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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14821 on: November 02, 2014, 10:40:03 PM »
The allure of the korean female has driven Dokish to racism against the chinese and japanese on several occasions.


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« Reply #14823 on: November 02, 2014, 10:41:01 PM »
The allure of the korean female has driven Dokish to racism against the chinese and japanese on several occasions.
lol so the dude is hardcore korean ride or die. kinda respect that tbh :ohhh
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« Reply #14824 on: November 02, 2014, 10:42:56 PM »
"This is obviously not SK porn. That actress is obviously light skinned thai. Who do they think they're fooling? ugh. *closes tab*
- Dokish, date unkown

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« Reply #14825 on: November 02, 2014, 11:11:43 PM »
I though it was natural to say female?

Isn't how cops usually make descriptions? "Black male. Middle twenties. Wearing a red hoodie". Stuff like that.


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« Reply #14826 on: November 02, 2014, 11:13:59 PM »
The allure of the korean female has driven Dokish to racism against the chinese and japanese on several occasions.


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« Reply #14827 on: November 02, 2014, 11:55:45 PM »
botty is gayer than a white iphone
I have a white iphone :brazilcry

Bitch, please. Who have you been foolin' with your "straight man masquerading as a gay man" shtick? :gurl You just admitting you have a white iPhone causes this Jinga tower to crumble even further than it already had.

Plus, those shoes. With that hair. :gurl And those suits. :gurl :gurl
but look how dirty my shoes get!

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« Reply #14828 on: November 03, 2014, 12:02:04 AM »
botty is gayer than a white iphone
I have a white iphone :brazilcry

Bitch, please. Who have you been foolin' with your "straight man masquerading as a gay man" shtick? :gurl You just admitting you have a white iPhone causes this Jinga tower to crumble even further than it already had.

Plus, those shoes. With that hair. :gurl And those suits. :gurl :gurl
but look how dirty my shoes get!

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14829 on: November 03, 2014, 12:04:15 AM »
"This is obviously not SK porn. That actress is obviously light skinned thai. Who do they think they're fooling? ugh. *closes tab*
- Dokish, date unkown
I can't hate on a sharp eye for porn details.
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« Reply #14830 on: November 03, 2014, 12:04:55 AM »
Dokish with dem koreaboo delusions.  The legit discomfort he's causing is pretty hilarious.

Apparently I need to spend more time in OT.  Seems like stuff is more polarizing than ever, which makes for some pretty amusing exchanges.


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« Reply #14832 on: November 03, 2014, 12:46:24 AM »
very first mission in new call of duty is repelling a North Korean invasion in South Korean. Gotta save them hairs.

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« Reply #14833 on: November 03, 2014, 12:48:23 AM »
very first mission in new call of duty is repelling a North Korean invasion in South Korean. Gotta save them hairs.

Bought? Rental? Pirate? :hitler

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« Reply #14834 on: November 03, 2014, 12:52:00 AM »
very first mission in new call of duty is repelling a North Korean invasion in South Korean. Gotta save them hairs.

Bought? Rental? Pirate? :hitler

Bought of course. My love for Call of Duty and Michael Bay isn't ironic. I'm really about this life.

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« Reply #14835 on: November 03, 2014, 01:11:27 AM »
And the son of  the ceo of the worlds biggest and most advanced PMC was just a grunt in the Marines during that invasion. Yep.

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« Reply #14836 on: November 03, 2014, 01:37:06 AM »
Speaking of SK, those fuckers have made some amazing movies. Memories Of Murder is one of my favorite cop movies ever.

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« Reply #14837 on: November 03, 2014, 01:44:52 AM »
botty is a straight man

I always thought botty was female.

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« Reply #14839 on: November 03, 2014, 01:58:17 AM »
Speaking of SK, those fuckers have made some amazing movies. Memories Of Murder is one of my favorite cop movies ever.

As far as asian cinema goes, SK is a cut above the rest. There's some amazing HK and Chinese filmmakers of course, Japanese too but for the most part an average SK filmmaker is like three times the filmmaker they are. A lot of japanese films in particular are just fucking awful. For every decent Japanese film I've seen, there are a dozen I regret wasting time on. Out the gate Japanese films tend to have this level of cheese that I just can't fuck with.

Doesn't help that a lot of the shit being championed in asian film circles from Japan right now I just cannot fuck with on any level. Fuck Sion Sono. Friend of mine spent a year trying to tell me how great he was and it took that entire year of me telling him to fuck off to leave me alone.

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« Reply #14840 on: November 03, 2014, 02:13:14 AM »
 :holeup Japanese cinema... no thanks. I am not down with that shit. There was some way cool shit in the  90s and even into the very early 00s, but everything after that no way.

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« Reply #14841 on: November 03, 2014, 02:16:57 AM »
It started and ended with Kurosawa. Well him and Beat Takeshi had a few good movies.
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« Reply #14842 on: November 03, 2014, 02:24:20 AM »
It really is sorta surprising that Japan could have such a powerhouse like Kurosawa and then no one to take up his level of quality work after he left.
Really strange when you think of it.

Beat Takeshi had Kikujiro, Hana-Bi and Brother but that was about the extent of his important stuff.

Of course there' Miyazaki, but it's likely he'll go the way Kurosawa did. A huge giant that no one follows.
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« Reply #14843 on: November 03, 2014, 02:31:45 AM »
Japanese film. :kobeyuck

South Korea is amazing, but isn't it experiencing its own mini decline?
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« Reply #14844 on: November 03, 2014, 02:32:11 AM »
13 Assassins was good but for the 3 or 5 solid movies Takashi Miike has done his career is littered with garbage. These dudes do like 3 movies a year minimum so they only make a decent movie once every six to eight years or so.
Japanese film. :kobeyuck

South Korea is amazing, but isn't it experiencing its own mini decline?
Yeah, there have been some fumbles lately.

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« Reply #14845 on: November 03, 2014, 02:33:00 AM »
The best Miike film is Gozu.

13 Assassin's was pretty mediocre.
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« Reply #14846 on: November 03, 2014, 02:35:12 AM »
Yeah, there have been some fumbles lately.

China will be on the up as its economy gets even more crazy. Hopefully. We can't rely on Japan, that's for sure.
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« Reply #14847 on: November 03, 2014, 02:35:36 AM »
The best Miike film is Gozu.

13 Assassin's was pretty mediocre.

and that was early 00s right? You gon on his imdb I'm sure he's done 50 movies since then.

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« Reply #14848 on: November 03, 2014, 02:37:27 AM »
Talking about the mainstream stuff, it just seems to me that modern Japanese film lacks the sophistication of pretty much every other region's films. The acting always seems either overblown or just too muted. It always comes off as a cartoon. The special effects always seem too fake. Even expensive fairs like those Gantz movies leave a lot to be desired. Also they just seemed staged and choreographed far too dramatically.

Then the subject material and/or writing just seems so well.....bad.

Compared to Hong Kong and South Korean cinema they kind of feel like a joke. Visually and artistically Japanese aesthetics can be great of course, but HK and SK films don't falter at all compared to western cinema. Maybe it sounds raciest and very pro-western, but every time I watch a Japanese movie there's just this inherit sillyness or something. When I watch a HK or SK movie I feel like I'm watching an actual serious movie that really should be playing in theaters.

Of course I'm talking about the serious mainstream stuff that's probably akin to Hollywood movies. Not the indie stuff.

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« Reply #14849 on: November 03, 2014, 02:37:44 AM »
I know about Miike's horrifically mediocre output. The man is the Nic Cage of film directors. The man has talent, but just hams it up more often than not.

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« Reply #14850 on: November 03, 2014, 02:39:24 AM »
Drug War was solid (Johnnie To is always pretty solid). AS far as super recent JP films go I really wanted to check this out based of the trailer but I'm never in a rush to  be disappointed by another JP film (it's takeshi miike):



You can kinda tell from the trailer already though thats its just gonna be ultraviolence with a thin ass plot but at least it doesn't look silly.

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« Reply #14851 on: November 03, 2014, 02:40:37 AM »
My favorite Miike film is Dead Or Alive 1. 2 was also damn good, but 3... yeah.

Beat Takeshi had a great run in the 90s and which concluded with Brothers. I enjoyed Zatoichi as well and that came out in 03.

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« Reply #14852 on: November 03, 2014, 02:40:37 AM »
I dunno how true it is but I have a friend that grew up in Japan and he said that one of the reasons that film sucks so bad there is that famous actors/directors tend to mainly come from established acting families and that it's hard to become a well known actor if you're not part of one of those families and so you don't have many actors and they don't have to be very good.

I really don't know if he's exaggerating or if he's telling the truth, but it does seem pretty plausible that this would be a big cause.
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« Reply #14853 on: November 03, 2014, 02:40:44 AM »
Call Of Duty is garbage.
Like McDonald's food is garbage. Yet for some reason I still enjoy eating a hot quarter pounder with some fries. It's a terrible hamburger, but maybe the overly salty meat patty hits the taste buds in such brute forceful yet shallow way that I enjoy it.

That's what CoD is and I enjoy it for it.
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« Reply #14854 on: November 03, 2014, 02:42:08 AM »
Japanese tv doesn't seem to be that much better unfortunately, going by what's on Crunchyroll. SK seems to be owning it up there as well.

Like, for instance, I don't think I've ever seen a Japanese tv show remotely on par with this Three Kingdoms adaptation.



China and SK stay making Japan look like C-tier. :rejoice

Gotta give Japan credit where it's due for Battle Royale, though. Classic.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14855 on: November 03, 2014, 02:43:19 AM »
All About lily chou-chou is easily the best movie Japan has put out since the new millennium, imo. Absolutely haunting film. I loved it.

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« Reply #14856 on: November 03, 2014, 02:44:01 AM »
what I wouldn't give for a Three Kingdoms movie trilogy that was actually well done. It's my favorite book.
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« Reply #14857 on: November 03, 2014, 02:51:09 AM »
One of my favorite recent Japanese films is Zen, which, if you're love Buddhist history - particularly that of Dogen - is pretty solid.



My favorite Miike film is Dead Or Alive 1. 2 was also damn good, but 3... yeah.

Beat Takeshi had a great run in the 90s and which concluded with Brothers. I enjoyed Zatoichi as well and that came out in 03.

I haven't seen the new Zatoichi's. but Shintaro Katsu era Zatoichi is highly recommended from me.



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« Reply #14858 on: November 03, 2014, 02:54:56 AM »
what I wouldn't give for a Three Kingdoms movie trilogy that was actually well done. It's my favorite book.

You HAVE seen Red Cliff right? It's a two parter and tackles the Battle of Chibi. It's on netflix, but it's this edited down western version. The full one is two different movies which is available on Amazon. It's pretty good and a solid adaptation.

I highly suggest the tv series though. It's one of the more faithful ROTK adaptations, and the acting is god-tier.

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« Reply #14859 on: November 03, 2014, 02:57:07 AM »
Nope. But you bet your ass I will watch that soon.
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« Reply #14860 on: November 03, 2014, 03:03:12 AM »
Nope. But you bet your ass I will watch that soon.

Watch Guan Yu behead that sucker before the wine gets cold. :damn Such a faithful adaptation.



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« Reply #14861 on: November 03, 2014, 03:20:11 AM »
Miike did Audition back when he wasn't a complete hack on auto pilot mode.
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« Reply #14862 on: November 03, 2014, 03:27:38 AM »
Not really SK but Park Chan Wook did "Stoker" which I liked way more than I was expecting to. He basically did his best Hitchock only here the female goes even further than the male lead.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoker_(film)

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« Reply #14863 on: November 03, 2014, 03:29:27 AM »
You want good Japanese cinema, you got to watch Zombie Ass!


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« Reply #14864 on: November 03, 2014, 08:07:24 AM »
Japanese films:  :beli

Hong Kong Films:  :noah

South Korean Films so far (only watched snowpiercer):  :mindblown

Chinese The 3 kingdoms TV:  :rejoice
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« Reply #14865 on: November 03, 2014, 08:28:47 AM »
Early aughts Japanese hyper violent cinema  :rejoice

Mid to late aughts Korean crime film  :noah



Only watching Snowpiercer  :mindblown


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14866 on: November 03, 2014, 08:44:57 AM »
We talking about Asian films inchea :whew I watched New World on Netflix recently and it was tight. I'd put it in the upper mid-tier.
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« Reply #14867 on: November 03, 2014, 09:40:57 AM »
Hmmmm,


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137067322&postcount=3851

What's more unbelievable?

A black woman who can make a good lasagna or the fact this guy paid 50 dollars for it.

CAC, brah.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14868 on: November 03, 2014, 09:47:55 AM »
Hmmmm,


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137067322&postcount=3851

What's more unbelievable?

A black woman who can make a good lasagna or the fact this guy paid 50 dollars for it.

CAC, brah.

You could get a fine Italian dinner for less than that.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14869 on: November 03, 2014, 09:49:18 AM »
lol   old skool.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14870 on: November 03, 2014, 10:12:05 AM »
Talking about the mainstream stuff, it just seems to me that modern Japanese film lacks the sophistication of pretty much every other region's films. The acting always seems either overblown or just too muted. It always comes off as a cartoon. The special effects always seem too fake. Even expensive fairs like those Gantz movies leave a lot to be desired. Also they just seemed staged and choreographed far too dramatically.

Then the subject material and/or writing just seems so well.....bad.

Compared to Hong Kong and South Korean cinema they kind of feel like a joke. Visually and artistically Japanese aesthetics can be great of course, but HK and SK films don't falter at all compared to western cinema. Maybe it sounds raciest and very pro-western, but every time I watch a Japanese movie there's just this inherit sillyness or something. When I watch a HK or SK movie I feel like I'm watching an actual serious movie that really should be playing in theaters.

Of course I'm talking about the serious mainstream stuff that's probably akin to Hollywood movies. Not the indie stuff.

It is pretty weird. My only explanation is that Japan is so consumed with anime that any talent they have for cinema is sapped by the animu industry.

Nope. Anime has lost most of its talent.
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« Reply #14871 on: November 03, 2014, 10:37:40 AM »
There's an average of 1-2 good shows in a season of anime in a sea of  :trash

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« Reply #14872 on: November 03, 2014, 10:40:36 AM »
The feeling when you've out grown anime and don't have to deal with the bullshit and just watch the occasional quality anime films from now on. :noah have a break up with anime, brehs. :rejoice
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« Reply #14874 on: November 03, 2014, 11:51:37 AM »
Anime brehs

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« Reply #14875 on: November 03, 2014, 11:53:21 AM »
Was about to say that. Username, you're slipping.

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« Reply #14876 on: November 03, 2014, 11:54:39 AM »
you slippin username. too much bbc porn on your mind I guess.
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« Reply #14877 on: November 03, 2014, 11:57:38 AM »
Man the Coli is still popping off on that Queen shit.

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« Reply #14878 on: November 03, 2014, 11:57:56 AM »
There's an average of 1-2 good shows in a season of anime in a sea of  :trash

So, just like every other medium of entertainment, then...

If thats what you want to believe, sure  :smug

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« Reply #14879 on: November 03, 2014, 12:07:26 PM »
:nsfw
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137117884&postcount=46

DCharlie spotted. At least he isn't dead?

Dcharlie posted in the politics thread here just yesterday. He posts in the soccer thread fairly frequently too. He ain't dead :neogaf

Ain't nobody got time for those.

(I wish he'd post more in here about trollin' Nintendo fans. :fbm )