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Oblivion

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15420 on: September 29, 2013, 08:22:54 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=687931

i've never read anything which more definitely happened.


Someone tried to kill themselves and the thread's only two pages.

That must suck.

tiesto

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15421 on: September 29, 2013, 09:40:13 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=687689

The inevitable "but white people get shit too" bait thread. It's been a while. There you are.

Lately this trend of "it's OK if white people get called racial slurs because their ancestors did a ton of oppression in the past" is annoying too... nobody should be subjected to that no matter their race.
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Dickie Dee

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15422 on: September 29, 2013, 09:44:23 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=84062203&postcount=2

:psyduck

I don't know if I've ever actually heard this opinion espoused before. Obviously can't be that uncommon but it's rare to hear a Republican not at least try to hold up a libertarian fig leaf. Instead he actively disdains it.
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nudemacusers

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15423 on: September 29, 2013, 09:45:40 PM »
I'll never forgive the swedes







For making something as terrible as lutfisk
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brob

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15424 on: September 29, 2013, 10:05:44 PM »
Quit embarrassing yourself Mac. Norway's claim to lutefisk is way more legit than whatever Sweden can muster.

nudemacusers

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15425 on: September 29, 2013, 10:06:58 PM »
northern yuropers all look the same :yeshrug
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brob

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15426 on: September 29, 2013, 10:09:24 PM »
Purity

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Broseidon

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15427 on: September 29, 2013, 10:22:45 PM »
Jumping on lutefiskchat as an excuse to post this

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nudemacusers

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15428 on: September 29, 2013, 10:25:32 PM »
it really is that disgusting. and that shitty canned shark garbage. and that awful salty licorice. the fuck is wrong with you people.
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brob

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15429 on: September 29, 2013, 10:28:18 PM »
Mac you're still embarrassing yourself. surstrømming ain't lutefisk. It's some hobo shit swedes and people in the baltics eat.

lutefisk is for fancy people on fancy occasions.  :tophat

nudemacusers

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15430 on: September 29, 2013, 10:31:59 PM »
sorry, my refined hamburger and pizza american tastebuds can't distinguish between varying flavors of cold briny salt.
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brob

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15431 on: September 29, 2013, 10:33:07 PM »
I guess freedom wasn't free after all  :usacry

I'll keep you in my thoughts the next time I savor some sal ammoniac candy.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2013, 10:37:56 PM by Brobzoid »

fizzel

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15432 on: September 30, 2013, 12:41:41 AM »
I'll never forgive the swedes







For making something as terrible as lutfisk

From the nation that gave us a chicken in a can.


StealthFan

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15433 on: September 30, 2013, 01:56:13 AM »
90% of the threads on /tv/ are BrBa related.
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nudemacusers

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15434 on: September 30, 2013, 01:56:17 AM »
someone give me directions :drool

edit: not to breaking bad but some hot covered up arab booty
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nudemacusers

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15435 on: September 30, 2013, 02:09:57 AM »
invite me to future arab weddings pls kthnx
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nudemacusers

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15436 on: September 30, 2013, 03:19:48 AM »
challenge accepted
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Michael Moaner

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15437 on: September 30, 2013, 03:49:59 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=687931

i've never read anything which more definitely happened.

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and not a good one.

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Shadow Mod

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15438 on: September 30, 2013, 06:47:56 AM »
Some guy on gaf wants to holler at a girl at 10 am.

 :neogaf

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=688077

thisismyusername

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15439 on: September 30, 2013, 08:54:11 AM »
90% of the threads on /tv/ are BrBa related.

Because a big show just ended. Come on Stealth... how do you not know how the internet works? It's gonna be like this for a good two months or so until a new TV show replaces it for the internet.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=84084599&postcount=1724

:neogaf
« Last Edit: September 30, 2013, 09:08:39 AM by thisismyusername »

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15440 on: September 30, 2013, 09:27:48 AM »
Some guy on gaf wants to holler at a girl at 10 am.

 :neogaf

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=688077

Dude's a certified creeper. Look through his thread history, it's pretty hilarious.

Atramental

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15441 on: September 30, 2013, 11:18:08 AM »
If I'm not mistaken: SpartanForce rarely leaves his house, he's unemployed, he has some sort of mental disorder, he's overweight, and he seems to post on GAF non-stop.

What a catch!

nudemacusers

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15442 on: September 30, 2013, 11:33:25 AM »
If I'm not mistaken: SpartanForce rarely leaves his house, he's unemployed, he has some sort of mental disorder, he's overweight, and he seems to post on GAF non-stop.

What a catch!
sounds like most of us
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15443 on: September 30, 2013, 11:39:48 AM »
If I'm not mistaken: SpartanForce rarely leaves his house, he's unemployed, he has some sort of mental disorder, he's overweight, and he seems to post on GAF non-stop.

What a catch!

Don't forget the neckbeard... :kobeyuck

hampster

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15444 on: September 30, 2013, 12:04:52 PM »
If I'm not mistaken: SpartanForce rarely leaves his house, he's unemployed, he has some sort of mental disorder, he's overweight, and he seems to post on GAF non-stop.

What a catch!
sounds like most of us

Hey! I'm employed
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StealthFan

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15445 on: September 30, 2013, 05:49:55 PM »
If I'm not mistaken: SpartanForce rarely leaves his house, he's unemployed, he has some sort of mental disorder, he's overweight
:larry
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Mupepe

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15446 on: September 30, 2013, 05:52:57 PM »
I like how "he's overweight" is added at the end like it wasn't already implied

thisismyusername

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15447 on: September 30, 2013, 06:08:23 PM »
And what has caused GAF to go down again?  :-\

nudemacusers

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15448 on: September 30, 2013, 06:21:59 PM »
government shutdown
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thisismyusername

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15449 on: September 30, 2013, 06:28:47 PM »
government shutdown

Probably a good thing. Too many creeps like Broseidon there.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15450 on: September 30, 2013, 06:48:25 PM »
Ripclaw's stupidity is no longer a neogaf exclusive
https://twitter.com/Ripclawe/status/384811071221293056
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Atramental

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15451 on: September 30, 2013, 07:00:22 PM »
If I'm not mistaken: SpartanForce rarely leaves his house, he's unemployed, he has some sort of mental disorder, he's overweight
:larry
Sorry, man.  :shaq2

My 2 jobs (soon to be 3) are keeping me in a perpetual, pissy mood. I'll be working on week days and weekends until the end of this year.  :beli

Shadow Mod

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15452 on: September 30, 2013, 07:04:18 PM »
Ripclaw's stupidity is no longer a neogaf exclusive
https://twitter.com/Ripclawe/status/384811071221293056

Doesn't he have some blog too?

StealthFan

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15453 on: September 30, 2013, 07:17:49 PM »
If I'm not mistaken: SpartanForce rarely leaves his house, he's unemployed, he has some sort of mental disorder, he's overweight
:larry
Sorry, man.  :shaq2

My 2 jobs (soon to be 3) are keeping me in a perpetual, pissy mood. I'll be working on week days and weekends until the end of this year.  :beli

 :mynicca S'all good my brethren.

You gonna get that guap at the end of the year, right?
reckt

Atramental

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15454 on: September 30, 2013, 07:31:21 PM »
I hope. :tocry

I'm sitting on a good chunk of money right now and I have zero debt but I still need to build multiple lines of credit.

headwalk

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15455 on: September 30, 2013, 07:42:57 PM »
whoever came up with ripclarence is a racist genius.

nudemacusers

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Broseidon

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15457 on: September 30, 2013, 08:44:15 PM »
He does indeed.
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ToxicAdam

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15458 on: September 30, 2013, 08:53:31 PM »
I used to post in the same Usenet forums as Ripclawe in the late 90's. He was known for hosting WWF videos and would post detailed breakdowns of the two wrestling programs by their quarterly hour ratings. Yes, that was a real thing.


Here's his review of the 1998 X-files movie:

https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en#!topic/rec.arts.movies.current-films/KB6Y_0_V_rM



 
« Last Edit: September 30, 2013, 08:55:43 PM by ToxicAdam »

benjipwns

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Broseidon

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15460 on: September 30, 2013, 08:58:32 PM »
Someone's trying way too hard.
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StealthFan

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15461 on: September 30, 2013, 09:29:43 PM »
Yeah you can pretty much just ban that nicca
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archie4208

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15462 on: September 30, 2013, 09:35:06 PM »
Someone give shinobi602 a job at Kotaku already.  I'm getting tired of his clickbait thread titles.


Shadow Mod

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15464 on: October 01, 2013, 02:12:14 AM »
I love when a thread turns into blaming society 100% for someone's ineptitude at simply talking to women.

benjipwns

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15465 on: October 01, 2013, 02:13:33 AM »
Now's the perfect time to approach women! I hope Congress never comes to an agreement!

Michael Moaner

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15466 on: October 01, 2013, 02:19:24 AM »
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Believe that's NinjaboiX second to the right? Hopefully that girl had a rape kit on her.

StealthFan

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15467 on: October 01, 2013, 03:14:37 AM »
He looks like the last thing a little girl sees before spiders are lowered into the well.
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StealthFan

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15468 on: October 01, 2013, 04:54:50 AM »
12 hours from now I will be out of this shithole and in another house  :rejoice

I'd get excited about playing GTA Online but the chances of that shit working is :heh

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Dickie Dee

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15469 on: October 01, 2013, 05:39:25 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=84146765&postcount=381

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=84152633&postcount=401

 :lol :lol :lol

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It's quite difficult to approach women.
The threat of cacthing some kind of criminal charge weighs heavily in the back of my mind. I've seen a lot of my friends accused of certain things that could irrevocably damage your life forever.



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I don't want to diverge too many details here but I knew some people accused of being...too forward. A female involved in constant sexual activity was in fear of being exposed and wanted to take every dude down with her. I've personally been stalked, along a few other kids I know.



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I've been told I have unbridled potential, and I could (and should) talk to more women...but the fear of STDs, previous flat-out rejection, and female daddy issues have turned me off to the idea.

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benjipwns

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15470 on: October 01, 2013, 05:42:01 AM »
I think what makes that last quote so effective is the second reason tucked right there in the middle of the other ones.

Shadow Mod

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15471 on: October 01, 2013, 05:48:38 AM »
I love that pic so much.

Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15472 on: October 01, 2013, 06:51:22 AM »
That "I've been accused of being too forward" and "threat of criminal charge" makes me imagine that he's been full on awkwardly creeping people out without realising how or why. A little bit rapey! My brother has got a friend who recently made the local paper because he accosted a sober girl while drunk and tried to kiss her. I know the guy isn't all that bad, he never would have hurt the girl, he's just very to the point and honest, and has a really poor ability for reading the situation -- and yet, I can understand why he had to hand himself in - because people can be very scary when they approach people in certain ways. I'm not even going to read that thread, I'd probably find it three parts depressing, two parts hilarious.



This goes back to page 380, but I didn't want to not reply:

dude, i'm not even putting you on when i say it's been that way for at least as long as my account's been around, which is what, seven years at this point?  i mean, shit, one of the reasons i took breaks from there so frequently (and part of why i ultimately left) is because the place is nine parts poison for every one part positive discussion.

i don't want to suggest anything here, but are you sure it's not just nintendo's present circumstances which might have your Jameses out of sort?

Its certainly a little bit like wading through treacle when you're reading a thread about a game you're interested in and every other comment is a slightly out of date joke or something. Having said that, while Nintendo's present circumstance is almost certainly more dire than when Gamecube launched, I felt as though Nintendo threads back then were far dumber than they are now. 'Kiddy' arguments and all that. People look back on that period with some fondness now, it seems.

It feels like now is a perfect storm for shitbrains who have something to prove, and somehow feel attacks and negativity are the best form of defence. Nintendo have fallen from their most successful generation in recent memory, Microsoft have been kicking ass with 360 but look to be losing the PR war, and Sony fans have spent an entire generation recovering from the $599 embarrassment.

The next gen threads are what make really hard reading these days. Perhaps because I'm not particularly invested in either, but I do frequently lurk them with the expectation that something might get me excited... Here's a prime example just posted: Phil Harrison makes a comment at Eurogamer Expo in London - he's always asked about teraflops, but doesn't feel it actually matters. To me its an innocuous comment hidden among a larger interview with both him and PlayStation's Fergal Gara. Because Xbone objectively comes in at lower flops, he would say that, and for a community of supposedly intelligent enthusiasts, you would think that would be common knowledge by now and that people would understand the PR motivations for saying that. But no.

"Guys it doesn't really matter honest" durrr hurrrr hURURRR 5GB GDDR5. Am I supposed to be kicking back in my office chair LAWLING so hard that I suck my own balls into my gut and start crying? These petty little posts that add nothing, dripping with the lowest form of wit -- am I supposed to feel this is incisive commentary or something? What I'm actually thinking when I read these threads is "Phil is right. It doesn't matter. None of this matters. That post didn't matter, it was stupid, it ate up time in front of my eyeballs and I am scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, to try and bypass idiots and find something interesting here... oh... nothing? Maybe I'll visit OT"

Maybe it'll be nice in a year or so when things have settled a little bit and people are less insecure and snipey. Good for people if it entertains or humours them or whatever
« Last Edit: October 01, 2013, 06:58:11 AM by radioheadrule83 »

Shadow Mod

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15473 on: October 01, 2013, 06:57:36 AM »

hampster

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15474 on: October 01, 2013, 08:14:16 AM »
You all don't know how hard it is to live with unbridled potential. Everyone expects so much yet all you do is let them (and yourself) down :(
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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15475 on: October 01, 2013, 08:45:55 AM »
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Maybe it'll be nice in a year or so when things have settled a little bit and people are less insecure and snipey. Good for people if it entertains or humours them or whatever

Console war threads tend to get extremely stupid extremely fast.  However they won't die down until a clear winner starts emerging from the pack so who knows how long that will take until things quiet down a bit.  The twist this time around is that there are all kinds of articles about how the gaming industry is slowly crashing, everyone is moving to mobile, etc.  It adds an air of desperation into the mix, which amplifies the stupidity even further.
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fizzel

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15476 on: October 01, 2013, 10:36:53 AM »
Server shit the bed again?

Tasty

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15477 on: October 01, 2013, 11:00:26 AM »
Nintendo Direct taking down GAF now. :comeon

Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15478 on: October 01, 2013, 11:04:28 AM »
Nintendo Direct taking down GAF now. :comeon

Well, it was an exciting Direct. What do you expect?

SmokyDave

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Re: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #15479 on: October 01, 2013, 11:06:37 AM »
Well, it was an exciting Direct. What do you expect?
Mario, Zelda & Donkey Kong!

It was so scintillating, I nearly sat upright.