1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Mr. Nobody]

Honestly, I'm more offended by the terrible Mario Kart artwork than the age.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159025021&postcount=68

This cat Emoticon needs to be put in the Bore's collection.

Mighty No. 9 looks really 

Can they at least show off another level?

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158979127&postcount=54

Is it abuse if your wife just ignores your bitch ass? 

If he acts remotely like he seems online I'd ignore his dumb ass too.

at that point i'd consider him just being himself pretty abusive

[thisismyusername]

http://neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1024186

I'm going to go out on a real short limb here and say it's probably a very bad idea to ask that pile of socially inept goofballs how to fix your marriage of 24 years.

Your marriage is older than the majority of the members and twice as old as their mental state.

File not found?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1024186

I'm going to go out on a real short limb here and say it's probably a very bad idea to ask that pile of socially inept goofballs how to fix your marriage of 24 years.

Your marriage is older than the majority of the members and twice as old as their mental state.

File not found?

It's fine for me, you probably got banned.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023961

Okay I'm sure you guys covered this one while I was gone this weekend but WTF? just WTF? Why the fuck wouldn't she dump you, dude?

[thisismyusername]

http://neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1024186

I'm going to go out on a real short limb here and say it's probably a very bad idea to ask that pile of socially inept goofballs how to fix your marriage of 24 years.

Your marriage is older than the majority of the members and twice as old as their mental state.

File not found?

It's fine for me, you probably got banned.

Nope. Board loads for me, but that link doesn't load anything and "file not found" me. Probably got nuked while you have a cache of it?

[benjipwns]

it's missing /forum/ which sometimes screws up the redirect http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1024186

[bork]

Link loads for me.  Topic is not locked and is getting replies.  Dude's wife is totally cheating on him and asking him for an "open relationship" to cover it.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1024186

I'm going to go out on a real short limb here and say it's probably a very bad idea to ask that pile of socially inept goofballs how to fix your marriage of 24 years.

Your marriage is older than the majority of the members and twice as old as their mental state.

File not found?

It's fine for me, you probably got banned.

Nope. Board loads for me, but that link doesn't load anything and "file not found" me. Probably got nuked while you have a cache of it?

Not nuked for me, but here is the OP

Baron_Calamity
Member
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Does anyone here practice DWM (Dating while married)? #1
And I don't mean cheating nor swinging.

Long story short: My wife and I have been married for 24 years and we have kind of fallen out of love with each other. We aren't fighting or hate each other or have major disagreements. My wife was suggesting having an open relationship for some time and now has been pressing more for it. Neither of us want to get divorced. We have 4 kids, one of which is special needs and really needs both of us living together to get the help they need. We both realize they could end in disaster but we are setting ground rules and being open and honest with each other.

So, anyone here do this? How do you mean people? How do you explain to people you meet to date about the relationship?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158980726&postcount=30


Da fuk?

I don't find my cousins attractive at all. That's some PD shit tier religious misery leaking out right there.

[benjipwns]

I'm glad he added the disclaimer.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Try an open relationship instead of trying to fix your damn marriage brehs

[octopushover]

try an open relationship instead of breaking up and having an open life brehs

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Try an open relationship instead of trying to fix your damn marriage brehs

That or flush the goddamn toilet and move on. Kids aren't stupid...if mommy and daddy no longer can stand each other kids are the first to know.

[benjipwns]

It's like they want to try a separation but not take that step as its like admitting defeat and are coming up with some half-assed version of it so no one has to move. I know a few people for who a separation helped clarify things that couldn't be while together and they got back together.

Especially if the separation is mostly mutual.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Especially if the separation is mostly mutual.

I'm not going to say that never happens, but that never happens.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158980726&postcount=30


Da fuk?

I don't find my cousins attractive at all. That's some PD shit tier religious misery leaking out right there.

I have an older cousin who looked like Trina when I was a tween/teen.

[benjipwns]

Especially if the separation is mostly mutual.

I'm not going to say that never happens, but that never happens.

After reading the Rondo article in ESPN Magazine your new avatar is fitting.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

After he got word he was traded from Boston he went to a Children's Home/Hospital and destroyed all the kids at Connect Four while smack talking them.

[close]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Especially if the separation is mostly mutual.

I'm not going to say that never happens, but that never happens.

After reading the Rondo article in ESPN Magazine your new avatar is fitting.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

After he got word he was traded from Boston he went to a Children's Home/Hospital and destroyed all the kids at Connect Four while smack talking them.

[close]

If I'm going ain't none of y'all getting on that connect 4.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1024261


Look at the brains on big bad brad over here.

[meeb]

Try an open relationship instead of trying to fix your damn marriage brehs

That or flush the goddamn toilet and move on. Kids aren't stupid...if mommy and daddy no longer can stand each other kids are the first to know.

I don't think the only two viable options are "failing marriage" or "divorce and move on."

Really what's so inherently bad about trying an open relationship, becoming swingers, etc...?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Try an open relationship instead of trying to fix your damn marriage brehs

That or flush the goddamn toilet and move on. Kids aren't stupid...if mommy and daddy no longer can stand each other kids are the first to know.

I don't think the only two viable options are "failing marriage" or "divorce and move on."

Really what's so inherently bad about trying an open relationship, becoming swingers, etc...?

Because it never works.

[meeb]

Try an open relationship instead of trying to fix your damn marriage brehs

That or flush the goddamn toilet and move on. Kids aren't stupid...if mommy and daddy no longer can stand each other kids are the first to know.

I don't think the only two viable options are "failing marriage" or "divorce and move on."

Really what's so inherently bad about trying an open relationship, becoming swingers, etc...?

Because it never works.

The existence of swingers says otherwise.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Try an open relationship instead of trying to fix your damn marriage brehs

That or flush the goddamn toilet and move on. Kids aren't stupid...if mommy and daddy no longer can stand each other kids are the first to know.

I don't think the only two viable options are "failing marriage" or "divorce and move on."

Really what's so inherently bad about trying an open relationship, becoming swingers, etc...?

Because it never works.

The existence of swingers says otherwise.

For what? A year? A month? Somebody is going to get jealous.

source: Been married a long time. Seen a lot of couples try this route. They are a combined 0-14 or whatever. Best part is when the kids get picked on because mom's a whore. But by all means, yeah, go that route.

[benjipwns]

My absolutest view of the Second Amendment is momentarily shaken: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159055399&postcount=101

[Am_I_Anonymous]

My absolutest view of the Second Amendment is momentarily shaken: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159055399&postcount=101

I own guns. I usually site them in while reading your posts.   

[nachobro]

My absolutest view of the Second Amendment is momentarily shaken: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159055399&postcount=101

I know that dude from another forum we posted on many years ago and seeing the stuff he posts now cracks me up. He used to have equally passionate arguments then as well, except they were about Nintendo vs Sony. 

[sarslip]

Thank fuck developers make video games and not gaffers

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023571

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1024210

[Joe Molotov]

Thank fuck developers make video games and not gaffers

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023571

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1024210

Why would videogame developers make gaffers?

[sarslip]

Thank fuck developers make video games and not gaffers

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023571

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1024210

Why would videogame developers make gaffers?

 


and shit, this was a great cause worthy of 4 million bucks

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1024096

looks like an ipad game 

[I'm a Puppy!]

I've said it in another thread.  I've met plenty of swingers that are plenty happy. But these are the couples that do everything together And have a very strong relationship. That works.  But I've never seen Open relationships work, nor swinging where the couple doesn't do it together,  that I've never seen work.  I think the general rule I see is that threesomes and foursomes work so long as both partners are secure and cool. But going off on your own? That never works

But again,  it only works if you already have a good marriage.  It doesn't solve marriage problems. In fact it'll make them worse

[ToxicAdam]

I don't think the only two viable options are "failing marriage" or "divorce and move on."

Really what's so inherently bad about trying an open relationship, becoming swingers, etc...?

The problem with open marriages is that they are rarely ever equal. Usually it's one partner that is so afraid to be alone (either emotionally or financially) that they acquiesce to the other because they know that's the only way they can keep them (sort of).

So, it's not a partnership built on trust or love, but one of fear or self-loathing. That's not sustainable ... or healthy.

[Tasty]

Thank fuck developers make video games and not gaffers

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023571

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1024210

Why would videogame developers make gaffers?

[nudemacusers]

I've only known of two open marriages. or at least I thought they were open, because apparently the husbands were running around backpage and on their coworkers and then decided to retroactively legitimize it by pressuring the wife into being open. lo and behold the wife is just unhappy at home with the kids and the husbands just keep on keepin on. totally miserable relationship that exists because people are too afraid to say it's over.

going open to fix something is just dooming it to fail harder. can you imagine being at home pouring the cereal out for the kids saturday morning while they ask where mommy is, and biting your tongue from saying she's tired out from a series of deep dickings at some dude's house?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I've only known of two open marriages. or at least I thought they were open, because apparently the husbands were running around backpage and on their coworkers and then decided to retroactively legitimize it by pressuring the wife into being open. lo and behold the wife is just unhappy at home with the kids and the husbands just keep on keepin on. totally miserable relationship that exists because people are too afraid to say it's over.

going open to fix something is just dooming it to fail harder. can you imagine being at home pouring the cereal out for the kids saturday morning while they ask where mommy is, and biting your tongue from saying she's tired out from a series of deep dickings at some dude's house?

It's always unmarried guys who think this dream works. I had that dream once to when I was young AiA.   

[Kara]

My absolutest view of the Second Amendment is momentarily shaken: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159055399&postcount=101

You'd be surprised how anti-gun control the far-left is.

Well maybe not since you've read a history book, but you know what I mean.

[nudemacusers]

i mean seriously lol, what kind of action is your average beaten-down husband going to get on craigslist (because nobody on a dating site will touch those layers of baggage) vs any random woman? she just needs to post a lingerie pic and it's done.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

i mean seriously lol, what kind of action is your average beaten-down husband going to get on craigslist (because nobody on a dating site will touch those layers of baggage) vs any random woman? she just needs to post a lingerie pic and it's done.

In my experience the guy "thinks" this 20 something bartender is into him and spend a ton of time there. He then somehow convinces his fat biscuit sucking wife that open is the way to go. She relents....then loses like 40 pounds and is hitting more pipe than Richard Pryor, and he is getting L's all over the place. She finally dumps him because he becomes a jealous fucknot.

[demi]

So all those people on amateur section of xtube are open marriages?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

So all those people on amateur section of xtube are open marriages?

All victims of the fake agent no doubt.

[octopushover]

I've only known of two open marriages. or at least I thought they were open, because apparently the husbands were running around backpage and on their coworkers and then decided to retroactively legitimize it by pressuring the wife into being open. lo and behold the wife is just unhappy at home with the kids and the husbands just keep on keepin on. totally miserable relationship that exists because people are too afraid to say it's over.

going open to fix something is just dooming it to fail harder. can you imagine being at home pouring the cereal out for the kids saturday morning while they ask where mommy is, and biting your tongue from saying she's tired out from a series of deep dickings at some dude's house?

get home and your kid is playing alone in the living room and tells you mommy went upstairs with other daddy

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Can't take so many L's in one thread....must...abort

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023985

[nachobro]

33 years old, bragging at how amazing he is at his retail job. I'd laugh but damn that's just too sad.

[sarslip]

Can't take so many L's in one thread....must...abort

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023985

 [100% * ($1240monthly / $1200monthly)] - 100%]

sounds like your standard 3% annual raise to me.  [shrug]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

33 years old, bragging at how amazing he is at his retail job. I'd laugh but damn that's just too sad.

I get people to upgrade the size of their soda 45% of the time and taco bell only gave me a 10 cent raise. Total bullshit man....

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Can't take so many L's in one thread....must...abort

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023985

 [100% * ($1240monthly / $1200monthly)] - 100%]

sounds like your standard 3% annual raise to me.  [shrug]

How many warranties did you sell on coats last year sir?

[sarslip]

the mentality that any boss signing your paycheck at a huge national retail store cares about one person's personal performance is what's most sad about this.  even if you were #1 selling widgets month after month, middle management isn't gonna speak on your behalf to higher ups who determine wages.  in fact they will more likely hate, and try to hold you back to make their stores look better from a sales perspective thanks to your hard work.

[benjipwns]

You'd be surprised how anti-gun control the far-left is.

Well maybe not since you've read a history book, but you know what I mean.

The real left, not your day to day social fascist:

[nachobro]

Reminds me of working at Apple. At the grunt level, you are pushed hard to sell AppleCare to people to meet an unknown quota and promised big time rewards. Once I got to higher levels I found out the actual quota is one sale per year and the big time reward for that is not getting fired. 

[sarslip]

Gamestop grunts stay thinking theyll get their shine from preorder numbers      :'(

[Dennis]

Can't take so many L's in one thread....must...abort

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023985

 [100% * ($1240monthly / $1200monthly)] - 100%]

sounds like your standard 3% annual raise to me.  [shrug]

He works in retail. You expect him to do math like that?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Can't take so many L's in one thread....must...abort

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023985

 [100% * ($1240monthly / $1200monthly)] - 100%]

sounds like your standard 3% annual raise to me.  [shrug]

He works in retail. You expect him to do math like that?

I don't expect you to do math like that either, for the record.

[bork]

33 years old, bragging at how amazing he is at his retail job. I'd laugh but damn that's just too sad.

Sports Authority, mother fucker.   

SPORTS. AUTHORITY.

[sarslip]

33 years old, bragging at how amazing he is at his retail job. I'd laugh but damn that's just too sad.

Sports Authority, mother fucker.   

SPORTS. AUTHORITY.

Bore is more about Dick's 

[ToxicAdam]

33 years old, bragging at how amazing he is at his retail job. I'd laugh but damn that's just too sad.

I feel bad for the guy. He's always had the dream of getting into the FBI or SS (or something like that). He's posted about it multiple times on GAF over the past 7+ years.

That should be a lesson: Never share your dreams aloud.

The shittiest part about retail is usually your 'big break' is taking over a store that is such a clusterfuck that they will take a chance on a person who has moved up the ladder (instead of sending a seasoned person to die there). So congrats, you now have to turn around a store with chronic theft, poor employee morale in a dying part of town. Good luck!

[bork]

Thank fuck developers make video games and not gaffers

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023571

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1024210

Hey, I'll take a Legend Of Zelda game where you play as Zelda.  It could be the big twist, where your character looks like Link but ends up being the princess in disguise and is otherwise another variation on the same OOT-like game they keep making over and over again because hey nintendo.

[bork]

33 years old, bragging at how amazing he is at his retail job. I'd laugh but damn that's just too sad.

Sports Authority, mother fucker.   

SPORTS. AUTHORITY.

Bore is more about Dick's 

Should have gotten a job at Foot Locker.   

[Boogie]

33 years old, bragging at how amazing he is at his retail job. I'd laugh but damn that's just too sad.

I feel bad for the guy. He's always had the dream of getting into the FBI or SS (or something like that). He's posted about it multiple times on GAF over the past 7+ years.

I feel somewhat bad for him, because yes, he's worked hard, got a degree, and was always hoping to get into the Secret Service or some other federal law enforcement agency.

However, my sympathy is lessened at how he thumbed his nose at the idea of applying to any municipal/uniformed policing gig.

Beggers can't be choosers.

[king of the internet]

33 years old, bragging at how amazing he is at his retail job. I'd laugh but damn that's just too sad.

I feel bad for the guy. He's always had the dream of getting into the FBI or SS (or something like that). He's posted about it multiple times on GAF over the past 7+ years.

That should be a lesson: Never share your dreams aloud.

The shittiest part about retail is usually your 'big break' is taking over a store that is such a clusterfuck that they will take a chance on a person who has moved up the ladder (instead of sending a seasoned person to die there). So congrats, you now have to turn around a store with chronic theft, poor employee morale in a dying part of town. Good luck!

The lesson should be to never have dreams in the first place. Dreams are garb. 

[Steve Contra]

My all time favorite retail story is the assistant manager where I worked at Gamestop who went around the city and won all the in store F-Zero contests at all the Gamestops and took the prizes.  They had a big tournament for all the people who got 1st, 2nd and 3rd place at a store's grand opening with a big giftcard prize and some games and shit.  He won that as well, but the regional manager recognized him, took his prizes away, and demoted him to supervisor at which point he came in crying for his next shift.  He was also trying to become a cop but they kept denying him, probably because he was too fucking stupid.