I got people at work telling me that ISIS wants to be recognized as the official Muslim state, the way the Vatican is an independent nation, and that doing so will turn every mosque in America into an embassy and that they would then send over ISIS fighters as diplomats and give them full diplomatic immunity.
I was like "Well, um ISIS isn't officially recognized as a country by anyone, so I wouldn't worry about it."
And they were like "Well yeah, but that's what they're trying to do!"
And I was like "oh okay"