Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6027175 times)

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #26280 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:14:31 PM »

What a loser

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should've been Gerudo Valley.

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Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26281 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:14:40 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on March 13, 2015, 02:12:09 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=155791021#post155791021
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Hi Gaf, I'm getting married in 9 days. I've got everything planned and done...except.

We are having our ceremony on the beach and the song that will be playing during the ceremony is Kakariko Village from the Zelda Symphony Concert. However, there's no electricity on the beach so how am I supposed to have this song playing? I've got both the CD and a digital version of this song.

My current solution consists of a Dre Beats Pill (battery powered Bluetooth speaker) by the altar. Any other ideas?

The woman he is marrying must be fat as a beached whale with exactly 0 other prospects in the world to tolerate that amount of nerdgrade bullshit right there.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26282 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:15:30 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on March 13, 2015, 02:12:09 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=155791021#post155791021
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Hi Gaf, I'm getting married in 9 days. I've got everything planned and done...except.

We are having our ceremony on the beach and the song that will be playing during the ceremony is Kakariko Village from the Zelda Symphony Concert. However, there's no electricity on the beach so how am I supposed to have this song playing? I've got both the CD and a digital version of this song.

My current solution consists of a Dre Beats Pill (battery powered Bluetooth speaker) by the altar. Any other ideas?

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I can help, but first I need you to help me collect some chickens.

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Also want to know why the 80's won? All it would have taken was a boombox breh.

demi · « **Reply #26283 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:24:01 PM »

Man you guys are going hard on GRX and that Zelda guy. Getting weird, does it really bother you that much?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26284 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:27:37 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 13, 2015, 02:24:01 PM

Man you guys are going hard on GRX and that Zelda guy. Getting weird, does it really bother you that much?

Put yourself on blast by asking for money, get what you deserve man.

Rufus · « **Reply #26285 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:28:52 PM »

You did/do the same thing to Stealth, why defend GRX now? They're both heavy dudes, so that can't be it...

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26286 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:31:14 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on March 13, 2015, 02:28:52 PM

You did/do the same thing to Stealth, why defend GRX now? They're both heavy dudes, so that can't be it...

Twist: Demi is GRX

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #26287 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:36:47 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on March 12, 2015, 11:41:10 AM

Aquamarine

Risking your job which grants you more Nintendo shit so you can provide Nintendo fuckboys with sales numbers so they can sleep at night.

What happened? Summary? Link?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26288 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:38:03 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 13, 2015, 02:36:47 PM

Quote from: mormapope on March 12, 2015, 11:41:10 AM
Aquamarine

Risking your job which grants you more Nintendo shit so you can provide Nintendo fuckboys with sales numbers so they can sleep at night.

What happened? Summary? Link?

Yeah no shit, shit like this is as bad as the goddamn commercial break that pops out right before you learn who did X to Y on network television.

Rufus · « **Reply #26289 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:42:28 PM »

Start here:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42089.msg2008208#msg2008208

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #26290 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:44:03 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 13, 2015, 02:24:01 PM

Man you guys are going hard on GRX and that Zelda guy. Getting weird, does it really bother you that much?

How else am I supposed to feel superior?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26291 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:47:22 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on March 13, 2015, 02:42:28 PM

Start here:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42089.msg2008208#msg2008208

Seems pretty silly to risk what I assume is mid to high mid tier range job to impress a bunch of fucktards and provide them with sensitive(ish) data that means exactly nothing in their lives other than being another fulcrum to attach the lever of spergness too.

demi · « **Reply #26292 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:51:17 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on March 13, 2015, 02:28:52 PM

You did/do the same thing to Stealth, why defend GRX now? They're both heavy dudes, so that can't be it...

I have plenty of issues with StealthFan. I've made that clear already, no need to run in circles.

Rufus · « **Reply #26293 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:54:47 PM »

It doesn't really matter to me, I just like to counter-point fingers.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #26294 on:** March 13, 2015, 02:57:22 PM »

Anyone have any information on what Metamorpheus has posted in the Poli-gaf thread? It's been almost 3 whole days without an update.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #26295 on:** March 13, 2015, 03:01:32 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 13, 2015, 02:47:22 PM

Quote from: Rufus on March 13, 2015, 02:42:28 PM
Start here:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42089.msg2008208#msg2008208

Seems pretty silly to risk what I assume is mid to high mid tier range job to impress a bunch of fucktards and provide them with sensitive(ish) data that means exactly nothing in their lives other than being another fulcrum to attach the lever of spergness too.

I can't think of a better response than "You are really dumb."

Internet fame > job? Wow.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #26296 on:** March 13, 2015, 03:03:21 PM »

I went to a wedding last year where they played the Jurassic Park theme song. that was weird

Kara · « **Reply #26297 on:** March 13, 2015, 03:23:56 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 13, 2015, 02:24:01 PM

Man you guys are going hard on GRX and that Zelda guy. Getting weird, does it really bother you that much?

Forum Content Police Officer Esch liking this post.

Tasty · « **Reply #26298 on:** March 13, 2015, 04:11:29 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155739619&postcount=977

Dat salt.

StealthFan · « **Reply #26299 on:** March 13, 2015, 04:12:16 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 13, 2015, 02:51:17 PM

Quote from: Rufus on March 13, 2015, 02:28:52 PM
You did/do the same thing to Stealth, why defend GRX now? They're both heavy dudes, so that can't be it...

I have plenty of issues with StealthFan. I've made that clear already, no need to run in circles.

kick51 · « **Reply #26300 on:** March 13, 2015, 04:12:59 PM »

behind my avatar, nobody can tell I'm NEET.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #26301 on:** March 13, 2015, 06:23:36 PM »

Xenoblade 2's battle theme is fucking hot garbage

and this is coming from someone who quite enjoyed most of the lyrical work in FFXIII-2, or at least the beats that accompanied them.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #26302 on:** March 13, 2015, 06:39:25 PM »

Dreadless Busta

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26303 on:** March 13, 2015, 06:49:19 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on March 13, 2015, 06:39:25 PM

Dreadless Busta

http://m.

Gigan · « **Reply #26304 on:** March 13, 2015, 07:09:11 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 13, 2015, 03:01:32 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 13, 2015, 02:47:22 PM
Quote from: Rufus on March 13, 2015, 02:42:28 PM
Start here:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42089.msg2008208#msg2008208

Seems pretty silly to risk what I assume is mid to high mid tier range job to impress a bunch of fucktards and provide them with sensitive(ish) data that means exactly nothing in their lives other than being another fulcrum to attach the lever of spergness too.

I can't think of a better response than "You are really dumb."

Internet fame > job? Wow.

I kinda can't make sense of this. I knew about a huge gaming-related news item well in advance before it went public last year, among some other big non-gaming stories. I wouldnever have given serious thought of running to GAF with any of the details, although it very briefly crossed my mind. My career would've ended and I would have been legally/financially fucked. My guess is she is really comfortable with the people at her job and overconfident in her job security. Or just really rich and simply not giving a damn about being jobless or hopping to another cushy job through her connections. I've known a few people to quit their well-paying jobs on a whim to just "take a year off," go backpacking in South America, etc. --and then go right back to another fancy job.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #26305 on:** March 13, 2015, 07:14:33 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 13, 2015, 04:11:29 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155739619&postcount=977

Dat salt.

He's right though. Capcom should be counting their blessings that they FINALLY have an online mode for the portable version in one form.

Rufus · « **Reply #26306 on:** March 13, 2015, 07:15:20 PM »

Quote from: Gigan on March 13, 2015, 07:09:11 PM

I kinda can't make sense of this. I knew about a huge gaming-related news item well in advance before it went public last year, among some other big non-gaming stories. I wouldnever have given serious thought of running to GAF with any of the details, although it very briefly crossed my mind. My career would've ended and I would have been legally/financially fucked. My guess is she is really comfortable with the people at her job and overconfident in her job security. Or just really rich and simply not giving a damn about being jobless or hopping to another cushy job through her connections. I've known a few people to quit their well-paying jobs on a whim to just "take a year off," go backpacking in South America, etc. --and then go right back to another fancy job.

Someone said she was a millionaire living in NYC, so probably the latter. Still stupid.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #26307 on:** March 13, 2015, 07:18:41 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155830954&postcount=9

This is the first post by Harson I've ever liked or laughed at.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26308 on:** March 13, 2015, 08:28:17 PM »

all these gamergate bans and various 'social justice' bans have rendered gaf somewhat boring now. very little forum drama, and then they ban the weird 2010 apple troll

mods help

helios · « **Reply #26309 on:** March 13, 2015, 08:36:21 PM »

There's a bit of drama in the Batman variant cover thread

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26310 on:** March 13, 2015, 08:45:47 PM »

Quote from: helios on March 13, 2015, 08:36:21 PM

There's a bit of drama in the Batman variant cover thread

gross opto is in the thread

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #26311 on:** March 13, 2015, 08:48:41 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 13, 2015, 08:28:17 PM

all these gamergate bans and various 'social justice' bans have rendered gaf somewhat boring now. very little forum drama, and then they ban the weird 2010 apple troll

mods help

If you think that GAF is only boring after these bans you haven't been paying attention.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26312 on:** March 13, 2015, 08:50:49 PM »

well more boring

parallax · « **Reply #26313 on:** March 13, 2015, 10:00:25 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 13, 2015, 08:45:47 PM

Quote from: helios on March 13, 2015, 08:36:21 PM
There's a bit of drama in the Batman variant cover thread
gross opto is in the thread

does he have a history? tats the first time ive seen him

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26314 on:** March 13, 2015, 10:03:45 PM »

Quote from: parallax on March 13, 2015, 10:00:25 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 13, 2015, 08:45:47 PM
Quote from: helios on March 13, 2015, 08:36:21 PM
There's a bit of drama in the Batman variant cover thread
gross opto is in the thread

does he have a history? tats the first time ive seen him

just gobs of shrillposting about the patriarchy and misogyny.

bluemax · « **Reply #26315 on:** March 13, 2015, 10:06:38 PM »

Quote from: Big Jumbo on March 13, 2015, 09:10:50 AM

I'm still paying off a $1500 stress test. you know, the thing where they put some monitors on you while you run on a treadmill for a few minutes? yeah fuck our healthcare system

I had a lapse in health care coverage because my credit card got hacked (Thanks Target) and I went to the doctor's office for a prescription refill and they asked to do normal lab work because I hadn't been in.

I now have a $1000+ bill for simple lab work because I was uninsured.

Quote from: ZephyrFate on March 13, 2015, 06:23:36 PM

Xenoblade 2's battle theme is fucking hot garbage

and this is coming from someone who quite enjoyed most of the lyrical work in FFXIII-2, or at least the beats that accompanied them.

Most of Xenoblade 2 looks like hot garbage. It looks like a PS2 Star Ocean game.

Tasty · « **Reply #26316 on:** March 13, 2015, 11:35:37 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 13, 2015, 07:14:33 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 13, 2015, 04:11:29 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155739619&postcount=977

Dat salt.

He's right though. Capcom should be counting their blessings that they FINALLY have an online mode for the portable version in one form.

Capcom's the one that should be counting their blessings?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #26317 on:** March 13, 2015, 11:41:19 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 13, 2015, 11:35:37 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 13, 2015, 07:14:33 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 13, 2015, 04:11:29 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155739619&postcount=977

Dat salt.

He's right though. Capcom should be counting their blessings that they FINALLY have an online mode for the portable version in one form.

Capcom's the one that should be counting their blessings?

Yes. The series was DEAD without the online functions.

Wii brings the online functions that the PSP version didn't have: It suddenly starts to gain a cult following beyond a niche of Sony gamers that were strictly using LAN tunneling to play with people from longer distances than a sneeze range.

Tasty · « **Reply #26318 on:** March 13, 2015, 11:44:31 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on March 13, 2015, 07:20:06 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 13, 2015, 04:11:29 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155739619&postcount=977

Dat salt.

Do I really need to bring up your posts on the 3DS version of Smash Bros.?

I was making a comment on the quality of Smash 3DS versus the Wii U version. Personally, I found the hype for it a bit absurd since Smash is a console game to me. (And ipso facto, the 3DS version is basically completely forgotten now that the Wii U version is out.

)

In a sales-age thread, saying MH has better potential on a console (as the linked poster did) has been proven false basically since the franchise was first created. And yes, that includes the west. All the console games (1, Tri, 3U Wii U) have sold jack shit compared to the handheld ones (F, F2, FU, 3U 3DS, especially 4U.)

Going back to the conversation of quality, I would very much prefer MH on a console. 3U was easily the best setup in the series with the handheld for local play, console for online and 1080p, and save-syncing between them.

But that poster was displaying some mad salt. Monster Hunter would not sell better on a console, period. Even if they did the whole AAAA thing and give it the graphics of The Order (as so many in the "modernize MH!!!!" crowd crow for) would not produce the sales that 4U has.

Tasty · « **Reply #26319 on:** March 13, 2015, 11:46:53 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 13, 2015, 11:41:19 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 13, 2015, 11:35:37 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 13, 2015, 07:14:33 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 13, 2015, 04:11:29 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155739619&postcount=977

Dat salt.

He's right though. Capcom should be counting their blessings that they FINALLY have an online mode for the portable version in one form.

Capcom's the one that should be counting their blessings?

Yes. The series was DEAD without the online functions.

Wii brings the online functions that the PSP version didn't have: It suddenly starts to gain a cult following beyond a niche of Sony gamers that were strictly using LAN tunneling to play with people from longer distances than a sneeze range.

I can see where you're coming from, but since it was Capcom that made the decision to include online in 4/4U, I'm not sure how you could call them "lucky." You make it sound like they weren't planning on it until the online fairy sprinkled his magic network dust onto the programmers' computers and then "Oh wow, we're so lucky he decided to visit us!"

thisismyusername · « **Reply #26320 on:** March 13, 2015, 11:54:28 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 13, 2015, 11:46:53 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 13, 2015, 11:41:19 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 13, 2015, 11:35:37 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 13, 2015, 07:14:33 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 13, 2015, 04:11:29 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155739619&postcount=977

Dat salt.

He's right though. Capcom should be counting their blessings that they FINALLY have an online mode for the portable version in one form.

Capcom's the one that should be counting their blessings?

Yes. The series was DEAD without the online functions.

Wii brings the online functions that the PSP version didn't have: It suddenly starts to gain a cult following beyond a niche of Sony gamers that were strictly using LAN tunneling to play with people from longer distances than a sneeze range.

I can see where you're coming from, but since it was Capcom that made the decision to include online in 4/4U, I'm not sure how you could call them "lucky." You make it sound like they weren't planning on it until the online fairy sprinkled his magic network dust onto the programmers' computers and then "Oh wow, we're so lucky he decided to visit us!" :p

Technically, that's kinda the case. Capcom completely ignored the fact the PSP (and PS2) had network capability (IIRC the second PS2 title does have online, but it's been a while) and the only network infrastructure was the download missions for local/LAN wifi.

It wasn't until they went onto the Wii, saw that there was built-in internet (and not needing an adapter) that Capcom finally went "oh, hey there's this online thing. Maybe we should try it to get this to gain traction in the west."

Tasty · « **Reply #26321 on:** March 14, 2015, 12:06:55 AM »

Something like that, sure. But I still don't understand why Capcom should be considered lucky.

Edit- I'm not sure online can be called solely responsible for the series' rising popularity. 3U 3DS didn't have it and it outsold Tri and 3U Wii U.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #26322 on:** March 14, 2015, 12:08:22 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 13, 2015, 08:45:09 AM

Bros, something fishy here. I completely fried my leg my rookie year (like Paul George bad) in practice and I was out of the hospital in 2 days and that accounted for internal bleeding and the like.

Amirox Part II, enjoy.

I agree. If I'm going to be donating money, I'd need to see a hell of a lot more than some sob story that tells about 80% of the story if that.

helios · « **Reply #26323 on:** March 14, 2015, 01:05:26 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155884534&postcount=628

DEFIANCE!

Narag · « **Reply #26324 on:** March 14, 2015, 01:24:06 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1010335

nachobro · « **Reply #26325 on:** March 14, 2015, 01:26:48 AM »

lol that moran Opto got banned in the Batman thread.

can someone take care of Link to the Snitch next?

mormapope · « **Reply #26326 on:** March 14, 2015, 01:30:49 AM »

I can't tell if the paper he's writing is for highschool or community college.

Reading through it, it comes of as being written by a fanboy rather than someone trying to lay out what Nintendo actually is.

tiesto · « **Reply #26327 on:** March 14, 2015, 01:35:56 AM »

Quote from: bluemax on March 13, 2015, 10:06:38 PM

Quote from: Big Jumbo on March 13, 2015, 09:10:50 AM
I'm still paying off a $1500 stress test. you know, the thing where they put some monitors on you while you run on a treadmill for a few minutes? yeah fuck our healthcare system

I had a lapse in health care coverage because my credit card got hacked (Thanks Target) and I went to the doctor's office for a prescription refill and they asked to do normal lab work because I hadn't been in.

I now have a $1000+ bill for simple lab work because I was uninsured.

Quote from: ZephyrFate on March 13, 2015, 06:23:36 PM
Xenoblade 2's battle theme is fucking hot garbage

and this is coming from someone who quite enjoyed most of the lyrical work in FFXIII-2, or at least the beats that accompanied them.

Most of Xenoblade 2 looks like hot garbage. It looks like a PS2 Star Ocean game.

I dunno, I think the environmental detail looks great... don't know where you're getting SO3 from. (which wasn't all that bad looking for an early PS2 game)

mormapope · « **Reply #26328 on:** March 14, 2015, 01:36:41 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on March 14, 2015, 01:26:48 AM

lol that moran Opto got banned in the Batman thread.

can someone take care of Link to the Snitch next?

Seems like he's getting publicly shamed, which is better than a ban.

parallax · « **Reply #26329 on:** March 14, 2015, 01:51:52 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on March 14, 2015, 01:26:48 AM

lol that moran Opto got banned in the Batman thread.

can someone take care of Link to the Snitch next?

cash money he got banned for telling someone to fuck off

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #26330 on:** March 14, 2015, 02:35:24 AM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on March 13, 2015, 06:23:36 PM

Xenoblade 2's battle theme is fucking hot garbage

and this is coming from someone who quite enjoyed most of the lyrical work in FFXIII-2, or at least the beats that accompanied them.

Honestly I worry a bit about Xenoblade 2. I mean it's not much of a history but if you follow history there's not a trend of the 2nd follow up to a Xeno game being any good. I still physically shudder when someone even mentions Xenosaga 2.

Kara · « **Reply #26331 on:** March 14, 2015, 03:08:38 AM »

Xenosaga

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #26332 on:** March 14, 2015, 03:42:42 AM »

Xenogears Disc 2

Xenosaga 2

I bought Xenosaga 2 for full price the day it came out. I never actually beat it until like 3 years ago. Its so bad.

Kara · « **Reply #26333 on:** March 14, 2015, 03:46:20 AM »

Xenogears disc 2.

kick51 · « **Reply #26334 on:** March 14, 2015, 10:44:39 AM »

I started a Xenosaga series playthrough. got up to an hour into 2. I hear it's only 20-ish hours, so I'll go back one of these days. I realize there are lots of problems with the game but even just the change in VA and character designs was enough to throw me off. Everyone in 1 was perfectly fine, why'd they scrap them?! All they needed to do was continue on with the space opera nonsense and not change everything. Fun fact: a person who worked on it posted online that they were gonna commit suicide after it came out.

Tasty · « **Reply #26335 on:** March 14, 2015, 11:02:12 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1010146

Tasty · « **Reply #26336 on:** March 14, 2015, 11:24:14 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=151562723#post151562723

ban this casual ninthing pussyboi

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26337 on:** March 14, 2015, 11:41:22 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 14, 2015, 11:24:14 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=151562723#post151562723

ban this casual ninthing pussyboi

Leper this guy for calling somebody a "casual"

Kara · « **Reply #26338 on:** March 14, 2015, 11:55:54 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 14, 2015, 11:24:14 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=151562723#post151562723

ban this casual ninthing pussyboi

Truly one of the great injustices in this life is that a weapon as fuckawesome as the gunlance languishes in Monster Hunter.

Tasty · « **Reply #26339 on:** March 14, 2015, 12:14:20 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 14, 2015, 11:55:54 AM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 14, 2015, 11:24:14 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=151562723#post151562723

ban this casual ninthing pussyboi

Truly one of the great injustices in this life is that a weapon as fuckawesome as the gunlance languishes in Monster Hunter.

Dude if you got MH I'd love to tear it up with you.

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