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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7080 on: September 03, 2019, 08:12:09 PM »
So it's Bayley who is a heel cause her BFF Sasha is too vs Charlotte who saying "well at least i'm up front about being a heel" then :idont

Crowd just chanting for Becky :lol

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« Reply #7081 on: September 03, 2019, 08:15:25 PM »
Gable vs Andrade tonight tho :lawd

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« Reply #7082 on: September 03, 2019, 08:30:29 PM »
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    "The victim reported the theft of his championship wrestling belt while he was eating inside Longhorn Steakhouse. The victim stated he arrived at the Millionaire Club Airport Terminal and place the belt inside his rented limousine. The limo driver shuttled the victim to Longhorn for dinner. The victim remained at Longhorn while the limo driver returned to the airport. The victim had taken the wrong luggage from the airport and the driver took it back to the terminal. When the driver picked up the victim from the restaurant, the belt was missing. Responding officers searched the limo and airport for the belt without success. On-call CID was consulted, and forensics responded to the scene.

    Victim: Christopher "Jericho" Irvine, W/M, 11/9/70

Did the driver leave the doors unlocked?!
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7083 on: September 03, 2019, 08:33:09 PM »
Missed the first 20-ish minutes of SD-

So Bayley and Charlotte have a face off, then Sasha comes out and they end up beating up Charlotte and high-five about it afterwards?  I thought they were supposed to be heels:P :doge
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7084 on: September 03, 2019, 08:34:32 PM »
Is MOA JOE starting to go bald??
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« Reply #7085 on: September 03, 2019, 08:42:44 PM »
so are mandy and sonya doing some kind of lesbian gimmick now?

theyre a lot handsier than i remember.

i hope it continues

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7086 on: September 03, 2019, 08:45:10 PM »
And you know what happens when Vince thinks of lesbians-



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I love the graphic that just says "THE LESBIANS"  :lol
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King having orgasms and using binoculars
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7087 on: September 03, 2019, 08:57:00 PM »
Jerry Lawler from mid 1997 on is one of the most embarrassing characters in the history of pro wrestling

He at least made for a stupid-fun heel-leaning color commentator.  When WWE went PG it was like he got neutered.  :lol
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7088 on: September 03, 2019, 09:09:12 PM »
1. Jericho lost the title? WHAT :lol
2. Longhorn Steakhouse :doge

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7089 on: September 03, 2019, 09:28:23 PM »
Andrade :gloomy

Good match though!

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7090 on: September 03, 2019, 09:41:28 PM »
Holy shit at Gable going over Andrade  :o

Jerry Lawler from mid 1997 on is one of the most embarrassing characters in the history of pro wrestling

He at least made for a stupid-fun heel-leaning color commentator.  When WWE went PG it was like he got neutered.  :lol

I disagree completely. He was garbage as a color man in WWF PG, WWF TV 14, WWE TV 14, WWE PG. Now, Then, Forever.

I dunno; I remember liking the JR/King duo a lot when I started watching wrasslin' again in '99 and 2000 or so. 
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« Reply #7091 on: September 03, 2019, 09:41:55 PM »
1. Jericho lost the title? WHAT :lol
2. Longhorn Steakhouse :doge

WWE needs to do a 24/7 belt segment mocking this.
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« Reply #7092 on: September 03, 2019, 09:42:07 PM »
JR/King will always be my favorite announcing duo.

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« Reply #7093 on: September 03, 2019, 09:47:27 PM »
OK, that last 24/7 segment just now was great!  :lol
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7094 on: September 03, 2019, 09:48:26 PM »
Andrade :gloomy

Good match though!

lol, here comes that Andrade push
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7095 on: September 03, 2019, 09:51:57 PM »
Also, I was secretly kinda hoping for a Ricochet vs Andrade final for KotR but LOL NOPE

:money

Our options now are probably either Corbin vs Gable or Ricochet vs Elias (Joe is there to take a pin from whoever advances from RAW so the other guy doesn't lose "momentum" or whatever) and while Corbin vs Gable would probably be pretty good (Corbin and Alexander yesterday was surprisingly serviceable, it's like wrestling in a tank top improved Corbin's ability by like 50% or something) Ricochet vs Elias sounds like the drizzling shits, although to be fair pretty much anyone vs Elias at this point sounds awful. Go away, Elias.
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7097 on: September 03, 2019, 09:58:25 PM »
Rowan talking "normal" in this promo is so weird.
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7099 on: September 03, 2019, 10:01:45 PM »
Hm, I didn't expect that I guess

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« Reply #7100 on: September 03, 2019, 10:10:10 PM »
I legit can't get into ANY of the 'characters' in AEW so far. They mostly all feel like generic create-a-wrestler personas. The wrestling is 'ok'. One thing I really appreciate is the 20 minutes time limit.

I was expecting so much from Kenny Omega after hearing about him and all the type, but .. I can't connect with him at all.

The deathmatch shit is so corny  :-\ , I can't stop laughing at the 2003 edgy-ass gothic dudes everytime they are on screen. I just can't take them seriously. The match with the two Japanese women was.. 6/10 at best. It just lacked energy. I somewhat enjoyed that Luchosoraus + Jungle Boy + almost midget dude, but the guys they were facing were charisma blackholes. The gimmick moves and combos just got stupid at the end.

It'S great that all those guys and gals are getting well paid jobs with tons of advantages, but I can't say I really care for their wrestling personas AT ALL so far. Also wtf was up with the random star trek theme of Cody's fight.

Jericho looked so bloated and out of it too.



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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7102 on: September 04, 2019, 12:06:19 AM »
...Rowan vs Roman is waaaaaaay less exciting than Bryan vs Roman
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7104 on: September 04, 2019, 12:25:54 AM »
...Rowan vs Roman is waaaaaaay less exciting than Bryan vs Roman

I read it as a Rowan vs Roman vs Bryan 3 way match.

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« Reply #7105 on: September 04, 2019, 07:16:14 AM »
WWE needs to do a 24/7 belt segment mocking this.
When Drake won the belt for a sec last night Graves said something like "now he's gotta take a limo to a chain restaurant" :lol

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7106 on: September 04, 2019, 08:31:26 AM »
not even a good chain either. longhorn is one of those places that is always attached to a mall or random motel. :rofl

they couldn't even spring for a texas roadhouse?

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« Reply #7108 on: September 04, 2019, 10:54:59 AM »
This is the only good (or just only) AEW storyline.
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« Reply #7109 on: September 04, 2019, 10:59:43 AM »
i know just the guy to take on this case


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« Reply #7110 on: September 04, 2019, 12:24:50 PM »
Wait so he flew back home with the belt, and instead of going home with his luggage and gear first, instead took a limo to go to a chain restaurant?


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« Reply #7111 on: September 04, 2019, 12:59:16 PM »
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7112 on: September 04, 2019, 01:00:14 PM »
Living the Fat Jericho gimmick :rejoice

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7113 on: September 04, 2019, 01:30:59 PM »
And you know what happens when Vince thinks of lesbians-



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I love the graphic that just says "THE LESBIANS"  :lol
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90s short jean skirts

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« Reply #7114 on: September 04, 2019, 01:38:13 PM »
Wait so he flew back home with the belt, and instead of going home with his luggage and gear first, instead took a limo to go to a chain restaurant?


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Jericho was getting chunky style on blooming onions and blackout drunk draft Miller Lites at a Longhorn Steakhouse bar and forgot that he "borrowed" it to a local cop so he could try and pork said cop's sister/wife/daughter.

As far as wrassler drinkin stories go, this one is like a 2.5 out of 10.

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« Reply #7115 on: September 04, 2019, 04:00:44 PM »
I heard Dortmunder and his gang (Kelp, Stan Murch, Tiny, and Herman X the lockman) pulled off the AEW heist.

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7116 on: September 04, 2019, 05:35:10 PM »
Living the Fat Jericho gimmick :rejoice
Faticho! :teehee
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7117 on: September 05, 2019, 04:45:47 PM »
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« Reply #7118 on: September 05, 2019, 07:23:54 PM »
But HHH said this was a long planned move that predates the AEW announcement!
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« Reply #7119 on: September 05, 2019, 08:56:26 PM »
If nothing else, AEW can put together a... so-so highlight package? Eh.



Also, lol @ fat Jericho. Is he balding too?
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7120 on: September 06, 2019, 12:48:44 AM »
https://www.si.com/wrestling/2019/09/05/cody-rhodes-challenge-chris-jericho-aew-title-full-gear

It's some funny ass shit AEW sent Sports Illustrated some glorified PR.

Also, that they don't give this info on their own show.

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Newly crowned All Elite Wrestling champion Chris Jericho will defend his title against Cody Rhodes at the Full Gear pay-per-view event in November, Sports Illustrated has learned.

The match is indicative of AEW’s commitment to the win-loss record of its stars. Rhodes has yet to lose in singles action, defeating Shawn Spears at this past weekend’s All Out pay-per-view, as well having his hand raised in the company’s signature match, which took place against Dustin Rhodes in May at the inaugural Double or Nothing show. Rhodes also went to a draw with Darby Allin at Fyter Fest in July.

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« Reply #7121 on: September 06, 2019, 10:08:53 AM »



 “ I would hope he had the joy of doing drugs first to look like that”  :cornette

" skateboard fuck vs jelly janela vs the junkie from england"  :lol :lol :lol

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7122 on: September 06, 2019, 10:30:43 AM »
didn't take too long for cody to book himself to win the title :lol

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« Reply #7123 on: September 06, 2019, 02:31:33 PM »
Chris has referred to himself as Drunkicho in his autobiographies, yeah.
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7126 on: September 07, 2019, 03:04:31 PM »


I don't get Jay White's appeal. Is he just a really good worker to get pushed as hard as he is right now?

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7127 on: September 09, 2019, 08:17:36 PM »
RAW IS ASSHOLE
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7128 on: September 09, 2019, 08:18:30 PM »
Austin calling AJ and asshole...AJ calling Austin an asshole.  Now the crowd chanting "SOCCER MOM!"  MSG crowd not disappointing.   :lol
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7129 on: September 09, 2019, 08:19:53 PM »
They're not blurring out middle fingers, either.  When did they stop censoring all this? :thinking
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7130 on: September 09, 2019, 08:31:47 PM »
BEST COMMERCIAL WAS JUST ON!!
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7131 on: September 09, 2019, 08:34:14 PM »
OC beat down on Cedrix Alexander stopped by...

...The Viking Raiders?  Guess it's better than endless squashes.
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« Reply #7132 on: September 09, 2019, 09:16:43 PM »
i assume i'm not missing much by watching football

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« Reply #7133 on: September 09, 2019, 09:16:54 PM »
charlotte just dropped one of the worst moonsaults ive ever seen

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« Reply #7134 on: September 09, 2019, 09:19:47 PM »
SASHA IS BACK!  BAYLEY GETTING A NEW ATTITUDE!  TOGETHER AGAIN AND UNSTOPP--

Pinned by Charlotte.
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« Reply #7135 on: September 09, 2019, 09:32:33 PM »
i assumed correctly then

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« Reply #7136 on: September 09, 2019, 09:34:36 PM »
charlotte just dropped one of the worst moonsaults ive ever seen
She landed on her feet. :doge
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« Reply #7137 on: September 09, 2019, 09:55:23 PM »


Misc. copied and pasted crap:

-Anthem Purchases Majority Of AXS TV and Will Begin Airing IMPACT

-While NXT will be on TV, it will not really be considered a third standalone brand and instead serve as a place where guys are brought up from to the main Raw and Smackdown rosters.   The Wrestling Observer Newsletter reports that there are still definitive plans for the call-ups to continue for the rest of 2019 and beyond.

-WWE also has specific plans to separate the Raw and Smackdown brands not only from a talent perspective but also to have two separate announce/commentating teams.   This would mean that someone like Corey Graves - who has served as color commentator on both shows - will continue forward on either Raw or Smackdown, but not both.    The Observer Newsletter speculates that Renee Young could end up being placed on Smackdown because FOX executives are “very high on her” and she will already be hosting a weekly WWE show on FS1.

-WWE is undergoing some significant behind-the-scenes changes as it pertains to their creative writing team across Raw, Smackdown and even 205 Live.   A new report from The Wrap details even more of these changes, first confirming that former Smackdown lead writer Ryan Ward is taking a short leave of absence (reported to be due to his recent marriage) with Raw head writer Ed Koskey sliding over to the blue brand to head up that show.  With Koskey off of Raw, Jonathan Baeckstrom, who was the lead writer of 205 Live, is backfilling for Koskey on Raw under the overall guidance of Paul Heyman.     When Ward returns, he will effectively be demoted to the “home team” which refers to the company’s team of writers who don’t travel to the shows.  In total, WWE has approximately 25 writers across all their brands.

The report adds that these changes have been “in the works for weeks” and may have been facilitated by the botched storyline involving Roman Reigns’ attacker.   According to this report, a WWE insider claims the entire thing was “botched so bad that explaining to anyone what it was supposed to be wouldn’t make any sense at all.”    Smackdown’s pending move to FOX also likely has a huge contribution to the changes as the blue brand has been perceived as having a “lack of direction” while Raw has had more consistency. 

Not necessarily related to the above changes, there has also been growing question marks regarding newly hired Eric Bischoff’s leadership with the show.   Bischoff recently hired former Sons of Anarchy writer Stevie Long to the team, but Long was found sleeping in the writers’ room by producer Michael Hayes on his first day on the road.   Long is still with WWE, notes The Wrap. 
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« Reply #7138 on: September 09, 2019, 09:57:05 PM »
WWE is apparently in a legal battle with Ric Flair over rights to use "The Man" nick name. 

That's trademarked by Flair?  ???
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #7139 on: September 09, 2019, 10:08:49 PM »
Baron Corbin over Moa Joe and Ricochet to go to the King Of The Ring finals.
:neogaf

That means the final match is either Corbin/Elias or Corbin/Chad Gable.
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