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Can't trust those garden hoes.

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Tell the world you got crabs instead of just google searching some shit.


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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121886275&postcount=86

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OP started off with the George Foreman Grill, an appliance I've seriously never really heard a complaint about.

nachobro

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George Foreman is a pretty awesome appliance for a lazy person such as myself.

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I don't like the Foreman because of what it does to my precious fat. Otherwise it is a top notch appliance.
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Griddler > Foreman Grill

But either way the counter top grill is the best thing to ever happen to lazy fucks. Now people of all motivation types can be uplifted out of the microwave ghetto.

Squiddy

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I like those heated sandwhich presses with a flat surface.
Makes for a much fancier lunch treat.
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Speaking of NFL season
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/throw-directtv-in-the-bushes-update-complete-new-method-in-op.140770/page-59#post-9304782

 :tocry

Actually it worked for me all season. Someone kept posting a new code every week, exclusively for the Coli, and I used that well into the playoffs.

This season I'm probably going to probably just buy the Sunday ticket.

btw we're going to run a fantasy league again this year brehs, so jackfromstatefarm and nachobro...make sure to get in on the action. I know our NFL thread isn't nearly as busy as the GAF one but it gets pretty damn fun during the season.
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I like those heated sandwhich presses with a flat surface.
Makes for a much fancier lunch treat.


fuck off

nachobro

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be careful with sunday ticket too. that shit was busted as fuck for half of last season. gonna wait til after the first week before i decide to get it.

Squiddy

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I like those heated sandwhich presses with a flat surface.
Makes for a much fancier lunch treat.


fuck off

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=858667

Ball bugs.

lawl

"Hey GAF, I got ticks all over my balls from going into the woods, whoops."

"Those are crabs, breh."

:lol Having a thread about bugs eating your junk backfire.  :lol

I wonder if he's posting anything in the gay thread about this...

His new tag though.  :lol :lol :lol
« Last Edit: July 20, 2014, 08:03:14 PM by thisismyusername »

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121886275&postcount=86

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OP started off with the George Foreman Grill, an appliance I've seriously never really heard a complaint about.

Foremans were fine in college before I really knew better, but nowadays I'd rather even brave the shitty NY weather to grill than use one of those. Getting rid of the fat = getting rid of the flavor, and when I tried to cook a steak on one of those it ended up tasting like leather.

Also I've heard some anti-Foreman people that teflon causes cancer  :hans1
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Teflon can be bad for small pets though, like birds.
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You can get cancer just walking outside your house these days dawg. No one is safe.

nachobro

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I wouldn't cook a steak on a Foreman but it's good for chicken breasts/thighs and burgers

Also I just like that I can toss some frozen shit on there and it'll be good to eat in a very short time, for when I forget to defrost meat ahead of time.

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I burned myself out on Foreman cooking in college. I'd come home from class, throw two chicken breasts on there, boil some mixed veggies, and sometimes make some mashed potatoes. That was life for more than a year...until I just snapped and sold the Foreman to a friend. I just couldn't do it anymore.
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Never used one tbh.

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I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's a perfect way to start the day.

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These dudes thinking you can get pubic lice out in the woods are killing me.

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These dudes thinking you can get pubic lice out in the woods are killing me.
Depends on who you're having sex with out there.

These dudes thinking you can get pubic lice out in the woods are killing me.
Depends on who you're having sex with out there.

I'm sick and tired of you blaming me for your pubic lice, benji!

Dennis

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Can't trust those garden hoes.

 :hitler



That whole thread is killing me  :lol


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She's over 30 and just had a baby man. That's life. Let her live.

She'll lose the weight in time for her next movie or show. That's how things work in Hollywood.

That being said, non rich white chicks do tend to age poorly brehs. And you know I love milfs but it's true. The face starts going first. Meanwhile black don't crack until 40+ usually.

Most non-rich white chicks age poorly because they fake bake frequently, eat like shit, drink lots of alcohol, and don't get enough sleep.

As I get into my 30s, I'm watching all of those above things for myself, like making sure I get a full eight hours of sleep, little or no alcohol, and eat a pretty strict diet.

You and those girls should add moisturizer on top of that list of things to do. You will age much better.

Do you recommend a starting point?  I wouldn't know where to begin.
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cetaphil, doesn't take much. I also use a charcoal scrub on my face in the shower  :-*
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devo still uh beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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She's over 30 and just had a baby man. That's life. Let her live.

She'll lose the weight in time for her next movie or show. That's how things work in Hollywood.

That being said, non rich white chicks do tend to age poorly brehs. And you know I love milfs but it's true. The face starts going first. Meanwhile black don't crack until 40+ usually.

Most non-rich white chicks age poorly because they fake bake frequently, eat like shit, drink lots of alcohol, and don't get enough sleep.

As I get into my 30s, I'm watching all of those above things for myself, like making sure I get a full eight hours of sleep, little or no alcohol, and eat a pretty strict diet.

You and those girls should add moisturizer on top of that list of things to do. You will age much better.

Do you recommend a starting point?  I wouldn't know where to begin.

Well i have a preference for cocoa butter lotions for obvious reasons. But I suggest going to the lotion aisle as Walmart or something and sample them. Sample feel, sample texture and thickness, sample smell. If you can't find something good, St Ive's and Cetaphil are good starting points.

A lot of people don't know the correct way to put lotion on though. After you take a shower, I suggest pat drying so you leave moisture and small beads of water on your body and skin. Then immediately apply lotion. It should be the first thing you do dryer drying off because your skin will be dry of the moisture from the shower within three minutes of showering, and putting the lotion on seals it, so your skin will stay healthy all day.

If you have problems with oily skin and zits, look into a lotion or ask an attendant for one that doesn't clog pores or something.
« Last Edit: July 20, 2014, 09:46:11 PM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
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nudemacusers

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yeah make sure to lotion right after a shower, that's something my cacwife taught me
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Esch

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:bow Cetaphil :bow2

toku

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Olay Complete with UV protection. Put that on your face every morning. You're welcome.

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I don't use any of that shit and I still look like young enough to be in highschool. My older siblings still look young too.
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my family eats like shit and still looks young  :obama
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pics tbh. nh pause-free since 2013.
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benji, I was catching up on my Monthly Review reading and guess what I happened to come across?



, right APK?

This book sounds p. good, if my life ever climbs out of its current nadir Imma gone pick it up. http://www.haymarketbooks.org/pb/Marx-on-Gender-and-the-Family

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Zuh zuh zuh zuh
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Dennis

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my family eats like shit and still looks young  :obama

Genetics > All

Trust me, I am a scientist.

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Getting a tan from both the sun or a tanning shop is probably the main factor to age quickly besides genetics, I don't believe skin care products help a lot unless you have some specific conditions. I guess darker skinned people have some protection gainst the sun, so it would make sense for them to age better plus they obviously don't stay extra long in the sun just to get a tan.
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OP 5 years later:

Squiddy

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Holy shit, that dude who's longing for the pussy also posted this in the dating thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=93913431&postcount=12449

Lmao, more shit:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=722011

« Last Edit: July 21, 2014, 10:54:18 AM by Squiddy »
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Even without evidence I can feel pretty okay with assuming someone willing to be in a situation like that is damaged or defective in their own ways.

Squiddy

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Quote
We start making out again, takes a little while to get fully hard, but none the less, I do it and put the condom on.

Now I'm in, I put it in, my motions were not consistent and I didn't really feel much the 1st min of thrusting, and while I'm thrusting, im kissing her all over (she still has her shirt on and when I tried to get under there to feel her up, she denies me)...oh well. So she starts moaning, now I'm feeling it. I feel like I'm taking for ever, so I try and finish quickly. I did, she asks if I came and when we talked about it afterward, she said my motions need to be more consistent and that I finished too fast (I probably could have kept going for another 5 minute atleast).

Consistent motions are important, people.
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Motion to dismiss pls

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Motion to dismiss pls

Sounds like the motion was already granted.
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Esch

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=121901512

:dead

Missing some key subliminals thrown at Jews though.  Something like 'only a few people from a few backgrounds'

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Ron Paul is real to me, damnit!
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121996513&postcount=211

Saw this on the shitpost twitter and almost threw up.

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=121973155

Game so good, it has mods and more universally loved users angry at each other :aah

TDM, why don't you just play on easy? Game is hard man.

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« Last Edit: July 21, 2014, 02:35:57 PM by Dennis »

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121936084&postcount=8885

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I didn't know they let casuals be mods.

You'd think from all his time spent creeping in the pic threads that he'd understand how resistances work.


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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121936084&postcount=8885

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I didn't know they let casuals be mods.

You'd think from all his time spent creeping in the pic threads that he'd understand how resistances work.

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TDM with the insensitive rape comment :snoop

He's been spending too much time here :wag
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Corrupting those sweet virgin ears.

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TDM is kind of right about some of the eurojank inconsistencies of the game. But hey, when a game's this fun you can't let sperglike rage over poor eurodevelopment rustle your jimmies. Just use the environment to cheat.