?

i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno

If it wasn't for the smell I'd be ok.  I've been with about a half-dozen girls and all of them smelled really good with their clothes on, but down there they all smell the same (just like I assume all our cock & balls smell the same).  I try to do the girl a favor by putting a light touch of cologne down in that region to cover the cock/balls smell; but I've never met a girl who puts perfume down there :|
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« Reply #76 on: March 22, 2012, 04:41:41 PM »
wtf?  How can you hate the smell of pussy?  I've smelled some nasty chicks in my time, but it's never been the fault of the pussy.  It's because the girl was nasty.  But the smell of a sweet clean pussy is fucking amazing.  Lick a girl's puss right after a shower and tell me you don't love that smell.  If you still hate it you're probably a nomosexual.  And putting cologne on your balls is a bit weird, bro. 

I love Bebpo so much.  I think he trolls us all.

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« Reply #77 on: March 22, 2012, 04:44:46 PM »
would you stop with the vagina talk this thread is about around the corner (where FUDGE is made  8))

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« Reply #78 on: March 22, 2012, 04:45:44 PM »
u guys can smell pussy all u want if i wanted to smell a mixture of seaweed and canola oil i'd eat at mcdonalds
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« Reply #79 on: March 22, 2012, 04:48:43 PM »
You two have a sexy bath together, go to the bedroom, go for it.

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« Reply #80 on: March 22, 2012, 04:50:44 PM »
u guys can smell pussy all u want if i wanted to smell a mixture of seaweed and canola oil i'd eat at mcdonalds
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« Reply #81 on: March 22, 2012, 04:51:22 PM »
ive never eaten pussay except once in 8th grade :)
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Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
« Reply #82 on: March 22, 2012, 04:57:10 PM »
Don't gay bottoms tend to use enemas before every sexual encounter?

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« Reply #83 on: March 22, 2012, 05:03:45 PM »
I've heard sticking your tongue too deep into a butthole can cause a butthole gag reflex resulting in the various forms shit takes rushing out at you like an angry gopher or tsunami that has rushed over land for a mile or two
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« Reply #84 on: March 22, 2012, 05:08:59 PM »
 :rofl
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« Reply #85 on: March 22, 2012, 05:10:31 PM »
I've heard sticking your tongue too deep into a butthole can cause a butthole gag reflex resulting in the various forms shit takes rushing out at you like an angry gopher or tsunami that has rushed over land for a mile or two
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« Reply #86 on: March 22, 2012, 05:13:07 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #87 on: March 22, 2012, 05:27:34 PM »
My reactions to this thread:

:lol :lol :lol

One of the best things ever is laying on the bed naked after sex while the ceiling fan is blowing around the smell of sweat and juices.  I also love when the breeze of the fan on my dick and pelvic area feels cold because of all the pussy juice she left behind.  I'd question my sexuality if I didn't like the smell of a naked girl in my bed.

"God, i haven't been laid for so long, this sounds awesome."

I've heard sticking your tongue too deep into a butthole can cause a butthole gag reflex resulting in the various forms shit takes rushing out at you like an angry gopher or tsunami that has rushed over land for a mile or two

" :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck"
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Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
« Reply #88 on: March 22, 2012, 05:27:44 PM »
Not all gays are into buttholes... most are familiar with it though.
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« Reply #89 on: March 22, 2012, 05:37:50 PM »
lol, wtf? you spray your dick with febreeze? just wash and keep yer shit well kept. bebpoooooooooooooo
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« Reply #90 on: March 22, 2012, 05:49:57 PM »
sex smell doesn't bother me.  kinda gets me off.  The one thing that grosses me out the most is when I have to wear one of those spermicide condoms, and they just have the weirdest feel and smell.  mix that in with a wet vagina, it's queef city and smells bad.
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« Reply #91 on: March 22, 2012, 05:58:47 PM »
i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno

how do you shave yourself while refusing to look at a cunt?
« Last Edit: March 22, 2012, 06:00:43 PM by Mamacint »
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« Reply #92 on: March 22, 2012, 06:10:34 PM »
i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno

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« Reply #93 on: March 22, 2012, 06:12:07 PM »
i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno

how do you shave yourself while refusing to look at a cunt?

So tempted to post wall of vaginas just for methodis
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« Reply #94 on: March 22, 2012, 06:14:45 PM »
i hate the look of pussy it grosses me out i refuse to eat it or look at it on porno

how do you shave yourself while refusing to look at a cunt?

funny joke
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« Reply #95 on: March 22, 2012, 06:18:20 PM »
Baste god is actually pretty dope pun.
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« Reply #96 on: March 22, 2012, 06:26:40 PM »
Anyway guys. Ever since I joined, by small increments, the posting quality has improved on a collective level. Now, I'm not one to burn a petard, because thats against my usp. Just saying that it's all thanks to Awesome O and the other nameless fission.
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« Reply #97 on: March 22, 2012, 06:49:39 PM »
Drugs are the mall that we all have to visit.
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« Reply #98 on: March 22, 2012, 06:54:27 PM »
this thread is fucking killing me man.

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« Reply #99 on: March 22, 2012, 06:59:39 PM »
So how many posts until I get senior meme, because if its 6000 that's utterly fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.
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« Reply #100 on: March 22, 2012, 07:00:48 PM »
this thread...is REAL
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« Reply #101 on: March 22, 2012, 07:06:12 PM »
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« Reply #102 on: March 22, 2012, 07:44:42 PM »
I was okay with some people being against/weirded out by anal but going down on bitches? common man
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« Reply #103 on: March 22, 2012, 07:53:28 PM »
I was okay with some people being against/weirded out by anal but going down on bitches? common man

you dont return the favor?

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« Reply #104 on: March 22, 2012, 07:56:57 PM »
I was okay with some people being against/weirded out by anal but going down on bitches? common man

you dont return the favor?

I'm a bit drunk, so my statement meant to be for oral. It's my go to move, can slirp on puss forever
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« Reply #105 on: March 22, 2012, 08:41:03 PM »
I was okay with some people being against/weirded out by anal but going down on bitches? common man

Why choose?

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« Reply #106 on: March 22, 2012, 10:46:27 PM »
This thread is amazing

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« Reply #107 on: March 22, 2012, 11:15:25 PM »
i'm fucking dying here :rofl

licking butthole is cool if the girl's into it
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« Reply #108 on: March 22, 2012, 11:16:05 PM »

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I eat buttholes
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« Reply #109 on: March 22, 2012, 11:17:51 PM »
No, I get naked like everyone else.  I just don't enjoy it very much.  I find the actual act of sex pretty gross.  But I like the passion and emotion side. 

That's why I probably wouldn't enjoy a hooker.

This explains so much about some people I know.
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« Reply #110 on: March 23, 2012, 12:19:55 AM »
The only sex smell I find to be off-putting is that freshly opened latex condom smell :yuck

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« Reply #111 on: March 23, 2012, 12:50:10 AM »
I've never cared about feelings during sex other than the thrill of victory at finally getting a girl naked.  I'd love to feel the exhiliration of splashing a girl's face but I haven't been bold enough to try that. 

Also, pussy doesn't smell that great.  One girl was sweet enough to always soap herself downstairs before sex but I still wouldn't put my face near it.  It always bothered me when I could still smell that musky odor on myself when I leave.  I wanna take a shower and change all my clothes but that seems kinda rude. 

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« Reply #112 on: March 23, 2012, 01:01:14 AM »
I'm sure you rather smell a BBC
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« Reply #113 on: March 23, 2012, 01:04:43 AM »
I wouldn't mind sandwiching a pornstar with PD as long as I get to pick the girl.  If it's up to PD, he'd probably pick a cheeseburger. 

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« Reply #114 on: March 23, 2012, 01:41:46 AM »
You know who I'd pick, don't kid yourself.

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Smooth Groove

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« Reply #115 on: March 23, 2012, 01:54:17 AM »
:lol

I was pretty sure you were going with Gianna.  Seriously though, no whales.  :yuck

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Re: eating butthole for the first time need advice
« Reply #116 on: March 23, 2012, 02:10:08 AM »
Sara Jay is disgusting.
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« Reply #117 on: March 23, 2012, 02:11:00 AM »
C'mon PD, you know you'd pick Alexis Texas.  Finally get her some black cock.
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« Reply #118 on: March 23, 2012, 02:20:38 AM »
fffu, I change my vote to Alexis Texas
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« Reply #119 on: March 23, 2012, 02:26:45 AM »
:smug
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