The Hobbit: An Expected Cash-In

[Great Rumbler]

The Hobbit is, like, hey you want some fantasy stuff? We've got some little people, a whole bunch of dwarves [like a million], sure yeah we got Elves too, a nasty old goblin kind with a puke-tastic neck waddle, and like a billion orcs or whatever. Maybe some castles and stuff, a magic ring that's pretty much OP to the max. Shut up if you don't like that, you're not my friend anymore.

[Positive Touch]

all the lotr haters i saw it with liked it way better than the old movies. nerds owned

[Himu]

aren't you the person who is owned because you associate with such people?

[Himu]

I mean, that post is so bad.

all the star wars haters i saw it with liked it way better than the old movies. nerds owned

all the indiana jones haters i saw it with liked it way better than the old movies. nerds owned

goddamn. no matter what you change it to, it still reeks of idiocy and bad taste in the guise of "lol nerds".

[Himu]

[BlueTsunami]

Movie was missing the wonderful gay subtext of the original trilogy

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[Shaka Khan]

I haven't seen the movie yet, but I won't stand idle while someone shittalks Positive Touch. Someone hold my purse as I take off my earrings.

[Van Cruncheon]

Movie was missing the wonderful gay subtext of the original trilogy

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I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO CARRY YOUR BURDEN MR FRODO BUT I CAN CARRY* YOU

*suck filthily

[ToxicAdam]

Watching the Hobbit is like playing/paying for a Zynga game. You should feel shameful and not mention it in public.

 

[Positive Touch]

I haven't seen the movie yet, but I won't stand idle while someone shittalks Positive Touch. Someone hold my purse as I take off my earrings.

get him boo

aren't you the person who is owned because you associate with such people?

im talking about my family you nutsack

[BlueTsunami]

Watching the Hobbit is like playing/paying for a Zynga game. You should feel shameful and not mention it in public.

 

Paid $16 to watch it in HFR 

[Positive Touch]

IT WAS ANECDOTAL STORY THAT I MADE A JOKE OUT OF FUCK YOU GUYS JESUS

[Mupepe]

Watching the Hobbit is like playing/paying for a Zynga game. You should feel shameful and not mention it in public.

 

Paid $16 to watch it in HFR 

Jesus. Is that your normal 3D price or did they charge extra for HFR?

[BlueTsunami]

Watching the Hobbit is like playing/paying for a Zynga game. You should feel shameful and not mention it in public.

 

Paid $16 to watch it in HFR 

Jesus. Is that your normal 3D price or did they charge extra for HFR?

Charged extra for HFR, I believe normal 3D is $13, regular 2D being $11.

[Phoenix Dark]

Movie was missing the wonderful gay subtext of the original trilogy

SHARE 'DA LOAD

I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO CARRY YOUR BURDEN MR FRODO BUT I CAN CARRY* YOU

*suck filthily

I've probably seen ROTK 12 times or so, and each time that scene almost makes me cry

[Mupepe]

Watching the Hobbit is like playing/paying for a Zynga game. You should feel shameful and not mention it in public.

 

Paid $16 to watch it in HFR 

Jesus. Is that your normal 3D price or did they charge extra for HFR?

Charged extra for HFR, I believe normal 3D is $13, regular 2D being $11.

that blows. My local theaters aren't charging extra for hfr

[Madrun Badrun]

There is a decent torrent up for anyone who can't go out in public, like me.

Movie was good.  The integration with LOTR was pretty good and makes me hopeful for the next movies.

[Great Rumbler]