1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Momo]

I don't know, now that I've seen her skin and especially her belly button, it's like there's no mystery anymore. Nothing to discover that everybody else already hasn't seen.

Your waifu is a whore now

[benjipwns]

It's just that you wonder what all this time that you put in with her has been for.

[sarslip]

da fugg is goin on in this ear wax thread   

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=126104291&postcount=101

[Rufus]

 

[Dennis]

da fugg is goin on in this ear wax thread   

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=126104291&postcount=101

Another gaffer posting bullshit lies about things that never happened.

Oh well, as long as we are entertained.

[sarslip]

Another gaffer posting bullshit lies about things that never happened.

you mean like enjoying Watch Dogs?

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[Momo]

Oh well, as long as we are entertained.

that's the problem with trying to be a joke poster, it comes off forced (and fake) not everyone can be naturally funny like mac, esch and stealthfan here.

[Sman]

http://thezoepost.wordpress.com/

The long and short of it is that Zoey Quinn the developer of Depression Quest is being accused of exploiting the nepotism that tends to plague this industry by getting a bunch of favorable coverage from people she has supposedly slept with. In addition to this, videos supposedly critical of these actions have been taken down from Youtube with copyright claims, including a video by a smaller channel called MundaneMatt. It's difficult to tell what is true and what is not. 4chan is all up in arms over it which means that alongside any truth there's always going to be ridiculous stories and trolling attempts. 4chan is a blunderbuss. It's a giant cannon filled with fuckin screws, nails, bodyparts, shit and waifu. When it fires, maybe 1% of it hits and the other 99% just goes everywhere and makes a mess. Added into this whole drama shitstorm is a cadre of SJW types and whoever it is that is opposed to that, MRAs? I don't even know the terminology at this point and frankly I don't fucking care. The kind of places posting information about this whole thing are also places I'd take with a pinch of salt or who already have a clearly outlined agenda. Internetaristocrat did the main video on this, a channel mostly dedicated to debunking SJW topics and complaining about how prevalent they are in todays media. A fair cause for the most part, though it's a fine line to walk at the best of times. Honestly that whole debate is something I try and stay the hell away from because the people involved in it are fucking terrifying.

Why is the Zoey Quinn scandal off limits at GAF? Did she also sleep with every mod and administrator over there?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=126008276&postcount=3532

Discussing the Zoe Quinn thing is off limits.

http://imgur.com/a/kOvOR

Even Reddit can not hide from her pussy. 6000+ posts deleted.

[Sman]

World famous creator of the critically acclaimed and highly hyped game Depression Quest.

Doesn't that just make you want to play it?

[demi]

What could be interesting about a scandal around "Zoe Quinn"?

[Momo]

I'm not a joke poster :'(

I have to admit I don't post seriously on GAF really though. Too much work.

Not calling you a joke poster, youre just naturally funny

[Sman]

What could be interesting about a scandal around "Zoe Quinn"?

Nothing in itself, but the attempt to censor it has a bit of a Streisand effect.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=878072

onani masters itt

[demi]

What exactly can you do with a microchip that has "Deus Ex" on it? Lol.

[Dennis]

http://thezoepost.wordpress.com/

The long and short of it is that Zoey Quinn the developer of Depression Quest is being accused of exploiting the nepotism that tends to plague this industry by getting a bunch of favorable coverage from people she has supposedly slept with. In addition to this, videos supposedly critical of these actions have been taken down from Youtube with copyright claims, including a video by a smaller channel called MundaneMatt. It's difficult to tell what is true and what is not. 4chan is all up in arms over it which means that alongside any truth there's always going to be ridiculous stories and trolling attempts. 4chan is a blunderbuss. It's a giant cannon filled with fuckin screws, nails, bodyparts, shit and waifu. When it fires, maybe 1% of it hits and the other 99% just goes everywhere and makes a mess. Added into this whole drama shitstorm is a cadre of SJW types and whoever it is that is opposed to that, MRAs? I don't even know the terminology at this point and frankly I don't fucking care. The kind of places posting information about this whole thing are also places I'd take with a pinch of salt or who already have a clearly outlined agenda. Internetaristocrat did the main video on this, a channel mostly dedicated to debunking SJW topics and complaining about how prevalent they are in todays media. A fair cause for the most part, though it's a fine line to walk at the best of times. Honestly that whole debate is something I try and stay the hell away from because the people involved in it are fucking terrifying.

Why is the Zoey Quinn scandal off limits at GAF? Did she also sleep with every mod and administrator over there?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=126008276&postcount=3532

Discussing the Zoe Quinn thing is off limits.

http://imgur.com/a/kOvOR

Even Reddit can not hide from her pussy. 6000+ posts deleted.

Because a lot of people will probably just end up calling her a whore in not so many words.

I don't know what transpired but if it is true that games media people she slept with subsequently promoted her game there is an obvious angle about the credibility and bribeability of the games media.

Though I for one cannot conceive of games media nerds being so hard up for sex that they will let themselves be corrupted in this manner. 

[demi]

I'd do it

[nudemacusers]

I'm not a joke poster :'(

I have to admit I don't post seriously on GAF really though. Too much work.

calling someone a j*** poster is almost as bad as calling a black person the n-word

 

[Joe Molotov]

I'd do it

Ban Sman for posting about it, and then I think she'll be down.

[Momo]

I cant care enough about whatever it is to read that slab of information on Zoe Quin, I will however add that if you're discussing anything sensitive of neogaf, you're wasting your time.

[Rufus]

I'm not a joke poster :'(

I have to admit I don't post seriously on GAF really though. Too much work.

calling someone a j*** poster is almost as bad as calling a black person the n-word

 

How does "artisinal forum humourist" sound?

[nudemacusers]

i prefer to think of myself as a discourse provocateur

[Sman]

OMG who are these guys:

http://i.imgur.com/AXlM7ZS.jpg

Token, generic gaffers. Sometimes, they are needed for a pic.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=878072

onani masters itt

Some brehs is REALLY paranoid about knocking someone up.

Real talk: Depression Quest sucks, it's a choose your own adventure without any surprises. "Oh, not talking to my loved ones makes me more depressed and my significant other eventually leaves me? No way!"

[Rufus]

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[Himu]

Isn't Samus' new costume a call back from Metroid fusion or Super Metroid? I'm pretty sure it's from when you beat the game and Samus takes her suit off for whatever reason in the ending, which is like, Metroid tradition, or am I going crazy here?

[Kara]

I'm already playing a depression simulator, it's called my life.

I like to think of mine as the Train Simulator of depression simulators: riding on an inextricable predefined path but with lots of downloadable content to keep things fresh.

[Kara]

The two of you talk for a long time, and you lend a shoulder to your friend. You give him space to rant, to cry, and most importantly to be able to voice his inner turmoil. You give him your full attention, and talk him through what his options are for what he does next. You keep him from doing something rash, and the two of you decide it's best for him to sleep on it before doing anything. Exhausted, he departs for bed and thanks you for being there to talk with him.

As you close the IM window, you feel horribly sorry for your friend, but happy that you were able to help. It serves as a tangible reminder to you that you're capable of being useful to someone instead of solely being a mess that needs everyone else's help.

You boot up your work project and find that you're suddenly able to get some solid progress done on it that night.

#solidarity

This fucking game, I'd forgotten how hilarious it is.

"So how can I help? What do you need me to do? she asks.

You think for a second, and the answer you come up with fills you with despair. "I honestly don't know. I wish I knew how to fix this, but I don't know that you can do anything. I think it's something I just have to live with."

She looks at you with sad eyes before kissing you on the forehead. "Then I'll live with it with you."

"I don't know how you could possibly love me."

She rolls over and wraps her arms around your neck, settling her head on top of yours. "You don't need to. Just know that I do."

 

[Phoenix Dark]

http://thezoepost.wordpress.com/

The long and short of it is that Zoey Quinn the developer of Depression Quest is being accused of exploiting the nepotism that tends to plague this industry by getting a bunch of favorable coverage from people she has supposedly slept with. In addition to this, videos supposedly critical of these actions have been taken down from Youtube with copyright claims, including a video by a smaller channel called MundaneMatt. It's difficult to tell what is true and what is not. 4chan is all up in arms over it which means that alongside any truth there's always going to be ridiculous stories and trolling attempts. 4chan is a blunderbuss. It's a giant cannon filled with fuckin screws, nails, bodyparts, shit and waifu. When it fires, maybe 1% of it hits and the other 99% just goes everywhere and makes a mess. Added into this whole drama shitstorm is a cadre of SJW types and whoever it is that is opposed to that, MRAs? I don't even know the terminology at this point and frankly I don't fucking care. The kind of places posting information about this whole thing are also places I'd take with a pinch of salt or who already have a clearly outlined agenda. Internetaristocrat did the main video on this, a channel mostly dedicated to debunking SJW topics and complaining about how prevalent they are in todays media. A fair cause for the most part, though it's a fine line to walk at the best of times. Honestly that whole debate is something I try and stay the hell away from because the people involved in it are fucking terrifying.

Why is the Zoey Quinn scandal off limits at GAF? Did she also sleep with every mod and administrator over there?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=126008276&postcount=3532

Discussing the Zoe Quinn thing is off limits.

http://imgur.com/a/kOvOR

Even Reddit can not hide from her pussy. 6000+ posts deleted.

Because a lot of people will probably just end up calling her a whore in not so many words.

I don't know what transpired but if it is true that games media people she slept with subsequently promoted her game there is an obvious angle about the credibility and bribeability of the games media.

Though I for one cannot conceive of games media nerds being so hard up for sex that they will let themselves be corrupted in this manner.

She's just a strong woman advancing her professional career as she sees fit.

:trollbron:

[etiolate]

Isn't Samus' new costume a call back from Metroid fusion or Super Metroid? I'm pretty sure it's from when you beat the game and Samus takes her suit off for whatever reason in the ending, which is like, Metroid tradition, or am I going crazy here?

Yes, it greatly resembles that.

[bluemax]

HOW DEEP DOES THE ZOE QUINN RABBIT HOLE GO?

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAS SHE FUCKED?!?

[The Legend of Sunblade]

I don't really have an issue with the Samus outfits outside of thinking they're kinda tacky as things she'd be wearing to battle (which is why the source for them has her wearing them in casual settings to begin with). Then again, I dislike the concept of ZSS in general.

And yeah, those outfits are based on end clear screens in Metroid Fusion / Zero Mission.

[MCD]

anyone would wear little to no clothes under that gigantic armor.

[Rufus]

HOW DEEP DOES THE ZOE QUINN RABBIT HOLE GO?

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAS SHE FUCKED?!?

Such wasted effort. I just got to the bit where he identifies the "five guys". Now, I don't like Nathan Grayson, but listing Depression Quest in an article titled "Admission Quest: Valve Greenlights 50 more games" and calling that "favourable article" because it was one of three games highlighted in a single sentence is a biiihiiit bonkers. Just a bit. Little itty bit. http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/01/08/admission-quest-valve-greenlights-50-more-games/

He intones journalistic integrity and responsibility and the relative abcense thereof in the mass media in recent times to segue into video games press and the corruption there (which there is, no doubt, if only for the fact that they live and die by what PR is willing to give them) and then jumps straight into tabloid habit himself like a fucking idiot. "Dorito gate" looked a lot more embarrassing than this and it was actually about the video games press.
Zoe Quinn might be an asshole, but there's a reason this is being shut down everywhere, even on 4chan, and it has nothing to do with press impropriety. 

Fuck English orthography.

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=126138479&postcount=263

[doctavius bonbon]

She's just a strong woman advancing her professional career as she sees fit.

:trollbron:

via key investments in the sexual marketplace

[Huff]

I picked a mostly female career choice to try and sleep my way up the chain. No shame to those already doing it

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=126138479&postcount=263

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=878072

onani masters itt

Blowing a load in her mouth. 

[ToxicAdam]

When did KRS-One replace Rakeem as the old-school GOAT?

That's not right.

[demi]

That donut looks so good. Bout to make it front page material. Donuts

[jakefromstatefarm]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=878072

onani masters itt

JBO did this thread better

 

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http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-put-back-appreciation.144518/

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Seamlessly recall threads from a porn subforum from a year ago brehs

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[Phoenix Dark]

never got the appeal of cream pies. How the hell would prefer that over a facial?

[Yulwei]

don't make the mistake of thinking I want to discuss bullshit like this seriously

[demi]

They do look super fun. Amateur pies are the best to watch. PD watchin that fake googoo crap.

[Phoenix Dark]

All I see is potential child support. Nah

[jakefromstatefarm]

never got the appeal of cream pies. How the hell would prefer that over a facial?

with all the porn you watch you ask a fucc boi question like this?

Shit is primal. a creampie is something you're downright designed to like down to your chromosomes, breh. Splashing your seed up in them guts while she sucks you in

Fulfills that need to procreate deep inside of you

Fulfilling your evolutionary needs

Just imagine, PD: you're a carnal force of nature, biting into her neck as she claws trenches into your back; controlling her body into submission in order to get leverage; the whole affair is one exponential increase in tension until...

  Release. In the succeeding 10 seconds you let your weight rest on top of her. Dopamine, serotonin, and oxytocin rush into both your brains as you share an intimate and primal connection.

She then tells you you're crushing her, and that you need to get dressed, get out of the backseat of your car and drive her home because she's anxious her parents'll start to suspect she wasn't going over to her friends house after all .

Paradise Lost, Nothing beside remains.

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at least that's what I've been told

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[bork]

I don't really have an issue with the Samus outfits outside of thinking they're kinda tacky as things she'd be wearing to battle.

As opposed to wearing, say a princess gown like Peach?   

Next thing you know, fanboys are gonna complain about Peach's ankle showing.

[Your Stalker]

have children out of wedlock, brehs 

[Brehvolution]

Creampie doesn't mean insta-preggers, brehs.

[Phoenix Dark]

All I see is potential child support. Nah

Afraid of fatherhood?

As a 27yo dude not even in his prime? Hell yes. Why would anyone want to risk ending the freedom and independence of the mid/late 20s-early 30s, ie one of the best periods of a person's life? Especially now that I've had the "we should just use birth control instead" conversation. That shit scares me.

I see so many people from my HS getting married or having kids out of wedlock. Shit is stressful brehs.

[The Legend of Sunblade]

Eh, difference between characters. Peach wears her dress even when driving cars, so its not like its an alternate casual outfit for her. If anything it'd be like

I know it's a dumb complaint, I'm not really trying hard to justify it. Like I said, I don't like ZSS anyway.  I'd rather they give normal Samus more than just the Light suit.

[Phoenix Dark]

Nah breh I got a couple more years

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but seriously, these are great years to be independent and make money before taking on bigger responsibilities.

[Squiddy]

Too many black people problems on this page. I can't relate.

Tell me about it 

[Kara]

never got the appeal of cream pies. How the hell would prefer that over a facial?

There's nothing like cream pieing your girl and then going out shortly thereafter knowing you're oozing out of her as you walk around. Shit's angelic friends.

Or so I've been told.

[FStop7]

opie-bot knows better than those silly women he's been engineered to protect from themselves

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=126111941&postcount=9

[Broseidon]

Narrowly avoided a creampie sunday night

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Wont say which end of it I was on

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[Rufus]

Anuses don't count, Brehseidon. Vagina privilege.

[Rufus]

[Phoenix Dark]

Narrowly avoided a creampie sunday night

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Wont say which end of it I was on

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Good for you breh. I'm sure human semen couldn't be good for the dog's health.

*craps AIDs joke post I was considering*

[thisismyusername]

Narrowly avoided a creampie sunday night

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Wont say which end of it I was on

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Good for you breh. I'm sure human semen couldn't be good for the dog's health.

He said which end. I'd say it was the other way around, breh.