1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

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I'd say me and picks are more of off and on online acquaintances

[Rufus]

I know (of) a surprising amount of forum couples. Where nerds meet, I guess.

[Broseidon]

hey rufus was it you who linked that pc parts guide?

Yup. What did you buy?

Nothing, I forgot to bookmark the page Could you link it again?

[Rufus]

Ah.
There you go http://techreport.com/review/26747/system-guide-current

[Kara]

I used to. Kinda want to again, but endless IM sessions take their toll...

We just idle in a private IRC channel () these days and only really interact once a week when we watch bad TV and / or movies together.

I also fucked someone I met through a forum. ()

[Rusty Shackleford]

That's a great link, thanks Rufus.

I'm still rocking a 6 year old core 2 duo and I think it's about time to upgrade.

[Pickles the Firecat]

I'd say me and picks are more of off and on online acquaintances

Coming together only to inevitably drift apart, separated by digital barriers of our own making.

Also the fact that filler is permanently banned at every online forum I have ever visited but this one. Had one of the all time great fuck you I'm out bans a few years ago too.

[Kara]

Also the fact that filler is permanently banned at every online forum I have ever visited but this one.

GO RAIDERS

[team filler]

Also the fact that filler is permanently banned at every online forum I have ever visited but this one.

GO RAIDERS

I halfway drunk and this gave me a good laugh.

[Rufus]

I used to. Kinda want to again, but endless IM sessions take their toll...

We just idle in a private IRC channel these days () and only really interact once a week when we watch bad TV and / or movies together.

I also fucked someone I met through a forum. ()

Doesn't sound too bad. At least you didn't spend several years having active conversations for hours upon hours the moment you logged on.

Aw, I did too. Had more opportunities to, but I migrated my private life offline before anything further could develop. Not worth the drama.

That's a great link, thanks Rufus.

I'm still rocking a 6 year old core 2 duo and I think it's about time to upgrade.

Yes. Yes, absolutely.

[Kara]

I halfway drunk and this gave me a good laugh.

Once I was walking through Westwood and the police were arresting someone in a Raiders jersey who was not a student (this is an extremely unusual event if you know nothing of LA neighborhoods, the arrest part not the Raiders jersey part) and I wanted to shout GO RAIDERS so loud as I passed by but I didn't want to get beat up / tased / arrested by LAPD so I just walked by.

Where was my commitment to excellence then filler? WHERE?

[team filler]

Your "will to win"(by not getting rodney king'd) superseded it.

[thisismyusername]

Oh my god. The Hardline thread... 

[zepblackstar]

alright.. whats with the Timedog name and bumping of threads?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=454476

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=490478

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125486333&postcount=116

[benjipwns]

Oh my god. The Hardline thread... 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125596817&postcount=131
 

[Himu]

Timedogggggggggggggggggggg g gggg g ggg g g g ggggg ggggg ggggggg ggggggggg ggggggggg

[bluemax]

I had a really long term internet friend that I also talked to on the phone. I never met them in person. Then one day their email account went away and they stopped responding to texts and never logged into PSN again. One of probably my longest, closest friends and I never met this person in real life and I'll likely never talk to them again.

Life is weird.

Also why is there an entire thread devoted to some mod named Besada on GAF. What is wrong with people!

[Dennis]

Also why is there an entire thread devoted to some mod named Besada on GAF. What is wrong with people!

This one?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=875942

[Pickles the Firecat]

I had a really long term internet friend that I also talked to on the phone. I never met them in person. Then one day their email account went away and they stopped responding to texts and never logged into PSN again. One of probably my longest, closest friends and I never met this person in real life and I'll likely never talk to them again.

Life is weird.

Also why is there an entire thread devoted to some mod named Besada on GAF. What is wrong with people!

I moved at least once a year as a kid so my longest and best friend was online. One day in college he just stopped being around. For whatever reason we had never connected on social media so I didn't know what was up. I ended up figuring he was struggling with class so he probably shut out distractions for a while. Three years later his mom logged in to his Steam, turned out he had been suffering from cancer the entire time and passed away back then. She said he never connected his personal life to his online life so it could be a retreat but had found an old note telling her to let a few people know.

Still messes with me. Make sure people know you care while you have the chance, brehs.

[StealthFan]

[benjipwns]

And a furry. 

[team filler]

I had a really long term internet friend that I also talked to on the phone. I never met them in person. Then one day their email account went away and they stopped responding to texts and never logged into PSN again. One of probably my longest, closest friends and I never met this person in real life and I'll likely never talk to them again.

Life is weird.



Also why is there an entire thread devoted to some mod named Besada on GAF. What is wrong with people!

I moved at least once a year as a kid so my longest and best friend was online. One day in college he just stopped being around. For whatever reason we had never connected on social media so I didn't know what was up. I ended up figuring he was struggling with class so he probably shut out distractions for a while. Three years later his mom logged in to his Steam, turned out he had been suffering from cancer the entire time and passed away back then. She said he never connected his personal life to his online life so it could be a retreat but had found an old note telling her to let a few people know.

Still messes with me. Make sure people know you care while you have the chance, brehs.

is this someone I would know?

[Trent Strong]

I enjoy filler. He gives us a genuine taste of OA

And you don't?

Not a genuine taste no. Even on OA I am tame compared to the rest of those fucks.

I only post genuinely on SA.

There are genuine posts on SA? From what I've seen that place is a complete shit show.

[Squiddy]

timedog asked a stupid question

stump gave him a stupid answer

Is there any reason the fucker hasn't been juniored by now?

He's banging a mod ;-)

[Dennis]

timedog asked a stupid question

stump gave him a stupid answer

Is there any reason the fucker hasn't been juniored by now?

He's banging a mod ;-)

Wow, Steve fell on hard times.

[Take My Breh Away]

Pete "FamousMortimer" Dodd launched his indiegogo site

http://doddscientifics.com/

This is what $10,000 gets you in this day and age, brehs.

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[thisismyusername]

$10,000 in something that Andrex would probably be paid $500 to do in two hours. 

[thisismyusername]

Additionally:

Manabyte on his conversion to the Xbox and Tomb Raider hypocrisy.



I was primarily an "Xbot" up until the Mattrick stuff started (and my system RROD'ed) and then i switched over to the PS3.

But right now, I'm using my Xbox One waaaay more than my PS4. I love having external storage. Plugged one 5TB drive into it and I can install whatever I want, and I still have room for another drive. Sony desperately needs to add external storage as an option as a 1.5TB laptop drive won't be enough for this gen.

I think the only PS4 game I'm getting this fall is the Infamous DLC because I love the battery life on the Xbox One pad. I have 2 pads on each system and I need both on the PS4 because of the 3 hour battery life. I usually can go nearly a week between Xbox One controller charges.

MS is also doing a better job with the system updates because they aren't split like Sony is. Ever since the PS3 days, Tokyo called the shots with firmware updates. I've checked with people still at SCEA and they say that's still the case. Tokyo calls the shots, and they drag their feet. MS can plan out updates through the end of the year and execute on them because they don't have a backwards office in Japan they have to report to.

And the hypocrisy over this Tomb Raider thing drove me nuts yesterday. SCEA did the exact same thing in 1997 when they announced in September that they signed an agreement with Eidos to make Tomb Raider PlayStation-exclusive. I've had PS4 system warriors defend Sony over that saying that it didn't cut out the PC, but that's a dumb argument as the agreement was for three years, which is much longer than whatever deal MS signed with Square-Enix.

[Shaka Khan]

Additionally

"What our subscribers are saying" is basically a gossip thread pushed to the front page. This bitch took our idea.

[Shaka Khan]

Great content.

[besada]

Also why is there an entire thread devoted to some mod named Besada on GAF. What is wrong with people!

I'm starting a cult.  I'm looking forward to the kool-aid moment.

[Squiddy]

Ninthings throwing a fit over Nintendo not wishing to capitalize on Robin William's death 

[meeb]

Ninthings throwing a fit over Nintendo not wishing to capitalize on Robin William's death 

Yeah it is crazy.

[thisismyusername]

Also why is there an entire thread devoted to some mod named Besada on GAF. What is wrong with people!

I'm starting a cult.  I'm looking forward to the kool-aid moment.

Do we get to go to heaven together, Besada? I think I can convince Karakand to join us.

[benjipwns]

Also why is there an entire thread devoted to some mod named Besada on GAF. What is wrong with people!

I'm starting a cult.  I'm looking forward to the kool-aid moment.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8ie37mgxIXA/SHpU0FnaIsI/AAAAAAAADPc/glMnFMbAATE/s1600/KOOLAID%2B4.jpg

[Kara]

Do we get to go to heaven together, Besada? I think I can convince Karakand to join us.

I'm game with or without salvation.

Freedom from my ceaseless existence of suffering.

[king of the internet]

Do we get to go to heaven together, Besada? I think I can convince Karakand to join us.

I'm game with or without salvation.

Freedom from my ceaseless existence of suffering.

Oh, there's plenty more suffering to come for the likes of you.

[Kara]

Better to deign in hell, than observe in heaven.

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[milchs evil twin]

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Great content.

If that page is supposed to give me a glimpse at what $8 gives me, then it's the worst selling proposition I've ever seen.

[StealthFan]

I have an illogical dislike for Manabyte. He's a harmless aspie but...I just dislike him so much. Dumb cunt.

Also the DS4 does have bad battery life. I hate having to plug that shit in every day. Thank God the fall season is starting too, because there have been no gaems for me except BF4. Shadowfall was trash and Second Son was too repetitive for me to finish, even with the short length. Everything else has been F2P like Warframe, War Thunder and Blacklight.

Diablo 3 and PvZ: GW

[SpeedStats]

Someone who has a ton of time on their hands but didn't put times towards something constructive like world peace wrote fanfiction for the Smash Brothers Community Thread.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10615955/4/SmashGaf-The-Journey-of-15-Months

[StealthFan]

I wrote fanfic for Jagged Alliance 2 when I was 12.

[SpeedStats]

kinda feel like there's a difference between writing fanfiction for movies/games/comics and writing fanfiction about people on an internet forum

[team filler]

nfl thread has some dork doing that

[Kara]

"Sorry man, but I have to sit close to her. She gave me her emergency inhaler in case she has a panic attack, so I have to be as close as possible to help her in case anything bad happens." MrSaturn99 said. [sic] -Horizon- blushed and brushed a stray strand of hair behind her ear. It was true that she had given him her backup inhaler. MrSaturn99 literally took her breath away sometimes, and it was only fitting that he was the one to put it back in her.

[Dennis]

I expect royalties for any use of me in GAF erotic fanfics.

[Take My Breh Away]

That XBO controller battery life thing is bullshit, btw. My experience with the PS4 have been playing videogames with my friend, so not sure about that. But the XBO's is almost always on charge for me. Lasts a good while but usually I end up needing to charge after 5 hours or so.

It's Manabyte.  It's *all* bullshit.  The stuff that was true has now become bullshit because his dumbfuck ass said it.

Man, I wish. Then that would mean the exclusivity that Sony bought would have never existed. TR2 would have come out on the Saturn and Dreamcast would have had Tomb Raider from the start so Sega wouln't have been as dead as a doornail in Europe

(Stan for Sega a decade after they have been relevant, brehs)

[Kara]

(Stan for Sega a decade after they have been relevant, brehs)

One day the ragnarok of console warz will come and when that day comes we will emerge from the shadows to lay waste to the fatted calves that have been warring during our occultation.

[StealthFan]

Sega ever being relevant again

[nachobro]

lay waste = release sonic adventure 3 and no one will notice

[Kara]

lay waste = release sonic adventure 3 and no one will notice

nacho, bro, people take bans over Sonic the Hedgehog's eye color.

People will notice, just not people you ever want to be associated with in your life.

[octopushover]

"Sorry man, but I have to sit close to her. She gave me her emergency inhaler in case she has a panic attack, so I have to be as close as possible to help her in case anything bad happens." MrSaturn99 said. [sic] -Horizon- blushed and brushed a stray strand of hair behind her ear. It was true that she had given him her backup inhaler. MrSaturn99 literally took her breath away sometimes, and it was only fitting that he was the one to put it back in her.

MrSaturn99 is secretly waiting for the day she loses her primary so he can finally have some leverage to get out of the friend zone.

[magus]

you see guys what's the problem with this thread? you guys talk about neogaf like a bunch of old wives, when all you have to do would be

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=876368

"look at this, they are discussing shit in videogame! that is how dumb,bad and awfull that place it is"

see? like that!

[StealthFan]

go back to gaming side pls magus

[magus]

go back to gaming side pls magus

make me!

[StealthFan]

  leper magus

[bluemax]

Additionally:

Manabyte on his conversion to the Xbox and Tomb Raider hypocrisy.



I was primarily an "Xbot" up until the Mattrick stuff started (and my system RROD'ed) and then i switched over to the PS3.

But right now, I'm using my Xbox One waaaay more than my PS4. I love having external storage. Plugged one 5TB drive into it and I can install whatever I want, and I still have room for another drive. Sony desperately needs to add external storage as an option as a 1.5TB laptop drive won't be enough for this gen.

I think the only PS4 game I'm getting this fall is the Infamous DLC because I love the battery life on the Xbox One pad. I have 2 pads on each system and I need both on the PS4 because of the 3 hour battery life. I usually can go nearly a week between Xbox One controller charges.

MS is also doing a better job with the system updates because they aren't split like Sony is. Ever since the PS3 days, Tokyo called the shots with firmware updates. I've checked with people still at SCEA and they say that's still the case. Tokyo calls the shots, and they drag their feet. MS can plan out updates through the end of the year and execute on them because they don't have a backwards office in Japan they have to report to.

And the hypocrisy over this Tomb Raider thing drove me nuts yesterday. SCEA did the exact same thing in 1997 when they announced in September that they signed an agreement with Eidos to make Tomb Raider PlayStation-exclusive. I've had PS4 system warriors defend Sony over that saying that it didn't cut out the PC, but that's a dumb argument as the agreement was for three years, which is much longer than whatever deal MS signed with Square-Enix.

"I think the only PS4 game I'm getting this fall is the Infamous DLC because I love the battery life on the Xbox One pad."

This is the worst sentence I have read all day.

nfl thread has some dork doing that

There's two! The weirdo with the NFL GAF prison and then that super fucking weirdo SNESFreak who was making an RPG Maker game about NeoGAF. Like what in the fuck.

[king of the internet]

Pete "FamousMortimer" Dodd launched his indiegogo site

http://doddscientifics.com/

This is what $10,000 gets you in this day and age, brehs.

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Wait, where's this figure coming from? I remember the gogo but I thought it flopped.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/dodd-scientifics

Okay, it was a little under 5K which is still baffling for what appears to be a random blog.

I do like their logo. Maybe that's where all the cast went.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125745113&postcount=62



Mods (read: Evilore) won't let gay men and straight women do that. And yet mysteriously the "hot women" thread were allowed for a while until recently (or at least last year).