Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[benjipwns]

Dem feels when somebody links to Wikipedia against you and it literally supports your argument within the text. 

i'm not gross, i change my sheets yearly and shower many times a week.

Actually haven't showered today. 

[Shadow Mod]

i'm not gross, i change my sheets yearly and shower many times a week.

Actually haven't showered today. 

Do ducks take showers?

[benjipwns]

Who are you to say who can and can't take showers? Cultural marxist bigot.

[Shadow Mod]

I didn't declare this or that, I asked a question.

 

[bachikarn]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108134976&postcount=1203

oh shit, I totally linked to the wrong post earlier

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108187065&postcount=1234

 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108133314&postcount=1202

it appears this guy, going by the upload dates on his flickr, has been fake internet dating this chick for several years. lmao christ.

and drawings of her too :deadpos

Drawings? Breh links.

start a couple pages back, there are links. he also appears to have made a fake google+ account and is her only friend.

imagine if he was this dedicated to a real waifu 

[Broseidon]

Finally got a chance to legitimately use sweet marx and hella bakunin

[doctavius bonbon]

it's pretty pathetic to post pictures of your fake waifu, for sure.

but i don't understand why people are digging through his flickr and google+ account and posting them on gaf.

[benjipwns]

Finally got a chance to legitimately use sweet marx and hella bakunin

Crapping all over delusions about controlling the state. 

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108134976&postcount=1203

oh shit, I totally linked to the wrong post earlier

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108187065&postcount=1234

 

[Broseidon]

Finally got a chance to legitimately use sweet marx and hella bakunin

Crapping all over delusions about controlling the state. 

It's half four in the morning and my brain is too frazzled to figure out if youre taking the piss or backing me up so im going to assume the latter and go to bed

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108133314&postcount=1202

it appears this guy, going by the upload dates on his flickr, has been fake internet dating this chick for several years. lmao christ.

and drawings of her too :deadpos

Use fake pics to pretend you have a gf on the internet brehs

[benjipwns]

It's half four in the morning ... youre taking the piss

[Rufus]

You can keep the "cup" it came in, it's the custom of his people.

[Takao]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108134976&postcount=1203

oh shit, I totally linked to the wrong post

Someone linked to his Flickr, and I stumbled upon a picture of him. He looks exactly how one would expect someone that has fake girlfriends to look like.

[Shadow Mod]

A thread with the title "show off your SO" has fake as fuck posts in it.

Surprise.

[Michael Moaner]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108134976&postcount=1203

oh shit, I totally linked to the wrong post

Someone linked to his Flickr, and I stumbled upon a picture of him. He looks exactly how one would expect someone that has fake girlfriends to look like.

 

[benjipwns]

On another forum ages ago there was a thread where one guy was posting random groups of girls and saying he banged the hottest one in the picture without fail. (Like if there was an average girl, a fat girl and Kate Upton lookalike you'd know which one he "banged.") But the better one in that same thread was probably the guy who was found to be posting two separate similar looking girls as if they were one person who was his GF.

Lots of references to this were made:

[fizzel]

if your position on respect is that people don't receive it by default and must do something to earn it, GAF must be a real crushing disappointment for you

it's a pretty loathsome mindset in general, mostly floated by the kind of city wanker dickheads who i have to deal with every time i want to go play pinball (the only good pinball bar around here is right in the middle of financial district) as an excuse to be city wanker dickheads to anyone who they haven't shared a one grand lunch or semi conscious hooker with at some point.

You live in london right? so that's pretty much the mordor of financial districts. 

Devolution
Banned

Finally. It's safe to post on GAF for a while again.

[StealthFan]

brehs check out my luscious whorebag

**posts pic of Nicki Minaj**

[Shadow Mod]

On another forum ages ago there was a thread where one guy was posting random groups of girls and saying he banged the hottest one in the picture without fail. (Like if there was an average girl, a fat girl and Kate Upton lookalike you'd know which one he "banged.") But the better one in that same thread was probably the guy who was found to be posting two separate similar looking girls as if they were one person who was his GF.

Lots of references to this were made:

Walter White is in that episode.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108134976&postcount=1203

oh shit, I totally linked to the wrong post

Someone linked to his Flickr, and I stumbled upon a picture of him. He looks exactly how one would expect someone that has fake girlfriends to look like.

(Image removed from quote.)

 

He should've found a tumblr girl in the 5 to 6 range instead. Would've been more believable.

[StealthFan]

more like the 3 or 4

Even then, she'll still fuck anyone willing. Have infidelity problems when your girl looks like a troll, brehs.

[Takao]

Man has glasses, and all, but I suggest he gets a new prescription if he thinks this girl is from Japan:

kind of nsfw

[close]

She couldn't be more Latina if she tried ...






and that's 100% fine with me 

[Atramental]

more like the 3 or 4

Even then, she'll still fuck anyone willing. Have infidelity problems when your girl looks like a troll, brehs.

Holla atcha gurl! Whoop whoop!

[benjipwns]

she looks half-japanese to me. 

Goddamn. They do it to me every time.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=802248

  what 

[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=802248

  what 

 

[Rufus]

He has been claimed.

[Phoenix Dark]

Just uncovered Exodust's coli identity

I thought he told you ages ago.

diunx's 100% identity transparency on the Coli tho

[doctavius bonbon]

Why do people try to keep their Coli and Bore/GAF identities separate?

to remain incacnito

[Eel O'Brian]

  :deadpos

[Himu]

Why do people try to keep their Coli and Bore/GAF identities separate?

Those guys can be ruthless as goons over the smallest shit. They follow people's Facebook accounts and do creepy stalker shit. To them, the internet isn't for fun or for information but for fucking people up. It's REAL to them. Almost every day has some corny ass quarrel and people sniping at others. You don't want to be involved in that.

[fistfulofmetal]

I don't really care. I only post in the wrestling board.

[Himu]

I don't really care. I only post in the wrestling board.

Same. But you never know because TSC has a ton of wolves there. See how often they go after R=G there?

[Phoenix Dark]

Getting exposed at The Coli is serious shit. If you fuck up they'll take you out. Remember that one guy who got caught DMing trans chicks?

also DO NOT PM female Coli posters, they'll expose you.

[Himu]

Ahahahaha

[nachobro]

A thread with the title "show off your SO" has fake as fuck posts in it.

Surprise.

What kind of desperate loser has to post the person they are boning in there for applause from virgin GAF nerds?

Oh...Lore. Right.

[Momo]

You fuckwads are taking forums way too seriously

[Phoenix Dark]

Getting exposed at The Coli is serious shit. If you fuck up they'll take you out. Remember that one guy who got caught DMing trans chicks?

also DO NOT PM female Coli posters, they'll expose you.

Was that that Gunshi dude who is always advertising his 'cheeseburger site' in his sig ? It's funny because there are people that got 'exposed' on SOHH in like 2003 and that shit follows them around to this very day. Dudes making gifs of your hairline getting shoryuken'd off and your 'swag-o-meter' needle resting at zero. Nah, never that .

Smarten up..

Mogwai

my SOHH account was pretty reserved. I was a Nas stan but always had fair views on things, similar to how I am in the GAF hop thread.

[Himu]

On the contrary. The other people are. I just don't want to deal with it and just want to talk about wrestling. Funny that, about taking forums too seriously, from MOMO.

[king of the internet]

You fuckwads are taking forums way too seriously

Let he who is not also a fuckwad who takes forums way too seriously cast the first stone.

[Phoenix Dark]

You fuckwads are taking forums way too seriously

just wait until we expose your ties to pro apartheid groups
 

[Shaka Khan]

And furry ephebophilia.

[Momo]

You fuckwads are taking forums way too seriously

just wait until we expose your ties to pro apartheid groups
 

That was only one summer, and there was a girl involved

[Broseidon]

This Ukraine thread

[Kabouter]

This Ukraine thread

Kremlin can cut down on their propaganda budget given how many people there are promoting Russia's god-given right to arbitrarily invade and annex neighbouring states. I imagine Putin probably spends most of his days now looking at a map of Eurasia, trying to decide which country to take next.

[StealthFan]

thecoli is shit. You can also tell who I am pretty easily.

[StealthFan]

Yeah JBO is piff. That, The Arcadium and TSC will get views. Fuck the rest. TLR is try-hard bullshit full of try-hard superstars and the sports and rap forums are :flabbynsick

[nudemacusers]

i have a coli account that i never use but i did peek into the fashionz threads and they seem ok and not horrible.

everyone tho needs to get off of nike's nuts jfc

[Momo]

SpinDashing, pls take care of your folk 

It's kind of incredible the hate boner this site has for Florida. Lets use news articles to completely generalize a state. But lets not acknowledge the state when it's not Florida, especially when a lady kills 7 babies.

This site? Sorry but Florida is a running joke on 90 percent of the Internet by now.

90%? 100% of what you said is bullshit!
Don't care about the jokes, it's just weird to me that we need to point out something as trivial as location (particularly the state if it's in the US) when something terrible like this happens. If that lady who killed those 7 babies was in Florida, or the dude in California who got people to retweet a pic of his gun (saying that he'd shoot someone if he reached a certain amount of retweets) then there'd be a mass circle jerk about it being in Florida. Pretty silly. Anyway, I'm out.

Location:
Florida

[Tasty]

Just realized Devo suicide banned that jackoff that totally derailed the Sailor Moon thread.

FUCK

YES

Dude said some pretty stupid things in that MRA thread or whatever, too.

[Your Stalker]

the shadow mod's powers even work from beyond the grave 

[doctavius bonbon]

starting to think this shadow mod business is a real thing.

no regular poster can rack up such a body count.

[Steve Youngblood]

starting to think this shadow mod business is a real thing.

Don't believe everything you read in YouTube comments.

[doctavius bonbon]

starting to think this shadow mod business is a real thing.

Don't believe everything you read in YouTube comments.

hmm yase a shadow mod would require a surrogate.

i'm onto you youngblood

[Himu]

starting to think this shadow mod business is a real thing.

no regular poster can rack up such a body count.

You can do it when you're friends of mods.

[Tasty]

starting to think this shadow mod business is a real thing.

Don't believe everything you read in YouTube comments.

hmm yase a shadow mod would require a surrogate.

i'm onto you youngblood

The twist is that Devo is just a surrogate for someone else... someone even more extreme...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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[hampster]

Everyone knows steve is in the pocket of stlbore. Haven't you seen the pictures Shaka took