Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Your Stalker]

i saw that edit

[FStop7]

The Florida hate is because bitches are still salty over the 2000 elections 14 years later.

[hampster]

I've known Florida is bad news ever since Married With Children vacationed there. Poppy's by the Tree parts 1 and 2 brehs

[Phoenix Dark]

from the coli

  

[Momo]

god damn didnt even see the baby on her arm till the third take.

Looks like she's cradling a 2 litre bottle of soda

[Joe Molotov]

A black CEO, talk about unrealistic.

[nudemacusers]

from the coli
(Image removed from quote.)
  

dude looks like urkel in a suit

[Phoenix Dark]

I will say that comic came to life for me on a couple occasions, and I'd imagine Beezy ha similar experiences (he was a bigger mark than me). Chicks who didn't fuck with me at all in HS all of a sudden tried to jump on my dick, and it felt great initially before I realized what was going on.

[nudemacusers]

ceo of a small business specializing in bbc, cuckhold, and gay interracial porn referrals does not count.

[Phoenix Dark]

You shouldn't drink anything at night outside of water.

[StealthFan]

Is that baby wearing a prison jumpsuit?

[nudemacusers]

Is that baby wearing a prison jumpsuit?

how else is the reader supposed to know it's a baby boy?

[milchs evil twin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108293634&postcount=2

you have to be satan to hate both of these things

He's just sooo weird. I feel like I literally never agree with him on anything, and I always wonder whether it's him or me.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's him.

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[archie4208]

Why hasn't she changed her clothes in years? 

[Shadow Mod]

r/menrights is the worst

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108313530&postcount=120

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[king of the internet]

r/menrights is the worst

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108313530&postcount=120

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I've known some men (boys) who preach the dangers of the baby-crazed women who'll poke holes or whatever to steal your seed. I'm not saying it's never ever happened, but the people who talk that shit tend to be the people who no one would want to intentionally conceive with in the first place. I guess you can feel better about not getting action when you convince yourself that most women are coniving succubi.
 

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108323208&postcount=352

huh?

[hampster]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=802803

  pc brehs

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108323208&postcount=352

huh?

Tell him he forgot the part where she actually has some other dude's seed in her that he (the nice guy) gets to raise.

[Steve Youngblood]

I never did have a paternity test done when my son was born. What do you think the odds that he's actually mine? On the one hand, I trust my wife completely. On the other, she is a woman. It's probably a coin flip.

[Shadow Mod]

I never did have a paternity test done when my son was born. What do you think the odds that he's actually mine? On the one hand, I trust my wife completely. On the other, she is a woman. It's probably a coin flip.

She's so clever she made sure to sleep with alpha bros with the same hair and eye coloring as you. Never underestimate our cunning.

[octopushover]

I never did have a paternity test done when my son was born. What do you think the odds that he's actually mine? On the one hand, I trust my wife completely. On the other, she is a woman. It's probably a coin flip.

A coin flip is pretty conservative. I'd say it's more like a dice roll. After all, the head of the penis is curved underneath in order to scoop other men's semen out of a voaisdhosiadhosiadsaifdpifjdspfijd

[Steve Youngblood]

I never did have a paternity test done when my son was born. What do you think the odds that he's actually mine? On the one hand, I trust my wife completely. On the other, she is a woman. It's probably a coin flip.

She's so clever she made sure to sleep with alpha bros with the same hair and eye coloring as you. Never underestimate our cunning.

Wait, hold on one second. Are you implying I'm not an alpha!? Everything I've ever believed is a lie.

[Shadow Mod]

Wait, hold on one second. Are you implying I'm not an alpha!? Everything I've ever believed is a lie.

Someone should troll with this, it's pretty accurate from what I've seen.

[Phoenix Dark]

Guess I'll have to take Devo's role in that thread. Fucking nerds.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108331665&postcount=356

 

[Phoenix Dark]

I literally laughed out loud

[king of the internet]

I never did have a paternity test done when my son was born. What do you think the odds that he's actually mine? On the one hand, I trust my wife completely. On the other, she is a woman. It's probably a coin flip.

It was probably your condom that she poked holes in, don't worry about it.

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108331665&postcount=356

 

lol friends and sexual partners

[Phoenix Dark]

How weird would being friends with 2014 Evilore be? Like, what would you even do together?

[Tasty]

How weird would being friends with 2014 Evilore be? Like, what would you even do together?

"OK, sh-sh-shou-sh-sh-shoul-shou-sh-"

"Shhh..."

[nudemacusers]

we can all wear our $3,000 suits together?! 

[Tasty]

we can all wear our $3,000 suits together?! 

I'd prefer if you left yours in a crumpled pile on the floor 

[nudemacusers]

i don't care how many throbbing bbcs your throw at me i will never put my fine woolens on the floor

[Rahxephon91]

Wait, hold on one second. Are you implying I'm not an alpha!? Everything I've ever believed is a lie.

Someone should troll with this, it's pretty accurate from what I've seen.

(Image removed from quote.)

No, I may be a nice guy.

[Tasty]

i don't care how many throbbing bbcs your throw at me i will never put my fine woolens on the floor

OK, keep em on. It's hotter that way anyhow.

[Phoenix Dark]

Devo what are your thoughts on men holding doors open for women, letting them enter first, etc. I was raised to do the stuff as a courtesy and still do; I also treat elderly people similarly.

I don't consider it being a nice guy, it's just being courteous I guess. Dunno.

My mom also said I need to be the head of the house hold tho

[nudemacusers]

i think the door thing is only corny if you're a... nice guy about it. tripping over yourself to hold it for the first lovely that crosses your path. a smarter nice guy would hold it for the person before her, thus demonstrating value indirectly 

Nudemacuser gonna be the first heterosexual victim of gaybashing in Montana one day

my silver shoes survived north dakota. nothing can harm me here

[Pickles the Firecat]

I hold the door for people behind me all the the time. But not waiting there to greet them or some stupid bullshit, it's just nice. If it's friends and I'm the guy who opened the door, sometimes I keep it open while I let them all out/in before closing it myself. There's being nice, and there's going out of your way, though. Like if the bitch as far away.

Nothing worse than that grey area where you already held the door open for one person and the next person is like two seconds behind them. Do you keep it open? Should they hustle up? Why the fuck did I hold the door for some stranger anyway? Who the hell decided Ted Baker should close at 8 PM on a Sunday when the rest of the mall closes at 9? I wouldn't even fucking be here right now if that hadn't happened.

[Rahxephon91]

I just hold the door for anyone closely behind me. It's not a matter of even being nice.

[nudemacusers]

I hold the door for people behind me all the the time. But not waiting there to greet them or some stupid bullshit, it's just nice. If it's friends and I'm the guy who opened the door, sometimes I keep it open while I let them all out/in before closing it myself. There's being nice, and there's going out of your way, though. Like if the bitch as far away.

Nothing worse than that grey area where you already held the door open for one person and the next person is like two seconds behind them. Do you keep it open? Should they hustle up? Why the fuck did I hold the door for some stranger anyway? Who the hell decided Ted Baker should close at 8 PM on a Sunday when the rest of the mall closes at 9? I wouldn't even fucking be here right now if that hadn't happened.

i give a man nod to the first bro of a particular age (ie, my peer group or older) that comes, and gently release my hold on the door while maintaining eye contact. this is an effective method of torch-passing, and applies a passive pressure on the bro in question to assume the duties of maintaining social order.

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=802872

The Halo tears are gonna come.

[nudemacusers]

i didn't know halo had a composer

[Rahxephon91]

Oh come on! Halo has that one Celtic sounding song.

Either way, pretty surprising that they fired him.

[nudemacusers]

i thought about subtle trolling the halo thread but kittens has already done it. gg breh.

[Tasty]

Any woman who wants to get laid more and whose looks are above a 5/10 has only herself to blame, real talk. No decent-looking woman really needs to be sexually frustrated in the year 2014.

The same is true for guys as well.

[nudemacusers]

the conspiracies in that thread

[davepoobond]

coat hangers for everyone

[Rahxephon91]

Yeah I don't understand the love for Halo's story. Seeing or reading anything about it's back story is almost yawn inducing. I also just find what the Halos are to be really dumb.

[StealthFan]

I remember in early 2009 when I had to leave my childhood home because the rent couldn't be paid anymore. A former roommate left their obese, ill tempered cat at my house. Little shit cost food money for like six months, and I didn't have a car and couldn't feed it anymore. I turned off the lights in my bathroom and dunked the cat into the tub to drown it. I had wrapped it in a black trash bag. I sat there, feeling the cat fight and writhe violently, and it got to the point where I couldn't take anymore. I stopped, got up and left the bathroom. The wailing of the cat was awful, really traumatizing shit, and I could hear it fighting its way out of the trash bag. After 15 minutes she was successful and finally entered the hallway where I could see her. Her hair was dampened all the way down and she looked like she'd been through hell. That final week she was a lot nicer to be around. As I was driven away from the house I let her out at an alleyway and she ran off. She's probably dead now, honestly. She'd be over 11 years old now, plus she was obese because of her idiot owner before me PLUS she was ill tempered. Incredibly unfriendly cat, no matter how nice anyone was to her. Nobody took her in.

Anyways, this thread brought this story on http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=802860

[Tasty]

Any woman who wants to get laid more and whose looks are above a 5/10 has only herself to blame, real talk. No decent-looking woman really needs to be sexually frustrated in the year 2014.

The same is true for guys as well.

Let's not pretend it's the same. Come on now.

It's not the same, but it is the truth. In both cases it depends on how low you're willing to lower your standards.

[archnemesis]

I had a good friend when I was in my early twenties who always tried to hook up with girls he thought looked average. He never even flirted with the hotties. The dude had more sex than the rest of us combined.

[Momo]

mods help

bork pls

[Shadow Mod]

Devo what are your thoughts on men holding doors open for women, letting them enter first, etc. I was raised to do the stuff as a courtesy and still do; I also treat elderly people similarly.

I don't consider it being a nice guy, it's just being courteous I guess. Dunno.

My mom also said I need to be the head of the house hold tho

A person should be holding the door open for everybody. That being said some people do make a show of it which is really weird. Also you don't need to hold it open and gesture they go in first unless they're like holding a bunch of shit or something.

[Shadow Mod]

I like the people going insane saying "fuck you bungie", bungie is at an end, they won't purchase the game yadda yadda. That thread is a riot. What a bunch of tools.

[Positive Touch]

I remember in early 2009 when I had to leave my childhood home because the rent couldn't be paid anymore. A former roommate left their obese, ill tempered cat at my house. Little shit cost food money for like six months, and I didn't have a car and couldn't feed it anymore. I turned off the lights in my bathroom and dunked the cat into the tub to drown it. I had wrapped it in a black trash bag. I sat there, feeling the cat fight and writhe violently, and it got to the point where I couldn't take anymore. I stopped, got up and left the bathroom. The wailing of the cat was awful, really traumatizing shit, and I could hear it fighting its way out of the trash bag. After 15 minutes she was successful and finally entered the hallway where I could see her. Her hair was dampened all the way down and she looked like she'd been through hell. That final week she was a lot nicer to be around. As I was driven away from the house I let her out at an alleyway and she ran off. She's probably dead now, honestly. She'd be over 11 years old now, plus she was obese because of her idiot owner before me PLUS she was ill tempered. Incredibly unfriendly cat, no matter how nice anyone was to her. Nobody took her in.

Anyways, this thread brought this story on http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=802860

  your life

why didnt you just throw the damn cat outside in the first place

[Shadow Mod]

I don't understand sexual frustration in an era in which it's one of the easiest to get laid.

It only makes sense to me if standards are set too high for a particular individual.

I say this because I know total slobs who manage to get poon.

[Momo]

Which bungie thread?

[Shadow Mod]

Which bungie thread?

The Marty fired one.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=802872

[Momo]

Thanks, brb laughing