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when the $15 back from that promo they had going was delayed, MVPs were locking threads about it in the support forum.  So I guess they're trashmen also.

yeah, another order thread.  and they all start out about how the game isn't getting love BUT this one part of it is really well done. 

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is GAF down or is just me

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is GAF down or is just me

Yeah, that shit is busted. What am I supposed to hate read now??  ???

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A couple of things users should note:
 
1. People involved with Sony's MVP program need to contact a moderator and be registered as such.  If you want to keep it private, you can forgo a tag, but not registering with the moderation team.  This is standard policy for people working for or with a company marketing team.

2. It's not GAF's place to shut down people breaking their NDAs, and if you, as a member of a program attempt to do so, or complain about the violation, we'll treat that as thread whining, which is a bannable offense.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154937650&postcount=369

I had no idea Gaf had so many Sony MVP's,  Although I shouldn't actually be surprised, it would also explain the general tone of Gaf the last two years. Although why are people allowed to keep it private? Their status will colour their comments. No matter what they say.

Would also be interesting to go back and look at those Order threads, and see if any of the people who were shilling like crazy was an MVP.

Not that this is a real job but lol @ demanding people get put on a watch list because of their job.

@JW I think Rogue Trader is freer to RP just because that part of the IP has been left to languish forever and is little more than trappings in Inquisition material now. I don't think they even had much of a presence in Gothic (the game).


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yup
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The only reason SA should exist at this point is a containment zone for the FBI to pick out Child molesters. Basically fuck that community. They demodded Abe and it's still the fucking shits.

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The only reason SA should exist at this point is a containment zone for the FBI to pick out Child molesters. Basically fuck that community. They demodded Abe and it's still the fucking shits.
At least SA demods their pedos. Lore could take a lesson there.

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Games and Cinema Discusso is cool (now that Vargo was demodded).
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You haven't seen his instagram. It's full of underage kids. He also had a pedo friend he met in prison. He also complained about how he's been fired for flirting with underage girls.
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http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=4672.570

same pedo run off another forum
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https://instagram.com/robertpizza04330/

 :what

i dont like to generalize, but damn dude looks like a creeper. and why does he keep plastering his face all over everything?

he looks like a younger version of charlies uncle from always sunny

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reckt

starting to feel unsafe clicking anything even remotely related to this dude.

Phoenix Dark

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13 year olds, Dude.

*deletes internet history*
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So that SA dude: his story is that he unintentionally took an underage girl home from a club and got popped for that. Without pics of the girl in question I can't speculate as to how believable that story is, but at face value it's a lot different from an actual kiddie rapist.

He made a baby with a girl that told him she was 16 (but was actually 13).  Not sure why you wanna defend that. :goty2
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Phoenix Dark

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So that SA dude: his story is that he unintentionally took an underage girl home from a club and got popped for that. Without pics of the girl in question I can't speculate as to how believable that story is, but at face value it's a lot different from an actual kiddie rapist.

I can't wait until you run for congress.

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Kara

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Not all menz.

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mormapope

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give me a TLDR

A majority of people that aren't transgender pulled out their E-Knife to stab people questioning bathroom/locker room policy.
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Huff

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It's just a standard thread of everyone trying to out progress each other. My joke posts are less outrageous than some serious ones
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155043577&postcount=66

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congratulations for vaguely disagreeing with some generalised concerns that they spend maybe a quarter of the video discussing, before moving on to a detailed critique of its m. knight shyamalan home made porno grade storytelling.

you charge into any the order thread, so desperate to ride to its defence that you don't even know what you're defending. just a manic scattershot apologism with no hint of self awareness.

god speed good soldier 

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All this talk about The Order reminded me of how fucking rad Binary Domain is. Probably the best third person shooter of that gen (single player wise).

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Someone should shoot a porn that's exactly like the Starship Troopers shower scene, but instead of transitioning into them fighting bugs or whatever, everyone just starts fucking. I'd watch the hell out of that.

Well, we found Glen's fetish: Bugs and showers.


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http://www.thecoli.com/threads/woman-membership-cancelled-after-she-complained-about-cheeseburger-in-locker-room.298911/

I dunno why I'm going to bother, but:

*click*

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Where are the feminists when this stuff happens? Do they stand up for women when these penisless men try to take over?

... Right. This is the board that ran Himu-chan off because of this very thing and why she didn't self-disclose.

I dunno what I expected.gif

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All this talk about The Order reminded me of how fucking rad Binary Domain is. Probably the best third person shooter of that gen (single player wise).



vanquish would like to have a word with you
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Wraith_Bringer: Game design graduate, Sony fan, "EU taking my free speech", Trans hater. It's never the ones you'd least expect it from!

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All this talk about The Order reminded me of how fucking rad Binary Domain is. Probably the best third person shooter of that gen (single player wise).



vanquish would like to have a word with you
I'd give Vanquish the mechanical edge, but it doesn't have a robot BFF with a French accent.

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Binary Domain was a bad shitgame that only got dap because the internet likes Sega

nah it's a good game

thisismyusername

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Binary Domain was a bad shitgame that only got dap because the internet likes Sega

I wouldn't say bad... I'd say "tolerable." It's like Alpha Protocol. Ambitious, but rubbish. But sometimes rubbish is okay.

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vanquish would like to have a word with you

Vanquish is alright. The controls and movement are incredibly tight and polished, but it feels like there's no weight to anything, which sorta makes the combat not as fun for me. The soundtrack and art design did nothing for me as well.

Binary Domain was a bad shitgame that only got dap because the internet likes Sega

The internet likes Sega? They're known now for making okay/terrible Sonic games and publishing strategy games on PC. Their relevancy is nil. 
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binary domain wasn't even as good as blood on the sand

mormapope

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This Binary Domain hate  :lucas

Y'all won hard anyways, around 20,000 copies were sold in the United States.
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Kara

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Binary Domain was a bad shitgame that only got dap because the internet likes Sega


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http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155046619&postcount=99
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The Order:1886 reviews go in The Order Review thread.

The Order Review thread was closed though.
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Vanquish  :aah

Binary Domain  :expert

Max Payne 3   :shaq2

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My candidates for best third person shooters last gen:

Max Payne 3

Gears of War 3 (Best multi in the series, most features, Gears 2 multiplayer was liquid ass that almost killed the series)

Mass Effect 3 (Multiplayer lets you play as different races, automatic L to the previous Mass Effects)

Binary Domain

Resident Evil 6 (Better than RE5's boring ass Africa quest)

Dead Space 1&2

Everything else is a tier below, including Uncharted.
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Huff

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Ur dumb

Who cares

Fuck lists
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Kara

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Fuck lists

Yes we know you used to use Tinder.

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:dead at the previously recorded review outro

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mormapope

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The Order should've been a Gears clone or a Left 4 Dead clone. Gears hasn't been relevant since 2011, no one has cloned Left 4 Dead's formula yet, 2015 was the perfect time to rake in either audience.
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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1005217&page=1

 ???

These people exist.

I imagine he was sitting there thinking of something that would get him in the good graces of the SJW posse at GAF. Backfire incoming.

See the problem is you have to come up with the correct thing to be offended by in order to get your "Miserable 24/7" merit badge.


Bitching because your local fast food chain doesn't have online ordering and you actually have to communicate to get your food? SJW approved.


Holding back sneezes to avoid someone wishing you well? NOT SJW approved.

It's a fine line but there is a large cliff on either side waiting to catch those who don't follow the code.

missed this damn :lol:

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The Order should've been a Gears clone or a Left 4 Dead clone. Gears hasn't been relevant since 2011, no one has cloned Left 4 Dead's formula yet, 2015 was the perfect time to rake in either audience.
Aren't the Payday games and Evolve pretty derivative of L4D?

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nah they should have gone straight for an minimal-narrative detective-style alone in the dark vibe*. they really fucked the world they built up by nailing it to a super conventional linear shooter that was already done better 10 years ago.

 imagine how interesting it would be to play a character, part of some ancient underground society pledged to investigate supernatural shit, tasked to uncover what's really up with these mysterious murders taking place (lead into jack the ripper plotline), being sent on red herrings in the form of lycans and rebels, and slowly piecing together what's up on your own. you could explore areas of london, qte investigate some crime scenes (maybe wander to a active crime scene and have a close shadowy chase with the vampire behind it all), talk to locals, engage in a few moments high tension shoot gallery shit in the process, while trying to keep out of the eye of the general populace. but no you're dragged by the nose through forced run/stealth sections and infinite ammo rockets.

it would also make sense for the hyper tech aspect of this game to stay below the surface, since the game apparently has super genius telsa crafting you dope weapons that are far beyond what your average dude is rocking. also would force the player to engage in their actions more intellectually.

at least that's what I would do. :yeshrug


*as cheesy as alone in the dark was in points having some random monster crash through a window while you're just walking the fuck around raises your heart rate tenfold. fuuuu just thinking about it.
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mormapope

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Aren't the Payday games and Evolve pretty derivative of L4D?

Payday as a series is a more objective based version of horde mode/tower defense. The maps are tiny and non linear when it comes to how you want to move about, while the objectives are usually completed using tools or interactions that are used on every map. Evolve is sorta like Left 4 Dead, its more like Left 4 Dead versus multiplayer than the co-op styled gameplay though.

nah they should have gone straight for an minimal-narrative detective-style alone in the dark vibe*. they really fucked the world they built up by nailing it to a super conventional linear shooter that was already done better 10 years ago.

 imagine how interesting it would be to play a character, part of some ancient underground society pledged to investigate supernatural shit, tasked to uncover what's really up with these mysterious murders taking place (lead into jack the ripper plotline), being sent on red herrings in the form of lycans and rebels, and slowly piecing together what's up on your own. you could explore areas of london, qte investigate some crime scenes (maybe wander to a active crime scene and have a close shadowy chase with the vampire behind it all), talk to locals, engage in a few moments high tension shoot gallery shit in the process, while trying to keep out of the eye of the general populace. but no you're dragged by the nose through forced run/stealth sections and infinite ammo rockets.

it would also make sense for the hyper tech aspect of this game to stay below the surface, since the game apparently has super genius telsa crafting you dope weapons that are far beyond what your average dude is rocking. also would force the player to engage in their actions more intellectually.

at least that's what I would do. :yeshrug


*as cheesy as alone in the dark was in points having some random monster crash through a window while you're just walking the fuck around raises your heart rate tenfold. fuuuu just thinking about it.

This sounds a lot better than what was actually made (your premise sounds like a competently made L.A Noire).
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actually thinking about it they could do little hub-world type shit a la vampire and dress it up and make it less gamey by having you take a stagecoach and/or some mix of passive transport while you talk to your partner about backstory/narrative shit or do some flashback narrative fill in while the section loads... would be a reasonable moment to go full cinematic/qte and soak in some sweet rendered vistas as the game seems to need to do so often.

the plot could still be linear as fuck but that way you end up jumping into it from various angles based on your play.
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List dosen't have Vanquish. List is invalid.

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actually thinking about it they could do little hub-world type shit a la vampire and dress it up and make it less gamey by having you take a stagecoach and/or some mix of passive transport while you talk to your partner about backstory/narrative shit or do some flashback narrative fill in while the section loads... would be a reasonable moment to go full cinematic/qte and soak in some sweet rendered vistas as the game seems to need to do so often.

the plot could still be linear as fuck but that way you end up jumping into it from various angles based on your play.

So sorta like those conversations you have in transit in GTA.

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actually thinking about it they could do little hub-world type shit a la vampire and dress it up and make it less gamey by having you take a stagecoach and/or some mix of passive transport while you talk to your partner about backstory/narrative shit or do some flashback narrative fill in while the section loads... would be a reasonable moment to go full cinematic/qte and soak in some sweet rendered vistas as the game seems to need to do so often.

the plot could still be linear as fuck but that way you end up jumping into it from various angles based on your play.

So sorta like those conversations you have in transit in GTA.
haven't played the latest, but maybe? could be neat to basically get news of a event/whatever, talk to one of your crew, go with that person to the location of the moment, and have some daydreamy flashback or conversation to some past event, dramatic or banal, in the past you both shared that might give some illumination into your relationship or the current event at hand/what have you. could be neat to have it randomize a bit so depending on who you go with and where you go, different playthroughs yield slightly different understandings of the narrative/world.

i'm just sitting here digesting way too much chocolate torte throwing random ideas at a wall. lol.
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The messed up thing is you're probably putting more thought into design than the devs actually did.

I mean, unless the game's engine hinges on drawn out cutscenes with nothing really going on while moment to moment gameplay mimics Kill/Switch, a game from 2004, then the devs really wanted to make a bad game.
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maybe ha, just seems odd the way they went about it.
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Kara

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If it was for this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154955902&postcount=1340, there's no hope for GAF.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155046124&postcount=1388

Outstanding.

Don't know if he has much of an economics background--I'm guessing not given how uneconomical he is in his diction--but, for example, even an econ noob would know that dividends aren't income despite being discussed in Subsection A of the IRC (that's the income tax section for you civilians). The IRC even defines them as something other than income (despite previously saying they are income for the purposes of determining gross income, no benji).

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Spec Ops: The Line is actually a great game.

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List dosen't have Vanquish. List is invalid.

Vanquish plays like a dream. I hope Sega ports it to the PC sooner rather than later.