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[Am_I_Anonymous]

tats can be cool when they're just script or geometric shit like polynesian sleeves

That being said there's always a level of cornball involved when you aren't a member of the vory and you willingly acquiesce to painting a bumper sticker on your body with the most permanent of markers. There's also something to be said about the aesthetic of not having any tats; to the majority of the human population who can't pull it off, this should be a source of solidarity.

free form designs and shit are universally

There was a guy at the beach a few weeks ago that had beer logos all over his back. He looked like a nascar driver. Horrible.

[Himu]

Fucking I'm telling you. Now shit like roman reigns' or the rock's tattoo is I love cultural tattoos.

[Shaka Khan]

Really fuckbag, if you have a problem with me, put me on ignore. I dont have (more) time to deal with your shit or give you attention.

But babe...



... you've been on ignore...



... all along.

[Himu]

When does new RuPaul start

[octopushover]

Tattoos are gross and I fucking hate how every man under the sun now has his entire body covered in them. I miss the days when tats were reserved for social deviants and outcasts. It seems to be daring these days it takes a man guts to NOT have a tattoo ruining his besutiful sexy skin.

Fuck tattoos and fuck every dude trying to look like a goddam gangster.

this is the gaffest post i've ever seen on here

Hardly. It's a common opinion among women as more and more men get tacky ass full body tattoos.

it's a common opinion among men on gaf about women they'll never have a chance with too

[Momo]

Fucking I'm telling you. Now shit like roman reigns' or the rock's tattoo is I love cultural tattoos.

I had considered getting something similar (would've drawn my own) to a rood inverse/blood sin when I was younger, if i had more time I probably would have done it. Now that I'm older I can only laugh at the idea.

[Rahxephon91]

Common opinion? why do I see all these tattooed dudes with hot women then?

[Mr. Nobody]

Common opinion? why do I see all these tattooed dudes with hot women then?

This won't end well 

[Himu]

Fucking I'm telling you. Now shit like roman reigns' or the rock's tattoo is I love cultural tattoos.

I had considered getting something similar (would've drawn my own) to a rood inverse/blood sin when I was younger, if i had more time I probably would have done it. Now that I'm older I can only laugh at the idea.


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That's from vagrant fucking story

[Rahxephon91]

http://hdwallpapersbase.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Vagrant-Story-Wallpapers-.jpg

I was about to say...

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm not opposed to tattoos but lord they look horrible once you get older and that skin starts sagging. Fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellows...

[Himu]

Tattoos are gross and I fucking hate how every man under the sun now has his entire body covered in them. I miss the days when tats were reserved for social deviants and outcasts. It seems to be daring these days it takes a man guts to NOT have a tattoo ruining his besutiful sexy skin.

Fuck tattoos and fuck every dude trying to look like a goddam gangster.

this is the gaffest post i've ever seen on here

Hardly. It's a common opinion among women as more and more men get tacky ass full body tattoos.

it's a common opinion among men on gaf about women they'll never have a chance with too

You honestly think the only guys who go full on tat are model hot guys?

[Momo]

Yes, similar aesthetic not a fucking video game tattoo.  I like the general shape of that one and wanted a spinal tattoo. Couldn't think of a better thing to show that.

[Shaka Khan]

When does new RuPaul start

Fuck if I know. The assumption that I do is quite offensive. What are you gonna ask me next— when is the next Cher album dropping?!

[Himu]

When is the next Cher album dropping, bb?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Catfight!

[Pickles the Firecat]

I'm not opposed to tattoos but lord they look horrible once you get older and that skin starts sagging. Fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellows...

Once skin starts sagging to that degree the way your ink looks is going to be a far away concern RE: how you look

[Himu]

Common opinion? why do I see all these tattooed dudes with hot women then?

Because you are using confirmation bias just like I am using confirmation bias among women that dudes with tattoos are (mostly) gross

[Shaka Khan]

When is the next Cher album dropping, bb?

No plans for one afaik.

[Himu]

When is the next Cher album dropping, bb?

Nothing announced yet.

I'm sorry

[Himu]

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/doonan/2012/04/how_common_are_tattoos_too_common_.html

The Gay brethren agree

tats

[Rahxephon91]

Common opinion? why do I see all these tattooed dudes with hot women then?

Because you are using confirmation bias just like I am using confirmation bias among women that dudes with tattoos are (mostly) gross

Then stop it.

[Himu]

I have no reason to stop considering that more and more people are getting tattoos and thus more and more people are starting to look gross. Since I have no tattoo I'm becoming an outlier. I'll say what I want. Some girls find them attractive; I dont. Doesn't make me a gaffer or unable to pick up a hot guy.

[Momo]

Where are you getting this crazy idea that people without tattoos are the outliers himu? The tattoo-less are still the firm majority

[Rufus]

I'm not opposed to tattoos but lord they look horrible once you get older and that skin starts sagging. Fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellows...

Honestly, sagging skin is sagging skin. Unless you've got burn scars or some sort of skin infection there are no degrees to how bad it looks. It's binary. Aging sucks.

Imagine how low your nuts will hang at 70.

[Himu]

The tattoo less form the majority but it's more and more common to get one - or 40. Every now and then is fine, but these days a huge amount of people have them especially down south.

[Phoenix Dark]

One of my friends has a tattoo slightly above her vagina. I just don't get it.

[Shadow Mod]

I don't think tats are gross, I think they're distracting. Also full body/limb stuff makes me think they have clothes on because I can't see skin.

[Himu]

One of my friends has a tattoo slightly above her vagina. I just don't get it.

[Dennis]

One of my friends has a tattoo slightly above her vagina. I just don't get it.

This is the worst. There is just no way for that to not look utterly trashy.

  hoebag

[Himu]

PD WHAT IS THE TATTOO OF

[Rufus]

I like like ones that have some degree of thought put into positioning and maybe even a theme. Random nerd tattoos are the worst. Sleeves made of video game characters.

[Himu]

I like like ones that have some degree of thought put into positioning and maybe even a theme. Random nerd tattoos are the worst. Sleeves made of video game characters.

One guy at work has an entire sleeve of pokemon done in sumi-e style

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=903686

Kara check this out

[Eel O'Brian]

Yeah, if I were a young person I'd seriously consider going to school and specializing in minor plastic surgery for piercing repair/tatto removal, etc. Gonna be big business in about a decade.

[Phoenix Dark]

PD WHAT IS THE TATTOO OF

Black barbed wire (like the type you typically see on a dude's biceps) with red roses interwoven. She kept telling me she had a cute tattoo over her vagina, and I thought nothing of it; she's crazy. Then one day I had to bring her to my place around 2PM after she got too drunk at a party and lost her keys, and she yanked her pants and thong off and I saw the tattoo (fully shaved).

Needless to say I called a couple people to get alibis and managed to convince another female friend of mine to sleep over that night to watch her.

[Himu]

PD WHAT IS THE TATTOO OF

Needless to say I called a couple people to get alibis and managed to convince another female friend of mine to sleep over that night to watch her.

[Phoenix Dark]

Ain't no way my black ass is catching a charge due to walking a drunken white chick into my place, alone.

[Dennis]

Sounds like paranoia. Blackanoia.

[Himu]

Good on you pd. Just like when you go to a shop you always request a bag,  cover your bases. The amount of baggers who give you your stuff without bagging is insane. What kind of parent doesn't teach their children to always bag their groceries? Oh. Right.

[Big Hoops]

Ear hoops/plates/gauges are gross.

smh

naming yourself after a mediocre ass, forgettable Furtado song. You must be POPGAF filth.

the fact that you know the song is the true kii 

[Mr. Nobody]

Good on you pd. Just like when you go to a shop you always request a bag,  cover your bases. The amount of baggers who give you your stuff without bagging is insane. What kind of parent doesn't teach their children to always bag their groceries? Oh. Right.

Where are you shopping where stuff doesn't get bagged?

Now reminding them motherfuckers about double bagging beverages 

[Himu]

Any store. Like I went to RadioShack to get my dad something for his bday, and then she didn't bag it. I had to remind her. Went to the grocery store across the street, and for him snacks, card, bday bag, and some other stuff and it all fit into the bday bag I got him. Had to remind the bagger there too. One bagger helped me to my car the other day when I got food for a party though, that was nice.

[thisismyusername]

Ear hoops/plates/gauges are gross.

I agree with this.

Tattoos are gross and I fucking hate how every man under the sun now has his entire body covered in them. I miss the days when tats were reserved for social deviants and outcasts. It seems to be daring these days it takes a man guts to NOT have a tattoo ruining his besutiful sexy skin.

Fuck tattoos and fuck every dude trying to look like a goddam gangster.

I don't agree with this. Tattoos on men when done right are hot. The issue is 1) old age ruining it and 2) a lot of people may get fat/thin too quickly to where the skin stretches/distorts the tattoo a lot.

You guys hate punk rock chicks? 

Gauges aren't "punk rock," you tremendous taco. Go back to the 70's and look at how they dressed. They didn't ever stretch their ears.

[Himu]

I agree the right tat on men are hot. But most men don't get the right tattoos.

[Phoenix Dark]

I hate it, but you gotta do it. I'll get like 2 small items at the dollar store and then ask for it to be bagged. The cashier never look annoyed thankfully.

I also often walk out of stores pretending to read the receipt just to further drive home the point that I paid for my shit.

[Mr. Nobody]

Any store. Like I went to RadioShack to get my dad something for his bday, and then she didn't bag it. I had to remind her. Went to the grocery store across the street, and for him snacks, card, bday bag, and some other stuff and it all fit into the bday bag I got him. Had to remind the bagger there too. One bagger helped me to my car the other day when I got food for a party though, that was nice.

Just fuckery. Most employees I deal with at least have some decency.

[Pickles the Firecat]

California has turned into a bring your own bag wasteland. How the fuck am I supposed to remember my own bags? What do I look like, a functioning adult?

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/so-this-55-250-pawg-is-feeling-me-at-work-brehs.253968/

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/so-this-55-250-pawg-is-feeling-me-at-work-brehs.253968/

5'5", 250

"shawty thick" 

Nothing wrong with a fat girl...just tell the truth


dude posted a pic 

[StealthFan]

Ear hoops/plates/gauges are gross.

smh

naming yourself after a mediocre ass, forgettable Furtado song. You must be POPGAF filth.

the fact that you know the song is the true kii 

fuck you and everyone that dapped your post

[El Babua]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/so-this-55-250-pawg-is-feeling-me-at-work-brehs.253968/

5'5", 250

"shawty thick" 

Nothing wrong with a fat girl...just tell the truth


dude posted a pic 

*sees pic*

:deadpos

Oh shit

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/so-this-55-250-pawg-is-feeling-me-at-work-brehs.253968/page-4#post-10265178

 

[jakefromstatefarm]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/so-this-55-250-pawg-is-feeling-me-at-work-brehs.253968/

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[CatsCatsCats]

Google makin it hard outchea

[kingkitty]

Can someone direct me to this forum's kpop thread? thanks in advance

[Phoenix Dark]

Can someone direct me to this forum's kpop thread? thanks in advance

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33204.9990

[Squiddy]

Can someone direct me to this forum's kpop thread? thanks in advance

This is a small forum, if you want myriads of sub-communities then I suggest you try NeoGAF.com
But if you're interested in a friendly atmosphere where everyone engages in friendly banter, try out the pop thread here (but don't judge us borians too harshly if we are dismissive of your kpopian ways - we're only doing it in jest.)

[CatsCatsCats]

Can someone direct me to this forum's kpop thread? thanks in advance

This is a small forum, if you want myriads of sub-communities then I suggest you try NeoGAF.com
But if you're interested in a friendly atmosphere where everyone engages in friendly banter, try out the pop thread here (but don't judge us borians too harshly if we are dismissive of your kpopian ways - we're only doing it in jest.)

[kingkitty]

Can someone direct me to this forum's kpop thread? thanks in advance

This is a small forum, if you want myriads of sub-communities then I suggest you try NeoGAF.com
But if you're interested in a friendly atmosphere where everyone engages in friendly banter, try out the pop thread here (but don't judge us borians too harshly if we are dismissive of your kpopian ways - we're only doing it in jest.)

I'll just stick to neogaf.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=903686

Kara check this out

I gotta start using, "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it," irl because it's not an incorrect description of my behavior irl.