Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[brob]

Day 1 Charlotte Corday DLC. Everyone cheers as they pay $90 to play iteration x of middling ubi franchise.

[benjipwns]

You can't have Desmond go back into the mind of a female ancestor because he'll just play with her tits instead of doing whatever it is your supposed to be doing in those games.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

It seems ridiculous that thuway isn't permabanned.  How many times has GAF been burned by "industry insiders" who are just making shit up based on educated guesses?  Then when it is a matter of when not if they get exposed, gaffers are somehow shocked, as if the track record of these industry insiders isn't laughably terrible at best.  Maybe it's the fact that it has been about 10 years since Johnny Nightfraud and GAF still hasn't learned its lesson regarding these deadbeats that has left me shaking my head.  If I had more spare time, I might make a thread commemorating GAF's "industry insiders" throughout the years, starting off with Johnny Nightfraud and ending in thuway, including making flashy megathread style posts where we can sit back and laugh at these once celebrated insiders and how laughably wrong they really were, if only for the slim chance that the GAF proles will think for a second before taking these people's word as gospel.

[Shadow Mod]

They wont. Even after Mort got exposed you had dumbfucks defending his nonsense. Then GAF is all "why we get no invites to E3 doe."

Plus the number 1 fake insider for years is a mod.

[king of the internet]

You can't have Desmond go back into the mind of a female ancestor because he'll just play with her tits instead of doing whatever it is your supposed to be doing in those games.

That actually sounds like a million+ seller right there.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

It seems ridiculous that thuway isn't permabanned.  How many times has GAF been burned by "industry insiders" who are just making shit up based on educated guesses?  Then when it is a matter of when not if they get exposed, gaffers are somehow shocked, as if the track record of these industry insiders isn't laughably terrible at best.  Maybe it's the fact that it has been about 10 years since Johnny Nightfraud and GAF still hasn't learned its lesson regarding these deadbeats that has left me shaking my head.  If I had more spare time, I might make a thread commemorating GAF's "industry insiders" throughout the years, starting off with Johnny Nightfraud and ending in thuway, including making flashy megathread style posts where we can sit back and laugh at these once celebrated insiders and how laughably wrong they really were, if only for the slim chance that the GAF proles will think for a second before taking these people's word as gospel.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=74818

I can't believe it's been almost a decade

[TVC15]

I totally forgot about Johnny Nighttrain.

[benjipwns]

Well, at least everyone learned their lesson for the next Nintendo console.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

It seems ridiculous that thuway isn't permabanned.  How many times has GAF been burned by "industry insiders" who are just making shit up based on educated guesses?  Then when it is a matter of when not if they get exposed, gaffers are somehow shocked, as if the track record of these industry insiders isn't laughably terrible at best.  Maybe it's the fact that it has been about 10 years since Johnny Nightfraud and GAF still hasn't learned its lesson regarding these deadbeats that has left me shaking my head.  If I had more spare time, I might make a thread commemorating GAF's "industry insiders" throughout the years, starting off with Johnny Nightfraud and ending in thuway, including making flashy megathread style posts where we can sit back and laugh at these once celebrated insiders and how laughably wrong they really were, if only for the slim chance that the GAF proles will think for a second before taking these people's word as gospel.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=74818

I can't believe it's been almost a decade

A classic thread.  It even has the Nightfraud creepy baby pictures:

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[StealthFan]

I remember Johnny Nighttrain.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2375116&postcount=23

haha past 

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2375116&postcount=23

haha past 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=835856

No Aisha no.

:::

[Shadow Mod]

Mods are deleting the especially dumb posts. lol.

[etiolate]

she's a boring bro gamer

[Superstar]

Who is that? The presenter for ubisoft from what I gather? I think he qualifies as a Ubisoft mouthpiece.  Not that gaf will have the balls to stop that.

Edit
Girl, it's a girl

[Shadow Mod]

Who is that? The presenter for ubisoft from what I gather? I think he qualifies as a Ubisoft mouthpiece.  Not that gaf will have the balls to stop that.

Edit
Girl, it's a girl

 

[TVC15]

That's the account that was banned as fake Aisha Tyler, I think.  I guess she must've been legit.

[Shadow Mod]

No. Imposter was banned then she was given the account name. Dude you're a mod how you not know dis.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

great, now GAF has another pseudo-celebrity to slobber on

LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[TVC15]

Yeah, that was just posted in the mod forum.  It's pretty cool.

[Brehvolution]

  Drinky's avatar url from that thread

[TVC15]

Man, I don't even remember anything from 2005.  I think my brain's been fried.

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116027072&postcount=466

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=116027420&postcount=488

 

[TVC15]

That 2005 thread is so good.  So many old classic posters in it.  And it's clearly from soon after demi was banned.

[Shaka Khan]

Thuway seems like the type of spinless dweeb esch could easily take out.

[TVC15]

Huh, demi wasn't banned until 2006.  If I ever step down, my last request will be to free demi.

[Tasty]

Thuway seems like the type of spinless dweeb esch could easily take out.

Esch prefers to take out dweebs with a lighter complexion

[Steve Youngblood]

Yeah, that was just posted in the mod forum.  It's pretty cool.

The fake Aisha Tyler account was registered by someone who is nothing if not dedicated to this. The same person also registered Feminist Frequency, Jessica Nigri, and ReggieNOA. Probably others as well.

[Tasty]

Thuway seems like the type of spinless dweeb esch could easily take out.

Esch prefers to take out dweebs with a lighter complexion (Image removed from quote.)

The proper smiley for that is (Image removed from quote.) and he's also pretty much your shade (Image removed from quote.)

Damnit I went back 4 pages in Atra's post history searching for the right one.

[fistfulofmetal]

Thuway seems like the type of spinless dweeb esch could easily take out.

Esch prefers to take out dweebs with a lighter complexion (Image removed from quote.)

The proper smiley for that is (Image removed from quote.) and he's also pretty much your shade (Image removed from quote.)

wait is this supposed to a white jordan? because i thought he was gold

[octopushover]

someone needs to ask what it's like having an account on a site where so many people hate women AND black people

[TVC15]

They'd just get banned again and I probably wouldn't be a mod.

[Tasty]

Why was demi banned in the first place?

I mean, if Huelen can get unbanned, why not demi.

[TVC15]

It doesn't say in the ban record what post exactly triggered the ban, but I believe he was permed because of chronic recidivism in regard to his behavior.

[Tasty]

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

wasn't it for calling blacace a racist or something dumb like that?

[TVC15]

Oooo, that sounds about right.

[StealthFan]

wait is this supposed to a white jordan? because i thought he was gold

The original also has a double meaning of "no n199as" because on the coli MJ is seen by some as a 'coon' or 'tapdancer' who sucks up to whites. That MJ has blonde hair and blue eyes/is an inversion of the meme, so it means 'no cacs'


For example, we have a topic about what your favorite rap album is and you say "ohhh man the Marshall Mathers LP or My Beautiful Twisted Dark Fantasy"

My response would be "(Image removed from quote.)"

I see the Kanye shade

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=835856

No Aisha no.

:::

"Why are you still being hired for Ubisoft conferences when most everyone thinks you're extremely awkward to be there?"

But I'd be banned. I don't think she's a bad girl, but I don't think she fits the "hosting E3 pressers."

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=74818

I can't believe it's been almost a decade

Why is teh Fraudtrain allowed to post his lies, but demi's love isn't accepted here?

FREE DEMI!!

Even 10 years ago, White Man wanted Demi's cock.

Why don't you just let him in already, bro? 

[Himu]

FREE DEMI campaign

[TVC15]

What did you get banned for Himu?  You got banned on purpose, right?  Martyred.

[milchs evil twin]

Whatever happened to Matlock?

[thisismyusername]

What did you get banned for Himu?  You got banned on purpose, right?  Martyred.

Calling Koshiba out with "SHOW US YOUR TITS ALREADY"

wasn't it for calling blacace a racist or something dumb like that?

But he is doe. I wouldn't have banned demi for that, I'dve made him an admin.

[Himu]

Whatever happened to Matlock?

Posts at SA last I saw.

[Himu]

Someone find that pic of Matlock in that pic with that one developer or game journo (Mark McDonald?). Would make amazing smilie material.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2375116&postcount=23

haha past 

haha lack of context. Wondering why Drinky was trolling/not banned/etc was a meme in of itself at the time.

[Himu]

What did you get banned for Himu?  You got banned on purpose, right?  Martyred.

oscar, firex, me, and some others left gaf because of their direction in november 2010. Like two-three months later I was reading some thread, and decided that fuck this, I'm going to kill this account, fuck this attention whore. Made sense at the time.

[Rahxephon91]

I'm sure Aisha is on ok person, but all her jokes feel forced. Yet thats true for all Ubi's hosts. I'm not saying Jole Mchale is a funny dude, but the they all just feel like Ubisoft gave them the decree to make simple "ho ho gamers" jokes and not be themselves. I'm not sure what the point of getting them if you can't just allow them to be casual as they host, which is clearly what Ubi wants.

[TVC15]

Aisha could give a Hitler speech and I wouldn't care as long as she was wearing those pants.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Someone find that pic of Matlock in that pic with that one developer or game journo (Mark McDonald?). Would make amazing smilie material.

You mean this one?

[Himu]

YES

I forgot what happened there. Didn't he ATTACK Mark?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

YES

I forgot what happened there. Didn't he ATTACK Mark?

I forget.  I just remember that picture.

[thisismyusername]

But he is doe. I wouldn't have banned demi for that, I'dve made him an admin.

Recount events without posting or describing them brehs

Blackace is a closet racist. I've stated my opinion in the past with him and bish. Bish generally will give you "rope to hang yourself with" in regards to pissing him off on his race (black). Blackace, if he even felt slighted about his race would ban you instantly.

[brob]

blackace prolly just has a healthy hatred for the white man.   

[TVC15]

Come on, demi, get in here and tell us what your last ban was for.

[TVC15]

For all we know, the incident of calling Blackface a racist may have been the catalyst for one of his many other bans.

[king of the internet]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=116049890#post116049890

 

[jakefromstatefarm]

That's still not describing or posting the event. Blackace does have pretty weird views on race though. We were having a discussion on slavery in gafhop and he started talking about this wierd American Irish slavery tangent and black - irish slavemaster crossbreeding or some shit

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=86506606&#post86506606
Also,  at those coldvein smileys.

[thisismyusername]

But he is doe. I wouldn't have banned demi for that, I'dve made him an admin.

Recount events without posting or describing them brehs

Blackace is a closet racist. I've stated my opinion in the past with him and bish. Bish generally will give you "rope to hang yourself with" in regards to pissing him off on his race (black). Blackace, if he even felt slighted about his race would ban you instantly.

How is that being a closet racist?

WhitePeopleAwkwardDancing.gif = not banned
Something "racist"/counter-profiling black/other races-people = banned

9/10 of the time it'd be bish or blackace doing the banning. Especially if it was toward blacks. Throw in Blackace "protecting" the black culture thread and basketball threads... places where the community can get away with murder when other members would've been banned instantly outside of those threads...

(To be fair, all the mods pull that last one)

He does have weird views on what offends him, but that doesn't make you a racist just sensitive.

He's a sensitive racist and I'm not really going to get into this because his no longer a mod nor does he post on GAF so I can't really care. He can be a racist elsewhere.