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Himu

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Ooooooh
I need somebody to calm me down~
A little lovin' like valium~
I need somebody to knock me out
I need some lovin' like-
Ooooooh
I don't know what I'm running from
But when the sun comes up it won't
be
long
I need some loving like valium
I need some loving like-


wow we have the same taste in music toku.

*dances*
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Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
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Himu

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I want to dance. RIGHT NOW. Maurice. DO YOU DANCE? Or are you one of those hood niccas who sit against the wall like a fucking loser
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toku

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Himu

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GIRL POWER
« Last Edit: July 19, 2014, 03:42:56 AM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
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a slime appears

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This new thread hit the nail on the head. :rofl

Phoenix Dark

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sounds like a new TLC song
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toku

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Himu

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nudemacusers

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yeah one of them has to die first
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Himu

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TLC has better group dynamic and vocals
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nudemacusers

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yeah this is blaque tier
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Himu

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oh my. home girl said she wants to fuck me on facebook chat.
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nudemacusers

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take pics :noah
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CatsCatsCats

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So far this is the best GAF thread yet, lets keep it up

nudemacusers

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no gaf links yet. i call page 6.
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Team Death Match

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Oh hey what's going on in this thread

StealthFan

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reckt

Himu

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Get your lesbian on and have fun!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:drool
[close]

She sent me nudes.

Hello NSA!
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Phoenix Dark

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Get your lesbian on and have fun!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:drool
[close]

She sent me nudes.

Hello NSA!

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Himu

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Of course I am! You can't have em!
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toku

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Get your lesbian on and have fun!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:drool
[close]

She sent me nudes.

Hello NSA!

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I know he kinda scoffs at her, and as a (college?) athlete the level of pussy he must can pull must be crazy but...I woulda hit it. You know she woulda been game for anything. Instead she gonna get married to some boring paster boy while fucking fat tyrone from the gas station on the low.

StealthFan

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I'd hit it just for looking at me like that. She could be a whale.

My life has come to that :goty
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Phoenix Dark

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Honestly I don't think he even noticed her brehs. Notice how her face changes after he walks away lol
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Himu

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He didn't notice.
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StealthFan

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We all know the savage negro would never pass up the opportunity to sully a white womans soul and dignity. He obviously didn't see her.
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Squiddy

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I accidentally called Tyler "Dad" when I met up with him.
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Dennis

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I accidentally called Tyler "Dad" when I met up with him.



nudemacusers

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wait why do i owe people nudes
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nudemacusers

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pm sent  :-*
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Himu

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wait why do i owe people nudes

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=858037

 :drudge a bunch of pedos itt

Okay so, whoever talks about gaf first has to post nudes.

Can't post nudes? Won't post nudes?

You have to post a pic of yourself in a bathing suit in the post your pics thread.

:drudge :drudge :drudge

WE HAVE A WINNER
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Shadow Mod

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Himumu didn't click the link apparently.

Shadow Mod

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I know a kid named Larry and I'm just like "why did your parents name you this old timer name."

nudemacusers

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wait why do i owe people nudes

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=858037

 :drudge a bunch of pedos itt

Okay so, whoever talks about gaf first has to post nudes.

Can't post nudes? Won't post nudes?

You have to post a pic of yourself in a bathing suit in the post your pics thread.

:drudge :drudge :drudge

WE HAVE A WINNER
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Squiddy

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nudemacusers

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waiting for squiddy nudes tbh :drool
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Shadow Mod

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Knew posting that thread in OT would bring someone out. Almost got to 50 posts.

Van Cruncheon

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get some fuckin neogaf up in this shit, this foreplay is making me ill

srsly, fuck this vaseline softcore excuse for a thread reboot
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Squiddy

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waiting for squiddy nudes tbh :drool

I've only ever snapped nudes of myself once.
I was a teenager with low self-esteem whoring myself out for e-attention  :'(
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Himu

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Well you're doing it again. Suit up. Birthday suit.
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Squiddy

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Well you're doing it again. Suit up. Birthday suit.

Technically, you're the first one to talk about GAF by bringing it up  :-*
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Phoenix Dark

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I'm only posting Coli threads. Anyone who still wants to obsess over GAF in 2014 can eat a dick.

classic thread in the making, no doubt
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/any-gamer-heads-remember-the-girls-of-g4tv.232849/#post-9298574
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Himu

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Well you're doing it again. Suit up. Birthday suit.

Technically, you're the first one to talk about GAF by bringing it up  :-*

No, we are talking about posting links.
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Dennis

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I'm only posting Coli threads. Anyone who still wants to obsess over GAF in 2014 can eat a dick.

classic thread in the making, no doubt
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/any-gamer-heads-remember-the-girls-of-g4tv.232849/#post-9298574


Squiddy

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Black Culture and DBZ are intertwined.



And I guess I'll have to PM himuro some nudes.
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Momo

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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=163105101


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I Love muslims. I am glad theyre trying to get rid of your chit pub that prob serves chit food anyway. Allahu akbar. Would have falafel sandwich over any of ur nasty ass irish haggis anyday.
:hitler :lol

Shadow Mod

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Nasty ass irish haggis is one of the best phrases I've read in a while.

Atramental

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I've been getting into Twitter as of late and finding https://twitter.com/Goons_TXT has made me feel so much better about myself and my choices in life.

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Momo

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Nasty ass irish haggis is one of the best phrases I've read in a while.
The stupidity of it all makes it :lol 
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Haggis isn't Irish you phucking dirty Muslims gypsy

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lol I ain't muslim or arab. You mad you little bish. Eat moar haggis you little chit. You disgusting little haggis eating little chit

Squiddy

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Phucking chits  :lol
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Shadow Mod

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=858142

Detail your lack of sex on a spreadsheet brehs.

Damn.

Squiddy

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Get married brehs  :lol

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demi

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That article is clearly biased. m'lady.

Poor guy.
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Dennis

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Should have ended with a divorce on 2014-06-03

etiolate

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He probably knew she'd get all indignant about it, too. :lol

Shadow Mod

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Get married brehs  :lol

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Married?

Nah.

Her excuses though, "i feel gross", if he doesn't care then you shouldn't really.

Squiddy

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Dude's mistake was not trying to go for sex everyday.

I love Kinitari's post:

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I'd make an app that tracks sexual requests against my wife's menstrual cycle, with multiple graphs and weekly push notifications with "Please fuck me" reminders.
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