Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Atramental]

*le sigh*

If that's the best you can do then I might as well give it a whirl.

[Shadow Mod]

I just want some words that pop up on the screen like in other games.

[nudemacusers]

I have the data on my side.



look how clean those fitted values are, how normalized that histogram is.

[brob]

[nudemacusers]

You know this is a perverse joke but I reaaaaaaaaallly want to make a Dating Analysis app now.

[brawndolicious]

This data is confusing, can you show a stem & leaf plot on the chances of a girl feeling under (or over) satisfied?

[thisismyusername]

I just want some words that pop up on the screen like in other games.

http://i.imgur.com/ctR4LWd.png

Dying at this. Should be a Google Glass app.

[Shadow Mod]

I just want some words that pop up on the screen like in other games.

http://i.imgur.com/ctR4LWd.png

Dying at this. Should be a Google Glass app.

I want the audio done by the same dude who voices UT or Halo.

[Joe Molotov]

I'd normalize your histogram while cleaning your fitted values, if you know what I mean.

[recursivelyenumerable]

This is turning me on

[thisismyusername]

Steve please post in this thread (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=660669) saying "oh, you didn't get another Son? That sucks..." or something in that effect. I want to see him rage from a mod sanctioned burn.

Oh, RBH already has it covered but it needs said again for the second daughter.

[nudemacusers]

I'd normalize your histogram while cleaning your fitted values, if you know what I mean.

For you, I'd rather my values stayed dirty. 

This data is confusing, can you show a stem & leaf plot on the chances of a girl feeling under (or over) satisfied?

minitab is sadly archaic in the generation of stem/leaf plots (just raw output), and I really don't want to try to format it for forum posts. 

May I provide you with a regression equation instead?

Code: [Select]

Second Date = 44.9 -17.1 Anime Mentioned + 387 Personality Index + .109 Compliments Reciprocated -0.106 Fedora (in minutes worn)

[Atramental]

-0.106 Fedora (in minutes worn)

-17.1 Anime Mentioned

 

[headwalk]

babies are so devoid of any worth that the only thing worth mentioning about them is their weight.

[nudemacusers]

babies are so devoid of any worth that the only thing worth mentioning about them is their weight.

pfft, my kid was a hot newborn.

yeah i said it

hot newborn

[Rufus]

Steve please post in this thread (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=660669) saying "oh, you didn't get another Son? That sucks..." or something in that effect. I want to see him rage from a mod sanctioned burn.

Oh, RBH already has it covered but it needs said again for the second daughter.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78165501&postcount=48 Haha, or maybe it's just funny.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Nah, we just need to develop a mobile branching-path dating simulator so dating agers can test out varying types of responses and actions before committing to them in the flesh. like a console mode for women.

Yeah, that's the problem with a lot of these guys. They're perfectionists and they won't act unless they can be 100% sure they won't fuck something up. Or they won't act unless they're 100% sure the girl will go spreadeagle for them after they say the right sequence and combination of words.

The problem is that most of these guys (20+ year old virgins) need therapy first.  I understand starting late (I lost my virginity at 19) but after a while, it gets to the point where there are much larger issues that should be addressed first.  That is why we see all of these meltdowns.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78168469&postcount=463

.

[fistfulofmetal]

ugh 

[Joe Molotov]

Blasting Zelda music has gotta work at least once.

[Hock]

 

[nudemacusers]

pd catching bats in his web.

[demi]

Lol, why is Atramental commenting on the subject? didnt he lose it like last week and made a spectacle on here? Oy vey, you nutcase.

[nudemacusers]

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

ROFL at those permavirgins.

[Shadow Mod]

The worst are the ones who try to convince you they're a virgin by choice and through no ineptitude of their own.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The worst are the ones who try to convince you they're a virgin by choice and through no ineptitude of their own.

Then when they're 40, they will wake up kicking themselves in the ass for pissing away about 25 years of prime dating time.

[fistfulofmetal]

i wish i had the excuse of trying and failing at least that would be some thing. instead i just sit around with no motivation to do anything but work and play video games.

[ToxicAdam]

I honestly believe there are dudes that have low test and have little desire to have sex. Or there are other dudes who are so fucked up with depression/anxiety/etc they have decimated their libido. Becomes a vicious cycle.

[parallax]

The worst are the ones who try to convince you they're a virgin by choice and through no ineptitude of their own.

let a woman show them just a little bit of attention and see how much of a virgin they are by choice

i would really feel for a lot of those dudes if they werent so damn bitter and spiteful. its like no wonder noone wants to fuck you.

[demi]

i wish i had the excuse of trying and failing at least that would be some thing. instead i just sit around with no motivation to do anything but work and play video games.

Not much you can do - it's not going to fall into your lap. Either deal with it, or do nothing about it

[Phoenix Dark]

i wish i had the excuse of trying and failing at least that would be some thing. instead i just sit around with no motivation to do anything but work and play video games.

At least you have come to that realization and are fine with it, not wriging your hands online. You aren't sociable, you don't talk to women, etc. and you're fine with that - I can't hate on you. And despite watching tons of porn and making good money you allegedly have not looked for quick relief on backpage.com, which I find surprising tbh.

[thisismyusername]

i wish i had the excuse of trying and failing at least that would be some thing. instead i just sit around with no motivation to do anything but work and play video games.

Story of my life.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Well that and I'm not much of a conversationalist/kinda cold and don't really like people in general.


/And I have gotten laid in the past before someone questions that.

[close]

I honestly believe there are dudes that have low test and have little desire to have sex. Or there are other dudes who are so fucked up with depression/anxiety/etc they have decimated their libido. Becomes a vicious cycle.

I can agree with that.

[Shadow Mod]

I wonder how many times "getting laid just isn't a priority for some people" and its variants are said in that thread.

[Phoenix Dark]

I wonder how many times "getting laid just isn't a priority for some people" and its variants are said in that thread.

9 out of 10 times that just means "I'm a social reject who has never had a legitamite conversation with a woman outside of my mother"

[nudemacusers]

I wonder how many times "getting laid just isn't a priority for some people" and its variants are said in that thread.

9 out of 10 times that just means "I'm a social reject who has never had a legitamite conversation with a woman outside of my mother"

Doesn't mean you have to be a virgin 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=78121161#post78121161

IMO NeoGAF is a well-moderated community with a a healthy amount of female members.

 

[Sausage]

Why is the funny pic thread in community but not dating age.

[El Babua]

It was for a little while, but the mods moved it back. Don't even really lurk in it anymore since I value my sanity - It's still probably the same group of posters sharing the same advice with the same recipients of said advice sperging over said advice.

[nudemacusers]

I have a feeling there will be a lot of grays in that thread when the modsquad wakes up.

[brawndolicious]

I wonder how many times "getting laid just isn't a priority for some people" and its variants are said in that thread.

Ultimately, most people under 25 don't seem ready for adult relationships. Of course, I only went on my first date a year ago (at 23) but most people I've seen seem to have sucky communication skills. There is a lot of trial & error experience needed to understand other people but I think some people just go into relationships on the auto-pilot of infatuation.

[Rahxephon91]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=78121161#post78121161

IMO NeoGAF is a well-moderated community with a a healthy amount of female members.

 

Posted by a dude who's avatar is edited to focus on Cammy's ass no less.

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=78121161#post78121161

IMO NeoGAF is a well-moderated community with a a healthy amount of female members.

 

Posted by a dude who's avatar is edited to focus on Cammy's ass no less.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78193877&postcount=507

Wish I could dap the fuck out of this.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78193877&postcount=507

Wish I could dap the fuck out of this.

This post.

I can't.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78195369&postcount=3

I can taste the misogynism oozing off this post.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78195369&postcount=3

I can taste the misogynism oozing off this post.

Some of her points suck about family life and working but what is with people thinking she just woke up one day and got shit handed to her?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78195369&postcount=3

I can taste the misogynism oozing off this post.

Some of her points suck about family life and working but what is with people thinking she just woke up one day and got shit handed to her?

There are a lot of people who work insane hours and don't really feel sympathetic towards people who don't want to.  A couple layers of management over me work 16-20 hours a day 6 days a week (and usually work a seventh day).  They'll call you at all hours if they have a question.  So I know people like her.

The article read like a puff piece like you'd see for any cult of personality leader.  I guess for decades, the media has been sucking dozens of dicks, now its time to start sucking some clits as well I guess.

[Van Cruncheon]

the juxtaposition of the "marissa meyer sucks" and the "neogaf isn't sexist" concern troll threads is hilarious, and by hilarious i mean face-slammingly distinguished mentally-challenged

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78193877&postcount=507

Wish I could dap the fuck out of this.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=78221069  :'(

[Rufus]

Gotta hand it to Mutes, he knows how to dish it out.

Earlier: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78198721&postcount=526

 

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=661069

gonna be a fun thread.

[StealthFan]

I fucking love adblock I don't even know to use the whitelist, nor would I use it if I did.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78226249&postcount=25 

[Sausage]

PD really cut Mutes deep with that virgin post.

[Your Stalker]

that virgin thread = total butt devastation achieved

[brob]

never understood why getting laid once aka I'm-not-a-virgin is such a big deal. congrats, a person pitied you enough to allow for five minutes of shared awkwardness and anxiety - is your quality of life better now? Did you magically learn to socialize and be content with yourself? prolly no.

the absurd overrepresentation of social anxiety and other disorders on messageboards is quite staggering, and I have a hard time believing it is harnessed for anything but wallowing in their collective misery.

[Rufus]

It's a milestone. I know I felt pretty good about myself the next day. The day after that though was just a Tuesday. It probably looks more and more important the longer it takes someone to pass it.

[nudemacusers]

I'm pretty sure I had a shit eating grin for 2 days straight after I got my peen cheery popped.

Terrible sex but I still CAME BUCKETS

[MCD]

It probably looks more and more important the longer it takes someone to pass it.