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Himu

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19440 on: December 24, 2014, 11:09:28 AM »
A thing many dudes need to realize is that weaves are not the only way to have straight hair. Because a woman with naturally curly hair has straight hair doesn't mean her hair is fake.

Most black women in America do not have weaves. They have relaxed hair.






This process isn't too different from how many non-black women straighten their curls.

Some use hot combs.



This is a weave.



You can tell a weave due to how perfect it is. Look at the ends at the bottom of the hair. Notice how it's perfect? There's a distinct lack of volume seen at the crown that's seen on the hair as it goes down.

These are extensions. EXTENSIONS ARE NOT WEAVES.



Non-black women use extensions just as frequently.



This is natural hair flat ironed. NOTICE SOME OF THE ENDS ARE FRIZZY OR SPLIT.





many non-black women with curls do this as well



KNOWING THESE DIFFERENCES WILL BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HAVING TEETH AND NOT HAVING TEETH IN THE FUTURE

BE WARNED

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tiesto

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19441 on: December 24, 2014, 11:21:09 AM »
Honestly, after watching Good Hair I am 100% in support of any black woman who decides to go the natural route.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19442 on: December 24, 2014, 11:26:29 AM »

Himu

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« Reply #19443 on: December 24, 2014, 11:31:02 AM »
huh? i'm not mad at all. i don't do any of that shit, I'm just trying to save a life. You don't want to suggest some girl who has natural hair has a weave. You will die. A thousand times.
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Jansen

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19444 on: December 24, 2014, 12:37:58 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144628570&postcount=29

Quote from: triplestation;144628570
Sex and the city does terrible things to men

lol

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19445 on: December 24, 2014, 12:48:35 PM »
Man, banging black chicks is hard work. Too much hair studying.
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« Reply #19446 on: December 24, 2014, 12:51:00 PM »
not being able to pull their hair while fucking, meh. I'll just fuck a white girl that will let me do whatever I want
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mormapope

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19447 on: December 24, 2014, 01:04:38 PM »
Hopefully this puts some fear into those perverts in PonyGAF and FurryGAF

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=958405

Are you joking? To them he is a hero, somebody that has gotten ever so close to that magical horse pussy.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19448 on: December 24, 2014, 01:10:01 PM »
When Storm joined the fantastic four, they thought she had a weave and she made the thing lift her by the hair to prove it was real.

More casual ignorance from America's First Family

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« Reply #19449 on: December 24, 2014, 01:24:21 PM »
Disgusting, that's why I don't read Marvel.
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Jansen

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« Reply #19450 on: December 24, 2014, 01:33:46 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144660121&postcount=49

Quote from: Sp33Demon;144660121
Please Sony.  Don't release it on PSN.  I actually have a lot of gaming to do over the next few days on PSN and would rather not further increase the chances of a PSN cyber attack that you probably aren't prepared to handle."

I'm all for free speech but not willing to go down over a stupid Seth Rogen movie on my time off.

parallax

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« Reply #19451 on: December 24, 2014, 01:46:18 PM »
When Storm joined the fantastic four, they thought she had a weave and she made the thing lift her by the hair to prove it was real.

More casual ignorance from America's First Family

For the longest time, the only minority presence the 4 have known is the jewish golem they live with.

toku

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« Reply #19452 on: December 24, 2014, 01:53:13 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144660121&postcount=49

Quote from: Sp33Demon;144660121
Please Sony.  Don't release it on PSN.  I actually have a lot of gaming to do over the next few days on PSN and would rather not further increase the chances of a PSN cyber attack that you probably aren't prepared to handle."

I'm all for free speech but not willing to go down over a stupid Seth Rogen movie on my time off.

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sarslip

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« Reply #19453 on: December 24, 2014, 02:14:55 PM »
You know what, that picture was in bad taste. Sometimes jokes miss, suck, are lacking in taste, that joke wasn't good on all fronts. I'll take the L for not being funny and lacking wit.

I liked it, actually.

duh, you lack taste.

Your mom lacked taste when she fucked your dad.

Merry Christmas

thisismyusername

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19454 on: December 24, 2014, 02:33:23 PM »
When Storm joined the fantastic four, they thought she had a weave and she made the thing lift her by the hair to prove it was real.

More casual ignorance from America's First Family




Black Panther goes along with it, though. :hitler "Oh, you can pull my wifes hair to see if it's a weave. It's cool."

toku

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19455 on: December 24, 2014, 02:36:32 PM »
black panther also has a harem so

Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19456 on: December 24, 2014, 02:37:18 PM »
white men get off on black men cuckolding them, it only makes sense that black men get off on orange dudes cuckolding them

Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19457 on: December 24, 2014, 02:41:06 PM »
Black panther doesn't let his sister-wives speak to anyone except him and even then they have to use a phony language he invented

Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19458 on: December 24, 2014, 03:10:29 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144657259&postcount=2

This post perfectly encapsulates modern neogaf gaming side.

  • Immediately tries to shut down any possible discussion with a concluding opinion.
  • Thinking other people are lesser for thinking differently from him.
  • "X did it, so it's fine!"
  • Generalizations galore
  • "But I think the game is fine as it is, even if everyone else says otherwise."
  • "Everyone who disagrees with me is distinguished mentally-challenged"

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19459 on: December 24, 2014, 03:32:12 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144657259&postcount=2

This post perfectly encapsulates modern neogaf gaming side.

  • Immediately tries to shut down any possible discussion with a concluding opinion.
  • Thinking other people are lesser for thinking differently from him.
  • "X did it, so it's fine!"
  • Generalizations galore
  • "But I think the game is fine as it is, even if everyone else says otherwise."
  • "Everyone who disagrees with me is distinguished mentally-challenged"

Gaming side is just 4chan with names and avatars these days. Same white noise, just identifiable posters.

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« Reply #19460 on: December 24, 2014, 03:35:47 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144657259&postcount=2

This post perfectly encapsulates modern neogaf gaming side.

  • Immediately tries to shut down any possible discussion with a concluding opinion.
  • Thinking other people are lesser for thinking differently from him.
  • "X did it, so it's fine!"
  • Generalizations galore
  • "But I think the game is fine as it is, even if everyone else says otherwise."
  • "Everyone who disagrees with me is distinguished mentally-challenged"
All it needs is something about some character being sexist and anti-women and something about The Last of Us and a comparison to Dark Souls and it'd really be Neogaf gaming distilled.
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Trent Dole

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19461 on: December 24, 2014, 03:38:13 PM »
Twin Snakes is a bad version of a good game tho.
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toku

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19462 on: December 24, 2014, 03:46:59 PM »
Twin Snakes is sick dope.

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« Reply #19463 on: December 24, 2014, 03:50:29 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144657259&postcount=2

This post perfectly encapsulates modern neogaf gaming side.

  • Immediately tries to shut down any possible discussion with a concluding opinion.
  • Thinking other people are lesser for thinking differently from him.
  • "X did it, so it's fine!"
  • Generalizations galore
  • "But I think the game is fine as it is, even if everyone else says otherwise."
  • "Everyone who disagrees with me is distinguished mentally-challenged"
All it needs is something about some character being sexist and anti-women and something about The Last of Us and a comparison to Dark Souls and it'd really be Neogaf gaming distilled.

You sure are hung up on the feminism thing. Kinda suspect. Wouldn't be surprised if there were at least a few fedoras in your closet.  :ufup

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19464 on: December 24, 2014, 03:56:17 PM »
You sure got a hang up about anyone saying anything slightly against silly feminist posts, which you gotta admit when GAF finds Captain Toad sexist, they've taken it to a silly level.
How many m'ladies you say while mounting that white horse of yours?
 :bolo
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Cascade

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19465 on: December 24, 2014, 04:07:41 PM »
Grown ass men with animal avatars arguing over videogame feminism and spilling fedoras all over the place... SMH... and we have the gall to complain about NeoGaf. Erase this page please.

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« Reply #19466 on: December 24, 2014, 04:08:30 PM »
Grown ass men with animal avatars arguing over feminism and spilling fedoras all over the place... SMH... and we have the gall to complain about NeoGaf. Erase this page please.

Erase yourself, bitch.

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« Reply #19467 on: December 24, 2014, 04:08:33 PM »
Admit it, both of you have THIS:



In your closets. :bolo

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Cascade

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« Reply #19468 on: December 24, 2014, 04:09:40 PM »
Grown ass men with animal avatars arguing over feminism and spilling fedoras all over the place... SMH... and we have the gall to complain about NeoGaf. Erase this page please.

Erase yourself, bitch.
:umad

StealthFan

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19469 on: December 24, 2014, 04:11:49 PM »
twin snakes was alright. Certainly not the classic the original was. The only game that Silicon Knights made that was actually good was Blood Omen.
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toku

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19470 on: December 24, 2014, 04:18:28 PM »
lol videogaymes amiriterox

mormapope

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« Reply #19471 on: December 24, 2014, 04:31:20 PM »
My beef isn't with Twin Snakes, I mean, I don't like it, but its whatever, people can like whatever they want to like.

But its the dumb, highschool ass motherfuckers that try to unleash some sick burn and use that as their defense against Twin Snakes criticism. I've been in multiple threads where Twin Snakes gets brought up, I've laid out assertion after assertion with elaboration and actual discussion. Then dudes come in to say corny shit.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19472 on: December 24, 2014, 04:34:50 PM »
 :yeshrug

You're right. I always have hope people will be willing to have deep and fun conversations about shit, shit that'll make you think differently, and then shit be the same as it always is. Guess that's where frustration kicks in.
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« Reply #19473 on: December 24, 2014, 04:44:21 PM »
Deep conversations about video games on the internet. :sabu

toku

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« Reply #19474 on: December 24, 2014, 05:09:31 PM »
It's possible. It happens. Games are art after all.

king of the internet

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« Reply #19475 on: December 24, 2014, 05:20:21 PM »
"What did you think of the ice dragon on level five?"
-"It was cool".
"I disagree, it was super faggy imo".

Deep stuff.

Vertigo

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19476 on: December 24, 2014, 05:20:53 PM »
That Antonio Martin thread on Gaf is hilarious and bloody sad. It's been overrun with the 'I told you so' brigade.

Who are absolutely enjoying themselves.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19477 on: December 24, 2014, 05:55:52 PM »
Grown ass men with animal avatars arguing over videogame feminism and spilling fedoras all over the place... SMH... and we have the gall to complain about NeoGaf. Erase this page please.

Fuckery on Christmas Eve  :lawd

Tasty

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19478 on: December 24, 2014, 06:05:53 PM »
Reminds me of two years ago when Aeana (I think) banned me on Christmas Eve for a dcharlie joke, lol.

StealthFan

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19479 on: December 24, 2014, 06:09:33 PM »
remember when you were banned from gaf years later, brehs
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19480 on: December 24, 2014, 06:12:08 PM »
Twin Snakes is sick dope.

it satiated my MGS thirst when I was a kid but if I ever have the desire for some MGS1 I'll play the original.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19481 on: December 24, 2014, 06:26:30 PM »
i haven't played twinsnakes but the beautiful use of shitty ps1 graphics kinda feels like an integral part of mgs1 to me. same with vagrant story.
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Tasty

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« Reply #19482 on: December 24, 2014, 06:42:05 PM »
remember when you were banned from gaf years later, brehs

I only remember this one time cause it was literally five minutes from Christmas. Thought she would have had some Christmas spirit and let me go. :'(

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« Reply #19483 on: December 24, 2014, 06:47:00 PM »
i haven't played twinsnakes but the beautiful use of shitty ps1 graphics kinda feels like an integral part of mgs1 to me. same with vagrant story.

A rare case where that pixely/blocky PSX style actually aged in a neat way.

zepblackstar

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19484 on: December 24, 2014, 07:02:54 PM »
That Antonio Martin thread on Gaf is hilarious and bloody sad. It's been overrun with the 'I told you so' brigade.

Who are absolutely enjoying themselves.

really? What page does it turn?

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Mr Gilhaney

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19486 on: December 24, 2014, 07:08:19 PM »
MGS2 is the best MGS. And it was released in the same small frame of time as Silent hill 2. Which means 2001 was the best year for games of all time and will never be beaten, at least not until the last guardian in 2017.

Never played twin snakes cause I never bothered with nintendo.

Broseidon

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19487 on: December 24, 2014, 07:14:22 PM »
3 just edges out 2 imho
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19489 on: December 24, 2014, 10:37:28 PM »
3 just edges out 2 imho

At least that's what I remember from College Algebra.
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Broseidon

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19490 on: December 24, 2014, 10:53:12 PM »
computer was bant? :rejoice
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kick51

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19491 on: December 24, 2014, 10:55:53 PM »
snakeboarding  :lawd

Tasty

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19492 on: December 25, 2014, 01:18:01 AM »
This thread: ex-Gaffers make fun of Gaffers but go on tangents that show that they're all still Gaffers.

What an original observation!

toku

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19493 on: December 25, 2014, 01:20:56 AM »
This thread: ex-Gaffers make fun of Gaffers but go on tangents that show that they're all still Gaffers.

This post: cares

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19494 on: December 25, 2014, 02:55:09 AM »
This thread: ex-Gaffers make fun of Gaffers but go on tangents that show that they're all still Gaffers.

It's no fun to hate yourself when you can find similar people like yourself and hate them instead.


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19495 on: December 25, 2014, 04:40:34 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144730726&postcount=265

When it comes down to it, I don't want to watch little girl adventures with pedoass fan service.  :yeshrug

I also don't want to wade through an ocean of little girl shows to find the "good" ones.
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« Reply #19496 on: December 25, 2014, 04:48:23 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=958891

too bad there isn't a gamefaqs for how to be a human

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« Reply #19497 on: December 25, 2014, 06:32:18 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144730726&postcount=265

When it comes down to it, I don't want to watch little girl adventures with pedoass fan service.  :yeshrug

I also don't want to wade through an ocean of little girl shows to find the "good" ones.
jexhius is an infinitely better poster than you'll ever be tbh

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19498 on: December 25, 2014, 07:00:46 AM »
Y'all are fucked up lol.

Merry Xmas guys.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19499 on: December 25, 2014, 07:05:14 AM »
Catching feelings over what I said about little girl anime  :jawalrus

All he said was the obvious, there's a market for little girl anime, and fans of little girl anime are willing to buy up all the merchandise for that shit, that's why little girl anime exists. There's nothing to argue over, you either like little girls as main characters in a show or you don't. I got nothing against the people that like that stuff, but I'm sure as shit not going to agree that stuff is interesting.

You know how people of color want more representation in media, you know, so they can relate with the characters instead of having to always relate to white dudes? I can't relate to little Japanese girls that go to middle school, are actually old demons/angels trying to live in modern society, or are trained to fight and kill people. 
« Last Edit: December 25, 2014, 07:20:50 AM by mormapope »
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