1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[mormapope]

Breh, I just remembered a thread where you would probably find a bunch of loli den inhabitants

Can "Loli" anime girls kill a great game for you?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=515852

Page 16 or 32 is when I entered the ring and tried to reason with the loli crew. The entire thread though is a battle.

[kick51]

i just can't even get past steroid Falco's bright pink nipples in the OP's avatar

his tag is pretty funny though, especially if you say it out loud

[Joe Molotov]

i have to say sunny's... growths... suprised me at first.
but then i took a look at my 11 year old sister and noticed that it's actually pretty dang close to what happens to little girls' bodies when they hit that part of their life.

[meeb]

Just going to leave this here

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=150234449&postcount=13

 

The PC gamers in that thread are insufferable.

[meeb]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=150089084&postcount=832

A bit more confrontational bellendery like this and bishop will have all the excuse he needs to finally obliterate his account.

What a fucking dink.

Fun thread to go back to, Durante gets piled on for caring about virtual whales. An e-Paul Watson so to speak.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=519930

Wow. Did nobody really call him legit fucking crazy for freaking out about whaling in a game where you murder people? Does he really find virtual whaling more detestable than murder?

[kick51]

Breh, I just remembered a thread where you would probably find a bunch of loli den inhabitants

Can "Loli" anime girls kill a great game for you?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=515852

Page 16 or 32 is when I entered the ring and tried to reason with the loli crew. The entire thread though is a battle.

I love the people arguing that you must be the real pedo if you see their pictures of scantily clad little girls as sexualized.

"My avatar is just a 10 year old girl in a bikini with her ass on display. If you think there's anything suggestive about that, then you're the real pervert."

their other line of defense is that you are "closed minded" or "ignorant" for dismissing that stuff based on art style. 

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=150370574&postcount=46

[thisismyusername]

 

I could maybe see the 40" argument despite it being stupidly obvious that it'll still look good (though 4K would obviously trump it), but seriously?

[Your Stalker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=984674

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=984674

 

No fucking chance an actual woman wrote that.

What a sad man.

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=984674

 

omg poasting in epic thred holy shit this is so funny its the guy's wife this is why i love neogaf

[Atramental]

Never change, GAF. dead_pinocchio.gif

#dead #feedherpizza #topkek

/thread

[octopushover]

i have to say sunny's... growths... suprised me at first.
but then i took a look at my 11 year old sister and noticed that it's actually pretty dang close to what happens to little girls' bodies when they hit that part of their life.

looking at your 11 year old sister's body 

[Kraftwerk]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=984674

 

Its fucking 2015 and the 'wife' writes worse than my dead grandma.

"Teheeee what is this internet thingy!!!! Omg I'm a gurlllll!"

Yeah, sure.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=150370574&postcount=46

Either joke post or an idiot. Sure you can go ahead and own a 4K TV and be all like "Look at my 4K TV, bitches!" but it's not like you can actually watch a significant amount of 4K content on it.

[Eel O'Brian]

I remember when I spent nearly $600 on a 26 inch 720p HDTV back in 2005 so I could get that Xbox 360 HD experience, it was the cheapest one I could find here in town

Ten years later and 70% of my cable channels are still in SD

[Joe Molotov]

I bought a 30" 1080i TV in 2002 and was able to experience the majesty of Enter the Matrix on the OG Xbox. 

[Phoenix Dark]

i have to say sunny's... growths... suprised me at first.
but then i took a look at my 11 year old sister and noticed that it's actually pretty dang close to what happens to little girls' bodies when they hit that part of their life.

looking at your 11 year old sister's body 

The bigger question: can she live up to the e-pedigree of her brothers? The pressure of living in the footsteps of a forum admin and a talking dog could crush a lesser person, but I'm sure she'll be fine.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=984821

sounds like a fantastic idea, gaffot.

[Dennis]

Watch TV on a TV brehs.

A 4K display is for computers. Computer displays are also where you watch shows.

I don't even own a TV set. That is some grandpa shit there.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Watch TV on a TV brehs.

A 4K display is for computers. Computer displays are also where you watch shows.

I don't even own a TV set. That is some grandpa shit there.

 

Let's all huddle around my computer monitor brehs....

[Dennis]

Yeah well I like going to bars and having sex with women. So there.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yeah well I like going to bars and having sex with women. So there.

I'd have to see proof of that.

[Joe Molotov]

i have to say sunny's... growths... suprised me at first.
but then i took a look at my 11 year old sister and noticed that it's actually pretty dang close to what happens to little girls' bodies when they hit that part of their life.

looking at your 11 year old sister's body 

The bigger question: can she live up to the e-pedigree of her brothers? The pressure of living in the footsteps of a forum admin and a talking dog could crush a lesser person, but I'm sure she'll be fine.

Sorry, I copied and pasted that, my real sister is in her 20's and burdened with the hardships of married life and making lots of money. 

[octopushover]

that's okay, /r/neofeg liked my response so the real loser here is me

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=984977

OP telling it like it is. Shenmue 1 is a fantastic tech demo, but a really bad game.

The people that love Shenmue 1 should play this game I'm going to create, where you work for the IRS and have to uncover a mystery revolving around your grandfather not paying his taxes. Its a investigation game that takes place in Washington DC, there are combat sections where you have to fight off home intruders three times throughout the game because you live in a really bad neighborhood. The game is going to be divided into 20 parts.

Shenmue 2 is actually a really good game though, outclasses Shenmue 1 in every way.

[Himu]

I'd make a rebuttal but I can't be assed enough to try.

But these days I prefer 1 over 2. Both combine to be my favorite game though.

[kick51]

i had a copy of Shenmue 2 xbox that the local disc repair place broke.  but they gave me $25 after i left a negative yelp review, so i got another copy and some caramel apple pops.  haven't tried the game.  but the caramel apple pops are amazing.  and apparently if a small business fucks with you (they told me the equivalent of "shit happens" in the store), just leave a negative yelp review, and they'll change their tune.

[huckleberry]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=984986

Smegmapeans getting butthurt over the fact that we own the moon.

[Dennis]

Someone who says this:

Watch TV on a TV brehs.

A 4K display is for computers. Computer displays are also where you watch shows.

I don't even own a TV set. That is some grandpa shit there.

Doesn't get to say this:
 

Yeah well I like going to bars and having sex with women. So there.

Social awkwardness is a bitch, ain't it?

I wouldn't know. I am the life of the party.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=984977

OP telling it like it is. Shenmue 1 is a fantastic tech demo, but a really bad game.

The people that love Shenmue 1 should play this game I'm going to create, where you work for the IRS and have to uncover a mystery revolving around your grandfather not paying his taxes. Its a investigation game that takes place in Washington DC, there are combat sections where you have to fight off home intruders three times throughout the game because you live in a really bad neighborhood. The game is going to be divided into 20 parts.

Shenmue 2 is actually a really good game though, outclasses Shenmue 1 in every way.

I'm not ashamed to admit my love for Shenmue 1 is mostly based on nostalgia. There was seriously nothing like it at the time.

That said, 2 is objectively better if just for the simple fact that you can fast forward the time 

[Mr. Nobody]

Computer displays are also where you watch shows.

I used to do this. Then I got Netflix and a laptop with an hdmi port.

Never again 

[Himu]

There's still nothing like Shenmue 1, or 2 for that matter.

[Dennis]

There's still nothing like Shenmue 1, or 2 for that matter.

Shenmue 2 had a completely magical atmosphere that very few other games can match.

[Mr. Nobody]

There's still nothing like Shenmue 1, or 2 for that matter.

Technically there's the Yakuza series but its debatable. I wouldn't even be mad at anyone that disagrees.

  Sega finally bringing 5 to America 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Shenmue was always a better experience than a game

[mormapope]

Shenmue 2 had a completely magical atmosphere that very few other games can match.

Atmosphere is such a blanketed term. I can do some special fellow list shit but no one wants that.

Also Yakuza is a vastly superior series. Its a Japanese soap opera revolving around the yakuza, that on paper sounds dope.

[kick51]

There's certainly no larger collection of awkward voice acting in all of gaming.  Every. Single. Line. is bad. All of them.  Nothing sounds natural, at all.  It's incredible.  Truly "pull any gaijin asshole off the street and get him in this recording booth" tier.  And then select his/her worst take to put in the game.

[Himu]

Comparing Yakuza to Shenmue is like comparing The 36th Chamber of Shaolin to Oldboy aka pretty fucking stupid.

[StealthFan]

Yakuza

[Himu]

There's certainly no larger collection of awkward voice acting in all of gaming.  Every. Single. Line. is bad. All of them.  Nothing sounds natural, at all.  It's incredible.  Truly "pull any gaijin asshole off the street and get him in this recording booth" tier.  And then select his/her worst take to put in the game.

Funniest game of all time. Dat kung fu film dub cheese

[mormapope]

 

Meanwhile, in Shenmue 1

 

Forklift racing was so bad and you had to do it every single morning.

[Himu]

Compare games in totally different genres, brehs. You going to compare Mario to Halo next?

[kick51]

is that from Yakuza 4?  cause i just got that shit free on plus

[Himu]

Naw, 2

[mormapope]

is that from Yakuza 4?  cause i just got that shit free on plus

Yakzua 2. Yakuza 3 and 4 have more fleshed out combat and gameplay in general, but Yakuza 2 has the best story and pacing in the series.

Problem is Yakuza 2 on PS2 is expensive as fuck, and the HD collection only came out in Japan. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yakuza 

[Himu]

Get yakuza 2 for ps2 and hook that shit up to s-video

[kick51]

jesus it is expensive. 

good ol swap discs tho

[Himu]

Yakuza 2 owns. Enjoy.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Lol forklift racing?  That's pure adrenaline compared to  "here, air these books out because of reasons"

[Dennis]

I like the Yakuza series well enough but it will always be a poor mans Shenmue.

[Himu]

it will always be a poor mans Shenmue.

This is stupid.

The only good thing to come out of Shenmue's festering corpse of mediocrity was the excellent Yakuza games.

This is stupid.

[Mr. Gundam]

Ryu ga Gotoku

Yakuza 

[Himu]

It's stupid because there's literally zero evidence that Shenmue gave way to Yakuza. It's a pretty bad troll.

[Himu]

Only gamers would compare a game that has less than 10 fights in it, where story dictates when fights will occur instead of doing the thing every other game does and has fights every five seconds, to a game that literally has random battles and the goal is to buy and use as many weapons as you can to see a kick ass death animation.

Gamers are

[king of the internet]

Fuck gamers. 

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=150455144&postcount=178
 

[Mr. Nobody]

Needing to play daycare for a good chunk of Yakuza 3 though 

[Kraftwerk]

Dude in the ISIS thread going  all out, calling for the annihilation of Islam as a religion.

He is making good point though. I mean, this post;

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=150471953&postcount=441

Well how long is it going to take for people to say "Hang about, maybe the things we believe in are kind of fucked up"

Standing around throwing stones at people, and watching men haved their hands chopped off and women degraded daily, beheaded in public for even mere allegations, and suddenly people are shocked that a group like ISIS exists. If youre around that barbaric behaviour, and even passively support it, what do people expect?

The people are simply going have to want to progress. If not ISIS are just one of the many horrors to be faced in the future. We're seeing a similar issue in Nigeria.

And I'm sorry people may want to distance Islam from ISIS via calling them Daesh, but it's clear Islam itself is part of the root of the problem.

Meaning that the people are use to having it being a controlling factor in their daily lives, and that will warp minds if left unchecked.

I know some folk in Saudi Arabia for example. And they act like beheading, stoning, women opression etc is fine. when you try to debate it with them they say its their culture etc. But when they look at ISIS beheading someone they act all chocked, and wonder how such barbarians exists in our world.

come the fuck on son