1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Steve Youngblood]

I wonder how socially inept neogaf mods are. If Bish is any indication, wooo boy.

Steve Youngblood

Not a good start.

I don't know about that. My social ineptitude is probably why Shaka and Esch never want to hang out anymore. Or they're just jerks. Or because I haven't made much effort myself to suggest somewhere for us all to go. But I'm just going to go ahead and assume they're just jerks because it helps me sleep at night.

[Phoenix Dark]

Steve is there any discussion of making me a mod candidate?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Steve is there any discussion of making me a mod candidate?

I support this cause.

But only if you provide your ban explanations over here.

[Steve Youngblood]

Steve is there any discussion of making me a mod candidate?

Tell you what, there was some chatter a few months back about possibly adding a few more mods once the new year arrived. I'll be sure to float your name. Mind you, I wouldn't expect much. After all, the nominee's ban record is one of the first things examined. And seeing as how you are number 3 on the list of "Most Bans among Active Users" and number 5 over all, I think it's going to be a tough sell. But if my track record as the fifth best computer salesman in a department of six people at a Circuit City from 2005 to 2006 is any indication, I think I can make the hard sell.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Steve is there any discussion of making me a mod candidate?

Tell you what, there was some chatter a few months back about possibly adding a few more mods once the new year arrived. I'll be sure to float your name. Mind you, I wouldn't expect much. After all, the nominee's ban record is one of the first things examined. And seeing as how you are number 3 on the list of "Most Bans among Active Users" and number 5 over all, I think it's going to be a tough sell. But if my track record as the fifth best computer salesman in a department of six people at a Circuit City from 2005 to 2006 is any indication, I think I can make the hard sell.

Translation

[demi]

The fact that Bish lists facebook as one of his skills on linkedin is kind of weird.

Dude... so many people list "NeoGAF Moderator" on their linked in its hilarious. Still doesnt let them into E3 tho. Yeeeeee

[Steve Youngblood]

I can assure you that it's not on my LinkedIn profile. But whether that's because I know better than to list it or because I don't have a LinkedIn profile is an exercise I'll leave for the reader to decide.

[Phoenix Dark]

Steve is there any discussion of making me a mod candidate?

Tell you what, there was some chatter a few months back about possibly adding a few more mods once the new year arrived. I'll be sure to float your name. Mind you, I wouldn't expect much. After all, the nominee's ban record is one of the first things examined. And seeing as how you are number 3 on the list of "Most Bans among Active Users" and number 5 over all, I think it's going to be a tough sell. But if my track record as the fifth best computer salesman in a department of six people at a Circuit City from 2005 to 2006 is any indication, I think I can make the hard sell.

I appreciate it.

[Steve Youngblood]

I can assure you that it's not on my LinkedIn profile. But whether that's because I know better than to list it or because I don't have a LinkedIn profile is an exercise I'll leave for the reader to decide.

I just dont care enough.

Good call.

[Himu]

Demi, how about icon status for PD? The view from the hill could use a fresh set of eyes.

There can only be one black icon !!!

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Steve is there any discussion of making me a mod candidate?

Tell you what, there was some chatter a few months back about possibly adding a few more mods once the new year arrived. I'll be sure to float your name. Mind you, I wouldn't expect much. After all, the nominee's ban record is one of the first things examined. And seeing as how you are number 3 on the list of "Most Bans among Active Users" and number 5 over all, I think it's going to be a tough sell. But if my track record as the fifth best computer salesman in a department of six people at a Circuit City from 2005 to 2006 is any indication, I think I can make the hard sell.

I appreciate it.

Sweet. I got a lifetime supply of Reese's spread if you unban Eggman just for the fuckery.

[nudemacusers]

Steve is there any discussion of making me a mod candidate?

Tell you what, there was some chatter a few months back about possibly adding a few more mods once the new year arrived. I'll be sure to float your name. Mind you, I wouldn't expect much. After all, the nominee's ban record is one of the first things examined. And seeing as how you are number 3 on the list of "Most Bans among Active Users" and number 5 over all, I think it's going to be a tough sell. But if my track record as the fifth best computer salesman in a department of six people at a Circuit City from 2005 to 2006 is any indication, I think I can make the hard sell.

I can't be alone in wanting to see this top 5 list, dead and living.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Eggman
Blamespace
Wario
PD
??

[Mr. Nobody]

The fact that Bish lists facebook as one of his skills on linkedin is kind of weird.

Dude... so many people list "NeoGAF Moderator" on their linked in its hilarious. Still doesnt let them into E3 tho. Yeeeeee

No way 

[nudemacusers]

no way on eggman, unless maybe you're counting alts


... we're gonna need a separate category for alts.

[Bebpo]

I finally got to the point where I can't read gaf because I hate 95% of people who play videogames on the internet.  That GTAV PC thread...wtf, the entitlement is insane.  Game is delayed until March, 2 months, who give a shit and good for Rockstar if it means the game is better optimized and less buggy because of it.  The min/recommended specs they released are incredibly reasonable and it looks like it'll be a good port.  Good news, right? 

But man, people in there talking about fuck Rockstar, boycott Rockstar, what terrible human beings they are for delaying a videogame 2 months.  Wtf is wrong with these internet kids that a 2 month delay of a videogame (that they can already play on like 4 other systems right now) is monumentally wrecking their lives and is the most important event of 2015 so far for them.  It's just a videogame, jesus fucking christ, go for a walk or something 

[Himu]

Eggman
Blamespace
Wario
PD
??

Me

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I would like to know who's been banned the most times on NEOGAF though. That would be interesting.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I finally got to the point where I can't read gaf because I hate 95% of people who play videogames on the internet.  That GTAV PC thread...wtf, the entitlement is insane.  Game is delayed until March, 2 months, who give a shit and good for Rockstar if it means the game is better optimized and less buggy because of it.  The min/recommended specs they released are incredibly reasonable and it looks like it'll be a good port.  Good news, right? 

But man, people in there talking about fuck Rockstar, boycott Rockstar, what terrible human beings they are for delaying a videogame 2 months.  Wtf is wrong with these internet kids that a 2 month delay of a videogame (that they can already play on like 4 other systems right now) is monumentally wrecking their lives and is the most important event of 2015 so far for them.  It's just a videogame, jesus fucking christ, go for a walk or something 

join me in #boycottinternetcontent2015.

[mormapope]

I finally got to the point where I can't read gaf because I hate 95% of people who play videogames on the internet.  That GTAV PC thread...wtf, the entitlement is insane.  Game is delayed until March, 2 months, who give a shit and good for Rockstar if it means the game is better optimized and less buggy because of it.  The min/recommended specs they released are incredibly reasonable and it looks like it'll be a good port.  Good news, right? 

But man, people in there talking about fuck Rockstar, boycott Rockstar, what terrible human beings they are for delaying a videogame 2 months.  Wtf is wrong with these internet kids that a 2 month delay of a videogame (that they can already play on like 4 other systems right now) is monumentally wrecking their lives and is the most important event of 2015 so far for them.  It's just a videogame, jesus fucking christ, go for a walk or something 

Agreed agreed agreed. I think Gaffers forget how good shit really is for videogame stuff. The expectations and demands are out of this fucking world.

[Himu]

Steve, PLEEEASE post my ban stats for the account Himuro

[nudemacusers]

I find it best to simply and peaceably wait for products to release without creating a frenzy of anticipation/angst. if it sucks, it sucks, if it rocks, it rocks.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I finally got to the point where I can't read gaf because I hate 95% of people who play videogames on the internet.  That GTAV PC thread...wtf, the entitlement is insane.  Game is delayed until March, 2 months, who give a shit and good for Rockstar if it means the game is better optimized and less buggy because of it.  The min/recommended specs they released are incredibly reasonable and it looks like it'll be a good port.  Good news, right? 

But man, people in there talking about fuck Rockstar, boycott Rockstar, what terrible human beings they are for delaying a videogame 2 months.  Wtf is wrong with these internet kids that a 2 month delay of a videogame (that they can already play on like 4 other systems right now) is monumentally wrecking their lives and is the most important event of 2015 so far for them.  It's just a videogame, jesus fucking christ, go for a walk or something 

Agreed agreed agreed. I think Gaffers forget how good shit really is for videogame stuff. The expectations and demands are out of this fucking world.

honestly it's probably less their problem and more my problem for wasting my goddamn time and precious bodily fluids reading their shit. forums are a fucking script kiddie DDOS on my brain.

[Himu]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=41961156

"Him"

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19 bans

[recursivelyenumerable]

part of it is just that the auto-bump flat thread style of forum inherently breaks when it reaches the scale of usage GAF has. you can't have valuable conversations where everyone's shitty posts and threads are treated equally.

[nudemacusers]

19 bans.

and here i am on my last leg with 5 or something*


*two of which should be stricken from the record tbh.

[milchs evil twin]

Doesn't PD have like 42 or some other ungodly number

[Himu]

How do you even remember your ban count?

[milchs evil twin]

I'm pretty sure someone once mentioned the official number of PD bans.

[nudemacusers]

How do you even remember your ban count?

i keep a razor-mark tally on my son's shoulder

[Himu]

Iirc PD is catching up to my ban count

Here's hoping he surpasses it if he hasn't already

GOOOOO, PD

[Take My Breh Away]

I finally got to the point where I can't read gaf because I hate 95% of people who play videogames on the internet.  That GTAV PC thread...wtf, the entitlement is insane.  Game is delayed until March, 2 months, who give a shit and good for Rockstar if it means the game is better optimized and less buggy because of it.  The min/recommended specs they released are incredibly reasonable and it looks like it'll be a good port.  Good news, right? 

But man, people in there talking about fuck Rockstar, boycott Rockstar, what terrible human beings they are for delaying a videogame 2 months.  Wtf is wrong with these internet kids that a 2 month delay of a videogame (that they can already play on like 4 other systems right now) is monumentally wrecking their lives and is the most important event of 2015 so far for them.  It's just a videogame, jesus fucking christ, go for a walk or something 

join me in #boycottinternetcontent2015.

That's just going to last as long as No Fap New Year

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[Kraftwerk]

What make-up products do you guys use to hide your stubble?

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=970766

[Himu]

What make-up products do you guys use to hide your stubble?

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=970766

Spencer didn't tell us he had a new gaf account

[parallax]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=41961156

"Him"

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19 bans

i forgot they called you a mra supporter in that thread. the hate boner dudes had for you was fucking hilarious

[nudemacusers]

What make-up products do you guys use to hide your stubble?

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=970766

jado in there telling the good word about self-respect

[Kraftwerk]

macusers,

everytime I look at your avatar, I imagine your laying down on a bed (covered with alexandar mcqueen sheets) only wearing a pair of custom made MMM briefs.

 

[Steve Youngblood]

Iirc PD is catching up to my ban count

Here's hoping he surpasses it if he hasn't already

GOOOOO, PD

On closer inspection PD is the all time leader for active or inactive. The count I was looking at earlier didn't include three bans he racked up when his name was forced to PhoenixPause.

[Himu]

Iirc PD is catching up to my ban count

Here's hoping he surpasses it if he hasn't already

GOOOOO, PD

On closer inspection PD is the all time leader for active or inactive. The count I was looking at earlier didn't include three bans he racked up when his name was forced to PhoenixPause.

PDDDDDDDDDDDDDD





What is my ranking in terms of most bans?

[nudemacusers]

give us the list steve


i'll have esch do anything for it 

[Steve Youngblood]

Iirc PD is catching up to my ban count

Here's hoping he surpasses it if he hasn't already

GOOOOO, PD

On closer inspection PD is the all time leader for active or inactive. The count I was looking at earlier didn't include three bans he racked up when his name was forced to PhoenixPause.

PDDDDDDDDDDDDDD



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What is my ranking in terms of most bans?

#15, but I only see you at 16 bans, and not the 19 that was mentioned in the stump post you linked earlier.

[Himu]

That dude Wrath HAS to be up there. With all his alts combined, he's probably at more than PD.

[Himu]

Iirc PD is catching up to my ban count

Here's hoping he surpasses it if he hasn't already

GOOOOO, PD

On closer inspection PD is the all time leader for active or inactive. The count I was looking at earlier didn't include three bans he racked up when his name was forced to PhoenixPause.

PDDDDDDDDDDDDDD



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What is my ranking in terms of most bans?

#15, but I only see you at 16 bans, and not the 19 that was mentioned in the stump post you linked earlier.

Top 20

[nudemacusers]

i want separate lists for:

*total bans (living)

*total bans (dead)

*total alts

[jakefromstatefarm]

PhoenixPause

GOAT account rename

thank you based Ace

[Himu]

I had an alt in 2006 that was banned.

Maybe that's also factored in.

[Steve Youngblood]

i want separate lists for:

*total bans (living)

*total bans (dead)

*total alts

You're not getting a list!

[nudemacusers]

i want separate lists for:

*total bans (living)

*total bans (dead)

*total alts

You're not getting a list!

nobody tells me no steve

nobody

[Himu]

i want separate lists for:

*total bans (living)

*total bans (dead)

*total alts

You're not getting a list!

[Supermanisdead]

steve, undo my latest ban. it was a joke.

[Mr. Nobody]

I've had 3 bans

[Himu]

we're the good spin off site

[thisismyusername]

I finally got to the point where I can't read gaf because I hate 95% of people who play videogames on the internet.  That GTAV PC thread...wtf, the entitlement is insane.  Game is delayed until March, 2 months, who give a shit and good for Rockstar if it means the game is better optimized and less buggy because of it.  The min/recommended specs they released are incredibly reasonable and it looks like it'll be a good port.  Good news, right? 

But man, people in there talking about fuck Rockstar, boycott Rockstar, what terrible human beings they are for delaying a videogame 2 months.  Wtf is wrong with these internet kids that a 2 month delay of a videogame (that they can already play on like 4 other systems right now) is monumentally wrecking their lives and is the most important event of 2015 so far for them.  It's just a videogame, jesus fucking christ, go for a walk or something 

Eh, to be fair: PC people have been waiting over a year for the PC port after the PS360 launch two years ago. It's a bit "WTF Rockstar" on the delay, but nothing to get bent out of shape like GAF is doing.

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Not that I was going to buy it until Steam sale time anyway.

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[Steve Youngblood]

we're the good spin off site

I think you're forgetting about a certain subreddit.

[Himu]

we're the good spin off site

I think you're forgetting about a certain subreddit.

We're the Curb Your Enthusiasm to GAF's Seinfeld. A spiritual successor that expands upon the original that occasionally references it, but unique from the original. OPA is the Mama's Family to GAF's Carol Burnett Show. r/neofag is The Cleveland Show.

[thisismyusername]

But Mama's Family was good compared to Carol Burnett. 

[Himu]

Mama's family is shit which is the point

[thisismyusername]

Atra and I are trying to uncover the spinoff site run by a certain mod and populated by posters whose avatars feature anime characters of a certain age group.

Btw, Atra, I'm thinking the best way to find this place might be to register an alt with a questionable name on GAF, use a loli avatar, make questionable posts in certain threads, and wait for the PM inviting you to the dark world.

Then we contact the authorities and bring these fucks to justice.

Do you have... any proof or a hint that Duckroll is running a spin off site other than your theories?

[StealthFan]

[mormapope]

Golden Girls >>>>>>> Anything to do with Carol Burnett >>>>>>> Friends