1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Mr Gilhaney]

As someone who identifies as Sazh, I think you guys should be more sensitive and not mock people just because they feel something you don't.

[I'm a Puppy!]

muh triggers

[Joe Molotov]

Moms are tough (IRL).

[Mr. Nobody]

Moms are tough (IRL).

 

[nudemacusers]

k so that final fantasy meltdown is the post of the year. we can close this thread now.

[StealthFan]

GAF just discovered ayyy lmao.

So bad.

[Atramental]

GAF a year later:

[Atramental]

GAF just discovered ayyy lmao.

So bad.

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http://i.imgur.com/lV2JpA8.gif

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[Your Stalker]

GAF just discovered ayyy lmao.

So bad.

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http://i.imgur.com/lV2JpA8.gif

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[kick51]

GAF a year later:
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get banned for saying derogatory things about video game characters

[Take My Breh Away]

GAF a year later:
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get banned for saying derogatory things about video game characters

Catch feels over people talkin' shit about your waifu, brehs

[kick51]

i always knew ironic waifu posting was like frat guys who make constant gay jokes because they're actually gay/bi-curious

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=951631

I now hate myself for reading 4 pages of this shit

[Himu]

US Office was better than UK Office for the second and third seasons. By the time the fourth rolled around it was already it's quality was already spiraling downward. Realistically, The Office US should have ended at season 3 with a final special but instead it went on for like 8 seasons. UK Office was great, but worse in many areas but it edges out by the pure virtue of being more compact and ending on a high note.

The quality downturn for Office US sucks because I was a massive fan of the show and then season 5 or so it just got BAD

[Himu]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=143185960



This post and poster are too much. Comedy sucked before 1980. Right.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=143185960



This post and poster are too much. Comedy sucked before 1980. Right.

I fart in his general direction.

[Himu]

US comedy is pretty bad recently, gotta admit. There'snsome good shows but I haven't seen a good comedy movie in YEARS.

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=143185960



This post and poster are too much. Comedy sucked before 1980. Right.

anyone who claims to know comedy and says this doesn't know shit about comedy.

[Himu]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=143185960



This post and poster are too much. Comedy sucked before 1980. Right.

anyone who claims to know comedy and says this doesn't know shit about comedy.

Pretty much

Shit reminds me of Costanza who claimed to be a film expert but couldn't watch anything before 1980

[Himu]

What are the last good comedy movies? The last one I liked was 21 Jump Street

[nudemacusers]

this makes me realize that as much as dear PD talks about BBCs, he never really talks about his own or even makes comparisons

[Phoenix Dark]

this makes me realize that as much as dear PD talks about BBCs, he never really talks about his own or even makes comparisons

I've revealed my length before. Not my girth though, which I have instead cleverly hidden in clues throughout my posting history. Only true fans will decipher it.

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=952075

 

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Zamus is a thing 

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[helios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143338444&postcount=727
 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143338753&postcount=728

make sure to save your game first, serah

 

[Phoenix Dark]

[Mr. Nobody]

this makes me realize that as much as dear PD talks about BBCs, he never really talks about his own or even makes comparisons

I've revealed my length before. Not my girth though, which I have instead cleverly hidden in clues throughout my posting history. Only true fans will decipher it.

You've got 5 on it like everybody else 

[The Legend of Sunblade]

Jesus Christ.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143336647&postcount=720

Burn this whole thread into the ground.

[nudemacusers]

Do you think it's stupid or "not normal" to fall in love with a fictional character? And I mean genuine love. The type that many people go through their entire life without ever even feeling for a real person.

do i even want to rewind the thread to see how we even got to this

[king of the internet]

I was going to say it's about as stupid or "not normal" as falling in love with a toaster but technically speaking you can still fuck a toaster so yeah

[Joe Molotov]

Do you think it's stupid or "not normal" to fall in love with a fictional character? And I mean genuine love. The type that many people go through their entire life without ever even feeling for a real person.

do i even want to rewind the thread to see how we even got to this

At first it was like  but then it was like 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143338444&postcount=727

probably not the first time this poster has gone out this way

[Mr. Nobody]

Do you think it's stupid or "not normal" to fall in love with a fictional character? And I mean genuine love. The type that many people go through their entire life without ever even feeling for a real person.

do i even want to rewind the thread to see how we even got to this

Nah...this is all one elaborate joke from various alt accounts.


This can't possibly be real....I refuse to believe it 

[kick51]

this makes me feel bad about posting ironic lightning love in the first FFXIII PC thread.  nobody else was joking.   

that thread had some crazy shit too.  one guy posted a huuuuuuge collection of lightning swag...figures, love pillows, everything.  Gotta be a $1000+ worth of merch. Not sure if that was the same guy who had the 100gb folder of all lightning pics.  not FFXIII pics.  just Raightningu.

[Mr. Nobody]

this makes me feel bad about posting ironic lightning love in the first FFXIII PC thread.  nobody else was joking.   

that thread had some crazy shit too.  one guy posted a huuuuuuge collection of lightning swag...figures, love pillows, everything.  Gotta be a $1000+ worth of merch. Not sure if that was the same guy who had the 100gb folder of all lightning pics.  not FFXIII pics.  just Raightningu.

100gb

pictures

lightning

[StealthFan]

[kick51]

chill out, waifus are now a protected class. 

[helios]

Soon, we'll be seeing waifus photoshopped into holocaust pictures

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143309032&postcount=730

[Joe Molotov]

I never got the whole waifu business, but why Lightning? She's boring as fuck.

Cloud w/tits

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=143062408#post143062408

preview: when you make fun of a video game character, you are making fun of girls who are like them in real life

#neohugbox
 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143069242&postcount=555

 

You can't even have a strong opinion without offending someone with respect to video games anymore.  Even if you write up a point-by-point argument with citations, some people would probably respond with a post akin to "waaaaah, you're hurting my feelings with your opinions about a video game, stop being mean to my video game/video game character :'(".  Some people want to run around with their hands clapped over their ears to ensure that their opinion is the absolute opinion, I guess.

It's not a GAF-exclusive behaviour, but I feel like you used to be able to say if you felt like something that wasn't a console was garbage without people immediately jumping down your throat as part of a game/character defense force a few years ago there.

GAF has been that way for years, bryh.  There were so many people getting assmad about people making fun of Nathan Drake in the first Uncharted, for instance.

[Jansen]

[nudemacusers]

I never got the whole waifu business, but why Lightning? She's boring as fuck.

Cloud w/tits

why can't we just have this instead

[parallax]

I never got the whole waifu business, but why Lightning? She's boring as fuck.

my only experience with her is dissidia, and i was assuming that was for that game only. shes that damn boring all the time?  theres got to be more to her for all the people willing to die on the sword for her.

I never got the whole waifu business, but why Lightning? She's boring as fuck.

Cloud w/tits

why can't we just have this instead

we kinda did.....

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143351161&postcount=20

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she's cute but this is legit the first thing that came to mind

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[SpeedStats]

That FF13 thread made my week.

GAF has been that way for years, bryh.  There were so many people getting assmad about people making fun of Nathan Drake in the first Uncharted, for instance.

Noooo way, I refuse to believe that. 

Christ, it's video games.  You'd think that we were in an alternate reality where the Kinect Milo concept was refined into a commercial product.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143338444&postcount=727

probably not the first time this poster has gone out this way

LOL I'm imagining him saying this at IRL events.

Best friend's birthday party where he brings his Serah lovepillow. "I can see I have no place here. Goodbye."

Teacher hands him an F on an essay he did explaining his love for fictional characters. "I can see I have no place here. Goodbye."

Goes to an anime convention and even people there are a little creeped out. "I can see I have no place here. Goodbye."

[Jansen]

 assuming they venture away from home

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=142488745&postcount=290

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=142490749&postcount=295

[I'm a Puppy!]

Sorkin's brilliant writing?

The only thing that's brilliant about Newsroom is how Sorkin managed to write anything with those hamfists of his.

[El Babua]

And I was just wondering how the hell did he win an Oscar for Social Network earlier today lol

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Cause it's a "relevant and poignant reflection of our times delivered through the kind of language native to the Facebook generation" 

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[Tasty]

I really love TSN. That's one thing where I think his writing worked incredibly well. Combined with the amazeballs editing, production design, acting, and directing of course.

[El Babua]

I liked some of his West Wing work, and while there was some good stuff in TSN, I wasn't a big fan of the script overall. The other factors you mentioned definitely bought it up a few notches.

[Tasty]

Fuuuuu now I wanna rewatch that movie.

I rewatched that move like 12 times within a couple weeks after I bought the Blu-ray. 

[Himu]

like this post if you think sorkin sucks

[Purple Filth]

who?

[Oblivion]

What are the last good comedy movies? The last one I liked was 21 Jump Street

Goddamn it Himu...

[Steve Youngblood]

I really love TSN. That's one thing where I think his writing worked incredibly well. Combined with the amazeballs editing, production design, acting, and directing of course.

Cameron Winklevoss: What, do you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him?
Divya Narendra: No, I want to hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer!
Tyler Winklevoss: We don't even have to do that.
Cameron Winklevoss: That's right.
Tyler Winklevoss: We can do that ourselves. I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me.

[kick51]

I never got the whole waifu business, but why Lightning? She's boring as fuck.

Cloud w/tits

cloud w/mosquito bites on his chest

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143374414&postcount=121

 

[sarslip]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143374414&postcount=121

i'm glad bore's here to parse through the off-topic headlines that five minutes earlier for me were


that Eurogamer Order thread is 65 pages 

               @freenudemac