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parallax

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Explain?


devon graysons dumbass said that dick didnt get raped, but had nonconsensual sex with tarantula

benjipwns

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I think Red Hood and the Outlaws main problem early on (other than Kori being the bailout sex object* against real powered super villains) was that it kept getting sucked into the Batman storylines and derailed.

Also Roy's reboot was kinda botched in terms of what he was "running from" like the other two.

*Though she had the best "cherished memory" in that one arc.

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I just want pre-Cry for Justice Roy and Lian back. Fuck the rest.


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devon graysons dumbass said that dick didnt get raped, but had nonconsensual sex with tarantula

...but... that is rape...?

parallax

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Explain?


devon graysons dumbass said that dick didnt get raped, but had nonconsensual sex with tarantula

...but... that is rape?

exactly. i dont even know why she try to explain that shit


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Star Wills will make more money than The Avengers.
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Tasty

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Star Wills will make more money than The Avengers.

We'll see, I don't think it will. Age of Ultron is the sequel to the last Avatar-level movie event. Force Awakens is the sequel to... the prequels. Lawl.

Edit- Ultron is also a summer movie and SW is December.

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Star Wars will need word of mouth to carry it. Marvel already has their formula down and a loyal fanbase, that  movie is a slam dunk.

benjipwns

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Force Awakens is the sequel to... the prequels. Lawl.
The 3D release pushed Phantom Menace over a billion in total. The Phantom Menace! (And easily would have done the same for Revenge of the Sith if they hadn't cancelled those.)

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Star Wars will need word of mouth to carry it. Marvel already has their formula down and a loyal fanbase, that  movie is a slam dunk.

This. After how bad the Prequels were, I can't see anyone but hardcore Star Wars nuts going to the new films. That said, I would not be shocked it it does have a higher turn out than Avengers. I mean it's a fucking Star Wars film and you know how many nerds love that shit.

benjipwns

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Bringing back all the old actors is the key, if they were starting afresh with new unknown actors that's one thing.

Tasty

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Bringing back all the old actors is the key, if they were starting afresh with new unknown actors that's one thing.

True. But none of the old chars were in the teaser, and apparently Luke is barely in it.

benjipwns

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They're both going to make a billion dollars, but it's The Fantastic Four that's going to really rock the box office. An anti-social hacker for Doom is exactly the type of thing that's going to turn out the nerds who see it ten or fifteen times in the first week.

Anti-Monitor

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I actually really want to watch Fantastic Four. Seems sort of like a Dragonball Evolution kind of movie.

Tasty

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Yeah, I really can't see how badly they fuck it up lol. The leaked synopsis alone provided me some great afternoon entertainment.

Side note, I'm really excited for the Netflix Daredevil series.

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Bringing back all the old actors is the key, if they were starting afresh with new unknown actors that's one thing.

True. But none of the old chars were in the teaser, and apparently Luke is barely in it.
why would they blow the luke/leia wad this early when they can hold that nut up until a month before the premiere and wipe everything else off the map?
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Atramental

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'Cause bustin feels good.  :noah

nudemacusers

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breh, you make them wait for it, beg for it, and when the time comes to bust, they're minds are so addled with pure addict need that they won't even notice how weak your arc is :bolo

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kinda like how mcu and vidja game dorks self-hype flaccid releases :heh
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Explain?


devon graysons dumbass said that dick didnt get raped, but had nonconsensual sex with tarantula

...but... that is rape?

exactly. i dont even know why she try to explain that shit

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:lol Context?

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Explain?


devon graysons dumbass said that dick didnt get raped, but had nonconsensual sex with tarantula

...but... that is rape?

exactly. i dont even know why she try to explain that shit

(Image removed from quote.)

While probably offending Himuro: Just to be clear here: The girl behind the dude is a girl, yes? I'm confused about the lube bit.

Atramental

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She could be wearing a large titanium strap-on dildo that's destroying his lower spine.

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Or she's just cracking his back.
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Tasty

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Nah it just sounds like bawdy talk to me, like how girls sometimes say to each other "grow a pair" or whatever.

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lmao nicca said bawdy
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Do most girls even have boobs at 11?
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Star Wars will need word of mouth to carry it. Marvel already has their formula down and a loyal fanbase, that  movie is a slam dunk.

This. After how bad the Prequels were, I can't see anyone but hardcore Star Wars nuts going to the new films. That said, I would not be shocked it it does have a higher turn out than Avengers. I mean it's a fucking Star Wars film and you know how many nerds love that shit.

 :lol

Everybody is going to go see the new Star Wars. Hardcore nerds were the ones most pissed about the crappy prequels, and they'll still show up. Star Wars is that series that kids can go to, parents won't hate bringing their kids to, nerds will fight over, normal people will go because it'll likely be the only thing in theaters when it hits and it's a blockbuster and some people will pretend to not go see it out of "principle" but they'll go nonetheless.

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i actually liked the star wars prequels (tho i never watched III), but doubt i will bother seeing the new ones.
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thisismyusername

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Star Wars will need word of mouth to carry it. Marvel already has their formula down and a loyal fanbase, that  movie is a slam dunk.

This. After how bad the Prequels were, I can't see anyone but hardcore Star Wars nuts going to the new films. That said, I would not be shocked it it does have a higher turn out than Avengers. I mean it's a fucking Star Wars film and you know how many nerds love that shit.

 :lol

Everybody is going to go see the new Star Wars. Hardcore nerds were the ones most pissed about the crappy prequels, and they'll still show up. Star Wars is that series that kids can go to, parents won't hate bringing their kids to, nerds will fight over, normal people will go because it'll likely be the only thing in theaters when it hits and it's a blockbuster and some people will pretend to not go see it out of "principle" but they'll go nonetheless.

Not me, and outside of a few hardcore nerds I don't know anyone that is super-hyped for the new three films. :yeshrug

Honestly, I'd be more hyped for a Knights of the Old Republic film than a "after the end of the original trilogy film." But hey, gotta milk Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford while they're still alive, yeah?

i'll probably pirate it when it comes to br/dvd and never watch it
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I'll watch the new Star Wars...as soon as a dvd rip hits piratebay.  :obama

damn, nice timing
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Star Wars movies :beli

also

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=963649

it seems Destiny is the game that keeps on giving  :lol :lol :lol

Mr Gilhaney

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I will never forget Kristie in 6th grade teasing me with stories about her man went down on her and how I'd never get to tap it. Oh I did, I did. I'll never forget those titties.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145718794&postcount=459



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Do most girls even have boobs at 11?
No, and that's exactly the point. :-\

Anti-Monitor

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obvious troll is obvious
Dude is persistent. Sounds like he really loves 11 year old titties.

Star Wars will need word of mouth to carry it. Marvel already has their formula down and a loyal fanbase, that  movie is a slam dunk.

This. After how bad the Prequels were, I can't see anyone but hardcore Star Wars nuts going to the new films. That said, I would not be shocked it it does have a higher turn out than Avengers. I mean it's a fucking Star Wars film and you know how many nerds love that shit.

 :lol

Everybody is going to go see the new Star Wars. Hardcore nerds were the ones most pissed about the crappy prequels, and they'll still show up. Star Wars is that series that kids can go to, parents won't hate bringing their kids to, nerds will fight over, normal people will go because it'll likely be the only thing in theaters when it hits and it's a blockbuster and some people will pretend to not go see it out of "principle" but they'll go nonetheless.

Not me, and outside of a few hardcore nerds I don't know anyone that is super-hyped for the new three films. :yeshrug

Honestly, I'd be more hyped for a Knights of the Old Republic film than a "after the end of the original trilogy film." But hey, gotta milk Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford while they're still alive, yeah?

Yeah, you will. Stop lying to the peoples.

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Yeah, you will. Stop lying to the peoples.

Nope. :yeshrug I saw the last of the prequels in theaters. Have no desire to redo that.

Yeah, you will. Stop lying to the peoples.

Nope. :yeshrug I saw the last of the prequels in theaters. Have no desire to redo that.

So, you kept watching the prequels, even after it was common knowledge they were garbo, but you aren't going to go see the new ones. Why didn't you stop after Attack, then?

Because it's Star Wars, that's why.

thisismyusername

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Yeah, you will. Stop lying to the peoples.

Nope. :yeshrug I saw the last of the prequels in theaters. Have no desire to redo that.

So, you kept watching the prequels, even after it was common knowledge they were garbo, but you aren't going to go see the new ones. Why didn't you stop after Attack, then?

Because it's Star Wars, that's why.

I didn't see Attack of the Clones in theaters! Thinking you know me. :pacspit

Yeah, you will. Stop lying to the peoples.

Nope. :yeshrug I saw the last of the prequels in theaters. Have no desire to redo that.

So, you kept watching the prequels, even after it was common knowledge they were garbo, but you aren't going to go see the new ones. Why didn't you stop after Attack, then?

Because it's Star Wars, that's why.

I didn't see Attack of the Clones in theaters! Thinking you know me. :pacspit

Pffftttt. Nobody said theater. You watched all 3 of them, and all 3 sucked. You could've stopped, but ya didn't.  But keep denying your nerd heritage. It'll be fun to link this when you slip up talking about how the new lightsaber was pretty cool or whatever in 7 months.

lol jk. I won't remember this shit. But you still gonna watch 'em.

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3 didnt suck

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3 is easily the worst one.

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3 is the least worst.
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No, it's just that your expectations had been driven so low by that point, any kind of coherent ending was going to seem okay.


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3 is easily the worst one.

3 or 6?

1 is the worst, jar jar makes it unwatchable

Atramental

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IMO, 2 is easily the worst of the bunch.

Then again, it's been ages since I've seen 1.

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Revenge of the Sith was the first one where I realized that Star wars was garbage and has been dead ever since.

I saw Revenge of the Sith on my 15th birthday and maybe it's where my taste literately grew up. I went into the theater all excited, but right from the get go I realized it was garbage.

The terrible opening. Wham bam action mixed with mind assaulting shity droid humor. I mean Jesus, you go from Jedi spy shit then immediately cut to agonizing droid humor(from battle droids no less) that wouldn't cut it in a shitty dreamworks family film. If it wasn't apparent to me before that Star Wars were shitty kids movies before, it was in the first 15 mins of Revenge of the Sith. Which then ends with the killing of a pointless shitty villain all manipulated by the most unsubtle villain ever. I know The Emperor is supposed to be obviously bad, but the writing and acting for him is so shitty, that it feels idiotic that nobody in the actual in-universe could realize how evil he is. He's talking like when you're friends try to make a joke about pushing you to do bad things, except he's supposed to be doing this in clever and master manipulator ways. It's so bad, no one should be able to take anything he does seriously.

Accept Anakin does. Anakin is an idiot. Darth Vader everybody! An angsty idiot. Way to fuck everything up about one of the most iconic villains ever.

The rest of the movie is about fucking dumb characters being incredibly dumb. So dumb that it's impossible to buy anything. The Jedi are so fucking stupid. Anakin is so dumb that I can't believe at all that he's being manipulated the way he is. God, Grevious was so disappointing after the Clone Wars cartoons.

"annie you're breaking my heart"

"It appears she's dyng of a broken heart"

God I've never hated a female character more.

That entire Overly lone Obi Won and Anakin fight is so zzzzzzz inducing, yet it keeps going on and on, punctuated with some of the worst dialogue ever.

"YOU TOOOKKKKKKK HER WAY FROM ME"

"YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF"

And it concludes with Darth Vader yelling like a vagina.

"I HATTTEEEEEEEE YOUUUU"

A my chemical romance song should have been playing at that point.

Yet, his transformation to the dark side is still completely nonsensical and insultingly stupid. "Hey a dude said some words to me while talking very menacingly and by the way the same dude is constantly trying to make me do things that question my faith. I have no reason to believe any of it, but hey maybe the Jedi are evil". Like wtf?

Sith basically shows why Prequels are fucking awful. A pointless and boring story that didn't need to be told, but since it was told in the worst way possible it fucks up something good about the movies and cast a shadow over them

Sith is garbage and I was instanly confused back in 05 how anyone tought this was the "good" one.

Rahxephon91

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I'm not mad. I've been freed from caring about Star Wars since 05. Haven't played any video games, watched any of the prequels, or any of those cartoons. Simply do not care.

I will watch the new movies because it's star wars and they are big movies. But going beyond that? No. Sith saved me from being a Star Wars nerd, so thats a good in my book.

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Last night (aka about an hour ago) I dreamt that an Utz potato chip truck rolled on top of me and put me in a coma. I woke up in the hospital with amnesia, but I was in excruciating pain. Nobody visited me in the hospital. I ended up killing myself by jumping off that cliff from m fantasy where I jump off of it and animals eat my paralyzed body alive.
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had a dream last night where i decided to attend a college class with my favorite pornstar accompanying me. I started shit with the teacher and there was a manhunt. I got locked up in that cell they have for the hulk in the avengers but it was held in a tree and it broke. i was terrified but it turned into a balloon and went down. dude told me i was gonna get the death sentence for starting shit with the teacher.
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I didn't have a dream.

TVC15

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Since waking up I've had a microwave pizza and masturbated to the last 15 minutes of Phantasm 2. For real. I'm still naked and sitting in a leather chair.
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