The Hobbit is, like, hey you want some fantasy stuff? We've got some little people, a whole bunch of dwarves [like a million], sure yeah we got Elves too, a nasty old goblin kind with a puke-tastic neck waddle, and like a billion orcs or whatever. Maybe some castles and stuff, a magic ring that's pretty much OP to the max. Shut up if you don't like that, you're not my friend anymore.