Author Topic: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN) (Read 125552 times)

MCD · « **Reply #60 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:29:40 PM »

GIMMICKY GIMMICK FUCK

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #61 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:29:56 PM »

I bought this for 99 cents on my iPad.

Vertigo · « **Reply #62 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:31:47 PM »

The AC gimmicks were horrendous.

Momo · « **Reply #63 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:31:52 PM »

Reggie is a fucking tool

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #64 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:32:00 PM »

Let the port-a-thon begin!!!

Vertigo · « **Reply #65 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:32:18 PM »

ME3

And NG3 poor Wii U owners

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #66 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:32:46 PM »

Here come more current gen ports!!!!!!

cool breeze · « **Reply #67 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:32:51 PM »

Tank Tank Tank is nice

I'm serious, btw

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #68 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:32:58 PM »

Not seeing anything remotely beyond the capability of PS3/360 here

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #69 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:32:59 PM »

mass effect 3? that's kinda cool.

tiesto · « **Reply #70 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:33:03 PM »

Mass Effect 3? LOL.

Robo · « **Reply #71 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:33:34 PM »

What an impressive montage of ports!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #72 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:33:36 PM »

fitness stuff? time to go make a sammich

tiesto · « **Reply #73 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:34:15 PM »

ROFL @ My Body Is Ready reference!

cool breeze · « **Reply #74 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:34:54 PM »

Wii Fit ewww

tiesto · « **Reply #75 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:35:34 PM »

I thought they were gonna show games, not fitness shit.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #76 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:37:05 PM »

I don't know who's more unappealing - Reggie or Don Mattrick

both dudes makes me want to jam a screwdriver in me ear

Vertigo · « **Reply #77 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:37:32 PM »

Pikmin is the highlight so far the rest?

late ports and games being released on the other two.

cool breeze · « **Reply #78 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:38:07 PM »

Singstar
Lips
Wii U Sing

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #79 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:38:11 PM »

Karaoke! At home?

NO WAY!!!!

I'M IN THE FUTURE

Purple Filth · « **Reply #80 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:38:37 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:37:05 PM

I don't know who's more unappealing - Reggie or Don Mattrick

both dudes makes me want to jam a screwdriver in me ear

sounds sad since Reggie in the earlier years was awesome imo

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #81 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:38:40 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #82 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:38:45 PM »

kill meeeeee

tiesto · « **Reply #83 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:38:51 PM »

OK this "sing" game looks horrible, what is this stupid song too?

This is from the makers of DJ Hero 2, my fave rhythm game ever, wish we had a sequel to that one

MCD · « **Reply #84 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:38:57 PM »

sing

home

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #85 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:39:13 PM »

Jesus fuck, I can only take so much of this shit

bork · « **Reply #86 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:39:39 PM »

Yes, holding both a microphone and the Wii U tablet controller while singing shitty karaoke seems VERY comfortable.

huckleberry · « **Reply #87 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:39:52 PM »

look how goddam big that "controller" is

cool breeze · « **Reply #88 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:40:44 PM »

2D super mario bros?

holy shit! what the fuck? this is totally different from the wii u version!

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #89 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:40:50 PM »

Didn't they just show this shit earlier???

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #90 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:42:19 PM »

3DS Mario does look rad. Coins actually have a reason to exist - and no lives.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #91 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:43:01 PM »

Paper Mario...

Do they have all these game on rotate?

Vertigo · « **Reply #92 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:43:31 PM »

I seriously could not see the difference between the 3DS and Wii U versions of that mario game.

bork · « **Reply #93 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:44:03 PM »

Didn't they show these games, albeit more briefly, last year?

huckleberry · « **Reply #94 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:44:14 PM »

They already showed more 3ds stuff than sony did with the vita.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #95 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:44:17 PM »

Thank you Nintendo for reminding me why I haven't bothered with you since the Gamecube.

MCD · « **Reply #96 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:44:30 PM »

MARIO MARIO MARIO

Purple Filth · « **Reply #97 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:45:28 PM »

Quote from: MCD on June 05, 2012, 12:44:30 PM

MARIO MARIO MARIO

Thats how they roll

cool breeze · « **Reply #98 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:45:59 PM »

why are people clapping

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #99 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:46:36 PM »

I'll give Nintendo credit though. Even if they haven't shown anything I'd be interested in, at least they're showing games instead of filling up their show with crap like Kinect nonsense or Wonderbook.

MCD · « **Reply #100 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:47:00 PM »

I should be studying or fapping or fuck both instead of this

Purple Filth · « **Reply #101 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:47:20 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on June 05, 2012, 12:45:59 PM

why are people clapping

plants?

benjipwns · « **Reply #102 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:47:35 PM »

huckleberry · « **Reply #103 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:47:50 PM »

Vertigo · « **Reply #104 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:48:32 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on June 05, 2012, 12:45:59 PM

why are people clapping

You notice it's rather embarrassed clapping

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #105 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:48:52 PM »

nutshot count: 1

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #106 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:49:05 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 12:47:35 PM

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cool breeze · « **Reply #107 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:49:35 PM »

finally, Ubisoft has an actual ZombiU game. Show something that hints at the power.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #108 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:50:36 PM »

So outside of a tablet, what the hell is the difference between a 360 and a WiiU? Whimsy?

I don't know why I should bother.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #109 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:50:57 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:50:36 PM

So outside of a tablet, what the hell is the difference between a 360 and a WiiU? Whimsy?

mario

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #110 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:51:34 PM »

Guess I'm going to be stocking up at the Classic Gaming Expo this year because modern gaming has clearly died a screaming death

parallax · « **Reply #111 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:51:39 PM »

i missed the first 30 minutes, but this shit is whack.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #112 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:51:41 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 05, 2012, 12:50:57 PM

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:50:36 PM
So outside of a tablet, what the hell is the difference between a 360 and a WiiU? Whimsy?

mario

pass.

tiesto · « **Reply #113 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:52:34 PM »

Can dance games PLEASE die a quick death? Paper Mario 3DS is the best thing shown so far, followed by Pikmin.

Oblivion · « **Reply #114 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:52:43 PM »

Looks fucking AWESOME.

cool breeze · « **Reply #115 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:52:50 PM »

please have a final moment with Zelda or Smash or 3D Mario or anything

Purple Filth · « **Reply #116 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:52:52 PM »

sounds like Nintendo is delivering

MCD · « **Reply #117 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:53:00 PM »

PUPPET MASTER

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #118 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:53:27 PM »

Why does it seem like I need to have 3 or 4 people around at all times to play any of these games?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #119 on:** June 05, 2012, 12:53:37 PM »

fuck yes they didn't spend 20 minutes on this

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Author Topic: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN) (Read 125552 times)