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« Last Edit: July 19, 2014, 05:44:37 PM by Formerly Known As Himuro »

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I'm convinced there's a conspiracy. I can't find 2pac's I don't give a fuck on YouTube at all beyond instrumentals. What is going on?! :what

that's an mc eiht song
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That's a 2pac song. He trashes his record label and San Francisco police department at the end of the song. It was on 2pacalypse now. But that's it, that vine is that song.

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=121726021#post121726021

Holy shit, this post  :heh

His soundcloud page with those hot garbage beats. :sabu I'm dying.

That's a 2pac song. He trashes his record label and San Francisco police department at the end of the song. It was on 2pacalypse now. But that's it, that vine is that song.
no the song you linked was an mc eiht song
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I know. That was so weird!

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That thread title. :aah
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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=121726021#post121726021

Holy shit, this post  :heh

His soundcloud page with those hot garbage beats. :sabu I'm dying.

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

every single one sounds the same

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I'm convinced there's a conspiracy. I can't find 2pac's I don't give a fuck on YouTube at all beyond instrumentals. What is going on?! :what

People don't actually like 2pac's music, they (homosexuals/women) just like printing shirtless pictures of him and putting them on their wall* and/or idolizing him because he was a 'real nicca'

*PD

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I'm convinced there's a conspiracy. I can't find 2pac's I don't give a fuck on YouTube at all beyond instrumentals. What is going on?! :what

People don't actually like 2pac's music, they (homosexuals/women) just like printing shirtless pictures of him and putting them on their wall* and/or idolizing him because he was a 'real nicca'

*PD

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You got me FURIOUS and if this were Coli I would NEG YOU.

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u furious



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I AM.

Hand on hip!

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Big ups to Wrath for posting Desire and Ladyhawke.

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=121726021#post121726021

Holy shit, this post  :heh

His soundcloud page with those hot garbage beats. :sabu I'm dying.
My bass drums samples are all under 20hz and my hi hats are over 30k, that's how fucking futuristic they are. You aren't ready. None of you are ready for beats as fucking brutal as mine. They're fucking hilarious. I swear, they stink like your mums gusset. Fat like butter, spreadable like Dairylee. They are beyond reproach. Devious and ill-mannered. Imagine a thousand mosquitos simultaneously stinging your ear drums. Now imagine those mosquitos are doing that at over 200 bpm. That, my friends, is just the start. Now imagine your in the pits at a formula one race and there's a crash on the track and one of the super-softs bounces over the pit wall and hits you straight in the fucking gut, breaking 3 ribs and puncturing a lung, causing a 3-4 inch cut to your temple as you tumble to the ground holding on to your balls for dear life. Imagine that. That's about half as majestic as a single one of my dirty kick drum beats. My hi hats are at 2000bpm, my bass drums at 69.5bpm and the snare is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND because with shit this funky a snare drum would only be taking the piss. I use a fucking WACK clap sound I sampled from an old Casio PT-30 which I routinely feed through a Leslie Rotary speaker, back into a mic, out to a reverb chamber of over 1000sq ft, into the desk, back into the carpark, and then directly injected into the willing arseholes of over a million funky idiots who all hanker for rhythms unheard. They are not disappointed and nor should they be. My beats are heartbreakingly effective.
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Just noticed the typo in the title. Fix that shit!!

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TRIGGER WARNING: Typos
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a brief red wine interlude before more neogaf shit-posting, just a little palate cleanser.

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Just noticed the typo in the title. Fix that shit!!
Yeah, it's Harcourt Fenton Mudd. And the Salt Vampire creature was a separate episode.
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I'm convinced there's a conspiracy. I can't find 2pac's I don't give a fuck on YouTube at all beyond instrumentals. What is going on?! :what

People don't actually like 2pac's music, they (homosexuals/women) just like printing shirtless pictures of him and putting them on their wall* and/or idolizing him because he was a 'real nicca'

*PD

:yeshrug


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Is this you, Atramental?

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/9301413/

Atra dished his Coli handle here awhile back.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=121781113#post121781113

Why does Iran, which has the least tidy "CIA overthrew democratically elected leftist government for for oppressive thug to help corporations" story always get it?

The fucking Shah also supported nationalization of oil and most of Mossadeghs' other "leftist" reforms (and implemented a number of them after the coup, like land reforms, expanded rights, etc. until the later 1970s) and Mossadegh wasn't exactly "elected" considering he basically eliminated Parliament and assumed emergency powers prior to the "election" which didn't seat the Parliament, had been jailing opponents, etc. Nor was he even close to a socialist like say Allende.

Iran's last 150+ years have been struggles against outside powers (Ottomans/UK/US/Russia-USSR) and struggles between internal blocs (Islamists/Royalists/Democratic/Modernizers/Communists for a short period) with all sorts of oppression for everybody. The last Shah wasn't as rough as his father even. And the Islamic Revolution put him to shame pretty quickly.

The best part is the CIA had to "convince" the Shah to support the coup and the whole thing started over dispute of the amount of the British ownership of the oil and it wound up being more owned by a bunch of American and other foreign companies.  :lol

The real shitty Western intervention in Iran in my opinion has always been the one in 1941 even if it got rid of Reza Shah.
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Is this you, Atramental?

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/9301413/

Atra dished his Coli handle here awhile back.

given his prevalence to pretend to be a girl from tumblr, revealing his name on the bore, a site that coli knows of, it bad news. Don't fuck with those nerds, and don't reveal who you are on this site.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=121781113#post121781113

Why does Iran, which has the least tidy "CIA overthrew democratically elected leftist government for for oppressive thug to help corporations" story always get it?

The fucking Shah also supported nationalization of oil and most of Mossadeghs' other "leftist" reforms (and implemented a number of them after the coup, like land reforms, expanded rights, etc. until the later 1970s) and Mossadegh wasn't exactly "elected" considering he basically eliminated Parliament and assumed emergency powers prior to the "election" which didn't seat the Parliament, had been jailing opponents, etc. Nor was he even close to a socialist like say Allende.

Iran's last 150+ years have been struggles against outside powers (Ottomans/UK/US/Russia-USSR) and struggles between internal blocs (Islamists/Royalists/Democratic/Modernizers/Communists for a short period) with all sorts of oppression for everybody. The last Shah wasn't as rough as his father even. And the Islamic Revolution put him to shame pretty quickly.

The best part is the CIA had to "convince" the Shah to support the coup and the whole thing started over dispute of the amount of the British ownership of the oil and it wound up being more owned by a bunch of American and other foreign companies.  :lol

The real shitty Western intervention in Iran in my opinion has always been the one in 1941 even if it got rid of Reza Shah.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=121781113#post121781113

Why does Iran, which has the least tidy "CIA overthrew democratically elected leftist government for for oppressive thug to help corporations" story always get it?

The fucking Shah also supported nationalization of oil and most of Mossadeghs' other "leftist" reforms (and implemented a number of them after the coup, like land reforms, expanded rights, etc. until the later 1970s) and Mossadegh wasn't exactly "elected" considering he basically eliminated Parliament and assumed emergency powers prior to the "election" which didn't seat the Parliament, had been jailing opponents, etc. Nor was he even close to a socialist like say Allende.

Iran's last 150+ years have been struggles against outside powers (Ottomans/UK/US/Russia-USSR) and struggles between internal blocs (Islamists/Royalists/Democratic/Modernizers/Communists for a short period) with all sorts of oppression for everybody. The last Shah wasn't as rough as his father even. And the Islamic Revolution put him to shame pretty quickly.

The best part is the CIA had to "convince" the Shah to support the coup and the whole thing started over dispute of the amount of the British ownership of the oil and it wound up being more owned by a bunch of American and other foreign companies.  :lol

The real shitty Western intervention in Iran in my opinion has always been the one in 1941 even if it got rid of Reza Shah.

White people are terrible news at 11?!?!?

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White people are terrible news at 11?!?!?
Now you've done it.
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i actually read that entire post
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Why was ChrisDorner banned?
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Why was ChrisDorner banned?

probably for being a Sony feg.
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Why was ChrisDorner banned?
He shot like ten people and then hid in a cabin in the woods.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121823824&postcount=8

yet another example of internet communists being soft frauds 


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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121823824&postcount=8

yet another example of internet communists being soft frauds  (Image removed from quote.)

Easy to throw stones at glass houses when you have none of your own to call home.

@benji I like how APK whines about drive by posters but incessantly posts in a half-assed manner about serious subjects, likely from his phone as they are always full of obnoxious autofill errors. "moral enemies" "over through," quality posting, mate.

I think treating Mosaddegh as just another front in the Cold War is oversimplifying the larger anti-colonial struggle that took place in the predominantly Muslim parts of South Asia, Maghreb, and the Near East. He and Reza Shah had more in common with Mustafa Kemal in terms of vision for their nation-state than they did with Ali Shariati.

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I'm just going to say this: Marx didn't foresee Taco Bell and so the Communist movements never accounted for it. A Taco Bell didn't open in Russia until 1993.

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Or maybe he did, and it's in the unfinished book of Capital.
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I think treating Mosaddegh as just another front in the Cold War is oversimplifying the larger anti-colonial struggle that took place in the predominantly Muslim parts of South Asia, Maghreb, and the Near East. He and Reza Shah had more in common with Mustafa Kemal in terms of vision for their nation-state than they did with Ali Shariati.
Yeah, the nationalization of oil in Iran wasn't really a socialist ideological thing as much as it was a nebulous nationalist Iran should own its resources not more of these gorram foreigners type of deal. And the last Shah's and the "opposition" were more in agreement with modernization/secularization/Europeanization/etc. and deliberately trying to play all the powers off one another. Mosaddegh was basically trying to pull off his own little internal coup and the Brits used it to trick the CIA into intervening.

The Islamic Revolution rode to power on something similar (a kind of "independent Iran" platform) before going "hey remember when we said all that Islamic State/Rule by God's law stuff, we really did mean it brehs, shoulda read the fine print"

EDIT: A good example of Reza Shah's vision being similar to Ataturk was his demand that everyone stop calling it fucking Persia, it's Iran and has been for millenia dammit!
« Last Edit: July 20, 2014, 03:49:48 AM by benjipwns »
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http://www.thecoli.com/threads/males-eating-around-you-unappreciation-thread.232973/

Watched my best friend in high school eat a taco bell burrito in a car with me once and it was a horrible experience.


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She's over 30 and just had a baby man. That's life. Let her live.

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nah breh
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She's over 30 and just had a baby man. That's life. Let her live.

She'll lose the weight in time for her next movie or show. That's how things work in Hollywood.

That being said, non rich white chicks do tend to age poorly brehs. And you know I love milfs but it's true. The face starts going first. Meanwhile black don't crack until 40+ usually.
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She's over 30 and just had a baby man. That's life. Let her live.

She'll lose the weight in time for her next movie or show. That's how things work in Hollywood.

That being said, non rich white chicks do tend to age poorly brehs. And you know I love milfs but it's true. The face starts going first. Meanwhile black don't crack until 40+ usually.

Blasians age the absolute best I've found.
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She's over 30 and just had a baby man. That's life. Let her live.

She'll lose the weight in time for her next movie or show. That's how things work in Hollywood.

That being said, non rich white chicks do tend to age poorly brehs. And you know I love milfs but it's true. The face starts going first. Meanwhile black don't crack until 40+ usually.

Most non-rich white chicks age poorly because they fake bake frequently, eat like shit, drink lots of alcohol, and don't get enough sleep.

As I get into my 30s, I'm watching all of those above things for myself, like making sure I get a full eight hours of sleep, little or no alcohol, and eat a pretty strict diet.
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She's over 30 and just had a baby man. That's life. Let her live.

She'll lose the weight in time for her next movie or show. That's how things work in Hollywood.

That being said, non rich white chicks do tend to age poorly brehs. And you know I love milfs but it's true. The face starts going first. Meanwhile black don't crack until 40+ usually.

Most non-rich white chicks age poorly because they fake bake frequently, eat like shit, drink lots of alcohol, and don't get enough sleep.

As I get into my 30s, I'm watching all of those above things for myself, like making sure I get a full eight hours of sleep, little or no alcohol, and eat a pretty strict diet.

there's a bus grill with your name on it.

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I'll never understand why people ask for relationship advise on GAF. If everyone followed the advise they got by the majority they'd be single for their entire life.
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She's over 30 and just had a baby man. That's life. Let her live.

She'll lose the weight in time for her next movie or show. That's how things work in Hollywood.

That being said, non rich white chicks do tend to age poorly brehs. And you know I love milfs but it's true. The face starts going first. Meanwhile black don't crack until 40+ usually.

Most non-rich white chicks age poorly because they fake bake frequently, eat like shit, drink lots of alcohol, and don't get enough sleep.

As I get into my 30s, I'm watching all of those above things for myself, like making sure I get a full eight hours of sleep, little or no alcohol, and eat a pretty strict diet.

Exactly. I just don't get it. Especially now that 40 isn't really considered "old" anymore, beauty wise. You can still look great well into your 40s without being rich - all you have to do is treat your body decent. That tanning shit just guarantees wrinklles and bad skin/complexion.

I notice the younger folks at work drink ridiculous amounts of alcohol whereas our older colleagues barely drink at all. I drink some porter beer every few weeks but I could never drink that shit daily on a consistent basis. Just not worth it.
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She's over 30 and just had a baby man. That's life. Let her live.

She'll lose the weight in time for her next movie or show. That's how things work in Hollywood.

That being said, non rich white chicks do tend to age poorly brehs. And you know I love milfs but it's true. The face starts going first. Meanwhile black don't crack until 40+ usually.

Most non-rich white chicks age poorly because they fake bake frequently, eat like shit, drink lots of alcohol, and don't get enough sleep.

As I get into my 30s, I'm watching all of those above things for myself, like making sure I get a full eight hours of sleep, little or no alcohol, and eat a pretty strict diet.
living in north dakota for a couple of years, I can attest to this. tons of people thought I was years younger than my age. half of the 40-50 year old staff I worked with would smoke constantly, come to work hung over mondays and thursdays*, eat the garbage potluck food all the time, and self-tan like crazy, and never exercise. shit just ain't good for your body.

*seriously at a certain point in your life getting hammered in the middle of the week is just not a good look.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=858580

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...right in the middle of the relationship? And also she pulls it after you 2 have had sex a bunch

Context...So me and my gf have been together 7 months now (I'm 26, she is 23)...we had sex after 5th date and have been having sex pretty regularly (avg is about 3-4 times per week)

According to her, I am the best bf and best lover by far she has ever had.

She has 3 kids out of wedlock (1 has been adopted 16 when she had him and she pays child support for, the other lives with his dad most of the time, she has a 3 year old he lives with her)

Bc of child support, her paycheck are half the size of mine, so I pay for pretty much everything when we go out, and I recently paid for her glasses and contacts

I stay at her place like 5-6 nights a week, to help with her kid. On my days off I watch him too (it's difficult...he wears her completely out

So about a week and a half ago I notice she is coming home more tired and I don't think anything of it, bc she works a lot too. So I let her nap and just watch tv. I help around the house and clean a bit, so she doesn't have to. This goes on for about 4 days. On the 4th day I tell her I want her and I to shower together, she is fine with it and says yes...then about an hour after we get back to her place, she just takes a shower on her own...when she comes out she says "sorry I just really felt gross, but don't worry, I'm still gonna take a shower with you", so an hour later, I say I'm ready and she says "i don't feel like taking another shower, I'm sorry"

Day 5 rolls around, I tell her I want some lovin tonight after work, she says yes, then when the time comes, she says I need to talk to you about something and you will probably hate me for it...so she drops that bomb saying she feels guilty everytime we have sex (even when it's her idea), she says she wants to be a better person and that she loves God (she mentioned that she believed in God a few times, but since we were having sex, I figured she was one of those who doesn't follow the no sex before marriage, since it's so common), and that she sinned a lot in her younger days (did pills bad mostly weed), partied a lot (drank, blacked out, etc...), and she just doesn't want the world to end one day soon and go to hell for all the things she does...she does a lot of good things (helps out her family a ton, is nice to just about everyone, gives money to the homeless on the streets, etc...)

I see myself marrying her one day, so I begrudgingly accepted it, right now we do everything except intercourse and oral (as I just found out last night). She said she feels bad bc sex she felt was the only thing she had to offer me and counter everything I do for her (I also let her use my car, pay her cell phone bill, gas sometimes)


My question to Gaf is, has your significant other ever pulled this on you after you 2 have already had sex a bunch? And what did you?

Get married to religious extremists brehs
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She's over 30 and just had a baby man. That's life. Let her live.

She'll lose the weight in time for her next movie or show. That's how things work in Hollywood.

That being said, non rich white chicks do tend to age poorly brehs. And you know I love milfs but it's true. The face starts going first. Meanwhile black don't crack until 40+ usually.

Most non-rich white chicks age poorly because they fake bake frequently, eat like shit, drink lots of alcohol, and don't get enough sleep.

As I get into my 30s, I'm watching all of those above things for myself, like making sure I get a full eight hours of sleep, little or no alcohol, and eat a pretty strict diet.

You and those girls should add moisturizer on top of that list of things to do. You will age much better.

toku

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She's over 30 and just had a baby man. That's life. Let her live.

She'll lose the weight in time for her next movie or show. That's how things work in Hollywood.

That being said, non rich white chicks do tend to age poorly brehs. And you know I love milfs but it's true. The face starts going first. Meanwhile black don't crack until 40+ usually.

Most non-rich white chicks age poorly because they fake bake frequently, eat like shit, drink lots of alcohol, and don't get enough sleep.

As I get into my 30s, I'm watching all of those above things for myself, like making sure I get a full eight hours of sleep, little or no alcohol, and eat a pretty strict diet.

You and those girls should add moisturizer on top of that list of things to do. You will age much better.

Yep, always be mosturizing.