Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5899787 times)

king of the internet · « **Reply #24840 on:** February 23, 2015, 01:54:10 AM »

I'm a straight man and open minded, but I just don't feel like being penetrated by or putting my penis in another man's butt. Does that make me a bigot?

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #24841 on:** February 23, 2015, 02:00:26 AM »

yes

excuse me, im loading a bowl

benjipwns · « **Reply #24842 on:** February 23, 2015, 02:07:20 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on February 23, 2015, 01:54:10 AM

I'm a straight man and open minded, but I just don't feel like being penetrated by or putting my penis in another man's butt. Does that make me a bigot?

This is a mentality of a small child refusing to even try broccoli or asparagus or Chinese food. And considering that this forum is an offshoot of the nexus of video gaming it should be clear that one little bite is not enough to review something. Instead the entire experience should be savored, each feeling of the texture of a penis studied to understand why it is placed in that specific location, each bead of sweat examined for its inner meaning, each prompting thrust explored for its visceral connection to the core of humanity and all of this repeated until:

A. You appreciate the experience entirely as it matches the beauty of our collective expectations.
2. You're ready for the self-criticism and struggle sessions.

Your choice.

Counterrevolutionary bigot.

Kara · « **Reply #24843 on:** February 23, 2015, 02:22:41 AM »

The policy of letting a hundred cocks bloom and a hundred bottoms attend is designed to promote the flourishing of the arts and the progress of science.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #24844 on:** February 23, 2015, 02:33:59 AM »

the conclusion of the event is the annual Cartwheel Through a Field Full of Dicks

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #24845 on:** February 23, 2015, 03:46:32 AM »

i identify as the last boss of romancing saga 2

Kara · « **Reply #24846 on:** February 23, 2015, 04:01:04 AM »

SaGa

Kawazu-sama

Your Stalker · « **Reply #24847 on:** February 23, 2015, 05:55:28 AM »

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/industry-plant-alert-mr-collipark-was-right.295258/

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #24848 on:** February 23, 2015, 07:34:35 AM »

Gaffer complains about creep in his store, half the thread is upset about OP calling the guy ugly and overconfident.

Nerves getting hit with every single post on GAF these days.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=997409

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24849 on:** February 23, 2015, 08:22:05 AM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on February 23, 2015, 12:42:32 AM

Quote from: Oblivion on February 22, 2015, 10:00:21 PM
Straight dudes that have sex with other dudes are the worst.
As someone who has had lots of sex with straight men, they actually do exist and retain their sexuality label. Curiousity doesn't suddenly shove you to the other side of the fence, or even make you go 50/50.

are any of them black?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #24850 on:** February 23, 2015, 08:43:19 AM »

i just had a guy ask me if i was gay as his opening conversational gambit

he bought me a drink and shortly after got kicked out of the bar

the drink was pretty good.

SmokyDave · « **Reply #24851 on:** February 23, 2015, 08:58:23 AM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=997601

"My opinion on AAA gaming industry"

"If the console holocaust happens, the only who will survive? Nintendo.
That would be amazing."

So I'm banned for cracking wise, but this shit flies for a thread nowadays?

Huh.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #24852 on:** February 23, 2015, 09:01:17 AM »

like i never even heard of the order until like two weeks ago?

sarslip · « **Reply #24853 on:** February 23, 2015, 09:12:43 AM »

Quote from: SmokyDave on February 23, 2015, 08:58:23 AM

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=997601

"My opinion on AAA gaming industry"

"If the console holocaust happens, the only who will survive? Nintendo.
That would be amazing."

So I'm banned for cracking wise, but this shit flies for a thread nowadays?

Huh.

Kraftwerk · « **Reply #24854 on:** February 23, 2015, 09:42:11 AM »

Legacy of Kain : Dead Sun 30 minute leaked video

Fuck you square

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=997613

Brehvolution · « **Reply #24855 on:** February 23, 2015, 11:19:29 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=996905

I thought you had to be 13+ to have an account.

SmokyDave · « **Reply #24856 on:** February 23, 2015, 11:38:21 AM »

Quote from: sarslip on February 23, 2015, 09:12:43 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

You can't hear it, but I'm blowing a raspberry at you.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #24857 on:** February 23, 2015, 11:47:28 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=997559

I love the internet. A woman with obvious good intentions, speaks from her heart and they tear her down over semantics.

That's the problem with the two-party system in America. Whichever side you choice, you will be aligned with jackasses.

headwalk · « **Reply #24858 on:** February 23, 2015, 11:49:46 AM »

what were you banned for?

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #24859 on:** February 23, 2015, 12:14:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2015, 08:22:05 AM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on February 23, 2015, 12:42:32 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on February 22, 2015, 10:00:21 PM
Straight dudes that have sex with other dudes are the worst.
As someone who has had lots of sex with straight men, they actually do exist and retain their sexuality label. Curiousity doesn't suddenly shove you to the other side of the fence, or even make you go 50/50.

are any of them black?

A handful of them were, yes.

sarslip · « **Reply #24860 on:** February 23, 2015, 01:20:31 PM »

Quote from: SmokyDave on February 23, 2015, 11:38:21 AM

Quote from: sarslip on February 23, 2015, 09:12:43 AM
(Image removed from quote.)
You can't hear it, but I'm blowing a raspberry at you.

smells like fish and chips

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24861 on:** February 23, 2015, 01:22:18 PM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on February 23, 2015, 12:14:19 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2015, 08:22:05 AM
Quote from: ZephyrFate on February 23, 2015, 12:42:32 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on February 22, 2015, 10:00:21 PM
Straight dudes that have sex with other dudes are the worst.
As someone who has had lots of sex with straight men, they actually do exist and retain their sexuality label. Curiousity doesn't suddenly shove you to the other side of the fence, or even make you go 50/50.

are any of them black?
A handful of them were, yes.

I'll take this to PMs.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #24862 on:** February 23, 2015, 01:22:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2015, 01:22:18 PM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on February 23, 2015, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2015, 08:22:05 AM
Quote from: ZephyrFate on February 23, 2015, 12:42:32 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on February 22, 2015, 10:00:21 PM
Straight dudes that have sex with other dudes are the worst.
As someone who has had lots of sex with straight men, they actually do exist and retain their sexuality label. Curiousity doesn't suddenly shove you to the other side of the fence, or even make you go 50/50.

are any of them black?
A handful of them were, yes.

I'll take this to PMs.

More like to the DL.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24863 on:** February 23, 2015, 01:48:25 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on February 23, 2015, 01:22:50 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2015, 01:22:18 PM
Quote from: ZephyrFate on February 23, 2015, 12:14:19 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2015, 08:22:05 AM
Quote from: ZephyrFate on February 23, 2015, 12:42:32 AM
Quote from: Oblivion on February 22, 2015, 10:00:21 PM
Straight dudes that have sex with other dudes are the worst.
As someone who has had lots of sex with straight men, they actually do exist and retain their sexuality label. Curiousity doesn't suddenly shove you to the other side of the fence, or even make you go 50/50.

are any of them black?
A handful of them were, yes.

I'll take this to PMs.

More like to the DL.

It's not really that DL.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #24864 on:** February 23, 2015, 02:05:18 PM »

The meat has spoiled, the bread is stale and we should have stopped days ago. But we still eatin' that 10 foot Order Hoagie

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=153297773#post153297773

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #24865 on:** February 23, 2015, 02:15:08 PM »

Poor, persecuted gamers :'(

SmokyDave · « **Reply #24866 on:** February 23, 2015, 02:34:36 PM »

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on February 23, 2015, 02:05:18 PM

The meat has spoiled, the bread is stale and we should have stopped days ago. But we still eatin' that 10 foot Order Hoagie

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=153297773#post153297773

(Image removed from quote.)

Woah, that's dodgy as fuck.

mormapope · « **Reply #24867 on:** February 23, 2015, 02:42:12 PM »

Siding with forum fanboys over people that can actually converse about videogames shows how fucking dire this industry has become. Its akin to heroin dealers complimenting and patting the back of a dope fiend.

kick51 · « **Reply #24868 on:** February 23, 2015, 02:42:26 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=997808

no i will not hear you out

mormapope · « **Reply #24869 on:** February 23, 2015, 02:45:09 PM »

That TLOU thread proves how many sad fucks haven't seen Children of Men

shidoshi · « **Reply #24870 on:** February 23, 2015, 02:50:47 PM »

"I agree, the reviews are certainly overly critical in my view."

Them critics being critical!

StealthFan · « **Reply #24871 on:** February 23, 2015, 03:08:55 PM »

Children Of Men is overrated.

kick51 · « **Reply #24872 on:** February 23, 2015, 03:11:02 PM »

Quote from: shidoshi on February 23, 2015, 02:50:47 PM

"I agree, the reviews are certainly overly critical in my view."

Them critics being critical!

you guys need to take the feelings of the devs and fans into consideration more

Kara · « **Reply #24873 on:** February 23, 2015, 03:24:40 PM »

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on February 23, 2015, 02:05:18 PM

The meat has spoiled, the bread is stale and we should have stopped days ago. But we still eatin' that 10 foot Order Hoagie

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=153297773#post153297773

(Image removed from quote.)

Moby-Dick was ill-regarded and a commercial failure in its day; don't these people want to be artists?

mormapope · « **Reply #24874 on:** February 23, 2015, 03:46:59 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on February 23, 2015, 03:08:55 PM

Children Of Men is overrated.

Is it as overrated as TLOU though?

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #24875 on:** February 23, 2015, 04:12:43 PM »

children of men made me cry

Sausage · « **Reply #24876 on:** February 23, 2015, 04:30:39 PM »

GOAT Movie Scene

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24877 on:** February 23, 2015, 04:38:24 PM »

Classic movie.

sarslip · « **Reply #24878 on:** February 23, 2015, 04:55:49 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on February 23, 2015, 03:24:40 PM

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on February 23, 2015, 02:05:18 PM
The meat has spoiled, the bread is stale and we should have stopped days ago. But we still eatin' that 10 foot Order Hoagie

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=153297773#post153297773

(Image removed from quote.)

Moby-Dick was ill-regarded and a commercial failure in its day; don't these people want to be artists?

moby dick was long af

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24879 on:** February 23, 2015, 05:05:02 PM »

1. Zodiac
2. No Country For Old Men
3. Children of Men
4. There Will Be Blood

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #24880 on:** February 23, 2015, 05:25:20 PM »

Memento still counts as an 00's movie.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24881 on:** February 23, 2015, 05:44:45 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on February 23, 2015, 02:45:09 PM

That TLOU thread proves how many sad fucks haven't seen Children of Men

I saw it for the first time two weeks ago, and love it. On the other hand, my already modest impression of TLoU was diminished by half, along with a lot of the respect I had for ND.

I'm all for games taking inspiration from movies, but TLoU took it and lazily applied it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24882 on:** February 23, 2015, 06:15:25 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on February 23, 2015, 05:42:15 PM

Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford should be up there. One of the most underrated movies of that decade.

The Departed is good, but not great. No where near Scorsese's best.

The Departed hasn't aged well. I still think it's good but I'm not nearly as impressed with it as I was upon seeing in the theater and first buying the DVD.

those were some classic days on The Bore. Shake, Cheebs, and me defending the film against endless trolls. But in hindsight...it drags in multiple parts, some of the dialogue is VERY forced, and there's a layer of cheese to it. Like the drug deal with the Asians or some of Nicholson's more egregious over acting; it reminds me of Pacino in Heat.

Kara · « **Reply #24883 on:** February 23, 2015, 06:31:23 PM »

Can't decide between Persepolis or Waltz with Bashir for my movie of the last decade.

Arguing about The Departed.

sarslip · « **Reply #24884 on:** February 23, 2015, 06:38:50 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on February 23, 2015, 06:31:23 PM

Can't decide between Persepolis or Waltz with Bashir for my movie of the last decade.

Arguing about The Departed.

animation fan?

i own both on blu-ray, id go with bashir by a hair

mormapope · « **Reply #24885 on:** February 23, 2015, 06:47:19 PM »

Top 5 (2000 to 2015) movies, no order:

Mulholland Drive
Wolf of Wall Street
Collateral
Children of Men
Dallas Buyers Club

mormapope · « **Reply #24886 on:** February 23, 2015, 06:56:19 PM »

Tom Cruise is one of my favorite actors.

One of my best friend's said the perfect explanation for Tom Cruise. When you look into his eyes, he seems soulless. To me, Tom not having a soul means he can be anyone doing anything. He's probably crazy or mentally ill in reality, being a Scientologist sorta guarantees that.

Robert Deniro would be my favorite if he didn't flush his career down the toilet the past 20 years. What he did in Taxi Driver alone shits on a ton of other actors.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #24887 on:** February 23, 2015, 07:13:41 PM »

There Will Be Blood :alarm

The Departed

Cruise's performance in Magnolia is one of the most captivating I've ever seen, full stop

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24888 on:** February 23, 2015, 07:14:28 PM »

too bad Magnolia was meh.

Kara · « **Reply #24889 on:** February 23, 2015, 07:19:53 PM »

Quote from: sarslip on February 23, 2015, 06:38:50 PM

Quote from: Vularai on February 23, 2015, 06:31:23 PM
Can't decide between Persepolis or Waltz with Bashir for my movie of the last decade.

Arguing about The Departed.

animation fan?

i own both on blu-ray, id go with bashir by a hair

Never really thought about it. I suppose philosophically I'm more inclined to creative work that requires something beyond machinery to create.

Waltz has P beat when it comes to evocative scenes, it just lacks a certain humanity that P has in spades.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24890 on:** February 23, 2015, 07:26:45 PM »

I used to be firmly in the There Will Be Blood>No Country For Old Men camp but TWBB isn't nearly as re-watchable as No Country to me. It's an amazing film that blows me away on many levels...but I'll take the Coens here. I've never seen a film that made me feel like a hostage in a theater like this.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #24891 on:** February 23, 2015, 07:40:00 PM »

The third act was amazing. It was pure McCarthy/Coen

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24892 on:** February 23, 2015, 07:40:55 PM »

only complaint about it:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

dude dying off camera. come on

[close]

Purple Filth · « **Reply #24893 on:** February 23, 2015, 07:52:56 PM »

The Order thread finally got locked

Now back to your movie discussion

Steve Contra · « **Reply #24894 on:** February 23, 2015, 08:06:35 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on February 23, 2015, 07:43:07 PM

It was like if in Seven, Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman had died offscreen, and the rest of the film was Kevin Spacey trying to get Pitt's wife character to play his game.

Could have actually been an interesting film, but way below the potential of the premise.

That sounds better than Seven actually. Has Fincher ever made a truly great film outside of Zodiac? So much talent wasted on upmarket potboilers and that stupid Facebook movie.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24895 on:** February 23, 2015, 08:06:45 PM »

It should have ended like:

Llewelyn Moss takes out the Mexicans but is seriously injured in the massive gunfight. As he leans on a blood splattered bed, surrounded by dead Mexicans and bullets, Chigurh enters the hotel room dual wielding Captive bolt pistols. The two men size each other up. Chigurh holds both of his weapons at his side. Moss slowly reaches towards a gun on the floor, but instead picks up a cigarette mere inches away from it.

Llewelyn Moss
I forgot my lighter. Ain't that a bitch...

Chigurh
No, it ain't

Llewelyn Moss
It ain't what?

Chigurh
It ain't a bitch, friendo

Llewelyn Moss
How do you know?

Chigurh
How don't I know

Llewelyn Moss
What?

Chigurh
When?

Llewelyn Moss
Where?

Chigurh
Why?

Before Moss can respond a shot rings out, and Chigurh slumps to the ground dead. Behind him, Ed Tom Bell's revolver steams with smoke. He reaches into his pocket, unveils a lighter, and tries to throw it to Moss but misses him by two feet.

Ed Tom Bell
I'm too old for this shit

THE END

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #24896 on:** February 23, 2015, 08:10:28 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on February 23, 2015, 07:58:16 PM

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=997751

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153343238&postcount=46

StealthFan · « **Reply #24897 on:** February 23, 2015, 08:16:41 PM »

Still complaining about No Country's ending

Shit is god-tier, plebes. The Departed is dope, but it's lesser Scorsese.

Kara · « **Reply #24898 on:** February 23, 2015, 08:18:45 PM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on February 23, 2015, 07:52:56 PM

The Order thread finally got locked

Now back to your movie discussion

The LWNJs and SJWs quash yet more free speech at GAF.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #24899 on:** February 23, 2015, 08:34:13 PM »

No Country is great. Sometimes shit just happens, no rhyme or reason to it. I wish they'd added more of Ed Tom's inner dialogue from the book, though. I like it when movies/books take chances like that, resist wrapping everything up all neat and tidy and hollwoody. Y'all sound like my elderly mother, who hated Alfred Hitchcock Presents because sometimes it would leave off open-ended and sometimes the killer would get away

Blood Meridian? That's overrated. I've read it about four times now, because McCarthy writes so pretty, but I still think all the characters come off more as "Characters" and not so much as actual human beings.

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