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benjipwns

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #7140 on: September 12, 2014, 02:01:19 AM »


The guest list  :rofl

G. Gordon Liddy, Lakita Garth, Marilyn Manson, Florence Henderson

EDIT: After watching this, I think the format difference is that Maher kinda throws the topic out and lets everyone else talk, he seems to do a lot more of his own talking on Real Time and the panel is structured weirdly like they're all talking to him for approval instead of as a roundtable.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #7141 on: September 12, 2014, 02:11:43 AM »
maher was popular before bush due to politically incorrect.

I'm absolutely aware of that. What I'm saying is that's his career legacy. Shitting on the Bush administration and the Republican party in the 00s. I've seen some of his recent material. It's uninspired,  and I believe that's a result of his inability to cope with the social sensitivities and arguments of modern leftists.

Comedians get lousy as they get older. Dude is 58 now.

benjipwns

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« Reply #7142 on: September 12, 2014, 02:13:30 AM »
omg at the lyrics Maher reads from Lakita Garth's rap album  :lol

gotta cop that record

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« Reply #7143 on: September 12, 2014, 02:28:59 AM »
This reminded me. Waiting at the therapists the other day, this guy came in with his kid who was like seven or something who had a 3DS and as the dad went back for a bit, kid was waiting and he sat next to this other 20 somethin-ish guy who was waiting. And the guy goes "what are you playing?" and the kids goes "I don't know but you jump on stuff, it's kinda fun" and then the guy like looks over and goes "oh, that's Super Mario 3D Land, a great game." And then like the kid is all "okay" and is talking about things in the level because he thinks the guy wants to know more and I could tell the dude was thinking stuff like "THEY'RE CALLED GOOMBAS, IT'S THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM" and seemed relieved when his therapist came to get him to get away from the ignorant kid.

:dead

When I walk into mine's office there's just a bunch of soccer moms who look at me like :gurl, how come you get all the fun?

benjipwns

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« Reply #7144 on: September 12, 2014, 02:33:36 AM »
I used to go in the mornings when there wasn't much of anyone else. Except this one guy who would always go in to the therapists who shares the wall with the waiting room.

It wasn't hard to figure out why he was there.

Because of all the screaming about his anger at people that you could hear through the wall.

Part of me hopes the guy getting upset about Super Mario 3D Land had a session like that about it.

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« Reply #7145 on: September 12, 2014, 03:01:34 AM »
Huge inadvertent L when you've already seen this video :snoop

Kara

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« Reply #7146 on: September 12, 2014, 03:03:55 AM »
I used to go in the mornings when there wasn't much of anyone else. Except this one guy who would always go in to the therapists who shares the wall with the waiting room.

It wasn't hard to figure out why he was there.

Because of all the screaming about his anger at people that you could hear through the wall.

Frequent flier war stories. :lawd

benjipwns

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« Reply #7147 on: September 12, 2014, 03:10:15 AM »
Huge inadvertent L when you've already seen this video :snoop
The whole discussion reminded me of this:


Feel free to take another L if you've already seen this. I've watched it like four times all the way through.

Kara

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« Reply #7148 on: September 12, 2014, 03:32:16 AM »
Think the Aga Khan is on par with ibn Baz brehs.

benjipwns

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« Reply #7149 on: September 12, 2014, 03:47:36 AM »
Speculawyer cracking me up in that thread with the anti Islam shpiel.

I love him more than most political gaf posters. Guy makes me nostalgic for 00s post 9/11 Democrat but slightly lefter talking points :rejoice

He's like a left wing Polaroid.
This reminds me, he thinks I'm some kind of Limbaugh conservative Republican. And even worse, a regular voter:o

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=127404704&postcount=134
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=129423467&postcount=222
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125939768&postcount=16847
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=126437531&postcount=16964
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=127691244&postcount=17415
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=127693070&postcount=17420
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=127697828&postcount=17429

And it might be spreading: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=126662261&postcount=17031

People on another forum years ago thought I was a fat black Super-Christian chef for a long time. I have no idea why.

Kara

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #7150 on: September 12, 2014, 05:02:03 AM »
 :what

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #7151 on: September 12, 2014, 05:03:18 AM »
 :holeup

Get lashed in Saudia Arabia brehs
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« Reply #7152 on: September 12, 2014, 05:05:57 AM »
HBO picking up John Oliver almost makes me want to forgive them for Real Time. But seeing Bill Maher gives me traumatic flashbacks to the Cindy Sheehan-era, which I had to suffer through as a young liberal in San Francisco. That can never be fully forgiven.

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« Reply #7153 on: September 12, 2014, 06:33:47 AM »
I thought the hispanic-black #unityofstruggleonlyinpublic thing was a well known undercurrent.

Especially in areas where they're the majority when combined.

All according to cacacu.

ILU

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« Reply #7154 on: September 12, 2014, 07:16:43 AM »
Bill Maher gets people who disagree with his views on his show way more than most political talk shows.  Daily Show guests are there just to let the viewer know the show will hence forth cease to be funny, and that it is safe to turn off the TV.

RIP  Hitchens and Zappa.

BTW the worst L on Politically Incorrect was Cannibus

Vertigo

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« Reply #7155 on: September 12, 2014, 08:01:19 AM »
If a rapper is a guest on Bill Maher, 99% of the time he'll embarrass himself. Just look at Mos Def.

Shit was even on Boondocks.

I cringe whenever a rapper comes on mostly as they seem out of their depth. Jay Z and the Nas ones were terrible. Luckily they were only mid episode guests.

I like Real Time, Bill loves to have conservatives on as it makes the show a lot better than just having a liberal circle jerk.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #7156 on: September 12, 2014, 08:10:33 AM »
GTA V Redux launching on the same day as Dragon Age and Far Cry :holeup I am skipping AC Unity so I can rent those two. Fucking Rockstar.
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« Reply #7157 on: September 12, 2014, 08:34:16 AM »
GTAV double dip for me.  :rejoice

Can't wait. Reading the Gaf thread about GTAV and a lot of guys talking about how they're planning to buy 4-5 games that day.  :lol

Absolutely pointless.

Dennis

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« Reply #7158 on: September 12, 2014, 08:44:38 AM »
So the real GTA V launches on January 27th 2015. Good to know.

Y'all enjoy your gimp versions.

sarslip

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« Reply #7159 on: September 12, 2014, 08:52:13 AM »
So the real GTA V launches on January 27th 2015. Good to know.

Y'all enjoy your gimp versions.

so what card should i get to replace my gtx570, more interested in Witcher 3, as 1-2 are probably my all-time favorite RPGs.

Dennis

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« Reply #7160 on: September 12, 2014, 08:53:56 AM »
So the real GTA V launches on January 27th 2015. Good to know.

Y'all enjoy your gimp versions.

so what card should i get to replace my gtx570, more interested in Witcher 3, as 1-2 are probably my all-time favorite RPGs.

The fastests new one, according to benchmarks, that you can get for the money you are willing to spend.

sarslip

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #7161 on: September 12, 2014, 08:59:50 AM »
fair enough. but my 2500k is gonna be worthless for say a Titan or 970, no?  is it still impossible to overspend on a graphics card when i have an outdated processor?

sarslip

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« Reply #7162 on: September 12, 2014, 09:02:24 AM »
ok i'll stfu

just trying to utilize the resource gawd Dennis while he's in chea

Momo

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #7163 on: September 12, 2014, 09:07:28 AM »
fair enough. but my 2500k is gonna be worthless for say a Titan or 970, no?  is it still impossible to overspend on a graphics card when i have an outdated processor?

This board does have a gaming side, you know that right

:hitler
Lecturing people on the topic when we talked about football and hip hop for 10 pages straight :hitler

sarslip

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« Reply #7164 on: September 12, 2014, 09:10:06 AM »
hey, i'm all for more conversation about has been polic hacks

is that Jay Oliver show the ?

Dennis

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« Reply #7165 on: September 12, 2014, 09:10:27 AM »
fair enough. but my 2500k is gonna be worthless for say a Titan or 970, no?  is it still impossible to overspend on a graphics card when i have an outdated processor?

No, it is not going to be worthless. Most games are going to be GPU limited not CPU limited. Especially at 1080p and higher with AA.

sarslip

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« Reply #7166 on: September 12, 2014, 09:15:10 AM »
funny though to esch's point about Maher being an aughts poli hack, that was basically Rush's game in the 90's.   comedians tend to cross-over into blow-hard territory in the twilight of their careers.

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« Reply #7167 on: September 12, 2014, 09:15:31 AM »
Fuck Bill Maher. Dude's a cunt.
I met a woman who worked in Hollywood as a make up artist and when I asked her who the worst person to work for was Bill was the first name she said without a thought.  Apparently he's a real dick in person
Implying that he doesn't come across as a dick on TV?

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« Reply #7168 on: September 12, 2014, 09:43:12 AM »
John Oliver has been practicing for years on the weekly Bugle podcast.
Which has now gone under because he is spending his time on a TV show I can't watch.   :gloomy
brb

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« Reply #7169 on: September 12, 2014, 09:50:42 AM »
It's been a real treat to see well known Sony fanboys on Gaf coming out to bat for Destiny as if their life's depended on it.

I say another few bad scores and they'll abandon ship. Although the highlight has been a lot of gaffers strangely a lot with with Destiny themed avatars saying review scores suddenly 'don't matter' we'll see how long that statement lasts when the next 'AAA' game arrives.


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« Reply #7170 on: September 12, 2014, 10:02:07 AM »
Speculawyer is crap. PoliGAF is :trash

TIA
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« Reply #7171 on: September 12, 2014, 10:04:45 AM »
After the ridiculous clash between the games press pre-launch hype and post-launch reviews for Titanfall and Destiny I think I am about done with the mainstream games media.

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« Reply #7172 on: September 12, 2014, 10:08:10 AM »
After the ridiculous clash between the games press pre-launch hype and post-launch reviews for Titanfall and Destiny I think I am about done with the mainstream games media.

Nothing has changed about the media that hasn't always been there. Media overhype games. They also over-hype movies and other stuff too. It's always been this way.

I would argue the bigger problem is people (forum warriors especially) who have essentially turned into hype machines themselves rather than the media just being the media.

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« Reply #7173 on: September 12, 2014, 10:11:35 AM »
I'm happy that John Oliver has a great show. I thought he was being prepped to be Colbert's replacement which I would've wanted. But the whole week between episodes thing works so much better.

It's great, cause now we have another great Daily Show alternative, I don't think the Minority Report show will do well mostly cause I don't like the host.

whut. Larry Wilmore is the best. Been a fan of his since Bernie Mac Show days.

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« Reply #7174 on: September 12, 2014, 10:14:20 AM »
After the ridiculous clash between the games press pre-launch hype and post-launch reviews for Titanfall and Destiny I think I am about done with the mainstream games media.



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« Reply #7175 on: September 12, 2014, 10:17:36 AM »
After the ridiculous clash between the games press pre-launch hype and post-launch reviews for Titanfall and Destiny I think I am about done with the mainstream games media.

It's the "hardcore" gaming community as a whole, not just the media. I don't even pay attention to the games media, but on GAF alone I've witnessed months and months of hardcore splooging over Destiny. The kinda frothing demand that can never be fully satisfied, not matter how good the game turns out to be. I figured out years ago it's much better to ignore the hype train (maybe occupy your life with better things) and just wait until the game is actually out to decide if it's worth my time or not.

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« Reply #7176 on: September 12, 2014, 10:29:49 AM »
After the ridiculous clash between the games press pre-launch hype and post-launch reviews for Titanfall and Destiny I think I am about done with the mainstream games media.

It's the "hardcore" gaming community as a whole, not just the media. I don't even pay attention to the games media, but on GAF alone I've witnessed months and months of hardcore splooging over Destiny. The kinda frothing demand that can never be fully satisfied, not matter how good the game turns out to be. I figured out years ago it's much better to ignore the hype train (maybe occupy your life with better things) and just wait until the game is actually out to decide if it's worth my time or not.

this is what gaming is now for many gaffers. a decade of mechanical stagnation combined the rise of superpublisher, taking ever more conservative, marketing driven measures to shore up an eroding industry has sucked the life from their hobby.

to the traditional console centric gamer, all that is left is hype. a thread on some drab looking wank like driveclub or the order can push dozens of pages right now, these games will barely register in people's memories six months after release. the hype to them is literally more fun than the games.

it's like drag fox hunting. they've replaced the fox with a bin bag full of turds dragged by a quad bike, but as long as they get to wear their faggy red outfits, blow a horn and ride around like dickheads all day, they can convince themselves they're having just as much fun as ever.

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« Reply #7177 on: September 12, 2014, 10:31:25 AM »
But those GIFs tho!!! :o

Stoney Mason

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« Reply #7178 on: September 12, 2014, 10:36:29 AM »
In the good old days I think most gamers were optimistically skeptical about the games they were anticipating. That's at least what it felt like to me.

Nowadays a large segment of gamers are so pre-invested that it all feels like a soldier going to war for his favorite software dev or console manufacturer, or some other nebulous community they want to feel a part of like I'm a PC gamer or I'm an indie game fan!

So it feels like 24/7 hype. And its worse because I expect companies to try to hype me. That's their job. But gamers are so eager to take that role now that any sort of normal healthy criticism/skepticism is gone. 


Momo

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« Reply #7180 on: September 12, 2014, 10:46:14 AM »
After the ridiculous clash between the games press pre-launch hype and post-launch reviews for Titanfall and Destiny I think I am about done with the mainstream games media.

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« Reply #7182 on: September 12, 2014, 10:57:02 AM »
But those GIFs tho!!! :o

 :lol

Driveclub is gonna disappoint I think



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« Reply #7185 on: September 12, 2014, 11:16:57 AM »
But those GIFs tho!!! :o

 :lol

Driveclub is gonna disappoint I think

It's hilarious to see some of those dummies lose their shit over GIFs that are about three seconds of cherry picked footage downscaled to like 240P, like that's gonna look anything like the final product, not that those same people wouldn't deny or defend a downgrade anyways.


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« Reply #7187 on: September 12, 2014, 11:24:23 AM »
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Himu

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« Reply #7188 on: September 12, 2014, 11:26:58 AM »
Jesus that bloody black Nintendo character thread
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #7189 on: September 12, 2014, 11:27:27 AM »
Theres a ton of newsfeed lines in that paragraph, but I'm thinking I should put it on the illustrious front page instead
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #7191 on: September 12, 2014, 11:29:49 AM »
Theres a ton of newsfeed lines in that paragraph, but I'm thinking I should put it on the illustrious front page instead

Do it. :rock
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« Reply #7192 on: September 12, 2014, 11:30:08 AM »
And yet here, in the one threshold I have left to preserve my fucking sanity. There are people everywhere who seem determined to make me idiotic. WHY?
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #7193 on: September 12, 2014, 11:35:35 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=893648

lets see how many times we can quote a pixelated plane brehs :hitler

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« Reply #7194 on: September 12, 2014, 11:39:25 AM »
I have spent my entire life to prove my genius
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« Reply #7195 on: September 12, 2014, 11:39:58 AM »
I have spent my entire life to prove my genius
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« Reply #7196 on: September 12, 2014, 11:42:37 AM »
After the ridiculous clash between the games press pre-launch hype and post-launch reviews for Titanfall and Destiny I think I am about done with the mainstream games media.

http://i.imgur.com/VC7blQb.png

I see nothing wrong with that besides destiny being higher than it should be. :hitler

:uguu :supergay Pigeons. :uguu



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« Reply #7199 on: September 12, 2014, 12:17:15 PM »
The 400K but broke thread has me legit shook. I might not make it in America.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=893483