1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Mr Gilhaney]

I watched Yoko Ono on Iceland a year or two ago. She handed me a bunch of badges that said love the world or something like that in several different languages, while screaming into a microphone, while on stage nude photos of her and lennon were going on the projector in the background. Shit was weird, and not in the good way.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

what are the rules on this lepering thing at the bore? i'd volunteer to trade places with squiddy.

Shut up,  squiddy

[cosmicblizzard]

I've never seen squiddy say anything as bad as the entirety of the Neofag group, so the hate does seem odd to me.  Guess I'm just not around for it.

That being said, I don't really care.

[thisismyusername]

I've never seen squiddy say anything as bad as the entirety of the Neofag group, so the hate does seem odd to me.  Guess I'm just not around for it.

That being said, I don't really care.

Shut up,  squiddy

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[toku]

but jesus said do unto others as you would have them do unto you

[jakefromstatefarm]

yeah, from what I remember it wasn't solely based on the irredeemable quality of his posts, but that the irredeemable quality of his posts were coming in large volume and cluttering up the front page of the Diversity Lounge

[jakefromstatefarm]

oh, and for the record, Idgaf about The Beatles OR Kanye

[TVC15]

I watched Yoko Ono on Iceland a year or two ago. She handed me a bunch of badges that said love the world or something like that in several different languages, while screaming into a microphone, while on stage nude photos of her and lennon were going on the projector in the background. Shit was weird, and not in the good way.

This is restrained for yoko:

[TVC15]

note: still more talented than Paul.

[TVC15]

It don't come easy, Walrus.

[mormapope]

I'd fuck Yoko Ono, I think a lot of people would.

[TVC15]

Why do you say this to me? When you know I will kill you for it?

Don't worry too much about it, Walrus. Just delve deep into the wonderful christmas time in your mind and try to ignore the rabbit whole of misery and bitterness you're known for.

Or he can man up and listen to some real music and put side 3 of Exile on Main Street on.

Mmmmmm Keith Richards blowing slide guitar loads all over my face and then I hook up with neofeg and Squiddy Wild Things style.

[TVC15]

You think Wonderful Christmastime is only mediocre? Dude, it could pass as a Manheim Steamroller song. Let me refresh your memory. It really sounds like it was originally written as a composition for a TV or radio commercial but was rejected as too shitty to use:

[thisismyusername]

Mmmmmm Keith Richards blowing slide guitar loads all over my face and then I hook up with neofeg and Squiddy Wild Things style.

Now see, /r/NeoFIG this is "mentally ill" for you. Not Shaka and myself.

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=968852

The people that are vehemently against this game?

I'm definitely not one of those people to throw the "you play violent videogames you distasteful fuck. why can't this exist" people. I love violent videogames. Realistic gore in games is a huge highlight for me. I'm also fascinated with depressing shit, modern cartoons on Cartoon Network depress me more than the show Oz, I become happier when man on man rape is on screen versus some cartoon character.

Media and entertainment can naturally twist your perspective around in positive ways. I was a young teen and watched Six Feet Under while it originally aired, I walked away from the show feeling "gay people are just people, they are exactly identical except their dicks or pussies get wet for different reasons."

What's the point with all this babble? A lot of Gaffers are pussies. They'll sob when Ellen Page and Troy Baker have to survive in Children of Men: The videogame, but anything experimental when it comes to subject matter has to be flushed down the toilet.

[TVC15]

To be fair, TVC, you shouldn't compare The Beatles to The Rolling Stones. Seeing as the stones are a much better band with a much better output.

Walrus will hate to admit I'm right, but look at it this way: The Stones didn't release their best material until after the Beatles broke up. The race between the Stones and the Beatles was actually, demonstrably, holding the Stones back.

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=963619

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145691587&postcount=2

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145691785&postcount=4

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yeah it's an old thread but.

[close]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=146870840&postcount=639

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=146873423&postcount=640

 

[king of the internet]

Dusty old dad rock bands. Fuck em all.

[TVC15]

Eh, I'll give liking the Stones up until 72 a pass. Yes, I guess they are a old dad rock band, and indeed I probably started listening to them from my dad or older brother, but they've always remained notable to be. It's not shit rock like Pink Floyd or Led Zepplin that dates itself easily or anything. The Stones at their peak are vicious and sexy. I'd let Mick Jagger fuck me even though he has a little dick.

[octopushover]

we can all agree that the beach boys are fucking horrible

[octopushover]

honestly pet sounds is awful and the only reason people say it's not is because they need an american answer to the beatles which is stupid because nilsson already existed

[Phoenix Dark]

The Stones had one of the greatest runs in music history from 1968-1973.

[TVC15]

I think it's socially acceptable to own a Beach Boys greatest hits collection and Pet Sounds.  Pet Sounds is a great music nerd album, but it's the also the only BB album that gives me feels.

[Phoenix Dark]

Steely Dan 1973-1980

[TVC15]

I'm watching Sleepaway Camp for like the 900th time. This movie is so fucking strange. I find something new and bizarre about it every time I watch. Judy is my favorite. She's a big ol' bitch and has a shirt that says "Judy."

[TVC15]

Zepp and Floyd are the definition of music that's only enjoyable if you're high. It's like a precursor to rap music.

[TVC15]

GAF the Movie:

[octopushover]

Pet Sounds sounds like Brian Wilson desperately wanted to be Phil Spector and subsequently ruined his album like many Spector records that came before.

[TVC15]

Pet Sounds sounds like Brian Wilson desperately wanted to be Phil Spector and subsequently ruined his album like many Spector records that came before.

There's some good stuff there, particularly when effort is put into lyrics. Looking at the track listing, there is a lot of fat, but this album served me well in my early 20s. That feels like just about the right age for the album.

[Phoenix Dark]

we gonna pretend like Phil Spector didn't create the GOAT Christmas song?

[TVC15]

Ain't nothing wrong with Phil Spector. Much like Roman Polanski, he's done enough good that he should be free. For real.

[TVC15]

For the record, I'm named after Keith Partridge, not Keith Richards or Keith Moon. But even Keith Partridge made better music than Jimmy Page.

[StealthFan]

Ain't nothing wrong with Phil Spector. Much like Roman Polanski, he's done enough good that he should be free. For real.

[TVC15]

I guess AC Slater also gets to be on the list of celebrities that have done unforgivable things that deserve freedom due to their art, too. At least if Screech's accusations are true.

[Himu]

I would suck Mario Lopez's cock so bad.

Only with a condom on though because I don't want any STI's from that fuck.

[Positive Touch]

I guess AC Slater also gets to be on the list of celebrities that have done unforgivable things that deserve freedom due to their art, too. At least if Screech's accusations are true.

deetz plz

[TVC15]

God you're a figgurt.

The fuck I am. I happened to watch this earlier after my fantasy about Squiddy and neofeg (nsfw) http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21l6sv_denise-richards-w-neve-campbell-scene-from-film-wild-things-3some_shortfilms

The way I figure, neofeg is denise richards and squiddy is neve campbell.

[Phoenix Dark]

I....need to watch that movie.

[TVC15]

I guess AC Slater also gets to be on the list of celebrities that have done unforgivable things that deserve freedom due to their art, too. At least if Screech's accusations are true.

deetz plz

From http://www.11points.com/TV/11_Most_Scandalous_Saved_by_the_Bell_Revelations_in_Screech%27s_Autobiography

Mario Lopez raped a girl, and NBC paid her hush money. Definitely the most damning accusation in the book... but one that Diamond doesn't hedge (like many of the upcoming points). He flat-out says that Mario Lopez "lured [a girl] back to his pad... and was forced to have sex against her will."

NBC's lawyers stepped in to maintain the image of its clean teen stars, though, and paid the girl to be quiet. "And my understanding," Diamond writes, "is that it wasn't a boatload of cash, either, somewhere around fifty grand."

I found this "Variety" article about Lopez being accused of date rape, so there is other corroboration on this. It's amazing -- back in 1993, before the Internet turned the American celebrity gossip press into the British celebrity gossip press, a huge "SBTB" fan like me never heard a word of this. If this date rape accusation had happened 15 years later, within moments of the story breaking a photo of A.C. Slater would've been on Perez Hilton, complete with a MS Paint mouth semen.

[Joe Molotov]

I guess AC Slater also gets to be on the list of celebrities that have done unforgivable things that deserve freedom due to their art, too. At least if Screech's accusations are true.

On one hand, he's probably just bullshitting to sell books, but on the other hand, he could be the Jose Canseco of Saved By the Bell.

[TVC15]

I....need to watch that movie.

nsfw http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2847jq_denise-richards-hot-scene-wild-things_shortfilms

Only difference is I'd be giving neofeg more black eyes and she'd be leaving with fewer teeth.

[/r/neofeg]

had a big crush on neve campbell when i was about 10 or 11.

but denise richards is undeniably hotter. 

[nudemacusers]

rip squiddy

[/r/neofeg]

ill pour a bit of fohty out

[TVC15]

Zeppelin is as far beyond the Stones as Apocalypse is beyond Babylonians with their swords and fire sticks.

If you paypal me like 200 bucks to go to the weed store down the street, I promise I'll give Zepp an honest chance.

[StealthFan]

kick back amirox

[TVC15]

kick back amirox

Hey now, I see Amir0x as the pathetic, bizarre-o-verse version of me.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to Fred Meyer to get booze before they close and maybe stop by Denny's for take out.

[TVC15]

Hopefully by the time I get back the discussion will have moved beyond The Doors, for my sake.

[TVC15]

Hopefully by the time I get back the discussion will have moved beyond The Doors, for my sake.

For all of our sake

[nudemacusers]

goat dadbands :creedence, eagles, boston, steve miller

woat dadbands: rush, kiss, nugent, supertramp

[TVC15]

I was about to say flawless victory to nudemacusers. . .until I saw The Eagles there.

[TVC15]

Other dad rock I'll defend to the death: Buffalo Springfield, CSNY, Neil Young (with and without Crazy Horse), Dylan, The Band.

I think it's an unspoken rule when discussing these long lived 60s and 70s bands that we're only talking about the like 25% of their output that was actually good, right?

[nudemacusers]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Hotel California is a good album

[TVC15]

Not dad rock, but since she ran concurrently with the other bands of this period  I'd add Joni to my list, too.

[nudemacusers]

this is about dadrock, not 'best artists of the 70s'. eagles are a goat dadrock band. eod.


doors were a runner up but their goat dadrock status would depend on the amount of lsd consumed by a given dad vs the amount of cheap beer consumed in pickup trucks at drive through theaters.

[zepblackstar]

holy shit.. Nintendo stans....

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=969074


I...What the hell...

[Rufus]

I think it's an unspoken rule when discussing these long lived 60s and 70s bands that we're only talking about the like 25% of their output that was actually good, right?

That's not limited to any era though.

[Phoenix Dark]

LA Woman is a good album.

[nudemacusers]

walrus stanning the work of a sleazy guy who hits on women and calls himself the lizard king. hm.