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(Image removed from quote.) were these companies this immature last time around?
We didn't have twitter last time around.

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Why did he want to kill himself?

Anyone recall?

Which time?

There was the time he wanted to kill himself because his wife was moving out because he was playing too many MMOs and he lost his job at SOE (Sony Online Entertainment).  He blamed losing his job on his Christian fundamentalist parents-in-law but never expounded as to why, since his explanations made no sense.

There was also the time he became a truck driver.  He fucked up repeatedly and then they fired him mid-delivery so he had to find a way to get back home, which was thousands of miles away.  Apparently he made it home ok because a week or two later, he was talking about MMOs again.

There were other times but these were the two most recent events that came to mind.  There was another time he about killed himself because some people were trying to cyberstalk his girlfriend, trying to find where she works.

Why do you know this.

Manabyte posted all that shit on gaf.
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Shaka Khan

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Himu

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:rofl this is ridiculous
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WTF is that shit?

Hilarious!

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Smooth Groove

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Brazzers Live for Gaffots

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GREATNESS IS ALREADY HERE
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Please do a Cruncheons version of this, PLEASE. TAKE CALLS.
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Smooth Groove

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More like Greatness Gone

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Adam Boyes called the show.
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Eel O'Brian

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Please do a Cruncheons version of this, PLEASE. TAKE CALLS.

Not sure how we'd do it, I'm the only one with a PS4 :lol
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You do the show. Everyone else calls in.
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I'll look into it
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Cross post,

reported to mod.
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Please do a Cruncheons version of this, PLEASE. TAKE CALLS.

Not sure how we'd do it, I'm the only one with a PS4 :lol

Video production ninja checking in and offering his support, I'll drive up there

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http://www.twitch.tv/spartanm

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Next gen begins :dead

I saw this last night as I was about to turn off my ps4 and expected it to be shut down by sony or twitch.  It was one of the top viewed with only ~200 people.  I'm reading that between then and now, it grew to past 5,000, people from Sony and Giantbomb called in, and twitch put it on the front page :wtf

Himu

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I'll look into it

Try to make a special Bore episode. Where we all call in and shit.
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Rumor: SONY BOUGHT CRASH BANDICOOT :hyper



« Last Edit: November 22, 2013, 03:06:14 PM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
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Media Molecule working on new Parappa The Rapper?

:whoo

Don't know how to feel. On one hand, PARAPPA THE RAPPER my old love; on the other, MEDIA MOLECULE. I hope only one half of this rumor is true.
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Media Molecule working on new Parappa The Rapper?

:whoo

Don't know how to feel. On one hand, PARAPPA THE RAPPER my old love; on the other, MEDIA MOLECULE. I hope only one half of this rumor is true.

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cool breeze

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Media Molecule working on new Parappa The Rapper?

:whoo

Don't know how to feel. On one hand, PARAPPA THE RAPPER my old love; on the other, MEDIA MOLECULE. I hope only one half of this rumor is true.

has that rumor changed? last week people were saying it's an indie studio handling it, possibly queasy games (everyday shooter, sound shapes) which would be an awesome fit.

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http://www.thesixthaxis.com/2013/11/14/could-media-molecule-be-working-on-a-new-parappa-the-rapper-game/

Media Molecule working on new Parappa The Rapper?

:whoo

Don't know how to feel. On one hand, PARAPPA THE RAPPER my old love; on the other, MEDIA MOLECULE. I hope only one half of this rumor is true.

has that rumor changed? last week people were saying it's an indie studio handling it, possibly queasy games (everyday shooter, sound shapes) which would be an awesome fit.

queasy and MM apparently.
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kick punch it's all in the mind if you wanna test me I'm sure you'll find the things I teach ya are sure to beat ya

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kick punch it's all in the mind if you wanna test me I'm sure you'll find the things I teach ya are sure to beat ya


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Parappa would be so hard today with input lag :(

umjammer lammy on PS3 is almost unplayable with the lag (PS3's PS1 emulator has ~2 frames of input lag in addition to TV lag).  A new version needs something like harmonix's calibration suite in rock band.

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Everyone's saying all the crashing is pretty much fixed on BF4, so I reinstalled it. Go check out my soldier on battleloCE-34878-0ERROR

this game will never, ever be fixed

do not buy this game
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Shame. Was looking forward to it when I pick up my Quadruple in 2014.
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Ah, apparently it crashes when you check Battlelog from the main menu, so if you stay away from doing that you should be okay

that's so much better  ::)

People at GAF have some conspiracy theories about EA/DICE delaying "fixing" it due to the XB1 launch, but it sounds to me like they just didn't want a fuckton of negative press over the weekend about their game being unplayable on both next gen systems so they put a temporary band-aid on their servers until the full patch goes up next week.
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I like media molecule :yeshrug

I never bought lbp2 but I had fun w/ the first.

I like LBP2 a lot. But the second one and stuff they've done since...:yeshrug

That said, Tearaway looks amazing and along with Ys makes me want a Vita.
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Some people are finding this acceptable, even thanking them for it:

http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/11/22/dice-acknowledges-battlefield-4-turbulence

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To show its appreciation for players' "patience," DICE is offering double experience for every multiplayer match played between Nov. 28 and Dec. 5. DICE will also give any player that logs in on Dec. 5 a M1911 pistol scope, which was previously reserved for DICE developers.

So, something they were probably going to do anyway (the double XP week), and some asset they'd already made (the scope).

Well, that was certainly worth lending them $60 for almost two weeks!
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Cross posting... :aah

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=720881

This thread... The expressive, broken English. I haven't done reading and I don't even know what it's about yet but it's already hilarious.
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lol came to post that, seems to me the Xboneds are literally going insane.
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Oh man I can't even count all the times me and my cousins finished Parappa! hope the rumor is true.
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PS4 launch is so exciting that sfags are talking about PS1 games

:sabu

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I don't have a ps4. So :yeshrug
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Real talk:  Media Molecule is too good and creative to be wasting their time on a Parappa remake.  Let some small indie dev who puts out PSN games do it.  It's not like it requires a lot of skill or work.  And yes, I do really like the first two games in the franchise, but c'mon it's a simple game that just needs a good writer/songwriter.

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PS4 launch is so exciting that sfags are talking about PS1 games

:sabu

I still really like my PS4 :)  Just got NFS and Marvel Lego in the mail today. 

Knack's still my favorite game of the launch, though that game is so not meant to be played half-assed.  I was tired and remote playing it on my bed last night and I kept dying and got reaaaaally frustrated.  Then I sat up and put some damn effort in and got back on track.  Probably gonna finish it off and then push through Killzone which I'm enjoying only for the fact that I play a whopping total of 1 FPS a year so it feels fresh to go and shoot a guy with a shotgun and pretty graphics and stupid B movie story lol, but yeah Killzone is terrible  :lol  Then I'll get back to AC4 and play Resogun and stuff.  I figure I got enough PS4 entertainment to last until about Jan, so if they don't release some indie stuff, gonna be unplugging the system after that until late Feb Japan launch with Yakuza.

I'm kind of hoping they'll be releasing digital/indie games like 1 per week through Dec/Jan/Feb/March to have new releases until Infamous.  I got $10 PSN credit with my PS4 and $5 from Amazon.  I want something to use it on! 

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I completed Knack on VH, didn't have much problem with it. GoW 3 and Ascension on VH were harder. I still think Knack is best compared to a kiddie version of God of War, and still think 6/10 is about right. Going to give the time trials and coliseum a try, which have scoring and leaderboards. It's too bad the main game didn't have any sort of scoring.

Then I'll probably play some Resogun, haven't got into that yet.

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Dude, mjemirzian.  No offense, but you and iconoclast are two of the best game players I've ever seen in my entire life.  You run through hard modes of games without getting hit once and do no-upgrade runs on srw and iconoclast and originalz do 1CC runs of hardcore difficult shmups all the time.  I respect that, but I don't think you really represent the average gamer.

I'm playing Knack on normal and the game is decently tough and a good challenge for me.  It's tougher than GoW Ascension on Normal for me for sure.  I die about a dozen or two times per level depending on how much attention I'm playing and how high risk/rushing I do in combat.  Then again I do handicap myself slightly by not using the sun power "win" attacks unless I repeatedly die on a combat scenario a few times to the point where I'm annoyed and just want to get past it and then I'll use my sun attacks.  Otherwise I try to get through each combat setup just using dodges and attack.

I do think the game could've used some improvements definitely.  Like each powerup should've had unique attacks.  Fire should've shot fireballs, Ice freeze attacks and you should've been able to change between forms and have enemies with weaknesses to different elements.  The secrets upgrades should've been done better too so that it's not all pushed to the end of the game and it feels like you're never getting upgrades for the bulk of the game.  They should have made it so you're continually rewarded with meaningful upgrades on a regular pace throughout the game like with longer life/sun bars, more damage, new abilities, etc...

If they do a sequel (which they might since it's a launch game and it'll probably sell ok despite all the terrible reviews; especially since word of mouth is really good for it), I fully expect them to add all that stuff in.  Also make more variety in the levels and make them less linear.  60fps would be nice too. For a first game, so far I'd give it about a 7.5/10. 

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I think icon is better than me, I could never get the results he does at shmups and such. I also used supermoves to skip a couple fights on VH that I failed repeatedly on, it wasn't a total walk in the park. But thanks for your compliment.

I'm not ragging on Knack's difficulty, it has plenty of that to go around. I just wish it had more depth. One of the reasons people liked Bayonetta so much was because you get a dozen weapons and accessories to play with, you could use enemy weapons, and more enemy/stage variety. It rarely got boring even if you weren't after a big challenge.
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Resogun finished on Veteran

now on to Master
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http://www.gamerevolution.com/news/man-exposes-wifes-breast-on-ps4-twitch-stream-then-strips-her-completely-22779

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And then there's Darckobra. He and his wife sat on a couch drinking, and drinking, and drinking. Eventually, the wife passed out. So the man did what any man deserving of divorce papers would do: he showed the internet some breast — and not his own. Yes, live on Twitch TV, via The Playroom on PS4, a man lifted up his unconscious wife's shirt and exposed her breast.  After 15 or 16 post-boob minutes, the channel went dark briefly; upon its return, the wife was completely naked, presumably stripped by the husband.

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http://www.gamerevolution.com/news/man-exposes-wifes-breast-on-ps4-twitch-stream-then-strips-her-completely-22779

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And then there's Darckobra. He and his wife sat on a couch drinking, and drinking, and drinking. Eventually, the wife passed out. So the man did what any man deserving of divorce papers would do: he showed the internet some breast — and not his own. Yes, live on Twitch TV, via The Playroom on PS4, a man lifted up his unconscious wife's shirt and exposed her breast.  After 15 or 16 post-boob minutes, the channel went dark briefly; upon its return, the wife was completely naked, presumably stripped by the husband.

 :drool


Was there any footage of this? Love me some housewife.
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Played Killzone at the mall today those graphics :lawd and the controller almost made me cum :whew, also I second pics of the titties.
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http://www.gamerevolution.com/news/man-exposes-wifes-breast-on-ps4-twitch-stream-then-strips-her-completely-22779

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And then there's Darckobra. He and his wife sat on a couch drinking, and drinking, and drinking. Eventually, the wife passed out. So the man did what any man deserving of divorce papers would do: he showed the internet some breast — and not his own. Yes, live on Twitch TV, via The Playroom on PS4, a man lifted up his unconscious wife's shirt and exposed her breast.  After 15 or 16 post-boob minutes, the channel went dark briefly; upon its return, the wife was completely naked, presumably stripped by the husband.

 :drool


Was there any footage of this? Love me some housewife.

No  :(
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Welp, say goodbye to streaming from the camera
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Americans ruin everything smh.
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I hope gets gets half and the PS4.
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if you canceled every feature because some person sexually molested someone else using said feature then we wouldn't have anything in this country.
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Naked bitch

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demi  :bow2
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Naked bitch

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wow

He didn't think this through. She would wake up and realize he filmed her, and even if she didn't realize it she'd still be pissed about being undressed while asleep.
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