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Himu

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14880 on: September 20, 2013, 03:09:17 AM »
God, Andrex. I mean, Jesus.
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Tasty

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14881 on: September 20, 2013, 03:25:11 AM »
Wasting time or wasting money? Your choice.

I have no issue paying money for better tasting food than I can make, and getting it in less time than it would take for me to cook it.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14882 on: September 20, 2013, 05:03:01 AM »
How do you fuck up pasta :what The fucking directions are on the fucking box. I don't even use a measuring cup and I don't screw it up.
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Rufus

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14884 on: September 20, 2013, 06:00:37 AM »
Wait, ComputerMKII? They gave him back control of his avatar? Awww, man. Lenin suited him much more.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14885 on: September 20, 2013, 06:02:17 AM »
But then I have to clean the greasy ass pan and ugggggghh.

Maybe if I had an SO living with me it'd be worth it. But then I'd just make her do all the cooking anyways. :mynicca

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Wasting time or wasting money? Your choice.

I have no issue paying money for better tasting food than I can make, and getting it in less time than it would take for me to cook it.

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« Last Edit: September 20, 2013, 08:58:23 AM by Zero Hero »
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thisismyusername

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14887 on: September 20, 2013, 09:11:11 AM »
I like the Tyra Banks version of that .gif better.

I'll grease up Andrex thighs for him.  :drool

Polari

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14888 on: September 20, 2013, 09:30:36 AM »
Andrex has got the figure for takeout, all you old saggy fucks are just jealous.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14889 on: September 20, 2013, 10:23:41 AM »
Oscar, I was with you until the last paragraph. Jealousy? Whut? :heh What's your play old man?

The most common mistake people make when cooking, even when they otherwise follow the instructions to a T is to just walk away and do something else when it says "let it sit for X min" or whatever. If the smarthphone comment is anything to go by that's probably Andrex' problem as well.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14890 on: September 20, 2013, 10:46:26 AM »
I'll get there eventually. Until then, wasting time on cooking is for chumps.

Agreed. Just pop a power bar and you're good. Cooking is distinguished mentally-challenged, why spend so much time putting together a meal that you're gonna suck down in like five minutes. I ain't got time for that.

Barry Egan

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14891 on: September 20, 2013, 10:48:58 AM »
scarfing down fast food hamburgers by yourself is winning now  :heh 

Brehvolution

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14892 on: September 20, 2013, 10:53:04 AM »
20 somethings that can't provide their own sustenance. :heh

That may not be sperglike, but it's a whole new level of laziness.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14893 on: September 20, 2013, 11:39:31 AM »
Eh, I understand what Oscar is getting at. Really, the only kind of cooking I like to do involves going outside and firing up the grill. Otherwise, the time it takes to prep food, cook food, and clean up the mess from all of this, it can consume more time in the evening than one might like. And that's not to say that it's not worth it, but when I was younger, a lot of my food was fast food anyway, so it was what I was accustomed to eating. The downsides as an adult with a family is that it's more expensive, and my metabolism isn't what it used to be.

But the appeal to me is clear. On those days when I just pick up something on the way home and eat in the car, I'm back home and plopped down on the couch at like 5:40 ready to watch TV or play with the kid or what have you. On nights where I'm cooking. It's often 6:30 by the time I've finished my food, and then there's a sink full of dishes and cookware that still needs to be dealt with.
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Brehvolution

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14894 on: September 20, 2013, 11:43:41 AM »

20 somethings that can't provide their own sustenance. :heh

That may not be sperglike, but it's a whole new level of laziness.

Actually, it's a pretty old level of laziness.  My grandfather couldn't make a cheese sandwich without lighting the kitchen on fire.
He grew up during a time of more traditional gender roles. He wouldn't have had to make himself anything until his wife was sick/gone.
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demi

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14895 on: September 20, 2013, 12:20:39 PM »
You have plenty of time to learn to cook, even something as simple as a plate of spaghetti. Don't let these fuckups in here pressure you.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14896 on: September 20, 2013, 12:25:01 PM »
To each his own, I guess. But man there's going be a lot of self loathing when you find yourself in a situation where it's best to cook.

You're like the Harry Potter of self loathing. Shut the fuck up, dweeb.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14897 on: September 20, 2013, 12:35:02 PM »
What killed GAF this time?
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14898 on: September 20, 2013, 12:40:23 PM »
Hubris
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Broseidon

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14901 on: September 20, 2013, 01:25:10 PM »
Anyone else getting database errors like every 10 seconds?
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14902 on: September 20, 2013, 01:28:23 PM »
Anyone else getting database errors like every 10 seconds?

Yeah every time I click on a link, database error.

helios

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14903 on: September 20, 2013, 01:28:36 PM »
Anyone else getting database errors like every 10 seconds?

When don't we get database and 504 errors?


Polari

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14905 on: September 20, 2013, 02:16:20 PM »
I'm confused

Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14906 on: September 20, 2013, 03:14:58 PM »
I used to eat out all the time.

It's great if your metabolism can handle it.  I have shit metabolism so even though I would get healthy things while dining out, I still gained weight.  Furthermore, even if you have a good job, it is really expensive to eat out.  It costs less for me to get groceries at Whole Paycheck by almost a factor of two than to dine out or pick up something to go.  You are pissing away thousands of dollars a year by not cooking.  Since we're not all making Prole/DCharlie levels of money, it's still extremely wasteful to go that route.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14907 on: September 20, 2013, 04:02:56 PM »
When you start making better meals than you can get eating out you're like "welp shit why do it?"

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14908 on: September 20, 2013, 04:56:06 PM »
When you start making better meals than you can get eating out you're like "welp shit why do it?"
Yep.  I've gotten to where the burgers I make at home make me really picky about where I go and buy burgers.  It has to be on a whole new level of delicious for me to do that.

El Babua

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14909 on: September 20, 2013, 05:34:33 PM »
You don't even need to work hard to get a burger better than most fast food joints.

Just get some ground beef, onions, an egg or two, some spices and fry that shit up in a pan.

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14910 on: September 20, 2013, 05:40:00 PM »
You don't even need to work hard to get a burger better than most fast food joints.

Just get some ground beef, onions, an egg or two, some spices and fry that shit up in a pan.

Touching raw beef.  :kobeyuck

Onion stink on my hand. :kobeyuck

Messy fryer grease everywhere. :kobeyuck

I'll just drop a couple bucks at BK, thank you.

Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14911 on: September 20, 2013, 05:41:28 PM »
Burger King :kobeyuck
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nudemacusers

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14912 on: September 20, 2013, 05:47:45 PM »
well, at least it's burger king and not garbaggio like in n out :yeshrug
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14913 on: September 20, 2013, 05:58:06 PM »
McD's $1.29 Double Cheeseburger :lawd
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14914 on: September 20, 2013, 06:00:14 PM »
McD's $1.29 Double Cheeseburger :lawd
That's not the McDouble in your area?  The McDouble is 1.29 here and the Double Cheeseburger is $1.49.

Joe Molotov

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14915 on: September 20, 2013, 06:04:04 PM »
Here the McDouble is still $1, unless they changed it and I just haven't noticed.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14916 on: September 20, 2013, 06:05:09 PM »
Making your own pesto mayo and putting it on a burger.

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Broseidon

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14917 on: September 20, 2013, 06:13:10 PM »
I LOVE Burger King. I had some when I was over in America and it was fuckin :trash

UK BK :lawd
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14918 on: September 20, 2013, 06:18:16 PM »
can you get blood pudding at ukbk?
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14919 on: September 20, 2013, 06:25:10 PM »
:holeup
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14922 on: September 20, 2013, 07:25:35 PM »
All future analogies posted over there by any of us should be vague references to spergfits or video games somehow.

"See the way she feels about being unable to get an abortion is how you feel when mom turns off the tv and videogames."

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14923 on: September 20, 2013, 07:44:02 PM »
not being able to play a woman in grand theft auto is like your mom interrupting an episode of south park.
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14924 on: September 20, 2013, 07:45:38 PM »
Making people show ID at the polls is like when gamestop refuses to consider your business card for retrieving a game.


Broseidon

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14926 on: September 20, 2013, 07:59:21 PM »
not being able to play a woman in grand theft auto is like your mom interrupting an episode of south park.

You get mad and assault her? :leon
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14928 on: September 20, 2013, 08:15:57 PM »
Save us, Based Men's Rights Movement!
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14929 on: September 20, 2013, 08:49:24 PM »
Haha, there's nothing special fellow like about not being able to cook simple food.  I used to do the cooking for me and two other guys in an apartment, a job I took for myself because both of them nearly burned down the building making Mac and cheese and rice respectively.  Both were pretty much the opposite of spergs.

And that makes sense, really.  Spergs aren't known for being unable to follow simple directions.  If anything, they're known for rigidly following directions to a fault.  Whereas guys who are good at the social game?  Odds are someone cooks for them their whole damn lives.  They don't follow the directions because it would never occur to them to do so.

Andy probably can't cook cuz he went right from home into a good job.  He can't be arsed to cook and he can afford not to.  Guy's pretty much winning, kind of sad to see all the jealousy here.

Oscar gets it.  :win

I just want andrex to experience the joy of cooking, is there something so wrong with that :tocry

Tell me where you live, I'll come and you can "teach" me. :uguu

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14930 on: September 20, 2013, 08:54:12 PM »
McD's $1.29 Double Cheeseburger :lawd

BK Double Stacker :lawd


Shadow Mod

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14932 on: September 20, 2013, 10:58:39 PM »
Not a fan of gradients in designs. All too often they are not subtle and there are too many.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=82937957&postcount=118

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Polari

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14933 on: September 20, 2013, 11:03:35 PM »
I'm gonna miss Crackberry. Highlights in the GAF thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=682585

My personal favourite:

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Everyone puts in a minimum of $10000 and we only need half a million people to make a bid. We then run the company as a cooperative and make decisions based on a co-operative shareholder voting system. I looked into Kickstarter but that's a no go as it doesn't follow the rules. Any ideas?

Seriously though - I feel like we are so close. 10.2 looks like it will be amazing and Apple is looking like its lost its luster. I can just feel in my bones how close Blackberry is to pulling out of this but think its just going to miss it.

Unless we buy it - what say you?

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14934 on: September 20, 2013, 11:25:01 PM »
Not a fan of gradients in designs. All too often they are not subtle and there are too many.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=82937957&postcount=118

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I know Squiddy's supposedly a joke character but that entire thread is just making it way too obvious.

Preferring the old 3D Chrome icon. :what

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14935 on: September 20, 2013, 11:31:21 PM »
He's not funny. That's the problem with his character.
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Tasty

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14936 on: September 20, 2013, 11:34:25 PM »
I'm gonna miss Crackberry. Highlights in the GAF thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=682585

My personal favourite:

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Everyone puts in a minimum of $10000 and we only need half a million people to make a bid. We then run the company as a cooperative and make decisions based on a co-operative shareholder voting system. I looked into Kickstarter but that's a no go as it doesn't follow the rules. Any ideas?

Seriously though - I feel like we are so close. 10.2 looks like it will be amazing and Apple is looking like its lost its luster. I can just feel in my bones how close Blackberry is to pulling out of this but think its just going to miss it.

Unless we buy it - what say you?

:sabu

I don't know whether to feel :beli, :pacspit, or :tocry.


Tasty

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14938 on: September 21, 2013, 01:54:21 AM »
I don't think I've ever seen a more appropriate avatar.

El Babua

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #14939 on: September 21, 2013, 02:29:08 AM »
Dude's def a joke character. Probably invented to take a piss on all those #TeamWalt peeps.

If not, then God help us all.