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Shadow Mod

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Dude's mistake was not trying to go for sex everyday.

lmao you really don't know shit

Squiddy

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Dude's mistake was not trying to go for sex everyday.

lmao you really don't know shit

Why don't you teach me  :-*
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Cindi Mayweather

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Hahahaha both of them are awful and seriously need to unfuck themselves. Dude makes a spergy spreadsheet, she posts it on Reddit. Both are passive aggressive shitheads without any means of adult communication.  They're perfect for each other.
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That spreadsheet is great because of how much it reveals about both of them. One is a spergy nerd who pounds it too hard in bed and drinks too much and the other is a sweaty, gross cow who won't get off of Reddit or stop watching TV, and also drinks too much.

I think they're made for each other.

Shadow Mod

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Unfortunately if they divorce other people will be exposed to their awfulness.

Cindi Mayweather

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Reading the reddit thread and she's way worse. Haha Holy shit.
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huckleberry

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I will never understand why people would air dirty laundry like that on the internet especially with so many internet detectives out there.
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Squiddy

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Sounds like your average redditor.

Can't separate their private life from reddit.
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nudemacusers

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i have sex all the time*. am married. with kids. the idea of sexless marriage is amusing to me, i assume some people get in a marriage so they can more or less coast, I guess. I hear that alot from dudes around me (gettin married, don't need to dress up no mo, gettin married, don't have to work out as much, etc etc)


*with my wife (in case she is reading)
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Listen here you redneck phuck if Europe falls the us will fall and your days of sitting in your little poverty shack, making love to your sister, drinking moonshine with cleetus and bill wil be over.
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Lol calm down you haggis/shepard-pie eating pudgy little awkward inbred. Accept that UK belongs to Ethiopians and Pakistanis now. You mad that people prefer Chicken Tikka masala over your nasty boiled inbred disgusting food? Like I said, I'd take a delicious chicken shawarma over some gross shepard's pie made by some inbred looking goon who resembles Uncle Fester from the adam's family.

 :neogaf

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thanks for reminding me to lurk misc more.
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etiolate

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Listen here you redneck phuck if Europe falls the us will fall and your days of sitting in your little poverty shack, making love to your sister, drinking moonshine with cleetus and bill wil be over.
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Lol calm down you haggis/shepard-pie eating pudgy little awkward inbred. Accept that UK belongs to Ethiopians and Pakistanis now. You mad that people prefer Chicken Tikka masala over your nasty boiled inbred disgusting food? Like I said, I'd take a delicious chicken shawarma over some gross shepard's pie made by some inbred looking goon who resembles Uncle Fester from the adam's family.

 :neogaf

cac on cac crime  :brazilcry

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nudemacusers

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band together brehthren, if we destroy each other we leave room for the negro to take foot.
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Squiddy

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band together brehthren, if we destroy each other we leave room for the negro to take foot.

Ain't no cac brethren here, you've come to the wrong neighborhood.
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Atramental

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The browning of the US and the EU.  I guess I need to have a child with a Mexican woman so that he or she blends into the general US populace of 2040.  :anhuld :hans1

The whites had a good run.  :stahp

etiolate

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Real Question:

I assume most average racists can't tell the difference between a hispanic and a middle eastern Eschite.

But do you think the really skilled racists can? Like they got the discrimination down to a science? Like how Cotton Hill knew Hank's neighbor was Loation and not the Korean who took out his knees?

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Listen here you redneck phuck if Europe falls the us will fall and your days of sitting in your little poverty shack, making love to your sister, drinking moonshine with cleetus and bill wil be over.
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Lol calm down you haggis/shepard-pie eating pudgy little awkward inbred. Accept that UK belongs to Ethiopians and Pakistanis now. You mad that people prefer Chicken Tikka masala over your nasty boiled inbred disgusting food? Like I said, I'd take a delicious chicken shawarma over some gross shepard's pie made by some inbred looking goon who resembles Uncle Fester from the adam's family.

 :neogaf

well at least we all have inbreeding in common

nudemacusers

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Real Question:

I assume most average racists can't tell the difference between a hispanic and a middle eastern Eschite.

But do you think the really skilled racists can? Like they got the discrimination down to a science? Like how Cotton Hill knew Hank's neighbor was Loation and not the Korean who took out his knees?
i think so, the only people to have identified my mexican heritage have either asked me things in spanish, or have called me a spic/wetback/etc.  :-\ :'(
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Atramental

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Real Question:

I assume most average racists can't tell the difference between a hispanic and a middle eastern Eschite.

But do you think the really skilled racists can? Like they got the discrimination down to a science? Like how Cotton Hill knew Hank's neighbor was Loation and not the Korean who took out his knees?
A lot of Spaniards have Middle Eastern blood in them because of the Moor invasion.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2014, 03:16:47 PM by Atramental »

Dennis

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you colonize us, we immigrate to you and ruin your country :rejoice


jakefromstatefarm

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I always get The Addams Family and The Munsters mixed up  :goty2

brob

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Addams Family vs. Munsters: wealthy, isolated exceptionalism vs. working-class pressure to assimilate? Facets of immigrant nonconformity.

[insert appropriate coli emote here]

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recursivelyenumerable

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i don't really understand this thread, i do like red wine tho
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Atramental

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Malbecs are my fave.  :aah

Squiddy

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I don't drink alcohol, for why would I not wish to experience life fully cognizant?  :tophat
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recursivelyenumerable

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i can drunkpost with impeccable spelling and grammar
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StealthFan

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Fuck Israel.
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Cindi Mayweather

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« Last Edit: July 19, 2014, 05:44:37 PM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
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Cindi Mayweather

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I'm convinced there's a conspiracy. I can't find 2pac's I don't give a fuck on YouTube at all beyond instrumentals. What is going on?! :what
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that's an mc eiht song
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Cindi Mayweather

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That's a 2pac song. He trashes his record label and San Francisco police department at the end of the song. It was on 2pacalypse now. But that's it, that vine is that song.
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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=121726021#post121726021

Holy shit, this post  :heh

His soundcloud page with those hot garbage beats. :sabu I'm dying.

That's a 2pac song. He trashes his record label and San Francisco police department at the end of the song. It was on 2pacalypse now. But that's it, that vine is that song.
no the song you linked was an mc eiht song
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Cindi Mayweather

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I know. That was so weird!
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Brehvolution

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That thread title. :aah
©ZH

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=121726021#post121726021

Holy shit, this post  :heh

His soundcloud page with those hot garbage beats. :sabu I'm dying.

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

every single one sounds the same

Cindi Mayweather

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I'm convinced there's a conspiracy. I can't find 2pac's I don't give a fuck on YouTube at all beyond instrumentals. What is going on?! :what

People don't actually like 2pac's music, they (homosexuals/women) just like printing shirtless pictures of him and putting them on their wall* and/or idolizing him because he was a 'real nicca'

*PD

:yeshrug

You got me FURIOUS and if this were Coli I would NEG YOU.
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Cindi Mayweather

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I AM.

Hand on hip!
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Kara

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Big ups to Wrath for posting Desire and Ladyhawke.

benjipwns

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=121726021#post121726021

Holy shit, this post  :heh

His soundcloud page with those hot garbage beats. :sabu I'm dying.
My bass drums samples are all under 20hz and my hi hats are over 30k, that's how fucking futuristic they are. You aren't ready. None of you are ready for beats as fucking brutal as mine. They're fucking hilarious. I swear, they stink like your mums gusset. Fat like butter, spreadable like Dairylee. They are beyond reproach. Devious and ill-mannered. Imagine a thousand mosquitos simultaneously stinging your ear drums. Now imagine those mosquitos are doing that at over 200 bpm. That, my friends, is just the start. Now imagine your in the pits at a formula one race and there's a crash on the track and one of the super-softs bounces over the pit wall and hits you straight in the fucking gut, breaking 3 ribs and puncturing a lung, causing a 3-4 inch cut to your temple as you tumble to the ground holding on to your balls for dear life. Imagine that. That's about half as majestic as a single one of my dirty kick drum beats. My hi hats are at 2000bpm, my bass drums at 69.5bpm and the snare is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND because with shit this funky a snare drum would only be taking the piss. I use a fucking WACK clap sound I sampled from an old Casio PT-30 which I routinely feed through a Leslie Rotary speaker, back into a mic, out to a reverb chamber of over 1000sq ft, into the desk, back into the carpark, and then directly injected into the willing arseholes of over a million funky idiots who all hanker for rhythms unheard. They are not disappointed and nor should they be. My beats are heartbreakingly effective.

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Just noticed the typo in the title. Fix that shit!!

demi

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TRIGGER WARNING: Typos
fat

a brief red wine interlude before more neogaf shit-posting, just a little palate cleanser.

benjipwns

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Just noticed the typo in the title. Fix that shit!!
Yeah, it's Harcourt Fenton Mudd. And the Salt Vampire creature was a separate episode.

Squiddy

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Atramental

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I'm convinced there's a conspiracy. I can't find 2pac's I don't give a fuck on YouTube at all beyond instrumentals. What is going on?! :what

People don't actually like 2pac's music, they (homosexuals/women) just like printing shirtless pictures of him and putting them on their wall* and/or idolizing him because he was a 'real nicca'

*PD

:yeshrug


is this why holler if ya hear me is closing?

Kara

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Is this you, Atramental?

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/9301413/

Atra dished his Coli handle here awhile back.

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