1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[bork]

Eh, difference between characters. Peach wears her dress even when driving cars, so its not like its an alternate casual outfit for her.

[The Legend of Sunblade]

...That didn't sound as well as it did when I was thinking it. 

[Phoenix Dark]

...That didn't sound as well as it did when I was thinking it. 

Or did it?

[Himu]

Isn't Samus' new costume a call back from Metroid fusion or Super Metroid? I'm pretty sure it's from when you beat the game and Samus takes her suit off for whatever reason in the ending, which is like, Metroid tradition, or am I going crazy here?

Yes, it greatly resembles that.

So then...

[magus]

ahy guys, what's going on this thr...

[Himu]

Wow. The last page is incredibly hot.

Wow.

[StealthFan]

How was she even a strong female? By killing things? She has absolutely no personality.

[Phoenix Dark]

Yeah Metroid is one of my favorite video game characters, I hate to see her treated so casually.

[StealthFan]

[ToxicAdam]

Gender issues + Nintendo is the sweetest nerd nectar known to man.

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=126200036&postcount=298

[etiolate]

I read that in this guy's voice:

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=126200036&postcount=298

A while back it was "cookie cutter mother fuckers" & "safe as moist dudes."

Then came "fall back u nerds."

And now this. 

edit:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=126207173&postcount=389

 

[Himu]

Isn't Samus' new costume a call back from Metroid fusion or Super Metroid? I'm pretty sure it's from when you beat the game and Samus takes her suit off for whatever reason in the ending, which is like, Metroid tradition, or am I going crazy here?

Yes, it greatly resembles that.

So then...

Yep, it's a perfect tribute to how one of the first strong female solo heroes in gaming still had to strip for the amusement of tittering boys of all ages.  This isn't a defiance of her character, it's quite accurate to the pathetic reality.

I can get why people don't like it. I don't like it much myself. I'm only confused because people act like there's no precedent for this, and I certainly never saw any complaints towards this in past Metroid games.

[nudemacusers]

sensitivity assholes is ok but i'm still holding with fall back u nerd through at least 2015.

[Joe Molotov]

sensitivity assholes is ok but i'm still holding with fall back u nerd through at least 2015.

thats cuz ur a safe as moist dude

[nudemacusers]

fall back u nerd 

[Joe Molotov]

MISANDRY!

[Joe Molotov]

Sorry, I panicked and that was all I could come up with.

[StealthFan]

what is fall back u nerd

[ToxicAdam]

How did bud get banned on GAF? He should never suffer such inconveniences.

[ToxicAdam]

Focking mods. Don't they recognize art when they see it?

[etiolate]

Isn't Samus' new costume a call back from Metroid fusion or Super Metroid? I'm pretty sure it's from when you beat the game and Samus takes her suit off for whatever reason in the ending, which is like, Metroid tradition, or am I going crazy here?

Yes, it greatly resembles that.

So then...

Yep, it's a perfect tribute to how one of the first strong female solo heroes in gaming still had to strip for the amusement of tittering boys of all ages.  This isn't a defiance of her character, it's quite accurate to the pathetic reality.

I can get why people don't like it. I don't like it much myself. I'm only confused because people act like there's no precedent for this, and I certainly never saw any complaints towards this in past Metroid games.

I didn't think people were saying there was no precedent for it, but I'm not really reading that thread.

[nudemacusers]

MISANDRY!

i raise you anita sarkeesian

[Dennis]

Zoe Quinn thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=878576

[The Legend of Sunblade]

Tyler is the shining beacon of hope that all women in the industry deserve. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

:deadpos

[close]

[etiolate]

fall back tyler

[nudemacusers]

Zoe Quinn thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=878576

how dare these mods censor this important topic!

<insert litany of incredibly embarrassing bottom-tier gossip conspiracy posts>

[Himu]

for nudemac:

[Mr. Gundam]

Zoe Quinn thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=878576

I'd been seeing people mention her name on Twitter and FB but had no fucking clue what was going on.

Kinda glad I just play games and don't pay attention to the industry.

[Kara]

I'd never heard of Depression Quest, but I just went to the site. I see it's F2P. This is going to be awesome!

It's kinda unfair for people like us to play it because we know how to win really easily.

Game fucking sucks fuck it.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=126220769&postcount=57

this guy isnt banned? Tyler grew some internet armor? Congrats bro

[nudemacusers]

man all this shit just makes me never want to tie my livelihood to videogames ever. all it takes is some weirdos with a bone up their ass to fuck up your life.

[Rahxephon91]

People sure are going to ride this hard because a woman turned out to be just like any other human.

[etiolate]

Probably would have died out if people weren't trying to nuke it from discussion.

[Phoenix Dark]

gonna need a cliff notes of this Zoe Quinn story and I'm wondering if she's cool with black guys.

[StealthFan]

That 4chan thread about GAF GOING IN.

[Mr. Gundam]

Women don't like sex. They just have sex with us men cause they know it's what we want.

How dare one enjoy it.

 

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=126221375&postcount=94

Tyler, you have ascended to internet knight, welcome to armor clan, let those puny blows glance off your magnificent chest

[fistfulofmetal]

zoe quinn seems like a decent person who has some major personal issues.

[StealthFan]

She's a dumb whore with no self esteem but there is nothing wrong with that. No need for a defense.

[Mr. Gundam]

i like how it's gotta be a fuckin' nefarious scheme to get better media coverage, too

can't just be two drunk people at a party getting a bit horny and lonely and having some good ol' regret sex, nooo

this is why nerds need to get out into the real world and stop basing their perspectives on kojima plotlines

Nah, it's probably better they don't. They'd end up struggling to raise well-adjusted kids.

[Shadow Mod]

Oh no games journalists and game devs fuckin' around. Must be for favorable reviews.

What is this awful nepotism.

 

[nudemacusers]

Probably would have died out if people weren't trying to nuke it from discussion.

i'd like to believe that but you still get a bunch of shitheads showing up to *every* anita sarkeesian thread on every internet board to spew the same old shitty rhetoric.  ironically, her buddy phil fish probably inadvertedly put a bigger spotlight on this than just about anyone else involved, though.

yep, some dudes can't help themselves. even in this quinn thread you have juniors jumping in front of trains for no apparent reason.

[Mr. Gundam]

So what exactly happened? Do I want to know? Just saw something about preferential treatment with "gaming journalists" and sleeping with guys.

[Shadow Mod]

So what exactly happened? Do I want to know? Just saw something about preferential treatment with "gaming journalists" and sleeping with guys.

Bitter ex laid out someone's personal life on the internet.

Bitter MRA type gamers made shit up because they have nothing better to do.

[StealthFan]

yeah according to 4chan this is some bullshit

[Mr. Gundam]

So what exactly happened? Do I want to know? Just saw something about preferential treatment with "gaming journalists" and sleeping with guys.

Bitter ex laid out someone's personal life on the internet.

Bitter MRA type gamers made shit up because they have nothing better to do.

 

Like I said before, really glad I just play games.

[Dennis]

I really want a Five Guys burger now so I guess this viral is working.

Had one when I was in Nashville. Was excellent but expensive.

[Shadow Mod]

Five Guys is trash.

[nudemacusers]

indie dev drama is underrated

it's very strange and recent phenomenon, this internet drama shit. they used to say never meet your heroes, but now you shouldn't follow or friend them, either. I don't want to hate your game because you have the emotional stability of a ten year old.

[Dennis]

Five Guys is trash.

What is better? Serious question.

Five Guys tasted a lot better than McDonalds, Burger King and White Castle.

[etiolate]

First, let's not act if some male dev sucked dick to get good reviews that we wouldn't all love the story.

Second, sleeping with game journalists is an automatic L.

Third, the game is called depression quest, so the sleeping with game journalists might have just been research.

[nudemacusers]

I like fatburger and sonic but i'm not a huge burger dude.

honestly whatever hole in the wall local drive through you can find will probably stomp any of em

[fistfulofmetal]

Five Guys is trash.

 

[Rahxephon91]

Five Guys is a decent burger. It's nothing amazing, but I'd say it's better then your average McDonald burger.

The fries are pretty average though. Their cajun fries are a joke. Just putting some cajun spice over your fries dosen't make them cajun fries.

But you can easily make a better burger then any burger place. Summer is the time to grill.

[StealthFan]

five guys is overpriced. Tommy's is better.

[Shadow Mod]

I was not impressed with Five Guys and it was more expensive so I was like "the fuck am I getting this for."

In N Out is better.

But honestly I had a local joint I went to after Five Guys to get a real fucking burger AND it was less than Five Guys.

[Momo]

Five Guys is trash.

What is better? Serious question.

Five Guys tasted a lot better than McDonalds, Burger King and White Castle.

[StealthFan]

So Bloodborne really is a Souls game.