1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[StealthFan]

I GOT A HARD COCK

[Mr Gilhaney]

Who is John Kowalski? Dude posts in every thread and knows GAF history going for years yet only registered 2 years ago?

I see this a lot.

Some new junior posting and acting like he has been on GAF for years. I am like, come on.

It works a surprising amount of the time. Some permed FootyGAFers even went back and got their username changed to almost identical to their old ones.

[Dennis]

I think often the mods just don't care much unless the new version starts shitposting a lot.

[Tasty]

Angelus is the type of taco Amirox wishes he was so badly but he's got too long of an internet history being a lying piece of shit to be taken seriously. So now the best Amirox can do is being the #1 cheerleader for the taco Elite

So, Andy-kun then?

That's hurtful yo.

[Sausage]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158639905&postcount=303

I almost forgot what it was like to be hardcore into the atheism thing

[StealthFan]

Who is John Kowalski? Dude posts in every thread and knows GAF history going for years yet only registered 2 years ago?

That's my alt. A mod told me the account is safe, so might as well come clean. Please don't call me Puddles or GS directly when I'm on that account though. Gotta at least pretend to follow the rules.

 

Somebody call this nicca Puddles.

[thisismyusername]

Angelus is the type of taco Amirox wishes he was so badly but he's got too long of an internet history being a lying piece of shit to be taken seriously. So now the best Amirox can do is being the #1 cheerleader for the taco Elite

So, Andy-kun then?

That's hurtful yo.

I hurt because I love. 

[nachobro]

Metaphoreus indirectly got Labor banned. Maybe he isn't so bad after all.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158618845&postcount=12508
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158617747


Why would you refuse help via co-op... just why?

If a videogame aka a toy for babies gets you that upset, you should probably put down the controller, and just chill the fuck out for a moment (smoke a cigarette, jerk off, whatever) instead of raging on the internet and looking like a weak ass bitch. Also, kill yourself.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158639905&postcount=303

I almost forgot what it was like to be hardcore into the atheism thing

May Allah guide Amirox to Islam.

[Dennis]

May Allah guide Amirox to Islam.

That will happen as soon as EviLore hints that GAF should have a muslim on the mod team.

[Atramental]

May Allah guide Amirox to Islam.

That will happen as soon as EviLore hints that GAF should have a muslim on the mod team.

Insha'Allah 

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158618845&postcount=12508
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158617747


Why would you refuse help via co-op... just why?

If a videogame aka a toy for babies gets you that upset, you should probably put down the controller, and just chill the fuck out for a moment (smoke a cigarette, jerk off, whatever) instead of raging on the internet and looking like a weak ass bitch. Also, kill yourself.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1022599


if i get stuck on a boss for an hour or two, it's because i'm doing the same shit over and over and not really adjusting my strats or using all the tools available. 

[benjipwns]

The last time I got stuck on a boss or section for a really long time was playing Star Trek, then I fell through a ledge and all the enemies stopped moving so I just melee'd them all and went to the next section after I finally got Spock to stop acting like the enemies were still there and follow.

Still better than the movies.

EDIT: Random Star Trek: Into Lens Flare screenshots off Steam because I thought one included the part I was talking about:

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No guns needed: http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/633043995143003912/EDB047A2D713011F2C17D73E36F56C142E813DA2/
Not even in smoke: http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/633043995142991511/52705EEC667DD574E4555B321F49F803EAA18C40/
Spock is a wimp: http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/633043995142997938/BABD80F6E2CC8EB33EFBCCB458482F6FA44A166E/

Spock needed: http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/597002598287936341/5914614AFF8F28AA5B3A99BE7297A3413228DF12/
Spock chillin on a ledge instead: http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/597002598287946175/E8F3651E83320FAB789F0655EAAAB649FF98557F/

Guns don't fire straight: http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/597002598287930143/AF222C1350ADDC39B24965EDEA36F9EEC5453859/
Final Lens Flare of the Game: http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/633043995142980413/32442F3CFFFA95EE926C1F6D2EDA267F09113094/

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[Kara]

May Allah guide Amirox to Islam.

That will happen as soon as EviLore hints that GAF should have a muslim on the mod team.

Insha'Allah 

titkalmin al-'rabi? mashaalla

[StealthFan]

this thread is haram

[Atramental]

May Allah guide Amirox to Islam.

That will happen as soon as EviLore hints that GAF should have a muslim on the mod team.

Insha'Allah 

titkalmin al-'rabi? mashaalla

  جزاك اللهُ خيرًا

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I_dont_know_what_I_am_doing.jpg

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[Kara]

Marking your adverbs with tanwin was a dead giveaway.

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158673616&postcount=213

dude casually drops a 174 MB gif in a thread

[benjipwns]

What if terrorist law made you post a 300MB gif of you fucking a dolphin?

[Kara]

What if terrorist law made you post a 300MB gif of you fucking a dolphin?

When violent non-state actors outlaw not posting animated images of fornication with sea mammals only outlaws will not post animated images of fornication with sea mammals.

[benjipwns]

Workers of Sea World unite! You have nothing to lose but ugly and fat human tourists!

[Kara]

The orca is named for Orcus, the punisher of broken oaths.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154125458&postcount=1

[Mr. Nobody]

174 MB gif

 

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154125458&postcount=1

Oh, in case anyone wondered, never had a gf/sex, so maybe that's were all the anxiety is coming from.

Ya cause that wasn't plainly obvious, lol.

[mormapope]

I read through that thread, the girl he's into isn't into him at all and treats him like a friend or someone to pass time with. Dude became upset instantly, he's seeking a chick out to get laid because he's a virgin, spent all this time just to be sidelined 

All the advice given in that thread is embarrassing.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=158574802#post158574802

So this nerd is so nerdy he gimps his games because IQ>Framerate?

[Rufus]

That's how Dennis rolls, too.

That guy there is special though. Then again the difference between 45 and 60 is a lot smaller than 30 vs 60.

[Nibel]

That entire thread is a mess; tech-focused threads bring out the worst.

[octopushover]

i don't know if it's his face staring back at me but bobby roberts is one of the most insufferable posters in any movie thread. and that includes scullibundo and solo. at least they know they have ridiculous opinions.

[mormapope]

i don't know if it's his face staring back at me but bobby roberts is one of the most insufferable posters in any movie thread. and that includes scullibundo and solo. at least they know they have ridiculous opinions.

He seemed like a good poster but hes been a snobby bender the past few months.

[Tasty]

This week we went on a "date"(well at least i think it was one lol

[parallax]

i don't know if it's his face staring back at me but bobby roberts is one of the most insufferable posters in any movie thread. and that includes scullibundo and solo. at least they know they have ridiculous opinions.

does scullibundo? he stands firm on his spider man bullshit

[Nibel]

i don't know if it's his face staring back at me but bobby roberts is one of the most insufferable posters in any movie thread. and that includes scullibundo and solo. at least they know they have ridiculous opinions.

lol nobody comes even close to Sculli, typical movie elitist

[Dennis]

I don't know, he stans hard for Avatar and that is an overrated Dances with Space Wolves mass market movie.

[mormapope]

I'd say Sculli is a batshit crazy and obsessed fanboy that fancies himself as an elitist.

[octopushover]

neither of them pretend they're connoisseurs of high art.

bobby roberts just sounds like a typical film school graduate who considers themselves the last word on the craft despite the fact that he's talking about it on neogaf of all places.

[Rman]

Who is John Kowalski? Dude posts in every thread and knows GAF history going for years yet only registered 2 years ago?

I see this a lot.

Some new junior posting and acting like he has been on GAF for years. I am like, come on.

Well there is Crushed lol, who is now a mod.

I guess if you don't start trouble, they give you a pass.

neither of them pretend they're connoisseurs of high art.

bobby roberts just sounds like a typical film school graduate who considers themselves the last word on the craft despite the fact that he's talking about it on neogaf of all places.

Both seem to hate each other as well.

[Cheddahz]

probably going to end up pouring one for gaf-hop tonight

[Rman]

What happened?

[doctavius bonbon]

huh?

gaf-hoppers post if you're okay.

edit: pickles nooooo

[Rman]

huh?

gaf-hoppers post if you're okay.

edit: pickles nooooo

I thought Pickles was already banned for a while? Is this another ban? He posts here so I guess we'll find out soon.

[Cheddahz]

- pickles gets perm'd for posting his opinion in a thread about the design of the site (yet the mods state it was for something else)
- nobody in gaf-hop is happy
- someone from gaf-hop calls out a mod for the "suspecious ban". his post is deleted and he gets perm'd

[doctavius bonbon]

The conversation didn't even seem particularly heated, wtf.

[Phoenix Dark]

link to pickles?

[Cheddahz]

link to pickles?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1022956

probably just best to read the whole thread

[Shaka Khan]

 Assad is turning GAF into a digital Syria after all.

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=158737057&highlight=#post158737057 and onward

they said he wasn't banned for this so

[Rman]

- pickles gets perm'd for posting his opinion in a thread about the design of the site (yet the mods state it was for something else)
- nobody in gaf-hop is happy
- someone from gaf-hop calls out a mod for the "suspecious ban". his post is deleted and he gets perm'd

Probably an EL banning. EL can ban anyone without an explanation, unlike other mods and admins.

Maybe he felt Pickles got too salty in the reply. Who knows.

[Your Stalker]

Does Des still do those rap ups?

[nudemacusers]

pickles caught what, a half year? for more or less making a thread to publicly question evilore. his days were numbered.

[Rman]

yeah, i don't always agree with EL, but it is his site and I behave.  I see myself as a guest at his home, so I don't really come at him just outta basic respect.

[Shaka Khan]

The biggest complaints against sub-communities have always been "it's too insular; very unwelcoming to new people; very hard to penetrate."

I mean, socially inept vidja junky is socially inept online? What else did you expect? What else can you do?

[Pickles the Firecat]

At the end of the day I was banned because I post kind of like a dick about site related issues. Pretty understandable tbh

[Shaka Khan]

Quoting myself from the last page. Please like my post.

The biggest complaints against sub-communities have always been "it's too insular; very unwelcoming to new people; very hard to penetrate."

I mean, socially inept vidja junky is socially inept online? What else did you expect? What else can you do?

[Huff]

would not have expected the lie about pickles to come from aeana.

literally nothing in his previous posts that's bannable

[Rman]

would not have expected the lie about pickles to come from aeana.

literally nothing in his previous posts that's bannable

She was just trying to quell the hoard.  So she just played good soldier.  Can't really blame her. 

[Courage]

One by one, all the good communities are getting locked. smh

[Rman]

One by one, all the good communities are getting locked. smh

Footy is the only one, right?