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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #8641 on: December 16, 2019, 07:30:20 PM »
listen, wrestling is better with a crowd around you and a bunch of beer. i'll just say that and not rewatch this show on the network. :lol i'm legit hoarse today though, can't speak above a whisper :lol :lol

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« Reply #8643 on: December 16, 2019, 08:39:11 PM »
jesus this is a long fucking match

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« Reply #8644 on: December 16, 2019, 09:03:24 PM »

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« Reply #8645 on: December 16, 2019, 09:40:45 PM »
humberto :jeb

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« Reply #8646 on: December 16, 2019, 09:59:08 PM »
Is this supposed to get Richochet over?

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« Reply #8647 on: December 16, 2019, 10:04:30 PM »
andrade da gawd :lawd

oh wait that wasn't a match? they did a fuck finish to a gauntlet? :lol
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« Reply #8648 on: December 16, 2019, 10:12:48 PM »
Looks like Seth Rollins is doing the chickenshit heel route. Good, he can probably be a really good one.

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« Reply #8649 on: December 16, 2019, 10:18:25 PM »
heel seth is best for business

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« Reply #8650 on: December 16, 2019, 10:25:57 PM »
Deonna Purrazzo on Raw? And against Asuka? RIP

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« Reply #8651 on: December 17, 2019, 07:55:55 AM »
Dirt sheets are saying that neither Vince nor HHH were at TLC.  It was all a Heyman and Prichard production. 

Uh-oh.  :doge

https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1206067513718644736

90 day non compete doesn't apply to Mexico I guess.  :lol

Also using the Sin Cara name.  :lol

Well, that was quick- he's now going by the name of Cinta de Oro-
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« Reply #8652 on: December 17, 2019, 07:59:31 AM »
Next week's Raw is taped.  Here's the spoilers:
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Jimmy Fallon did a segment on the big screen where he introduced some of the WWE Superstars and gave a holiday message.

Kevin Owens came out for a promo. Before he even got started, Mojo Rawley interrupted. They have a No DQ match.

Kevin Owens b. Mojo Rawley in 7:00.

Owens won after a Stunner and a Pop-up Powerbomb through a table. Owens called Rawley a “little bitch” afterwards and called out Seth Rollins and AOP.

After a break, Rollins and AOP came out. Rollins offered Owens a handshake, but Owens attacked with a superkick. AOP beat Owens down and the heels stood tall.

Bobby Lashley (w/ Lana) defeated Cedric Alexander in 11:00.

Lashley won with a spear. Lana started talking a couple minutes in, and got in the ring, imploring Alexander to “show respect.” The Lashley/Lana wedding will be LIVE on 12/30.

Drew McIntyre defeated Zack Ryder (w/ Curt Hawkins) in 2:00.

Squash. McIntyre won with the Claymore Kick, and attacked Ryder with his old Future Shock DDT after the match, as well as another Claymore on Hawkins. McIntyre cut a genuinely funny promo afterward. He promised that 2020 belongs to him.

Becky Lynch cut a simple promo calling out Asuka. Asuka came out with Kairi Sane. She cut a rough promo in English and then a great one in Japanese. “Asuka Two-Belts” is her goal. Becky replied with “any time, any place” in Japanese.

Aleister Black defeated a local competitor in 0:15.

Squash. Black won with the Black Mass. Before Black could even get up the ramp...

Buddy Murphy defeated a local competitor in 0:15.

Squash. Murphy won with Murphy’s Law.

Black came back out, and they stared down. Black extended a handshake, but Murphy shoved him out of the way. Black then laid out Murphy with a Black Mass from behind.  The two will have a TLC rematch next week (December 30). 

Ricochet defeated Tony Nese in 2:00.

Ricochet won with the Recoil.

Charlotte Flair defeated Chelsea Green in 5:00.

Flair won with the Figure Eight.

The OC (AJ Styles, Luke Gallows, & Karl Anderson) defeatedRandy Orton & the Viking Raiders (Ivar & Erik) in 12:00.

Styles pinned Orton with the Phenomenal Forearm. They are now 1-1.

Erick Rowan defeated a local competitor in 1:00.

The jobber gave Rowan a candy cane to distract him while he went for Rowan’s cage. Rowan attacked on the outside and pinned the jobber after two claw chokeslams. Still no hint of what’s under Rowan’s canvas.

Rusev came out to a great reaction. Only Orton got a bigger reaction than him all night. He cut a promo on Bobby Lashley, saying he’s thrilled that Lashley’s marrying Lana because he can’t imagine a worse punishment. No Way Jose came out for their match with the conga line.

Rusev defeated No Way Jose in 0:30.

Rusev won with the Machka Kick, and they danced together afterwards.

Rey Mysterio (c) defeated Seth Rollins (w/ AOP) via disqualification in 8:00 to retain the WWE United States title.

Rey hit the 619 but AOP interfered during the splash attempt, causing the DQ.

Afterwards, the heels beat down Rey and cleared the announce table to put him through it. Samoa Joe, who had been doing commentary, stood up to them, ready for a fight. He’s officially turned babyface. AOP then attacked and overwhelmed Joe with the numbers advantage.

Seth then hit the stomp on Rey in the stage, and AOP put Joe through the announcer’s table with their combo powerbomb. Joe looked like he hit his head on the support portion of the table — really nasty.
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Non-spoiler card:

-WWE US Champion Rey Mysterio vs. Seth Rollins (w/ AOP)
-AJ Styles & Gallows & Anderson vs. Randy Orton & Raw Tag Team Champions The Viking Warriors
-Kevin Owens vs. Mojo Rawley in a Christmas Street Fight
-Bobby Lashley vs. Cedric Alexander
-Charlotte Flair vs. Chelsea Green
-Drew McIntyre vs. Zack Ryder
-Ricochet vs. Tony Nese
-Rusev vs. No Way Jose
-Buddy Murphy jobber squash
-Aleister Black jobber squash
-Erick Rowan jobber squash

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #8653 on: December 17, 2019, 08:32:04 AM »
The Christmas shows are always terrible.  They really should do a best of show instead.

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« Reply #8654 on: December 17, 2019, 09:31:26 AM »
The Christmas shows are always terrible.  They really should do a best of show instead.

At least the Raw crew gets off.  Smackdown still gotta work.  :doge
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #8655 on: December 18, 2019, 08:13:30 PM »
The Christmas shows are always terrible.  They really should do a best of show instead.

At least the Raw crew gets off.  Smackdown still gotta work.  :doge

I laughed out loud about that.

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« Reply #8656 on: December 18, 2019, 08:31:51 PM »
Gargano back on NXT  :o
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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #8657 on: December 18, 2019, 09:01:11 PM »
Everytime a wrestler on AEW shows up on TV and doesn't wrestle is noticeable. The roster is way too thin to basically allow able wrestlers be managers, or allow a guy like MJF to not wrestle every week.

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #8658 on: December 18, 2019, 09:58:20 PM »
So uh....doesn't this really make the prophecy all bullshit, as Anakin DID NOT bring balance to the force. Not even one of his progeny did. If anything, Palpatine is the chosen one if we're going by the route Anakin took to be the chosen one.
NXT sounds really weird this week

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« Reply #8659 on: December 18, 2019, 10:09:02 PM »
Who had "Rhea Ripley" as breakout NXT star of 2019 at the beginning of the year, and also stop lying
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« Reply #8660 on: December 19, 2019, 12:24:38 AM »
Who had "Rhea Ripley" as breakout NXT star of 2019 at the beginning of the year, and also stop lying

How long until Vince calls her up and ruins her?  :doge

With the belt off of Shayna, I wonder if she's going to move rosters next year.
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« Reply #8661 on: December 19, 2019, 11:27:23 AM »
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It’s weird you know like NXT is the opposite of what WWE is. Serious stories, not a lot of garbage filler. And that’s what AEW fans want AEW to be but I don’t know. I mean, they have all of their top guys getting beaten down by a bunch of masked geeks, 2 of which were just job guys. Then you have Tony trying to interview an alien. I mean, this is like Nitro. And not in a good way
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meltz honeymoon with aew is over i guess

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« Reply #8662 on: December 19, 2019, 12:03:44 PM »
the new lady on the roster, kris statlander, has a gimmick that she's a space alien :lol

e: from her debut

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1199895043580071936
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« Reply #8663 on: December 19, 2019, 01:20:57 PM »
I keep feeling less and less like watching AEW lately and that does not help things.  :brain
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« Reply #8664 on: December 19, 2019, 01:43:48 PM »
why does every lady indy wrestler have prison quality tats? it really took me out of the may yeezys when all the wrestlers had sub mma ink  :hhh
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« Reply #8665 on: December 19, 2019, 02:50:49 PM »
It seems like everyone in power in aew were big marks for the dungeon of doom and are each booking their own versions to feud with/be in, i wouldn't be shocked if a japanese spooky crew shows up in the next month and beat up omega   :doge
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« Reply #8666 on: December 19, 2019, 03:25:23 PM »
cody only formed aew so he could book a territory that airs on a turner network into bankruptcy just like his daddy  :success
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« Reply #8667 on: December 19, 2019, 04:29:05 PM »
why does every lady indy wrestler have prison quality tats? it really took me out of the may yeezys when all the wrestlers had sub mma ink  :hhh

stfu that's my kink

:bolo

Everyone thought AEW was going to be like New Japan but it turns out it is New Generation WWF?

To me it really is more WCW from what I can tell. And a bizarre pastiche of some ok stuff but mostly dumb shit. It's like, no one in charge over there has good taste or something.

:yeshrug
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« Reply #8668 on: December 19, 2019, 05:01:04 PM »
For serious: the lack anyone in charge is one of the main problems. Along with most of their roster being goofs.
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« Reply #8669 on: December 19, 2019, 07:01:29 PM »
https://uproxx.com/prowrestling/nxt-wins-viewership-and-demo-ratings-first-time/

NXT basically held firm, increased their share in the 18-49 demo a lil bit, and AEW faceplanted HARD.

:hhh >>>  :cody
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« Reply #8670 on: December 19, 2019, 07:09:43 PM »
At least Tony Khan got to give Gavin Spears a stunner  :rash
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« Reply #8671 on: December 20, 2019, 12:54:15 PM »
Theyve booked themselves worse than any WWE sabotage job could have  :doge
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« Reply #8672 on: December 20, 2019, 03:36:26 PM »
Push Aubrey instead of those other jobbers.  :doge

https://mobile.twitter.com/ruben90310/status/1207512654375510016
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« Reply #8673 on: December 20, 2019, 09:55:33 PM »
Yeah probably. I doubt Kenny Omega would be wrestling on Main Event had he gone to WWE.

Decent chance of WWE just making him the Kabuki Warriors and (somehow Io Shirai)'s manager because he can actually speak Japanese.

That would still be better than what he's doing now.

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« Reply #8674 on: December 20, 2019, 10:01:36 PM »
That was bad.  :lol

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« Reply #8675 on: December 21, 2019, 01:23:08 AM »
WWE should just let Asuka scream in Japanese at people then kill them
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« Reply #8676 on: December 21, 2019, 10:32:05 PM »
She did that for a while and it was over as heck so of course it got semi nixed cause Vince is a fucking idiot whose various successes have either been in spite of himself or were via his swiping already established people. :doge
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« Reply #8677 on: December 23, 2019, 11:40:39 AM »
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According to the Wrestling Observer Newsletter, current plans call for The Revival to become a comedy act, which has apparently led to some mixed feelings.

I take it this confirms The Revival are definitely leaving once their contracts are up?

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #8680 on: December 24, 2019, 11:12:45 AM »
Antonio Inoki has just rolled over in his grave  :brazilcry :brazilcry :brazilcry
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« Reply #8681 on: December 24, 2019, 11:24:22 AM »
ric flair vs 50 korean women in his hotel room :woooo

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Re: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: When It Reigns, It Bores
« Reply #8683 on: December 25, 2019, 04:21:43 PM »
Caught up on AEW last night. Is anyone going to have the balls to tell Brandi she’s currently the worst part of the promotion and needs to not be on TV right now?
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« Reply #8684 on: December 25, 2019, 04:29:31 PM »
Caught up on AEW last night. Is anyone going to have the balls to tell Brandi she’s currently the worst part of the promotion and needs to not be on TV right now?
Probably not, some people actually like what she's doing somehow. I think it sucks.
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« Reply #8685 on: December 26, 2019, 09:19:13 PM »


andrade the god won the us title at msg :rejoice

el idolo going into 2020 with gold :lawd

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« Reply #8686 on: December 26, 2019, 09:55:28 PM »
https://twitter.com/AJQuinn82/status/1210386907600953344

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The former NXT Champion now begins his first reign as a United States Champion by defeating one of WWE’s most decorated Superstars. Andrade earned the title opportunity after claiming a brutal Gauntlet Match win besting Humberto Carrillo.

Catch the newly crowned U.S. Champion on Monday Night Raw at 8/7 C on the USA Network.

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« Reply #8688 on: December 27, 2019, 09:30:07 PM »
We're doing cuck angles on Smackdown now. Cuck angles with cake.

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« Reply #8689 on: December 28, 2019, 12:24:51 PM »
Not watching any of this shit for the last couple of weeks
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« Reply #8690 on: December 28, 2019, 04:45:15 PM »
Lol even JR shittin on AEW

Jim Ross on Dark Order’s show-closing angle: “It was poorly-executed, folks, and hopefully nothing like that will ever occur again.”
https://www.sescoops.com/jim-ross-comments-on-the-dark-order-angle/

 “Since the ’70s, how many matches you think I’ve called that were the absolute drizzling sh*ts? Every brand with some big names. You ain’t gotta be an unknown under a mask to s**t the bed. I knew that the crowd did not go crazy on how we went off the air, because I was in the arena.”

JR seems pretty cool. Is his podcast any good or is it usually boring? Does he usually deliver goods like this?
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« Reply #8691 on: December 28, 2019, 05:12:18 PM »
AEW has burned though all their good will extra quick, I didn’t think that even their commentators would be shitting on the product by this point in their life span :mynicca
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« Reply #8692 on: December 28, 2019, 06:46:28 PM »
Well some of their posse angles are more than kind of dumb. :yeshrug
Still less terrible than WWE. :money
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« Reply #8693 on: December 28, 2019, 07:58:22 PM »
AEW has burned though all their good will extra quick, I didn’t think that even their commentators would be shitting on the product by this point in their life span :mynicca

They need to shape up quick this year. I suggest the Bucks sign these guys they seem like AEW material.

https://twitter.com/TheJordanOliver/status/1210585302844268546
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« Reply #8694 on: December 28, 2019, 08:19:35 PM »
If anyone remembers Lars Sullivan, after taking a leave of absence due to anxiety issues after his past online comments full of racism, homophobia, and sexual talk about Stephanie McMahon resurfaced, then being put on the IR due to surgeries, is back in the online news as a gay for pay video he was in before becoming a wrestler has come to light.

 :crowdlaff

Link. I love gay for pay. The natural degradation normally involved will be even more tasty knowing a pro wrestling bigot is involved.

Bwahahaha, it’s definitely him. He done.

https://wwfoldschool.com/wwes-lars-sullivan-did-adult-movies-back-in-the-day-photos/
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« Reply #8695 on: December 28, 2019, 09:04:54 PM »
lmao, but is he truly the large sullivan? We can't tell from the few images in that story.
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« Reply #8696 on: December 28, 2019, 09:15:14 PM »
lmao, but is he truly the large sullivan? We can't tell from the few images in that story.

No. He does not deliver. I will post in nsfw thread. His career in both industries is done.
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« Reply #8697 on: December 28, 2019, 10:09:00 PM »
lol roid dong
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« Reply #8698 on: December 30, 2019, 02:05:17 PM »
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« Reply #8699 on: December 30, 2019, 08:08:02 PM »
This is the most attitude era WWE has been in a long while. So I'm ready for Bobby Lashley to give his dick to Lana on screen tonight.