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The NHL is Back
« on: January 07, 2013, 11:21:35 PM »
I was going to post "Back in Black," but . . . you know.


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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2013, 11:25:24 PM »
Time for Blues! Tarasenkooooooooo.



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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2013, 11:34:07 PM »
Is this that quaint Canadian tradition I keep hearing so much about???  Like poutine and Epic Meal Time?
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« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2013, 11:36:26 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2013, 11:37:04 PM »
I look forward to watching as much hockey during the season as I did during the lockout
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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2013, 07:25:01 AM »
GO PENS!

(and Leafs!  :-[)
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« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2013, 08:42:52 AM »
eh.
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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2013, 09:34:24 AM »
Happy to hear it's back, even though my team will probably be playing like they're still on lockout mode.
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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2013, 12:04:01 PM »
GO PENS!

(and Leafs!  :-[)
They have a chance this year . . . to get Nathan MacKinnon

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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2013, 12:04:57 PM »
Happy to hear it's back, even though my team will probably be playing like they're still on lockout mode.
John Tavares is awesome, and he's half Polish, like you, and from my shitty suburb of Mississauga.

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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2013, 03:49:47 PM »
Happy to hear it's back, even though my team will probably be playing like they're still on lockout mode.
John Tavares is awesome, and he's half Polish, like you, and from my shitty suburb of Mississauga.

That's pretty awesome. And of course DiPietro is my other half. Didn't know you were from Mississauga (I went to college in Buffalo and so went to Toronto a lot) always thought it was Winnipeg or Saskatchewan or something.
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« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2013, 04:39:43 PM »
I go to school in Winnipeg.

And god damn it, people, stop confusing me with Arvie. Saskatchewan.  :-X


That's pretty awesome. And of course DiPietro is my other half.
That's something you want to keep on the down low.

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« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2013, 07:48:55 PM »
Happy to hear it's back, even though my team will probably be playing like they're still on lockout mode.
John Tavares is awesome, and he's half Polish, like you, and from my shitty suburb of Mississauga.

Isn't Tavares technically from Oakville? :P
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« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2013, 03:50:44 PM »
Burke was fired today?  This news must have crashed hfboards.

Get rid of Kessel and I might cheer for the Leafs again.

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« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2013, 10:38:50 PM »

Kessel must be so jealous of Seguin, surrounded by all those tasty drinks from Dunkin' Donuts.

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The tabloid newspaper contacted the Putzinstitut Lüpold cleaning company hired to clean the three-and-a-half-room apartment Seguin rented while playing for Biel, one of 12 teams in the Swiss A hockey league.It discovered that staff for the company were confronted with an unsightly mess to clear when the young player headed back to North America during a break in the Swiss hockey season in November. “The parquet floor was littered with coins worth 220 francs,” Blick reported. Coca-cola bottles, garbage and dirty linen lay scattered across the floor, while rotten bananas were left on a table, the newspaper said. The bathroom was a shambles and the cleaning company spent a full day tidying the apartment. In December, when Seguin returned to America, the staff were met with a similar stiff challenge. Blick said the hockey player was “not versed in appliances” and as a result tried to wash his clothes in the dryer.“He also did not know how to operate the dishwasher . . . when he ran out of clean plates, glasses and cutlery, he bought plastic tableware.”“You could tell it was the first time a young, single man had an apartment,” Lüpold told Blick.

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« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2013, 11:21:55 PM »
Your team is full of good Ontario boys, such as Matt Duchene, Ryan O'Reilly, and Steve Downie. How can you go wrong?

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« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2013, 11:29:55 PM »
Shut up. You even have an honorary Ontario boy in Gabriel Landeskog. :doncherrythumbsup

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« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2013, 11:56:52 AM »


To celebrate the return of the NHL Toronto, The George Stroumboulopoulos show brought in Phil Kessel to participate in a hot dog eating contest.

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« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2013, 02:22:35 PM »
I was really hoping we'd get schedules and trade frenzy this morning. Seems it will be a while yet today.

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« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2013, 02:59:03 PM »
It was gone?
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« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2013, 01:12:20 PM »
A preseason inter-squad media scrum in Toronto:

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« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2013, 08:54:47 PM »
newsflash: hockey is still boring
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« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2013, 12:16:55 AM »
BLUES

TARASENKO  :bow2

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God Detroit is awful now.
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« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2013, 12:28:43 AM »
newsflash: hockey is still boring

...would you like to go back into your box?  is that what you're telling us right now?

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« Reply #30 on: January 21, 2013, 05:01:42 PM »
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Saturday night’s eastern time zone prime-time broadcast of Hockey Night in Canada, featuring a matchup between the division rivals Montreal Canadiens and Toronto Maple Leafs, pulled in an astonishing 3,317,000 viewers. That was up16 per cent from the previous record of 2,875,000 (set April 7, 2007, when the Leafs knocked off the Canadiens to stay in the hunt for a playoff spot) and a 44 per cent rise from the same weekend in January, 2012.

That doesn't include RDS ratings (French language broadcasts) or web streaming.

Imagine the ratings if both teams didn't suck.

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« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2013, 07:18:16 PM »
When they say that's a record for HNIC, surely they mean for a regular season matchup?  I find it hard to believe that some Stanley Cup Finals matchups in the past decade haven't topped 3.3 mill.

What are the usual ratings for HNIC?
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« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2013, 07:31:58 PM »
Yeah, regular season.

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On average, a record 3.3 million viewers tuned in to the CBC’s broadcast of the Toronto Maple Leafs’ 2-1 win over the Montreal Canadiens, making it the most watched Prime East regular-season game ever on the network.

The game reached nearly 27 per cent of the population, or 9.2 million Canadians.


I think they average just under 2 million for 7:00 Eastern games.

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« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2013, 10:59:25 PM »
Isles have 1 win, Rangers have 0... not bad so far :P
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« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2013, 10:47:05 PM »
Woot. Leafs lost 7-4, Kessel is still scoreless, and Phaneuf was -3.


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« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2013, 07:53:16 PM »
stealing from hfboards:





















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« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2013, 09:31:25 PM »
The Boston Buffalo game was ridiculously entertaining.

 :bow Vanek :bow2

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« Reply #38 on: February 01, 2013, 06:32:47 AM »


Holy crap, the Leafs aren't supposed to make plays like that!  :o
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« Reply #39 on: February 01, 2013, 10:04:22 AM »
Matt Frattin, drafted before Burke arrived in Toronto, looks pretty good.

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« Reply #41 on: February 01, 2013, 12:01:30 PM »
The idiocy of fighting is demonstrated in this video:


John Scott sucks at hockey: in five seasons he has a grand total of five points. He's only in the league because he's 6'8" and 275 pounds and can give other players concussions, usually to other goons like Shawn Thornton (he's out ten days with . . . a concussion). At a time when the seriousness of head injuries is well known, his presence, along with the presence of fighting, is a disgrace.


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« Reply #42 on: February 02, 2013, 07:17:19 PM »
Kessel v. the Bruins.  :hyper

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« Reply #43 on: February 04, 2013, 08:35:21 AM »
Kessel is tied for 318th in goals--with zero. He has just one even strength point all season.




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« Reply #45 on: February 04, 2013, 08:18:18 PM »
This is for you, Malek: http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/blog/eye-on-hockey/21622213/phil-kessel-and-the-problem-with-being-the-best-player-on-a-bad-team

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Kessel is the best player on the Leafs

Being the best player on the Leafs is like being the best player on the Raptors. Kessel would have a tough time cracking the top five on a team like the Pens or Hawks.

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Kessel has probably been the Leafs most dangerous player this season, has generated more shots on goal than almost any other player in the league (and by extension, has created a large number of scoring chances), and is probably due to break out once some of his puck luck changes.

He does get a lot of shots on goal, and that in itself is important in hockey. It should be noted that a) he's a puck-hog, b) gets a shit-ton of power-play time, c) most of his shots are from 15 feet or more (hell, nearly half his shot are from 29 feet out).


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he has yet to score a goal in five games this season (oh no!).
8 and 1/3rd now.

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it's impossible to say Toronto would have been a better team the past three years and won more games (which is what Burke would have needed to save his job) had that trade not been made. Because they wouldn't have.
So instead of being a bottom-ten team each year with Kessel, the Leafs would be a bottom-five team each year without him. The latter situation, in a league that rewards tanking, is preferable.

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Especially when that player is not only the best one you have, but is also (and this is often times overlooked when it comes to Kessel) one of the best goal-scorers in the entire league.
Phil Kessel is a bit like a prime Ryan Howard. Yes, Howard was one of the best home-run hitters, but he was bad at most everything else.

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But how much more is Kessel supposed to do in Toronto? What isn't he doing that he could be doing to make the Maple Leafs better?
Backcheck, go near the net, take contact.

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Just look at last year's Maple Leafs team and the five players who spent the most time with Kessel and how they did with him vs. without him.
This is misleading; if the players were not playing with Kessel, that means they were playing on a second, third, or fourth line, with lesser players overall with different roles (i.e., checking the other team's best line).
Hey, maybe Lupul made them better!
Example:
Bozak
With Lupul:50.0 GF%
Without Lupul: 38.2 GF%
Basically the same as with and without Kessel

Liles
With Lupul 58.3 GF%
Without Lupul: 36.7 GF%
with Kessel: 49 GF%
without Kessel 49 GF%
hmmmm

Komisarek
with Lupul: 50 GF%
without Lupul: 34.9 GF%
with Kessel: 39 GF%
without Kessel: 38 GF%

We can invert the relationship with Kessel:
with Lupul: 51 GF%
without Lupul: 40 GF%

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The problem with the Maple Leafs is they don't have more players like Phil Kessel.
As a Leaf, Kessel has been a -40 (Winnipeg-like). If the Leafs had more players like Kessel, the team would still be outscored--thus still lose more games than they win.

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Kessel has his flaws as a player, but the idea that he is better suited to be a secondary player seems a little odd when the list of players who have scored more goals than him over the past four years consists of eight players. That list, in order, is Steven Stamkos, Alex Ovechkin, Patrick Marleau, Ilya Kovalchuk, Corey Perry, Jarome Iginla, Jeff Carter, and Rick Nash.
Several of those players are, or have been, considered secondary players. Furthermore, those players are better than Kessel at other aspects of the game.

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« Reply #46 on: February 04, 2013, 09:28:45 PM »
It's always funny when the announcers mention how many visiting players at a Leafs game are from Toronto (no player on the Leafs except AHL legend Mike Kostka is from the Toronto area).

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« Reply #47 on: February 04, 2013, 09:32:08 PM »
4-1 Canes. Perfect time for a meaningless goal from Kessel.

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« Reply #48 on: February 04, 2013, 09:58:17 PM »
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« Reply #49 on: February 04, 2013, 10:48:27 PM »
Sharks winning streak ended  :-\

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« Reply #50 on: February 04, 2013, 11:25:36 PM »
Nice FJM'ing of that article, Malek.
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« Reply #51 on: February 05, 2013, 11:11:32 AM »
:lol Kings
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« Reply #53 on: February 06, 2013, 07:37:20 PM »
:lol Kings

At least they beat the Blue Jackets lol

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« Reply #55 on: February 07, 2013, 08:51:34 PM »
Thomas....doesn't want to play?  the fuck?

edit:  I log on to nhl.com.  Top article "REVERSAL OF FORTUNE:  Slumping Capitals look to get on winning track as they visit Penguins"

Then I glance at the score.  5-1 Pens.  Yeah, okaaay.

second edit:  Wow, another three point game for Sid so far.  He started the season slow, but appears to be beasting again.
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« Reply #56 on: February 07, 2013, 09:03:20 PM »
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« Reply #57 on: February 08, 2013, 10:25:04 AM »
Going to the Islander/Hurricane game on Monday... should be fun, I haven't been to a hockey game in a few years.
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« Reply #58 on: February 08, 2013, 11:38:12 AM »
Going to the Islander/Hurricane game on Monday... should be fun, I haven't been to a hockey game in a few years.
What do Islanders tickets cost?

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« Reply #59 on: February 08, 2013, 08:56:10 PM »
RANDOM

Ken Dryden, who played just seven full seasons, had 258 career wins, 57 career losses, and 46 career shut-outs.  :boggle
Why was his career so short? Although drafted fourteenth overall by the  Bruins in the 64 draft, he did not make his debut in the NHL until 1971. Unlike most Canadian drafted players, he went to college, attending Cornell and then McGill Law (graduated in 73). He held out for the entire 74-season, and used his free time to article for a law firm (the Canadiens gave up 56 more goals than the year before). In 79, because he was bored, he retired for good at 31. By comparison Roy retired at 37; Hall, 39; Sawchuk, 40; Esposito, 40; Hainsworth*, 41; Hasek, 43; Bower**, 45; Plante, 46. Brodeur is still playing at 40.

*Hainsworth's NHL career, coincidentally, started when he was 31.
**Bower's career didn't really take-off until he was 34.