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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #420 on: November 04, 2013, 06:17:02 PM »
So only people you know are allowed to call you that?

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« Reply #421 on: November 04, 2013, 06:57:48 PM »
Watching Microsoft deploy the Nintendo Defense is just too depressing.

Eight years of Nintardism justified. :aah

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« Reply #422 on: November 04, 2013, 07:28:51 PM »
unless you are prepubescent nintardism is never justified.
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« Reply #423 on: November 04, 2013, 08:42:52 PM »
unless you are prepubescent nintardism is never justified.


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« Reply #424 on: November 08, 2013, 11:33:41 AM »

I wonder how much of this will be operational when a million people are storming their servers ???
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« Reply #425 on: November 08, 2013, 01:03:22 PM »

I wonder how much of this will be operational when a million people are storming their servers ???

 :lol

not bad and if it can keep that speed i will be content

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« Reply #426 on: November 08, 2013, 01:07:18 PM »
Can't wait for the comedy. When does this and ps4 drop?
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« Reply #427 on: November 08, 2013, 01:22:23 PM »
the interface looks neat if it fits your lifestyle



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« Last Edit: November 09, 2013, 01:07:34 AM by maxy »
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« Reply #429 on: November 09, 2013, 01:39:28 AM »
Marketing dept has to be pooping themselves. I wonder if they're tracking this cat down and sending the secret killcode to make the console self-destruct

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« Reply #430 on: November 09, 2013, 01:41:08 AM »
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Here are the display and sound options: Res 1080p or 720p, HDMI or DVI, Color Depth 24 30 or 36 Bits per pixel,TV RGB limited or PC RGB full

And now sound options, HDMI: Stereo uncompressed, 5.1 uncompressed, 7.1 uncompressed, DTS digital surround, Optical: StereoUnCom DTS Digital

He is back on his main twitter

https://twitter.com/Moonlightswami

btw,day one patch is 500MB,took him about 2 min to dl
« Last Edit: November 09, 2013, 01:55:55 AM by maxy »
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« Reply #431 on: November 09, 2013, 01:55:16 AM »
I see MS still has the "icons have 80% blank space" crap design mentality from Win 8.
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« Reply #432 on: November 09, 2013, 02:04:01 AM »
Digital game sizes:

Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag - 20GB
Battlefield 4 - Currently not on the marketplace
Call of Duty: Ghosts - 39GB
Crimson Dragon
Dead Rising 3 - 19GB
FIFA 14 - 8GB
Fighter Within
Forza Motorsport 5 - 31GB
Just Dance 2014 - 22GB
Killer Instinct - 2.4GB (Source)
Lego Marvel Super Heroes
Lococycle - 13GB
Madden NFL 25 - 12GB
NBA 2K14 - 43GB
NBA Live 14 - 9GB
Need for Speed: Rivals
Powerstar Golf
Ryse: Son of Rome - 34GB
Skylanders: Swap Force - 15GB
Xbox Fitness
Zoo Tycoon
Zumba: World Party - 24GB


Ghosts was playable after 50% installation,games auto install as soon disc is inserted
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #433 on: November 09, 2013, 02:55:47 AM »
Banned*
 :lol

His console only though,GT works

*not able to connect to XO XBL
« Last Edit: November 09, 2013, 03:29:57 AM by maxy »
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« Reply #434 on: November 09, 2013, 03:31:56 AM »
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Banned

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #435 on: November 09, 2013, 03:39:48 AM »
just saw that and

 :neogaf

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« Reply #436 on: November 09, 2013, 03:42:09 AM »
Good thing that he downloaded the update.I expect he will regain online access on November 22nd.Maybe even sooner if soon to explode bannedgate works.Probably not without NDA signup though.


Gaf has a nice summary(pictures)
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=89119582&postcount=1
« Last Edit: November 09, 2013, 03:51:44 AM by maxy »
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #437 on: November 09, 2013, 08:49:07 AM »
Banned for using the console he paid for gg MS! Can't believe people are still gonna support this POS company after all the clusterfucks and anti consumer shit this year.
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« Reply #440 on: November 09, 2013, 09:41:41 AM »
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Here are the display and sound options: Res 1080p or 720p, HDMI or DVI, Color Depth 24 30 or 36 Bits per pixel,TV RGB limited or PC RGB full

And now sound options, HDMI: Stereo uncompressed, 5.1 uncompressed, 7.1 uncompressed, DTS digital surround, Optical: StereoUnCom DTS Digital

He is back on his main twitter

https://twitter.com/Moonlightswami

btw,day one patch is 500MB,took him about 2 min to dl


Let's revisit this dl time on Nov 22
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #441 on: November 09, 2013, 11:45:08 AM »
CBG

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« Reply #442 on: November 09, 2013, 04:29:31 PM »
I prefer my operating systems to put up a little resistance, makes the eventual outcome much more satisfying.
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« Reply #443 on: November 09, 2013, 04:32:33 PM »
I prefer my operating systems to put up a little resistance, makes the eventual outcome much more satisfying.

This explains so much about your love of iOS7
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« Reply #444 on: November 09, 2013, 04:35:10 PM »
All that white space :drool
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« Reply #445 on: November 10, 2013, 04:49:27 AM »
Really excited about the Xbox One Live system. Looks fast and easy, which is exactly how I like my operating systems. I can't imagine PS4 comparing.

Xbone OS reservation is insane.

2 full CPU cores
10% of GPU time
3GB RAM
8GB Flash memory
Tons of audio processing power
+ who knows what else

Not to mention that there are like three OS there.

Xbone OS >WiiU ?
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« Reply #446 on: November 10, 2013, 05:13:10 AM »
Little update on banned gate

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Real name: André Weingarten
- Didn't have an Xbox One on pre-order at the beginning
- Got one after Target made some available online
- Four days later, he gets an Xbox One
- Went to a local Gamestop and got a copy of Ghosts
- Did his YouTube video and started his Twitter deal
- Got an email saying that his video had been pulled from YouTube
- Few hours later his console got banned as he was playing Ghosts
- Got called by Major Nelson and they talked things over
- Was more peeved about having his video taken down
- His console will be allowed to access Xbox LIVE before launch
- The copyright strike on his video will also be removed before launch
- He has been invited to attend Microsoft's Xbox One launch event
- Will be able to share more about his experiences with the console at a later date
- Is still able to play Ghosts offline
- Everything appears to be A OK between André and MS
- Target says that about 150 consoles were mailed out by accident

Kinda ironic that the first Xbone landed into arms of a pretty good xbot.I thought he was going to have sex with it.He loves the machine,has no clue what his TV res is,likes COD and thinks that XO version is much better than 360 one.

On the other hand first PS4 landed into this guy hands


He is planning to sell it for a profit.
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #447 on: November 10, 2013, 06:13:35 AM »
:lol
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« Reply #448 on: November 10, 2013, 09:56:56 AM »
http://www.theverge.com/2013/11/8/5080192/microsoft-ceo-candidate-stephen-elop-bing-xbox-rumors

What kind of company would allow their potential CEO to openly admit he'd sell the Xbox division the very month a new Xbox system drops on shelves?
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #449 on: November 10, 2013, 10:02:04 AM »
MS got it right eventually but the initial fuck up was so stupid, again. The stereotypical Xbot got an early console, jizzed all over the Internet with positive impressions that actually sound interesting/tempting...and MS shuts him down. He was doing better PR for the damn thing than MS has since the XB1's reveal.
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #450 on: November 10, 2013, 10:45:04 AM »
LMAO that second emote.  :lol

But yeah, Microsoft needs to fire their PR department. They could've pulled Live's next-gen servers if him being on it before they were ready was a problem but given it's up I'm thinking they're still doing some "beta testing" before launch in two weeks and that's why he got "banned."

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« Reply #451 on: November 10, 2013, 10:54:22 AM »
He is getting $100 from Target
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« Reply #452 on: November 10, 2013, 12:12:04 PM »
And everything went better than expected.

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« Reply #453 on: November 10, 2013, 12:15:38 PM »
LMAO that second emote.  :lol

But yeah, Microsoft needs to fire their PR department. They could've pulled Live's next-gen servers if him being on it before they were ready was a problem but given it's up I'm thinking they're still doing some "beta testing" before launch in two weeks and that's why he got "banned."

I think he was banned by Skynet,purely automated ban.Machine realized there was some unknown entity poking around the system...banned

The problem here is that Xbone is literally a brick without system update.But that will get sorted quickly after launch(update on discs/new consoles).


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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #454 on: November 10, 2013, 12:21:33 PM »
Look how strongly maxy is distancing himself from Balmer's BBC's nectar.

(As momma used to say: once a feg alway a feg)
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« Reply #455 on: November 10, 2013, 12:33:26 PM »
apparently the guy who got it early found video calibration tools built in to the system.  that's the coolest part of the xbox one.  I had to switch between star wars dvds, pixar blurays, wipeout hd, and the halo 3 bonus dvd to get video and audio squared on my new TV.

everything else sounded normal.  mandatory installs are worse than I expected, but most people install 360 games so w/e.  the one known example is call of duty that needed 50% installed (~20 minutes) to start.  since cod is something like 40 gigs it might be the worse case scenario.

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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #456 on: November 10, 2013, 12:45:43 PM »
Look how strongly maxy is distancing himself from Balmer's BBC's nectar.

(As momma used to say: once a feg alway a feg)

Balmer is done,hopefully new boss sells Xbox to more competent people(just hire the guy handling XO games).That should be easy...

Things like this happen like every 7-10 years,good time to laugh at various idiots.The real fun begins after launch though,can't wait to see sales results :hyper

I wish it was 2014 already :(


Tomorrow we should see some PS4 games in EU chartz
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #457 on: November 10, 2013, 10:11:13 PM »
Picked up Killzone from Gamestop today 

50/50 odds that reading the back of the box is the most fun I'll have with it

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« Reply #459 on: November 10, 2013, 11:46:46 PM »
" Just to note an important point in all of this, the user Moonlightswami has already installed the Xbox One ‘Day 1 patch’ which is thought to remove all previous DRM restrictions that Microsoft initially had in place."

AHAHHAHAHAHHA
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« Reply #460 on: November 10, 2013, 11:51:43 PM »
Hee hee hoo oh boy

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« Reply #461 on: November 11, 2013, 12:04:36 AM »
I wonder what happens to Xbox when new CEO Stephen Elop sells off the division, hmm
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #462 on: November 11, 2013, 12:14:24 AM »
I wonder what happens to Xbox when new CEO Stephen Elop sells off the division, hmm

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Earlier this week, investors drove Microsoft shares to their highest price since mid-2000, after Nomura Holdings Inc. analyst Rick Sherlund said the sale of Bing and Xbox, along with other moves, could lift fiscal 2015 earnings by 40 percent.

Wow.... Who would they sell it to? Activision? EA? Ubi?

Nintendo.
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« Reply #463 on: November 11, 2013, 12:15:00 AM »
We should take up a donation to buy it
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Re: Xbone thread of well.....sheeeeeit
« Reply #464 on: November 11, 2013, 12:16:15 AM »
Since Xbox and PS4 are both basically just PCs, Sony can buy Xbox One deadstock and sell them as PlayStation Minis :teehee

"PlayStation Mini: When 720p is good enough."
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« Reply #465 on: November 11, 2013, 12:24:43 AM »
OMG @ CBOAT reveal

Time to fire up the Sega Saturn

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Re: Xbone thread of I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you play that.
« Reply #466 on: November 11, 2013, 12:54:35 AM »
No more online pass guys!

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« Reply #467 on: November 11, 2013, 12:59:58 AM »
OMG @ CBOAT reveal

Time to fire up the Sega Saturn

Mind posting what you're referring to?
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« Reply #468 on: November 11, 2013, 01:00:54 AM »
I wonder what happens to Xbox when new CEO Stephen Elop sells off the division, hmm

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Earlier this week, investors drove Microsoft shares to their highest price since mid-2000, after Nomura Holdings Inc. analyst Rick Sherlund said the sale of Bing and Xbox, along with other moves, could lift fiscal 2015 earnings by 40 percent.

Wow.... Who would they sell it to? Activision? EA? Ubi?

Samsung.

And I repeat, which I asked last page: What kind of company would allow their potential CEO to openly admit he'd sell the Xbox division the very month a new Xbox system drops on shelves?
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Re: Xbone thread of I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you play that.
« Reply #469 on: November 11, 2013, 01:02:03 AM »
Link is five posts up.

Did elop actually say that? Wasn't it just some leaked rumor?

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« Reply #470 on: November 11, 2013, 01:03:09 AM »
OMG @ CBOAT reveal

Time to fire up the Sega Saturn

Link? Context? A-a-a-anything?
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Re: Xbone thread of I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you play that.
« Reply #471 on: November 11, 2013, 01:03:38 AM »
Link is five posts up.

Did elop actually say that? Wasn't it just some leaked rumor?

Ah yeah. Shares going up with that talk, haha.
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« Reply #473 on: November 11, 2013, 01:05:26 AM »
I wonder what happens to Xbox when new CEO Stephen Elop sells off the division, hmm

Nintendo buyout, the ultimate gamer cockblock. :rejoice

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Re: Xbone thread of I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you play that.
« Reply #476 on: November 11, 2013, 01:10:46 AM »
Me either. Which is why I'm so confused. Someone tell me the big deal from this poorly worded-is-it-even-English? esque reply.
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Re: Xbone thread of I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you play that.
« Reply #477 on: November 11, 2013, 01:12:51 AM »
Devs can easily disable offline play.
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« Reply #478 on: November 11, 2013, 01:25:07 AM »
Devs can easily disable offline play.


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Re: Xbone thread of I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you play that.
« Reply #479 on: November 11, 2013, 02:19:56 AM »
It's weird because I think Xboner has a pretty cool OS especially if you like to use media services. But it's apparently lacking in the hosepower.

So like a sensible and rational person that I so obviously am, I actually should wait a year to see if shit evens out in graphics vs. software features. I still doubt I'll ever use kinect for anything.