Author Topic: LGBTQIAHP thread for LGBTQIAHP people. Cis scum now allowed! (Read 137142 times)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #60 on:** April 14, 2013, 08:18:08 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 14, 2013, 07:59:46 PM

huh?

He has a small dick, does he have to spell out for you guys?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #61 on:** April 14, 2013, 08:20:09 PM »

Ya, but its big for a woman.

Himu · « **Reply #62 on:** April 14, 2013, 08:20:52 PM »

No, it isn't that. It has to do with how my body received testosterone. Which is why I have tree trunk legs, wide hips, and and C cup.

Huff · « **Reply #63 on:** April 14, 2013, 09:54:52 PM »

thats one way to look at it

Himu · « **Reply #64 on:** April 14, 2013, 10:08:56 PM »

My penis size is average. It is my testicles that's the problem.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #65 on:** April 15, 2013, 01:27:42 PM »

Why are you looking at men's balls in the locker room. I've spent hours in locker rooms over the years and have pretty much avoided seeing naked men by looking at the floor at all times.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #66 on:** April 15, 2013, 01:29:05 PM »

Looking at the floor seems to be a privilege of the receiver.

demi · « **Reply #67 on:** April 15, 2013, 01:41:53 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2013, 01:27:42 PM

Why are you looking at men's balls in the locker room. I've spent hours in locker rooms over the years and have pretty much avoided seeing naked men by looking at the floor at all times.

Himu · « **Reply #68 on:** April 15, 2013, 02:53:13 PM »

Quote from: The Business on April 15, 2013, 10:43:03 AM

I have small balls too, Himu. It's actually a genetic advantage: they are streamlined for aerodynamics and it's more difficult to injure them. Every time I'm at the gym and see some giant floppy balls in the locker room I just feel sorry for those unlucky bastards.

My balls suffer from a hypogonadism. So I can barely produce T. Thank God. :troll

Himu · « **Reply #69 on:** April 16, 2013, 06:40:25 PM »

Today sucks.

All I wanted today were bras and shoes.

I asked for help in the shoe section at Macy's and they looked at me like I was a freak. I ran out, embarrassed. I went to Dilliards and the same thing happened. All I wanted to do was have my shoe size measured in women's feet to see how off base my last measurements were and I received the most horrific look of disgust I've ever seen in my life.

Went to Lane Bryant, and they kicked me out. They said that because they were a women's store, they didn't want women to come in and think they were selling clothes to men to try on.

Dejected, I went to Penny's. Finally met someone willing to talk with me and help me try on shoes. I managed to try on and buy my first women's shoes today, some cute flats and some wedged gladiator sandals that I LooooooovvvVVVVVVVVeeeee. Her manager looked at me like what we were doing wasn't natural but I sucked it up and tried to not mind.

This is the most courageous thing I've ever done. Today took every bit of confidence and courage I had in my body and somehow I made it work. Trying to express feminity in a male body will give you the revulsion of practically everyone. But it is making me a more confident person in the process.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #70 on:** April 16, 2013, 06:42:40 PM »

Sorry about your bad experiences dude and congrats for not just running away.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #71 on:** April 16, 2013, 06:44:21 PM »

Sorry to hear that Himu. Do you have any female friends you could go with? Perhaps they could help and offer support if you get questioned.

Himu · « **Reply #72 on:** April 16, 2013, 06:45:45 PM »

I have female "friends" who say they're supportive but have not tried nor offered once to help me out on shopping trips so I am literally doing all this myself. In this case actions are definitely more powerful than words.

MCD · « **Reply #73 on:** April 16, 2013, 06:46:17 PM »

Are you going to these places randomly? Why not find shops that trans usually frequent?

Himu · « **Reply #74 on:** April 16, 2013, 06:47:51 PM »

Are you serious MCD? These ARE places trans people frequent. It isn't like there are stores that are called cheeseburgers WELCOME. There's cross dressing store in Houston, but I'm not interesting in cross dressing and that is usually creepy sex fetish claptrap.

MCD · « **Reply #75 on:** April 16, 2013, 06:55:43 PM »

I'm not familiar with cloth shops, I'm a nerd who only know electronic shit.

I was thinking of places where the employees are more understanding or perhaps they are trans themselves.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #76 on:** April 16, 2013, 07:52:18 PM »

I don't understand aren't you losing weight/doing paleo, why are you buying clothes now? Why not just wait?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #77 on:** April 16, 2013, 07:53:35 PM »

bras and shoes

Himu · « **Reply #78 on:** April 16, 2013, 08:00:37 PM »

Losing weight isn't going to change my shoe size and due to seasonal clothe shopping I will be buying new clothes anyways.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #79 on:** April 16, 2013, 08:01:48 PM »

I always assumed gaining/losing weight changes your feet size. Now I feel dumb

Himu · « **Reply #80 on:** April 16, 2013, 08:02:59 PM »

Either way, why wait? I have to get used to wearing and buying women's clothes. It makes literally zero sense to wait a year.

Squiddy · « **Reply #81 on:** April 16, 2013, 08:14:06 PM »

Good luck.
Us CISfolk are lucky to not be born in the wrong body.

Transphobes should go fuck themselves with a spiky horse cock dildo.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #82 on:** April 16, 2013, 08:24:43 PM »

So I'm assuming you want to present and start living as girl asap?

Himu · « **Reply #83 on:** April 16, 2013, 09:17:25 PM »

Fuck no. I'm not suicidal.

Doesn't stop me from buying girl clothes though.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #84 on:** April 16, 2013, 09:33:23 PM »

HAHAHA @ the businesses defense of small nuts.whatever helps you get thru the day I guess

himu you are awesome for sticking with this despite all the bs. keep it up; don't let those dirtbags get you down!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #85 on:** April 16, 2013, 10:30:34 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 16, 2013, 09:17:25 PM

Fuck no. I'm not suicidal.

Doesn't stop me from buying girl clothes though.

?

Himu · « **Reply #86 on:** April 16, 2013, 10:37:25 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2013, 10:30:34 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 16, 2013, 09:17:25 PM
Fuck no. I'm not suicidal.

Doesn't stop me from buying girl clothes though.
?

I'll more than likely be murdered.

http://www.loop21.com/life/black-transgender-women-murder-rate

Himu · « **Reply #87 on:** April 22, 2013, 07:54:04 PM »

Junpei, how long does it take for you to gain a female sense of smell? It has been two weeks since starting E and I'm sure it is a placebo effect but everything I smell is pissing me off because it just smells outright bad and I can taste it as well. Gross. Like I smell gas from my car when pumping gas and I can taste it now. Even the air outside smells gross and it never bothered me before.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #88 on:** April 22, 2013, 08:51:20 PM »

Oh I don't really remember, I think it 2-3 months in? But I'm not really sure, 2 weeks seem a bit early to me, so I'mma go with placebo but did mention you have low T so it can be working pretty well.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #89 on:** April 22, 2013, 09:29:26 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 22, 2013, 07:54:04 PM

Junpei, how long does it take for you to gain a female sense of smell? It has been two weeks since starting E and I'm sure it is a placebo effect but everything I smell is pissing me off because it just smells outright bad and I can taste it as well. Gross. Like I smell gas from my car when pumping gas and I can taste it now. Even the air outside smells gross and it never bothered me before.

Welcome to womanhood.

It's only going to get shittier from here =D.

Himu · « **Reply #90 on:** April 22, 2013, 09:53:55 PM »

No way. Devo don't do this to me girl

Himu · « **Reply #91 on:** April 22, 2013, 10:40:41 PM »

Everything smells like shit. Today the best smelling thing I encountered were fucking gummi bears. Coworker bought some and they smelled delicious. No Joke. When the fuck did Gummi Bears start to smell delicious?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #92 on:** April 22, 2013, 10:52:45 PM »

Gummi Bears have always been delicious, not sure where you're coming from on this. :rudy

Himu · « **Reply #93 on:** April 22, 2013, 11:11:52 PM »

Not to me. They just smell like gummi bears to me.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #94 on:** April 22, 2013, 11:16:51 PM »

Quick, eat some cilantro! Maybe that's fixed.

Himu · « **Reply #95 on:** April 23, 2013, 01:26:40 AM »

I tried some of those gummi bears, and maybe they were fresh or whatever, but they were definitely good gummi bears. I'm not going to attribute heightened sense of smell and taste to hormones just yet as it is too soon, but this is what I'm dealing with now two-three weeks into Estrogen and over a month on Anti-Androgen.

- I am extremely emotional. It's not so much I'm irrational, but rather my emotions are at the forefront of every single thing I do and say. Just don't piss me off or I will probably be a bitch.

- Weight loss. I've lost 10 pounds, mostly in water weight, from spironolactone.

- Increase appetite. I feel like I'm pregnant. I'll eat a nice meal and get hungry about an hour later. Jesus Christ.

- Lower metabolism. I have more cravings but less ability to eat a full meal compared to before. Maybe it's not related to hormones and just the fact that I've been trying to eat less to lose weight.

Maybe most of this is psychological but either way, I'm feeling pretty good. Also, NO CILANTRO.

Himu · « **Reply #96 on:** April 23, 2013, 04:02:05 AM »

Well on week one I was even more emotional than usual. I've chilled since then. So it probably has nothing to do with hormones.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #97 on:** April 23, 2013, 04:38:56 AM »

Wait, is this legit about women smelling things differently or some bullshit? I have never heard of this before *goes to google*

uhhhh ... how would I even go about googling for this?

ok ok

Quote

Women's greater ability to detect odours and aromas could be linked to the oestrogen hormone, according to research.
A US study showed women of reproductive age are far better at identifying odours than men after repeated exposure to the source of the smell

whoa

do you smell me through the computer, devo? I didn't shower today as I didn't go out and spent all day in my apartment, I probably smell bad

Broseidon · « **Reply #98 on:** April 23, 2013, 12:45:21 PM »

Man, shaving your legs takes a fuckin age

Himu · « **Reply #99 on:** April 23, 2013, 12:54:39 PM »

No it doesn't.

Broseidon · « **Reply #100 on:** April 23, 2013, 01:11:54 PM »

Maybe it's just me then. Now I think about it I do do all kinds of shit slowly.

Himu · « **Reply #101 on:** April 23, 2013, 01:15:13 PM »

Get shaving cream and get in the tub. Use a razor and shave. Pretty easy. Shaving arms, chest, and back? now that takes effort.

Broseidon · « **Reply #102 on:** April 23, 2013, 01:16:38 PM »

I only have a shower :'(

But yeah, I just take forever doing stuff. Even my normal showers take 20/25 minutes.

Himu · « **Reply #103 on:** April 23, 2013, 01:18:43 PM »

Here's a good video on it

Do it after a shower. No place to put your legs?

Himu · « **Reply #104 on:** April 23, 2013, 01:21:24 PM »

SHAVED LEGS UNDER COOL SHEETS APPRECIATION POST

:krs

:babylawd

Rufus · « **Reply #105 on:** April 23, 2013, 02:08:05 PM »

Maybe you take so long because you've got a lot more hair to remove.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #106 on:** April 23, 2013, 02:33:38 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 23, 2013, 01:21:24 PM

SHAVED LEGS UNDER COOL SHEETS APPRECIATION POST

:krs :babylawd

you're tempting me

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #107 on:** April 23, 2013, 03:08:18 PM »

I don't even use shaving cream, I just get a razor that you can use in the shower that has a moisturizing strip.

Mandark · « **Reply #108 on:** April 23, 2013, 04:07:51 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 16, 2013, 09:17:25 PM

Fuck no. I'm not suicidal.

Doesn't stop me from buying girl clothes though.

Newsfeed.

Broseidon · « **Reply #109 on:** April 23, 2013, 04:46:21 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on April 23, 2013, 02:08:05 PM

Maybe you take so long because you've got a lot more hair to remove.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #110 on:** April 23, 2013, 04:56:50 PM »

I can remove most of my hair pretty fast, but shaving my anus takes forever.

MCD · « **Reply #111 on:** April 23, 2013, 05:28:40 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 23, 2013, 04:56:50 PM

I can remove most of my hair pretty fast, but shaving my anus takes forever.

spread them out, lube it with some dove for men and electric shave that beast

if all else fails then buy a smaller/pen-like shaver like the ones used for eyebrows

Himu · « **Reply #112 on:** April 23, 2013, 05:36:11 PM »

I hope to God the hormones work on my body hair. That's one of the biggest part of my dysphoria. Being a hairy man beast is disgusting.

Truth.

Himu · « **Reply #113 on:** April 23, 2013, 05:42:17 PM »

AUGH!!!! :sadbron

Raban · « **Reply #114 on:** April 23, 2013, 06:00:19 PM »

Quote from: The Business on April 23, 2013, 05:40:49 PM

There's lots of hairy women beasts too.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #115 on:** April 23, 2013, 06:23:02 PM »

Quote from: The Business on April 23, 2013, 05:40:49 PM

There's lots of hairy women beasts too.

They're usually Italian in origin

Positive Touch · « **Reply #116 on:** April 23, 2013, 07:17:04 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on April 23, 2013, 06:23:02 PM

Quote from: The Business on April 23, 2013, 05:40:49 PM
There's lots of hairy women beasts too.

They're usually Italian in origin

:wtb

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #117 on:** April 23, 2013, 07:23:16 PM »

Quote from: MCD on April 23, 2013, 05:28:40 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 23, 2013, 04:56:50 PM
I can remove most of my hair pretty fast, but shaving my anus takes forever.
spread them out, lube it with some dove for men and electric shave that beast

if all else fails then buy a smaller/pen-like shaver like the ones used for eyebrows

I know what I'm doing. I just don't get why it takes about ten times as long to do your own compared to doing someone else's.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #118 on:** April 23, 2013, 07:53:24 PM »

Man, women put up with so much shit. I'm afraid that at some point not only are women everywhere going to refuse to shave their legs and do other pointless time-consuming crap like that, but they are going to demand reparations for all the centuries living under the social expectation they will do that stuff

Rufus · « **Reply #119 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:06:34 PM »

I've scraped hair off my face for long enough to lessen the blow.

Quote from: Broseidon on April 23, 2013, 04:46:21 PM

Aw, don't fret. My legs look like this dude's:

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Shame my beard's not as thick though.

News:

Author Topic: LGBTQIAHP thread for LGBTQIAHP people. Cis scum now allowed! (Read 137142 times)