1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Himu]

dave have you quit smoking yet

[SmokyDave]

dave have you quit smoking yet

Nah. Starting attempt number two, um... soon. Honest.

Any day now. Just not today.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

SmockyDave

smucklydave

[Kara]

Nah. Starting attempt number two, um... soon. Honest.

Any day now. Just not today.

You should stop breh.

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[SmokyDave]

Nah. Starting attempt number two, um... soon. Honest.

Any day now. Just not today.

You should stop breh.

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Tell me about it. Been smoking for a quarter of a century this week (started on October 10th '89). Fuck knows how many years that's gonna cost me.

[Kara]

Each one cuts your life short by 11 minutes or something like that.

[Kara]

A nosy parent at a high school I was at for a competition my sibling was in once asked me if I knew "those things" (by which they meant the cigarette I was smoking) would kill me and I said, "I'm counting on it," and took a drag.

[Broseidon]

Is'nt SA just MEGAthreads though? I can't stand that format.

Hmmm well, yeah. But there's a ticket that shows how many posts have been made since you post. It also leads to larger sense of community because about 10-20 people post in the same threads. If you click the number of posts since you've last viewed, it instantly takes you to where you left off. But it's much better than nothing but news threads.

Try clicking the gaf logo to the left of thread titles

[SmokyDave]

Each one cuts your life short by 11 minutes or something like that.

I know, man. I try and claw some back by taking quicker shits.

That's why you should start smoking cock instead like the rest of us.

Bit harder to nip outside and suck a quick cock after a meal.

[Broseidon]

Bit harder to nip outside and suck a quick cock after a meal.

Dining at the wrong places, I see.

[Shaka Khan]

SmokySteve, care to defend yourself against these serious allegations?

Smokey Dave's lily white ass talking about how aggressive Nobody is BCT is such an awful community. PD got it right.

  And I wasn't even the one who called him out on being the resident white male perspective whenever something goes down in that thread

smokeydave is a master at defending European racism.

1. Do you really have a masters in defending European racism?
2. Are you truly the resident while male perspective in the BCT?
3. Is your ass as little and as white as they say?
4. Is it true that you literally can't stop smoking cigarillos?

[CatsCatsCats]

A nosy parent at a high school I was at for a competition my sibling was in once asked me if I knew "those things" (by which they meant the cigarette I was smoking) would kill me and I said, "I'm counting on it," and took a drag.

[SmokyDave]

SmokySteve, care to defend yourself against these serious allegations?

1. Do you really have a masters in defending European racism?
2. Are you truly the resident while male perspective in the BCT?
3. Is your ass as little and as white as they say?
4. Is it true that you literally can't stop smoking cigarillos?

Sure.

1. Don't have a masters yet. I'm working towards one and every post helps. Doesn't help that there's just so little racism in my part of the world. Might move to the states and get my PhD in two weeks flat.
2. Nope. I like that thread because it's usually chilled and funny, but they'd need an American dude for that.
3. It's perfectly formed and a nice shade I like to call 'golden sunrise'.
4. Nah. Wouldn't be able to smoke joints if that was the case.

[Yulwei]

The only reason I even go into those japanese sales threads is to watch Ninthings get angry at SmokyDave week after week 

[Vertigo]

I read the first page of that AC thread when it went up earlier when it was just two pages. How the fuck is that thread now 75 pages?   

The best part is the actual serious discussion of MS bribing Ubisoft.

[Kara]

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Dating myself like the True Crime launch party story with this one, but I remember seeing a 15 minute sneak peak of this at Comic Con one year and it opened with his oncologist telling him he had terminal lung cancer and then Every. Single. Scene. after started with him smoking. I thought it was a nice touch.

[SmokyDave]

The only reason I even go into those japanese sales threads is to watch Ninthings get angry at SmokyDave week after week 

Dude I've trolled, reverse-trolled, and re-trolled that thread so much that I don't even know what I'm supposed to care about now.

Thinking of knocking up a 'we are the champions' montage video of a couple of Vitas working out for the end of 2014. Just need the Vita to finish higher than '13, and the 3DS to finish lower.

[fey]

The only reason I even go into those japanese sales threads is to watch Ninthings get angry at SmokyDave week after week 

Dude I've trolled, reverse-trolled, and re-trolled that thread so much that I don't even know what I'm supposed to care about now.

Thinking of knocking up a 'we are the champions' montage video of a couple of Vitas working out for the end of 2014. Just need the Vita to finish higher than '13, and the 3DS to finish lower.

no offense but can u please deactivate your account

[nudemacusers]

mcu fanthings are literally worse than hitler in ebola form jesus christ goddamn.

[CatsCatsCats]

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Dating myself like the True Crime launch party story with this one, but I remember seeing a 15 minute sneak peak of this at Comic Con one year and it opened with his oncologist telling him he had terminal lung cancer and then Every. Single. Scene. after started with him smoking. I thought it was a nice touch.

Coming this month: a tv adaptation where he doesn't smoke

[Big Hoops]

i cannot imagine ironically stanning a video game console. Much classier 2 ironically stan Portuguese-Canadian folk-pop singers imo

[nudemacusers]

i only stan fashion labels

[Kara]

Coming this month: a tv adaptation where he doesn't smoke

Fucking Mad Men can be a 44 minute Marlboro mersh every week but my fucking Constantine can't smoke?

[octopushover]

A nosy parent at a high school I was at for a competition my sibling was in once asked me if I knew "those things" (by which they meant the cigarette I was smoking) would kill me and I said, "I'm counting on it," and took a drag.

I...AM...AN AMERICAN BADASS

[CatsCatsCats]

Coming this month: a tv adaptation where he doesn't smoke

Fucking Mad Men can be a 44 minute Marlboro mersh every week but my fucking Constantine can't smoke?

Network tv

[nudemacusers]

smoking is totally rad and cool, especially when you're in a suit and looking fly as fuck. too bad it murders my lungs the next day.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133101260&postcount=1

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133101260&postcount=1

it's really awful that you can't buy games from any other location.

[Kara]

smoking is totally rad and cool, especially when you're in a suit and looking fly as fuck. too bad it murders my lungs the next day.

Have you tried perique? Not only is it very... you but I think it would alleviate some of this.

Unless you smoke like a pack in a night.

[nudemacusers]

oh i only smoke like a handful of times a year at most. usually djarum black or dunhill if I can get them. #classy


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Perique /pəˈriːk/ is a type of tobacco from Saint James Parish, Louisiana, known for its strong, powerful, and fruity aroma.



what are you trying to say?

[Kara]

Not really sure anything BAT makes could be considered classy.

e: That you're of course.

(I smoke them from time to time myself, though they're a bit much for me to use on the reg.)

[nudemacusers]

 


and i only pretend to be gay for internet cred. straight gets no play online

[CatsCatsCats]

I used to love djarums until Obama ruined them

[Supermanisdead]

when i bought criminal girls from gamestop, i told the limp wristed cashier that he better not dare touch my gamecard

[nudemacusers]

I used to love djarums until Obama ruined them

they don't seem much different, just packaged as 'mini cigars' or whatever.

[Courage]

mcu fanthings are literally worse than hitler in ebola form jesus christ goddamn.

You sure about that?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133170419&postcount=3907

 

[Kara]

Fake gay gamers.

[CatsCatsCats]

I used to love djarums until Obama ruined them

they don't seem much different, just packaged as 'mini cigars' or whatever.

Tobacco wrapped instead of paper wrapped, at least it was initially when I first started complaining about this

[StealthFan]

Went from 90 PSN friends I barely saw to 356 with this goon program Goddamn. Too bad most of these niccas playing destiny

[nudemacusers]

mcu fanthings are literally worse than hitler in ebola form jesus christ goddamn.

You sure about that?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133170419&postcount=3907

 

well i stand corrected. in my defense, if I ever seen a gaming thread go from 0-100 pages in less than a day i just automatically it's some stupid bullshit and keep scrolling.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133101260&postcount=1

it's really awful that you can't buy games from any other location.

You're saying I shouldn't actively support the same business practices that I complain about on the internet?

[Shadow Mod]

We still got console fanboys?

I just don't get it. If you're an adult buy everything and or stfu.

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133101260&postcount=1

 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133101260&postcount=1

it's really awful that you can't buy games from any other location.

You're saying I shouldn't actively support the same business practices that I complain about on the internet?

whoa whoa hold on, let's not get crazy. i mean i hate dead animals as much as the next thoughtful 21st century dude but if you think i'm skippin out on my leathers

[king of the internet]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=133170998

 

"Fuck everyone who says this is a non issue."
Agreed. Those people need to fuck off and not even bother posting in this thread.

This is a huge issue which sets a precedent for future multi-platform titles.

Anyone who doesn't oppose this awful practice is scum.

 

[nudemacusers]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=133170998

 

"Fuck everyone who says this is a non issue."
Agreed. Those people need to fuck off and not even bother posting in this thread.

This is a huge issue which sets a precedent for future multi-platform titles.

Anyone who doesn't oppose this awful practice is scum.

 

Friends and fellow posters: I stand before you tonight under indictment for the alleged crime of having not given a shit about console parity, posting without having a meltdown about shit nobody cares about. It shall be my work this evening to prove to you that in thus not giving a shit, I not only committed no crime, but, instead, simply exercised my posters's rights, guaranteed to me and all internet posters by the Neogaf TOS, beyond the power of any individual console justice warrior to deny.

[Kara]

That's not a nice thing to say about NeoGAF member Scum.

[Yulwei]

We still got console fanboys?

I just don't get it. If you're an adult buy everything and or stfu.

There was an article a while back which claimed that console fanboys are actually in love with sony/nintendo/ms/whatever

they want to fuck their ps4s

[nudemacusers]

but.. my ps4 is black

[Your Stalker]

but is it black black?

[nudemacusers]

it's a 37 on the chart

[Mr. Nobody]

Oh hey, its ChalkyDave!

Don't worry man, the hoodie is on only because its chilly out...you have nothing to fear 

[zepblackstar]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=133170998

 

"Fuck everyone who says this is a non issue."
Agreed. Those people need to fuck off and not even bother posting in this thread.

This is a huge issue which sets a precedent for future multi-platform titles.

Anyone who doesn't oppose this awful practice is scum.

 

you know what.. I got to agree.  If one console can do better but you intentionally hold it back so the other guy doesn't feel bad... Its socialism damn it

[benjipwns]

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Dating myself like the True Crime launch party story with this one, but I remember seeing a 15 minute sneak peak of this at Comic Con one year and it opened with his oncologist telling him he had terminal lung cancer and then Every. Single. Scene. after started with him smoking. I thought it was a nice touch.

I unironically love that movie. Even think Keanutine was great, dunno why fans get so butthurt over it. Even having read the comics, it's not THAT far off, especially the laid back vibe of everything, which for comic movies at that time was not a normal thing.

Plus the Satan scene. 

[SmokyDave]

Oh hey, its ChalkyDave!

Don't worry man, the hoodie is on only because its chilly out...you have nothing to fear 

.....I'm wearing a hoodie.

(Sorry mac. It's cold, man).

[I'm a Puppy!]

Oh hey, its ChalkyDave!

Don't worry man, the hoodie is on only because its chilly out...you have nothing to fear 

But, do you have skittles?

[I'm a Puppy!]

Wait a sec....90 pages about Ass Creed's parity? What?

[Kara]

I unironically love that movie. Even think Keanutine was great, dunno why fans get so butthurt over it. Even having read the comics, it's not THAT far off, especially the laid back vibe of everything, which for comic movies at that time was not a normal thing.

Plus the Satan scene. 

I actually really like it too.

A tragic hero who's only a hero because he's trying to stave off eternal damnation he knows exists and awaits him because god is a lawful neutral asshole.

Even Shia isn't that bad in it.

[Yulwei]

mcu fanthings are literally worse than hitler in ebola form jesus christ goddamn.

I can even understand why cape comic fanboys are the way they are, there is some awesome stuff in the comics medium. But the MCU? It's literally nothing but formulaic, mediocre crap at best. It's such a fucking weird thing to stan. Why the fuck would you stan mediocrity?

[larrydavid]

yeah i am just now checking this long ass thread and someone is talking about plato's cave and there are also various images and boycott posts, this ish is even funnier to look at when you get back and only have a vague idea what's going on, lol gamerz