Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6009187 times)

benjipwns · « **Reply #32640 on:** May 24, 2015, 03:24:25 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1050996

I hope more people put in the effort that the OP does. And we get more answers like it and the first reply.

Side note: As much as I love Relationship of Command, it's the culmination of ATDI's prior work so it's hard to say it's ahead of its time. And it's hardly underrated by most music publications anyway. It's on like every great album list somewhere.

benjipwns · « **Reply #32641 on:** May 24, 2015, 03:29:52 AM »

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Everything to a Libertarian is either rape or slavery. But ironically, so many of them seem to be OK with actually legalizing real slavery or real rape in certain circumstances.

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Real slavery and real rape exist because they do.

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benjipwns · « **Reply #32642 on:** May 24, 2015, 04:24:37 AM »

Quote is like five years old too. I remember some GAFfer who couldn't understand it was part a hypothetical/slippery slope "question" and thought Paul was speaking literally about the PPACA.

Dax I think.

VomKriege · « **Reply #32643 on:** May 24, 2015, 05:42:34 AM »

On one hand gamers want their hobby to be accepted or even lauded.
On the other they can't cope with the consequences of "gaming" getting more mainstream like with mobile.

Sorry guys, but Xenogears will not even be a footnote in history.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #32644 on:** May 24, 2015, 10:24:45 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on May 24, 2015, 03:15:53 AM

"No, you can't have a Playstation 5, you haven't finished your PC Engine backlog yet! Go to your room!"

Rondo of Blood

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #32645 on:** May 24, 2015, 10:25:37 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on May 24, 2015, 08:39:06 AM

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OH MY DAMN

I'm stealing this

dap + rep

Kara · « **Reply #32646 on:** May 24, 2015, 12:11:15 PM »

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I couldn't fathom actively telling others not to experience a work of art themselves and form their own opinions.

Someone was like "not sure if Poe's law" itt but this is suuuuch a thing a philistine would say.

octopushover · « **Reply #32647 on:** May 24, 2015, 12:28:06 PM »

"Dare I say it... I'd like to The Order another one of these!"

Kara · « **Reply #32648 on:** May 24, 2015, 01:03:51 PM »

You can also talk about what you saw somewhere other than GAF.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #32649 on:** May 24, 2015, 01:19:12 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on May 24, 2015, 12:28:06 PM

"Dare I say it... I'd like to The Order another one of these!"

That might be the "good jon" of this generation.

tiesto · « **Reply #32650 on:** May 24, 2015, 01:53:55 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on May 24, 2015, 05:42:34 AM

On one hand gamers want their hobby to be accepted or even lauded.
On the other they can't cope with the consequences of "gaming" getting more mainstream like with mobile.

Sorry guys, but Xenogears will not even be a footnote in history.

Not all of us traditional gamers want mainstream acceptance for the hobby... I've seen commercial success harm tons of the more niche/obscue things I was interested in. And I think it's much more rewarding finding these interests on your own instead of being force-fed them by marketers who target people in blanket age/race/income/gender groups.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32651 on:** May 24, 2015, 04:35:32 PM »

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/13300533/

Kara · « **Reply #32652 on:** May 24, 2015, 04:49:17 PM »

I have a great tipping pays story from today, I think I'll start a thread at GAF about it. Blood 4 teh blood god.

tiesto · « **Reply #32653 on:** May 24, 2015, 08:45:30 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1050999 - one asshole writes a nasty letter to a black family living in the same town as him on south shore LI, according to GAF every single LIer is a racist asshole who lives there only because they want to get away from inner-city black people.

VomKriege · « **Reply #32654 on:** May 24, 2015, 09:03:06 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on May 24, 2015, 01:53:55 PM

Quote from: VomKriege on May 24, 2015, 05:42:34 AM
On one hand gamers want their hobby to be accepted or even lauded.
On the other they can't cope with the consequences of "gaming" getting more mainstream like with mobile.

Sorry guys, but Xenogears will not even be a footnote in history.

Not all of us traditional gamers want mainstream acceptance for the hobby... I've seen commercial success harm tons of the more niche/obscue things I was interested in. And I think it's much more rewarding finding these interests on your own instead of being force-fed them by marketers who target people in blanket age/race/income/gender groups.

Well #notallgamers obviously.

zomgee · « **Reply #32655 on:** May 24, 2015, 10:07:56 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on May 24, 2015, 08:45:30 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1050999 - one asshole writes a nasty letter to a black family living in the same town as him on south shore LI, according to GAF every single LIer is a racist asshole who lives there only because they want to get away from inner-city black people.

GAF only paints with broad strokes.

Yulwei · « **Reply #32656 on:** May 24, 2015, 11:21:40 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1051371

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #32657 on:** May 24, 2015, 11:23:40 PM »

And they only have crayons

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #32658 on:** May 25, 2015, 12:09:25 AM »

Quote from: zomgee on May 24, 2015, 10:07:56 PM

Quote from: tiesto on May 24, 2015, 08:45:30 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1050999 - one asshole writes a nasty letter to a black family living in the same town as him on south shore LI, according to GAF every single LIer is a racist asshole who lives there only because they want to get away from inner-city black people.

GAF only paints with broad strokes.

Yep. GAF autists require everything to be in neat little boxes; any shades of gray fries their brains.

VomKriege · « **Reply #32659 on:** May 25, 2015, 03:44:24 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165068529&postcount=199

Science, how does it work ?

Rufus · « **Reply #32660 on:** May 25, 2015, 04:54:27 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on May 25, 2015, 03:44:24 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165068529&postcount=199

Science, how does it work ?

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I can buy the idea that it is likely that humans developed a bias against dark animals because they tend to be a bigger risk of catching us by surprise.

Hm, let's ask around in Africa.

VomKriege · « **Reply #32661 on:** May 25, 2015, 05:25:33 AM »

Could explain black on black crime.

fizzel · « **Reply #32662 on:** May 25, 2015, 08:07:10 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on May 25, 2015, 04:54:27 AM

Quote from: VomKriege on May 25, 2015, 03:44:24 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165068529&postcount=199

Science, how does it work ?
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I can buy the idea that it is likely that humans developed a bias against dark animals because they tend to be a bigger risk of catching us by surprise.
Hm, let's ask around in Africa.

Kara · « **Reply #32663 on:** May 25, 2015, 10:04:43 AM »

Biotruths.

zomgee · « **Reply #32664 on:** May 25, 2015, 10:55:43 AM »

I never imagined that the intricacies of evolution and human behavior would be explained to me on NEOGAF, the video game web site.

With such delicious condescension, too.

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zomgee · « **Reply #32665 on:** May 25, 2015, 10:58:45 AM »

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #32666 on:** May 25, 2015, 02:53:24 PM »

Terrisus no likey: Pt. 320213423094

StealthFan · « **Reply #32667 on:** May 25, 2015, 02:54:23 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1051575

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #32668 on:** May 25, 2015, 02:58:23 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on May 25, 2015, 02:54:23 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1051575

"JURASSIC PARK meets BLACK HAWK DOWN
brought to you by TUROK's senior designer."

That's the worst sales pitch I've heard in my life

VomKriege · « **Reply #32669 on:** May 25, 2015, 03:01:20 PM »

The Megatonest event on GAF ever, probably.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #32670 on:** May 25, 2015, 03:53:45 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on May 25, 2015, 02:54:23 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1051575

Advertise your connection to a game rated 69 on Metacritic and it's high points once described as "never much more than competent, or fleeting novelties spoilt by cliché, repetition or sloppiness", as part of your kickstarter pitch, brehs

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32671 on:** May 25, 2015, 04:35:29 PM »

Quote from: milchs evil twin on May 25, 2015, 02:53:24 PM

Terrisus no likey: Pt. 320213423094

Andy should boink-a-doink the hot dog seller.

Tasty · « **Reply #32672 on:** May 25, 2015, 06:44:56 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 25, 2015, 04:35:29 PM

Quote from: milchs evil twin on May 25, 2015, 02:53:24 PM
Terrisus no likey: Pt. 320213423094

Andy should boink-a-doink the hot dog seller.

I've done a lot of things for free hot dogs, but I've never done... wait, forgot about last August. Shit.

Tasty · « **Reply #32673 on:** May 25, 2015, 06:49:25 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1051524
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165140625&postcount=300

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32674 on:** May 25, 2015, 10:14:31 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1051725

Kara · « **Reply #32675 on:** May 25, 2015, 10:23:03 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 25, 2015, 06:44:56 PM

I've done a lot of things for free hot dogs, but I've never done... wait, forgot about last August. Shit.

newsfeed pls

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32676 on:** May 25, 2015, 10:27:28 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on May 25, 2015, 10:23:03 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 25, 2015, 06:44:56 PM
I've done a lot of things for free hot dogs, but I've never done... wait, forgot about last August. Shit.

newsfeed pls

This seems like an appropriate callback to the days of The Hotdog Bar.

Tasty · « **Reply #32677 on:** May 25, 2015, 10:39:38 PM »

Ironically I had a free hot dog last night while at a gay bar. Not even lying.

BrokenVerses · « **Reply #32678 on:** May 25, 2015, 10:41:46 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 25, 2015, 06:49:25 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1051524
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165140625&postcount=300

StevieP and Wynnebeck both fell in battle there.

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Good fucking riddance.

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helios · « **Reply #32679 on:** May 25, 2015, 11:18:49 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 25, 2015, 10:39:38 PM

Ironically I had a free hot dog last night while at a gay bar. Not even lying.

Hotdog?

Jansen · « **Reply #32680 on:** May 25, 2015, 11:52:39 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 25, 2015, 10:14:31 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1051725

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165187239&postcount=188

lol

Your Stalker · « **Reply #32681 on:** May 25, 2015, 11:57:39 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on May 25, 2015, 11:52:39 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 25, 2015, 10:14:31 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1051725

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165187239&postcount=188

lol

I wonder if Amirox has those kind of posts bookmarked in case he gets re-modded.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32682 on:** May 26, 2015, 12:24:09 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 25, 2015, 10:39:38 PM

Ironically I had a free hot dog last night while at a gay bar. Not even lying.

But which end ate the hot dog?

VomKriege · « **Reply #32683 on:** May 26, 2015, 12:48:37 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 25, 2015, 10:14:31 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1051725

I'm confused by this thread.
Still not clear on why OP sent 500 bucks when his buyer only asked for 50$ so far.
Or whatever OP is on about about the buyer assuming a "Caucasian name" on the phone.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32684 on:** May 26, 2015, 12:56:35 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1039957

It'll probably sell. But I doubt Nintendo will turn it into a cornerstone IP unless it moves Pokemon-like number of units. Which... given the platform it's on... seems kinda out there as a target.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165176514&postcount=717

The troll level is off the charts.

Tasty · « **Reply #32685 on:** May 26, 2015, 12:57:34 AM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=165175230#post165175230

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I expect Splatoon to fail miserably. As a concept, it's just flawed. Plain and simple. Children do not want to play first person shooters.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #32686 on:** May 26, 2015, 12:59:13 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on May 26, 2015, 12:57:34 AM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=165175230#post165175230

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I expect Splatoon to fail miserably. As a concept, it's just flawed. Plain and simple. Children do not want to play first person shooters.

The second post after that, you caught me editing.

Jansen · « **Reply #32687 on:** May 26, 2015, 01:19:08 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165191823&postcount=209

"Anfang Sorry it happened but that shit was hilarious to read.

Fuckin lost it after this."

king of the internet · « **Reply #32688 on:** May 26, 2015, 01:39:07 AM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=165172233

Tasty · « **Reply #32689 on:** May 26, 2015, 01:48:03 AM »

Someone needs to edit this with "What's his favorite game?" "The Order: 1886"

VomKriege · « **Reply #32690 on:** May 26, 2015, 01:50:46 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165192912&postcount=44

...what ?

Kara · « **Reply #32691 on:** May 26, 2015, 03:19:21 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on May 26, 2015, 01:50:46 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165192912&postcount=44

...what ?

The broken stream of consciousness is Joyce-esque.

Yulwei · « **Reply #32692 on:** May 26, 2015, 03:22:06 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on May 26, 2015, 12:56:35 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165176514&postcount=717

The troll level is off the charts.

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but I'd honestly love to see MYST re-released on the nintendo store. I bet you it would sell a million copies. It's exactly the kind of game that I think would appeal to the type of children who play video games in 2015.

king of the internet · « **Reply #32693 on:** May 26, 2015, 04:28:54 AM »

No child or real adult is going to buy that shit. Breakout IP? Fucking delusional manbabies.

Plus normals would have to be aware of the game's existence in the first place. It is a Wii U exclusive after all...

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #32694 on:** May 26, 2015, 07:09:40 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on May 26, 2015, 04:28:54 AM

No child or real adult is going to buy that shit. Breakout IP? Fucking delusional manbabies. Plus normals would have to be aware of the game's existence in the first place. It is a Wii U exclusive after all...

All those people have to do is watch NoA's amazing commercials for the game and they'll be instantly sold.

Who could possibly say no to that?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #32695 on:** May 26, 2015, 07:21:17 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1051869

Microsoft makes a pretty significant breakthrough on streaming and the cloud?

Neogaf shits on it because Sony didn't do it.

Seriously, this shit is ridiculous.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #32696 on:** May 26, 2015, 08:19:18 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on May 26, 2015, 07:56:08 AM

Lol. Zip up AiA, your xbot is showing. (Image removed from quote.)

Ha. I haven't played either for more than an hour for a few weeks.

If you all think Witcher 3 is a good game then this generation is already doomed.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #32697 on:** May 26, 2015, 08:50:00 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 26, 2015, 07:21:17 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1051869

Microsoft makes a pretty significant breakthrough on streaming and the cloud?

Neogaf shits on it because Sony didn't do it.

Seriously, this shit is ridiculous.

I just hope Sony is compensating them for being loyal to the SDF.

sarslip · « **Reply #32698 on:** May 26, 2015, 08:53:37 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 26, 2015, 08:19:18 AM

If you all think Witcher 3 is a good game then this generation is already doomed.

it's not good it's great

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #32699 on:** May 26, 2015, 09:36:03 AM »

No your sister does all my crafting. We don't even have to haggle.

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