Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=660245

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=660245

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=660257

This should be good.

[nudemacusers]

Either a grade a troll or 

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78060653&postcount=57

[Shadow Mod]

Bring back damnit.

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78060653&postcount=57

[Broseidon]

Bring back damnit.

http://imgur.com/a/55KSK/noscript

 

[MCD]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78081989&postcount=471

[nudemacusers]

Wall o text = scrolling past

[StealthFan]

hey little sister whos your chosen one

[nudemacusers]

whole thread is full of ignant  but this is the best one

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=77970817&postcount=305

[Boogie]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=660245

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He's a Separatist Quebequois, and the PQ minority government in Quebec that he cheerleads for just proposed banning anyone from wearing religious clothing (turbans, headscarves, crucifixes, etc.) so him creating a thread along these lines is not a surprise.

[Rufus]

whole thread is full of ignant  but this is the best one

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=77970817&postcount=305

I recently took him off my ignore list, but he's already annoyed me enough on the gaming side for me to consider putting him back on.

[Joe Molotov]

Bring back damnit.

http://imgur.com/a/55KSK/noscript

 

[Himu]

Bring back damnit.

http://imgur.com/a/55KSK/noscript

 

No :lupe

[nudemacusers]

needs sad don draper as well

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=660229

 

Glad to see sfags attempting to nab the "most obnoxious fanbase" award again.  Even Nintards don't have birthday threads for Iwata or Miyamoto.

[ToxicAdam]

Sure, but they post shit like this instead:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78108117&postcount=301

[nudemacusers]

 

edit: hey, you changed it. And here I thought linking to a blank 'new thread' page was some meta genius. This is very disappointing turn of events, toxicadam.

[Polari]

I had a Zelda GBA SP once but only 'cos it was cheaper than a regular one. That ugly-ass Triforce on it bothered me so much I ended up selling it.

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At a profit.

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[Polari]

edit: hey, you changed it. And here I thought linking to a blank 'new thread' page was some meta genius. This is very disappointing turn of events, toxicadam.

Your original response is still valid though.

[Shadow Mod]

That bedsheets thread, god damn. I expected people to be filthy, but not to be too stupid to understand what the fuck "change" means.

Btw, acne has fuck all to do with hygiene. The bacteria already live on your skin and no amount of washing or clean sheets will remove them. You have to get creams and stuff, or wait until your skin stops hating you.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78016873&postcount=485

 

Kissing her after she's sucked someone else's dick, I assume.

Depends on the cause. Maybe I should have been more clear. I bet people who don't wash the sheets enough have tons of blackheads and whiteheads, maybe not "acne."

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78123141&postcount=398

 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78123141&postcount=398

 

It's like a who's who of some posters there for sure.

[davepoobond]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78123141&postcount=398

 

welp, time for me to worry.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78126541&postcount=410

 

[ToxicAdam]

Everything makes sense now.

[Polari]

Everything makes sense now.

Even the name. Can't... process... feelings...

[Polari]

I wanna know if they dialed down the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow in MKII.

[StealthFan]

Computer is obviously The Denialist. Stupid fuck.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78123141&postcount=398

 

Holy shit at that chart.  Nailed it.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78123141&postcount=398

 

Holy shit at that chart.  Nailed it.

I just wanna crop it up and post it in parts of dating-age.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78126541&postcount=410

 

"I've never found a girl who was willing to kiss me, even less girls who I'd barely even know. What you're describing seems completely alien to me."
       /

[Rufus]

From reading this thread I'm already at 3/5. Let's see here...

Denialist: Computer
Why Me?: Kevin Cow
Mommy Issues:
Romeo:
The Phoney: That guy who claims to have a sugar momma and takes creepy pictures of himself near women he doesn't seem to even be acquainted with

[Sausage]

From reading this thread I'm already at 3/5. Let's see here...

Denialist: Computer
Why Me?: Kevin Cow
Mommy Issues:
Romeo:
The Phoney: That guy who claims to have a sugar momma and takes creepy pictures of himself near women he doesn't seem to even be acquainted with

Romeo = ninjaboix

[StealthFan]

Yeah The Phoney is that ugly punjab taco with the, of all fucking things, Priest avatar.

[Eli Gulgin]

From reading this thread I'm already at 3/5. Let's see here...

Denialist: Computer
Why Me?: Kevin Cow
Mommy Issues:
Romeo:
The Phoney: That guy who claims to have a sugar momma and takes creepy pictures of himself near women he doesn't seem to even be acquainted with

Dark_chris is who you're thinking of. And yeah I thought of Ninja too about romeo since his sex stories sound like fiction and mommy issues could be Grapefruitman.

[Shadow Mod]

Mommy issues: grapefruit, wreckage, guy with the arya av whos name I can't remember for some reason, there are a few more but my mind is drawing a blank atm.

edit: Kung Fu Grip

[Broseidon]

So most of Dating-age?

[Atramental]

Anyone remember Izick?

[Shadow Mod]

Anyone remember Izick?

Yes I'm trying to figure out where he fits in actually. There needs to be a category that's just "hates himself, a lot" and every bullet point is "hates himself." Combine was the same way.

[Tasty]

Anyone remember Izick?

For a second I confused this with Izayoi and now I feel bad.

[Atramental]

Probably the most intense "self hater" besides Izick and KevinCow is that crazy fucker ~Kinggi~.

Dude keeps on talking about how he's going to kill himself in the Dating-Age thread and post pics of your SO thread.

I'm surprised he hasn't been perma'd or at least banned for that shit.

[Eli Gulgin]

Grapefruitman isn't the most pleasant dude either. Even everyone in Dating-Age seems to be sick of him.

[nudemacusers]

If your response to 'go to meetup.com/a bar/outside' is WELL WHAT OUTSIDE? WHICH OUTSIDE HUH? you might want to work on some personal stuff before hitting the dating scene.

Or

"I literally and honestly do not enjoy anything. On the off-chance that I do find myself having some pleasure, I feel immediately guilty and worse than before."

 

[Shadow Mod]

He wants a fucking checklist for what to do and a write up/answer for every possible outcome. Who programs here? You and me need to make an excel dating app for phones.

[nudemacusers]

Nah, we just need to develop a mobile branching-path dating simulator so dating agers can test out varying types of responses and actions before committing to them in the flesh. like a console mode for women.

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78140257&postcount=2

Hey Youngblood can we get a ban for this taco?

[Shadow Mod]

bulbo thread about american supremacy

people posting seriously

[king of the internet]

He wants a fucking checklist for what to do and a write up/answer for every possible outcome. Who programs here? You and me need to make an excel dating app for phones.

It's all procrastination and bullshit excuses. You see it time and time again. Some of those dudes defeat themselves before they even go out into the world and try. They're helpless.

[parallax]

If your response to 'go to meetup.com/a bar/outside' is WELL WHAT OUTSIDE? WHICH OUTSIDE HUH? you might want to work on some personal stuff before hitting the dating scene.

Or

"I literally and honestly do not enjoy anything. On the off-chance that I do find myself having some pleasure, I feel immediately guilty and worse than before."

 

is that quote real? did someone whos supposed to be mentally stable actually say that?

[Shadow Mod]

is that quote real? did someone whos supposed to be mentally stable actually say that?

It's from grapefruit's latest meltdown. Dude needs therapy. He wants a girl to just fall in his lap while he remains a completely misanthropic dickhead.

[Atramental]

Nah, we just need to develop a mobile branching-path dating simulator so dating agers can test out varying types of responses and actions before committing to them in the flesh. like a console mode for women.

Yeah, that's the problem with a lot of these guys. They're perfectionists and they won't act unless they can be 100% sure they won't fuck something up. Or they won't act unless they're 100% sure the girl will go spreadeagle for them after they say the right sequence and combination of words.

[parallax]

is that quote real? did someone whos supposed to be mentally stable actually say that?

It's from grapefruit's latest meltdown. Dude needs therapy. He wants a girl to just fall in his lap while he remains a completely misanthropic dickhead.

he needs to be banned until he goes to counseling before he hurts himself or others.

[thisismyusername]

Nah, we just need to develop a mobile branching-path dating simulator so dating agers can test out varying types of responses and actions before committing to them in the flesh. like a console mode for women.

No joke, if Devo and yourself wrote it extensively (and with the traditional date sim BAD ENDs), I'd play it just to see it.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78152289&postcount=206

 

[nudemacusers]

Nah, we just need to develop a mobile branching-path dating simulator so dating agers can test out varying types of responses and actions before committing to them in the flesh. like a console mode for women.

Yeah, that's the problem with a lot of these guys. They're perfectionists and they won't act unless they can be 100% sure they won't fuck something up. Or they won't act unless they're 100% sure the girl will go spreadeagle for them after they say the right sequence and combination of words.

I believe my ANOVA regression coefficients and predictive algorithms can provide a 95% confidence interval for positive responses from targeted individuals, which is more than sufficient for human relationship seeking behaviors to proceed without hesitation.

[Atramental]

95% confidence interval, you say?


That's not good enough, Mac. I want it AT LEAST at an interval of 97.7% before I put it to use!

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78152289&postcount=206

 

Oh. Eat a dick, Johnny.

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[nudemacusers]

Good sir, a 95% CI is more than sufficient considering my algorithm and specific coefficients account for and minimize the possibility of hypothesis errors and regression noise.