1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Pickles the Firecat]

We're in kind of a win now phase atm. So while the longterm potential of progressive is enticing, we feel liberal is more suited to our immediate success.

Now, if you're willing to give us exclusive negotiation rights with decriminalization and something like...idk, future considerations on mandatory sentencing guidelines, we can talk.

[benjipwns]

Now, if you're willing to give us exclusive negotiation rights with decriminalization

Yeah, like you'll do anything with those.

[Positive Touch]

is ronito dead set on winning the Borean SmartDumb Poster of the Year Award 2014 or what

[Steve Contra]

Who the fuck is Big Jumbo?  Jesus christ people.

[I'm a Puppy!]

is ronito dead set on winning the Borean SmartDumb Poster of the Year Award 2014 or what

I don't think I stand a chance against Kara's walls of text. But a man can dream!

[Positive Touch]

Who the fuck is Big Jumbo?  Jesus christ people.

don't be jealous of my girth little one

[Steve Contra]

And why is Pickles trading our players to Benji?  We play in a real league, Benji and Karakand can deal with all the other D-League political philosophies.

[Himu]

Who the fuck is Big Jumbo?  Jesus christ people.

Spit out my damn water at this post. Don't ask

[nudemacusers]

oh man i love anime who is with me

[Steve Contra]

Who the fuck is Big Jumbo?  Jesus christ people.

don't be jealous of my girth little one

I'm serious, everyone changed their name at the same time and I have no idea who anyone is.

[benjipwns]

And why is Pickles trading our players to Benji?  We play in a real league, Benji and Karakand can deal with all the other D-League political philosophies.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Who the fuck is Big Jumbo?  Jesus christ people.

don't be jealous of my girth little one

This man, much like Oscar, has an avatar that makes his posts even more awesome.

[Positive Touch]

it is I, the one you called Positive Touch. I have traveled far and wide to visit many golden corrals and have now been christened Big Jumbo.

[Steve Contra]

And why is Pickles trading our players to Benji?  We play in a real league, Benji and Karakand can deal with all the other D-League political philosophies.

Anti-war was our thing.  OURS

[benjipwns]

While your boy Woodrow was sending us to war after campaigning on keeping us out, anarchists, socialists and random immigrants were going to jail for opposing the draft and war.   

[Pickles the Firecat]

And why is Pickles trading our players to Benji?  We play in a real league, Benji and Karakand can deal with all the other D-League political philosophies.

Farming talent from small market teams and foreign leagues is the key to our success breh. Can't wait for guaranteed minimum income to decide it wants to play in a league that matters

[Boogie]

Who the fuck is Big Jumbo?  Jesus christ people.

don't be jealous of my girth little one

I'm serious, everyone changed their name at the same time and I have no idea who anyone is.

You're a fine one to talk, Bob Amagon

damn, beat me to it

[StealthFan]

[I'm a Puppy!]

Not accurate. He's jumping with some athletic ability.

[nudemacusers]

Not accurate. He's jumping with some athletic ability.

what looks like the wringing of money-hungry claws is actually a labored breathing.

[Eel O'Brian]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=901598

ITT:  No one who's actually read up on WWI

[D3RANG3D]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=901598

ITT:  No one who's actually read up on WWI

WWI was like Necrovision.

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Or like Blackadder.

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[Eel O'Brian]

1. Dogfights
2. Zeppelin bombing
3. Espionage
4. U-boats
5. Tanks
6. Chemical Warfare

All of this happened during WWI

but no, sitting in trenches, blah-blah-blah

[nachobro]

Chemical Warfare simulator eh?

[Phoenix Dark]

[I'm a Puppy!]

1. Dogfights
2. Zeppelin bombing
3. Espionage
4. U-boats
5. Tanks
6. Chemical Warfare

All of this happened during WWI

but no, sitting in trenches, blah-blah-blah

Well the reason people are saying this is because their exposure to WWI is Dan Carlin's Hardcore History where he focuses intensely on trench warfare.
Personally, I'd love a WWI game...if I was into FPS games.

[Kara]

While your boy Woodrow was sending us to war after campaigning on keeping us out, anarchists, socialists and random immigrants were going to jail for opposing the draft and war.   

benji-kun don't be so hard on the bandwagoners.

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You forgot to troll social democrats too.

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@ all the sports metaphors.

[Kara]

We'll trade you the PRC's soon to be #1 economy (just the ranking, not the actual economy) for the rights to willful ignorance of history, BTW.

Fair trade imo, if you're willing to deal with D-Leaguers.

[jakefromstatefarm]

can a period FPS set in Europe with predominantly white characters sell in 2014?

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where's that other thinking smiley? you know the one I'm talking about

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[brob]

Like you couldn't furnish a WW1 game entirely out of colony coloreds. Which sets the stage for a grim-dark story of how both sides were bad and there are no good guys.

Except for the white british protagonist who thinks the colonies should be freed and has a fuckton of anachronistic ideas about right and wrong.

[Kara]

There's a recentish World War II comic... its name eludes me at the moment... and it has an issue set during the Spanish Civil War where an Irish fascist, a proper upstanding anti-racist, anti-fascist English gent in the International Brigades, some hard-ass Basque bro who dgaf, and a member of the Condor Legion are stuck in a foxhole and eventually the Irish fella gets the English one to break his façade and call him a bogtrotter. It's so :banderas friends.

[Pickles the Firecat]

Like you couldn't furnish a WW1 game entirely out of colony coloreds. Which sets the stage for a grim-dark story of how both sides were bad and there are no good guys.

Except for the white british protagonist who thinks the colonies should be freed and has a fuckton of anachronistic ideas about right and wrong.

More than a collection of clever set pieces and visceral encounters, A World At War infuses the stale FPS genre with new concepts and fresh ideas on how narrative structure can be utilized. Its true draw is the prominent and powerful message of equality spread throughout the players globe hopping adventures. Faced with the savage conditions of life in colonial holdings, William is forced to confront the depravity of man from a variety of political lenses...

[Eel O'Brian]

There's a recentish World War II comic... its name eludes me at the moment... and it has an issue set during the Spanish Civil War where an Irish fascist, a proper upstanding anti-racist, anti-fascist English gent in the International Brigades, some hard-ass Basque bro who dgaf, and a member of the Condor Legion are stuck in a foxhole and eventually the Irish fella gets the English one to break his façade and call him a bogtrotter. It's so :banderas friends.

That's called Condors, from Garth Ennis' War Stories DC comics series

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131472350&postcount=1

Fast forward to some special where you get a couple short dances and some porno for $20. The girl approaches me and despite the Giants game being on, I agree on a dance because she is so fine. We head on back and before the dance even starts, she says "let me know if anything makes you uncomfortable." That struck me as weird because who in the fuck is uncomfortable with ass or titties in their face but then she also said that "she was way better in the back than she was on stage."

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131472350&postcount=1

Fast forward to some special where you get a couple short dances and some porno for $20. The girl approaches me and despite the Giants game being on, I agree on a dance because she is so fine. We head on back and before the dance even starts, she says "let me know if anything makes you uncomfortable." That struck me as weird because who in the fuck is uncomfortable with ass or titties in their face but then she also said that "she was way better in the back than she was on stage."

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[Cerveza mas fina]

WW1 is the best for so many reasons:

-germany lost
-france lost
-russia lost
-poland won

[StealthFan]

Those Shadow Of Mordor reviews

[Momo]

WW1 is the best for so many reasons:

-germany lost
-france lost
-russia lost
-poland won

Only if it features Captain Darling.

[Kara]

That's called Condors, from Garth Ennis' War Stories DC comics series

You're the best.

[Dennis]

That Shadow Of Mordor Ultra texture setting that requires 6GB VRAM 

[Your Stalker]

pics?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Another WW1 fact:

Shock troops (elite infantry units) in the modern sense of the word where first used in this conflict

The primary goal of these detached units was to infiltrate the enemy's lines and break his cohesiveness as much as possible. These formations became known as Stosstruppen, or shock troops, and the tactics which they pioneered would lay the basis of post-WWI infantry tactics, such as the development of fire teams.

[Himu]

On Something Awful looks like some loser may buy me a custom title because I wrote a post in the DQ thread about how the mobile version of DQ8 improves upon the dungeon design in the ps2 version due to the more limited viewing experience.

Some guy is literally that mad that he's willing to shell out 10 bucks just to do this. Over Dragon Quest.

What a little bitch.

Someone find info on the user Pyroxene Stigma.

[Momo]

the mobile version of DQ8 improves upon the dungeon design in the ps2 version due to the more limited viewing experience.
What a little bitch.

I'm willing to spend money to buy a second account for the sole purpose of buying you an even worse title for your vicious DQ PS2 slights.

disgusting behavior Himu.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Hussars 

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[Cerveza mas fina]

Saving Vienna from the Turks 

[Momo]

Captain Darling

[bluemax]

Like you couldn't furnish a WW1 game entirely out of colony coloreds. Which sets the stage for a grim-dark story of how both sides were bad and there are no good guys.

Except for the white british protagonist who thinks the colonies should be freed and has a fuckton of anachronistic ideas about right and wrong.

Sounds like the kind of awful game Rockstar would make.

[Team Death Match]

1. Dogfights
2. Zeppelin bombing
3. Espionage
4. U-boats
5. Tanks
6. Chemical Warfare

All of this happened during WWI

but no, sitting in trenches, blah-blah-blah

Well the reason people are saying this is because their exposure to WWI is Dan Carlin's Hardcore History where he focuses intensely on trench warfare.
Personally, I'd love a WWI game...if I was into FPS games.

I'm pretty sure the public perception of WWI being all trenches all the time predates Blueprints for Armageddon by like 50-70 years dude.

[pilonv1]

XVII's century polish winged hussar armor set:

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history

I'm using Poland in Civ 5 right now, hussars are great.

All heil king Casimir of Poland

[Dennis]

Nexus of hardcore Poles.

[Momo]

Tent of hard Poles

[Kara]

Hussars 

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Playing that Polish history Mount & Blade just so I can be a winged hussar in Mount & Blade.

[Squiddy]

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I want someone to unironically tweet this.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

LOL

Devo sighting:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131507213&postcount=268

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131560898&postcount=313

[sarslip]

Those Shadow Of Mordor reviews

an 85, with the bulk of reviews to come, I'm gonna say 78 when the dust clears.  looks interesting and fun, but i wanted Condemned 3

[Dennis]

Devo sighting:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=131560898&postcount=313

Such a viscous attack on a fellow gaffer 

[Himu]

the dungeons don't even have a more limited viewpoint.  your brain is tricking you. if you slice off the top and bottom of the viewing area in the mobile versions, you get the exact same view as the ps2 version.  you're not seeing less, you're seeing more.

You have less viewing space horizontally, though and that's where it counts. Certain dungeons feel cramped, and because of this, don't feel like linear treks anymore.

the mobile version of DQ8 improves upon the dungeon design in the ps2 version due to the more limited viewing experience.
What a little bitch.

I'm willing to spend money to buy a second account for the sole purpose of buying you an even worse title for your vicious DQ PS2 slights.

disgusting behavior Himu.

Only Momo would post this.

It's amazing how mad people get over games over there. IM GOING TO BUY A CUSTOM TITLE BECAUSE OF YOUR CONTROVERSIAL OPINION OF PREFERRING THE MOBILE VERSION YOU taco.

bring it.

[StealthFan]

Game looks pretty bad, like an Ass Creed knockoff for LotR nerds.

Pass.

:

It's a Arkham/Creed knockoff nicca, and they're saying it's better than AC.

[sarslip]

:
they're saying it's better than AC.

so theyre not saying much then