1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[StealthFan]

I regret getting the Wii U. The daily circle jerks because they have actual games to play now (nevermind if those games are your cup of tea) are obnoxious.

[team filler]

I also regret buying things because other people like them too much.

[StealthFan]

Nah breh, I regret it because I didn't care for the games, except Mario Kart, Monhun and 3d world.

[toku]

Reach and ODST are the only Halo games I can say I "loved." Campaign, art, score etc.

[Himu]

your avatar makes me wanna have a smoke, toku.

Got me like



But drug tests

[toku]

your avatar makes me wanna have a smoke, toku.

Got me like

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But drug tests

[Himu]

My bf loves weed. I wish we could do that so bad. Weed cuddling. Shotguns

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140055955&postcount=89

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140059456&postcount=17636

the biggest L i've seen in quite some time

(ノ`Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

[StealthFan]

Dead Rising 3 demo is fun but you can tell it was originally meant for the 360. Ugly as shit.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=937921

Man this thread is off to a good start.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140055955&postcount=89

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this fucking website...

[Shaka Khan]

My bf

[StealthFan]

Halo 2 Anniversary owns tho. They need to fix the input lag in Halo 3 (and the matchmaking) and I'll be in flavor country.

[Verdigris Murder]

Is pickles blamespace?

[Verdigris Murder]

If it is, I've just ordered a billet box. And tbh I'm fairly excited.

[jakefromstatefarm]

Is pickles blamespace?

yes

[Verdigris Murder]

Lucky guess, I guess. Hi pickles.

[thisismyusername]

Cause Halo 2 sucks.

Not really. Outside of the lock-on RPG which wasn't that big of a deal it was pretty okay multiplayer wise. Boarding action really brought a new element to the vehicle combat sandbox.

Cause Halo 2 sucks.

WTF? Any mission from 2 > any mission from ODST. The hangar bay battle on Legendary is god-tier.

Halo 2 on Legendary really shows how brilliant it is, IMO.

Legendary is 2 is total bullshit. One hit-kill sniper rifle AI enemies. Fucking moving you back to the checkpoint, over and over and over. On a controller it's unbearable. On PC/Vista (before that stupid mouse acceleration bug) it was bearable but still stupid.

[StealthFan]

brb undapping all pickles posts

[Atramental]

There's like 3 posters here with the word "pickles" in their name.

Pickles the Firecat isn't blamespace.

Can of Pickles(?) I'm pretty sure that was blamespace.

[Tribal]

The irony of anyone from neofag insisting that people here are brought to tears over posts in this thread when their thread titles literally sound like angry poems written by a teenager after his biggest crush got trained by the football team. 

Fuck off you Weetabix cunt

[Himu]

what's a weetabix

[Atramental]

English breakfast cereal. 

Edit: Broseidon. Explain!

[Broseidon]

i dont like weetabix all that much

[team filler]

weetabixfag

[team filler]

be a neobabby, brehs

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140104666&postcount=17

[octopushover]

maybe poetry was a bit generous.

[tiesto]

Never was much for Halo (surprise surprise), but I did play through the first 3, and out of those I thought 3's single player was the best (aside from the final few levels) and 2's multi was the best.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=140152222

OP knew game was broken. expresses regret after getting it anyway

[StealthFan]

Been playing the shit out of MCC. I quit after every couple of games tho, and it's brokeness is frustrating as fuck at times.

[Your Stalker]

either way he aint playin no games

[StealthFan]

halo 4 what is this shit? Niccas voted for the game and the map/mode and this shit is scust. Fucking loadout and XP. Blech.

[kick51]

fyi posting nudes is a 3 strike offense.   and that includes bbw granny hardcore and balls.  use that info however you want.

[Rahxephon91]

I've never been an actual fan of Halo. I can of find the Halo universe painfully generic and unintersting so I never understood the huge swell of excitment into all the lore and shit. I also don't really care about the single player for most of the games.

Halo 1-Great multi obviously and decent single player. I mean I enjoyed the open levels a lot. For me, that was something new compared to say Perfect Dark. Lots of the inside levels were pretty boring. Still, the scale was something new for me in FPS.

Halo 2-I guess I enjoyed the Earth stuff even though it never lived up to that original trailer. Other then that it was pretty unremarkable. Fantastic multi.

Halo 3-The single player just felt pretty tired by then. It even seemed like they ran out of ideas by just throwing in more of those big mech things. Never got into the multi. Still seemed strong, it's just I guess CoD4 came out and took over.

ODST-Good game.

Reach-Hated the multi. Powers and loadouts were terrible. Single player was good though and I sure enjoyed that it was somewhat stand alone.

4-Kind of crap. Multiplayer was terrible with a shitty out of date matchmaking system. Single player was graphically great, but very just I don't know kind of done. Like I wanted them to do something to shake up the series and in the end the game in story and gameplay was the complete opposite.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=938848

There's some people you want to axe in the face, and then there's people like terrisus who make that seem like too insignificant a punishment.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=139835674&postcount=2

something something amirox something donations something

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=938848

There's some people you want to axe in the face, and then there's people like terrisus who make that seem like too insignificant a punishment.

his punishment is being terrisus

[octopushover]

it's hard to feel punished when you don't actually enjoy anything anyway

he's managed to eschew the things that like 100% of the population lives for:

hates music
hates sex
hates to laugh
hates doing social things
hates drinking

you could make a great parody of a motivational poster for him that's just the line "acquire money. do nothing."

[Am_I_Anonymous]

it's hard to feel punished when you don't actually enjoy anything anyway

he's managed to eschew the things that like 100% of the population lives for:

hates music
hates sex
hates to laugh
hates doing social things
hates drinking

you could make a great parody of a motivational poster for him that's just the line "acquire money. do nothing."

How is this even possible in a human?

[I'm a Puppy!]

Meh, I don't get the vitriol that Terrissus brings out in people.
Yeah, he injects himself in every thread but it's just easy to ignore unlike a lot of posters that in essence hijack threads.
Further, dude's got an awful life. I wouldn't want it. I don't think it a big deal to let him have his posts even if they are the same thing over and over.
Maybe it's just because I'm not on gaf as much as I was but there's a lot of other users that I think deserve way more hate.
 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Meh, I don't get the vitriol that Terrissus brings out in people.
Yeah, he injects himself in every thread but it's just easy to ignore unlike a lot of posters that in essence hijack threads.
Further, dude's got an awful life. I wouldn't want it. I don't think it a big deal to let him have his posts even if they are the same thing over and over.
Maybe it's just because I'm not on gaf as much as I was but there's a lot of other users that I think deserve way more hate.
 

The OP here I definitely hate more than Terrissus.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=938794


This should end well for him.

[Brehvolution]

Yoga pants

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yoga pants

 

GAF confuses me, I thought for sure the SJW's would massacre this guy from being a creep but alas 5 pages deep and nobody bitching.

 

[cosmicblizzard]

It sucks not being able to enjoy things.  Clinical depression is not fun.

[Brehvolution]

Yoga pants

 

GAF confuses me, I thought for sure the SJW's would massacre this guy from being a creep but alas 5 pages deep and nobody bitching.

 

Because the evidence is irrefutable.

[demi]

It sucks not being able to enjoy things.  Clinical depression is not fun.

What terrisus has is not clinical depression

[I'm a Puppy!]

Yoga pants

 

GAF confuses me, I thought for sure the SJW's would massacre this guy from being a creep but alas 5 pages deep and nobody bitching.

 

The usual suspects haven't showed yet. Wait. If one shows the thread will turn

[Tasty]

Meh, I don't get the vitriol that Terrissus brings out in people.
Yeah, he injects himself in every thread but it's just easy to ignore unlike a lot of posters that in essence hijack threads.

But he does hijack threads. Steve had to delete one of his stupid posts and a bunch of replies the other day. I don't know why he isn't banned yet.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Meh, I don't get the vitriol that Terrissus brings out in people.
Yeah, he injects himself in every thread but it's just easy to ignore unlike a lot of posters that in essence hijack threads.

But he does hijack threads. Steve had to delete one of his stupid posts and a bunch of replies the other day. I don't know why he isn't banned yet.

Probably Opiate's alt.

[kick51]

it's hard to feel punished when you don't actually enjoy anything anyway

he's managed to eschew the things that like 100% of the population lives for:

hates music
hates sex
hates to laugh
hates doing social things
hates drinking

you could make a great parody of a motivational poster for him that's just the line "acquire money. do nothing."

How is this even possible in a human?

He has some bad health problems, not sure about the details.  Might be a way to cope.  If you don't let yourself enjoy things, you won't be as sad to go or afraid of death. 

[nudemacusers]

Meh, I don't get the vitriol that Terrissus brings out in people.
Yeah, he injects himself in every thread but it's just easy to ignore unlike a lot of posters that in essence hijack threads.
Further, dude's got an awful life. I wouldn't want it. I don't think it a big deal to let him have his posts even if they are the same thing over and over.
Maybe it's just because I'm not on gaf as much as I was but there's a lot of other users that I think deserve way more hate.
 

this dude is much worse

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8172314

[cosmicblizzard]

It sucks not being able to enjoy things.  Clinical depression is not fun.

What terrisus has is not clinical depression

Yeah, I guess he wouldn't have the energy to bring up his his life as much as he does if it was that.

I still feel bad for the guy.  I'd probably be super bitter and angry at the world as well if I had cancer and a stroke. 

[nudemacusers]

and a wife you treats you like garbage

[Tasty]

Meh, I don't get the vitriol that Terrissus brings out in people.
Yeah, he injects himself in every thread but it's just easy to ignore unlike a lot of posters that in essence hijack threads.
Further, dude's got an awful life. I wouldn't want it. I don't think it a big deal to let him have his posts even if they are the same thing over and over.
Maybe it's just because I'm not on gaf as much as I was but there's a lot of other users that I think deserve way more hate.
 

this dude is much worse

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8172314

 

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=939031

 

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=938542

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nah breh. smiley is struggle

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140223772&postcount=369

Christmas Eve, 2014.

"Dinner was delicious, darling" Kas' dad told his wife as he kissed her on the forehead.
"I'll do the dishes real quick, so we can start our annual board game night."

Kas' dad always managed to make her feel like a schoolgirl again. Such a charmer.

"Kas, it's almost time for game night, are you coming down?" Kas' mom called for her son from the bottom of the stairs.

As she started setting up a game of Risk, Kas came down the stairs. He looked very excited.

"I'm going to rape you tonight mom!" He playfully said.

Kas' mom's jaw dropped.

"W-w-What?"

"I am going to RAPE you AND dad tonight and i'm going in dry!"

"What the fuck is wrong with you, Kas?" His dad had come back from the kitchen. "Don't talk to your mother like that."

"It's ok, it's just a gaming term dad, jesus, are you going to cry like mom?"

"What the hell has gotten into you, have you lost your mind?" Kas' dad knuckles turned white. "Get out, i don't want to see you tonight."

Kas rolled his eyes and walked out, as his mom broke out in tears.

"He was just treating you like he would treat another man as well, mom" Kas' baby brother Steven piped up.

"Shut the fuck up, Steven." Kas' dad yelled "Go to your room."

Christmas was ruined.

[Phoenix Dark]

I almost posted the teamliquid thread about that story but figured no one would care. Now it's a 10 page GAF thread lol.

There are a host of other words he could have used to describe how he was going to beat a female opponent. Instead he used one of the words you absolutely should not use. I know US esports teams go through sensitivity training on a variety of issues, I'd imagine Euro teams don't. You can't fuck around with sponsors involved.

As an example, the best NA SC2 player is transgender. Initially there was quite a bit of debate amongst assholes with respect to what to refer to her as (he, she, etc), some people got in trouble, bans were issued, etc. Luckily things have gotten better and no one of consequence disrespects her, but I'd imagine she still has to deal with assholes abusing her on twitter.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=139835674&postcount=2

something something amirox something donations something

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140213485&postcount=104

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=139835674&postcount=2

something something amirox something donations something

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140213485&postcount=104

This is gold