Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5892858 times)

Cascade · « **Reply #28560 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:04:16 PM »

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Michael Pachter did the same move to me at his party. You were there, EviLore.

Hmmm. Seems it may not have been a personal thing against Evilore.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=159644830#post159644830

octopushover · « **Reply #28561 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:05:53 PM »

lol the funny thing is that when the dust settles one of them will still be director of programming at a multi-billion dollar company and the other will still be evilore.

octopushover · « **Reply #28562 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:09:28 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159645961&postcount=649

my favourite part of this post is how he hands evilore the L at the end

benjipwns · « **Reply #28563 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:11:05 PM »

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It's been to long GAF! Gettin CBOAT/ntkrnl/Dyack feels on this one!!! E3 Circa 2013 feels! Popcorn ready!

over two guys potential maybe E3 handshake snub

nachobro · « **Reply #28564 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:14:04 PM »

"flagrantly disrespectful"

shaddup moron. still stuck in some high school mentality moaning about a handshake

benjipwns · « **Reply #28565 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:15:24 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on April 10, 2015, 05:14:04 PM

"flagrantly disrespectful"

shaddup moron. still stuck in some high school mentality moaning about a handshake

How dare you downplay the "gasps and aghast facial expressions" others had.

mormapope · « **Reply #28566 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:15:37 PM »

Just realized this, but Evilore expecting Major Nelson to recognize him outright and know he is based on appearance is some egotistical shit.

nachobro · « **Reply #28567 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:16:19 PM »

so much for calm and resolved from a thousand fights. lore got straight shook by flabby mid-40s pr jockey.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #28568 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:18:03 PM »

Accuse someone of "bribery" (lol) because he turned away in a busy setting. Oh the hurtmanity.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #28569 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:20:51 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on April 10, 2015, 05:15:37 PM

Just realized this, but Evilore expecting Major Nelson to recognize him outright and know he is based on appearance is some egotistical shit.

to be fair he is a pretty unique-looking cat

benjipwns · « **Reply #28570 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:21:53 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on April 10, 2015, 05:16:19 PM

so much for calm and resolved from a thousand fights. lore got straight shook by flabby mid-40s pr jockey.

You would be too if the guy had tried to bribe his way into control of your E3 coverage.

benjipwns · « **Reply #28571 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:27:07 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159647986&postcount=757

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We've met and chatted before and I didn't get any sort of vibe like that, so I was only left with assuming some sort of bad blood had formed, maybe the offer being declined coupled with some anti-MS sentiment being prevalent on NeoGAF at the time because of the DRM scandals leading to a big snub.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #28572 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:33:44 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1026934

benjipwns · « **Reply #28573 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:39:15 PM »

Quote from: Your Stalker on April 10, 2015, 05:33:44 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1026934

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159649765&postcount=216

Jansen · « **Reply #28574 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:44:52 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #28575 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:47:19 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on April 10, 2015, 05:05:53 PM

lol the funny thing is that when the dust settles one of them will still be director of programming at a multi-billion dollar company and the other will still be evilore.

Courage · « **Reply #28576 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:48:19 PM »

I'm still in tears over the L at the end of his post holy shit

Kara · « **Reply #28577 on:** April 10, 2015, 05:57:14 PM »

PUT OPTION NEOGAF LLC *mashes on keyboard at E-Trade*

Vertigo · « **Reply #28578 on:** April 10, 2015, 06:26:51 PM »

So EL's been holding a grudge against Major Nelson because he didn't recognise him and kiss his ass? explains Neogaf's more than usual pro Sony policy.

EL burning bridges everywhere.

Sausage · « **Reply #28579 on:** April 10, 2015, 06:31:23 PM »

How ridiculously petty

demi · « **Reply #28580 on:** April 10, 2015, 06:48:08 PM »

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Maybe I somehow misinterpreted the scenario where I walked up to you with my group in order to thank you in person for the E3 offer, said hi, made eye contact, went in for a handshake, and then you took my hand but immediately spun a 180 while the handshake was still in progress to directly put your back to me, to gasps and aghast facial expressions from the people I was with. A little bit '60s comic book villain, but charming in its forthrightness, I will say.

I'm dying here, did he really imagine this scenario like this?

CRS · « **Reply #28581 on:** April 10, 2015, 07:06:17 PM »

"gasps and aghast facial expressions"

Dude is probably a Nas stan too.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #28582 on:** April 10, 2015, 07:11:00 PM »

Quote from: 'Lore

The most egregious recent example of attempted bribery was Major Nelson offering to get me and the NeoGAF staff into E3 last year after the ESA decided to no longer treat us as Media. The offer was to come “under the banner of Microsoft” as, like, official Microsoft delegates. I had a good laugh at that one!

mormapope · « **Reply #28583 on:** April 10, 2015, 07:16:11 PM »

All that Gaf humor in that thread

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28584 on:** April 10, 2015, 07:26:23 PM »

i have no words for what I am reading lmao

who would gasp in horror at such a scenario. have you never been to an industry gathering/orgy? dudes, especially those reppin a firm/co are getting pulled in a million directions the entire time. getting butthurt over that

that's why people trade #'s and cards lol.

Broseidon · « **Reply #28585 on:** April 10, 2015, 07:59:31 PM »

We know Lore has some of the world's thinnest skin but holy moly next level shit

sarslip · « **Reply #28586 on:** April 10, 2015, 07:59:39 PM »

why does he write like a Winona Ryder in Heathers diary entry?

bore swag feels

headphones to the rear

benjipwns · « **Reply #28587 on:** April 10, 2015, 08:05:09 PM »

One time, my mom was watching the start of Heathers on TV and didn't know what it was.

I told her that it was a fun romp and that she'd enjoy it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

mom

[close]

Kara · « **Reply #28588 on:** April 10, 2015, 08:06:16 PM »

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

StealthFan · « **Reply #28589 on:** April 10, 2015, 08:11:56 PM »

at Lore having the thinnest skin in all the land.

Dude may have lost that weight, but he still has all the insecurities of a shut-in nerd.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #28590 on:** April 10, 2015, 08:12:54 PM »

Holy shit at that Evilore.

Honestly, knowing how thin-skinned Lore is and with this story in mind, I wouldn't be surprised if he came back to the mod forum all bothered and decreed that MS' wig should be dragged through the mud.

sarslip · « **Reply #28591 on:** April 10, 2015, 08:14:58 PM »

he went full beta on that mea culpa

thisismyusername · « **Reply #28592 on:** April 10, 2015, 08:25:16 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 10, 2015, 08:12:54 PM

Holy shit at that Evilore.

Honestly, knowing how thin-skinned Lore is and with this story in mind, I wouldn't be surprised if he came back to the mod forum all bothered and decreed that MS' wig should be dragged through the mud.

You mean he hasn't been attempting to grab that wig for the past year, sis?

(Not like MS hasn't gotten their own wig caught on the coat-rack)

FStop7 · « **Reply #28593 on:** April 10, 2015, 08:27:33 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on April 10, 2015, 05:14:04 PM

"flagrantly disrespectful"

shaddup moron. still stuck in some high school mentality moaning about a handshake

I internally hear "flagrantly disrespectful" in the voice of Jim Ross.

meeb · « **Reply #28594 on:** April 10, 2015, 08:43:44 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on April 10, 2015, 05:15:24 PM

Quote from: nachobro on April 10, 2015, 05:14:04 PM
"flagrantly disrespectful"

shaddup moron. still stuck in some high school mentality moaning about a handshake
How dare you downplay the "gasps and aghast facial expressions" others had.

They had just gotten back from a sick time at the beach, carried out by the riptide and having to swim back to shore for miles, barnacles as sharp as glass cutting into them, and then crawling 3 more miles to E3 while bleeding out and having to stuff the wounds with sand. The snubbed handshake was just the final straw.

Also Evilore never exaggerates I assure you.

meeb · « **Reply #28595 on:** April 10, 2015, 08:44:50 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on April 10, 2015, 05:15:37 PM

Just realized this, but Evilore expecting Major Nelson to recognize him outright and know he is based on appearance is some egotistical shit.

As if there would be another half-elf at E3. How could you not recognize those ears?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #28596 on:** April 10, 2015, 08:54:35 PM »

Speaking of high school antics: The posse he was embarrassed in front of was mostly girls. I can feel it.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #28597 on:** April 10, 2015, 09:23:18 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 10, 2015, 08:54:35 PM

Speaking of high school antics: The posse he was embarrassed in front of was mostly girls. I can feel it.

Like girls would hang around 'Lore.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #28598 on:** April 10, 2015, 09:24:06 PM »

i honestly have a hard time parsing some of these sentences. and I've read over an entire chapter of hegel's phenomenology of spirit. not in the original german but still.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #28599 on:** April 10, 2015, 09:41:15 PM »

LOL at Evilore pretending he's some kind of power player.

zepblackstar · « **Reply #28600 on:** April 10, 2015, 09:50:33 PM »

within space of what an hour? He goes from lord of the spergs to ohh I am so sorry beta....

demi · « **Reply #28601 on:** April 10, 2015, 10:14:21 PM »

Can you imagine Nelson talking to his workmates like "... and then he said AGHAST FACES AND GASPS FROM HIS GROUP"

octopushover · « **Reply #28602 on:** April 10, 2015, 10:27:36 PM »

bluemax · « **Reply #28603 on:** April 10, 2015, 10:29:00 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on April 10, 2015, 05:14:04 PM

"flagrantly disrespectful"

shaddup moron. still stuck in some high school mentality moaning about a handshake

I mean he perma banned me for some high school level stuff. Dude is emotionally pretty under developed.

Quote from: Courage on April 10, 2015, 05:48:19 PM

I'm still in tears over the L at the end of his post holy shit

Major Nelson's real name is Larry.

Kara · « **Reply #28604 on:** April 10, 2015, 10:34:50 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on April 10, 2015, 10:27:36 PM

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SHAKING IS FOR CLOSERS

BrokenVerses · « **Reply #28605 on:** April 10, 2015, 10:38:29 PM »

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EviLore why do you delete so much of your past comments/threads?
Do you regret silly things youve said & simply delete the comment/thread &/or ban people who quote some outrageous things you've said?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159677266&postcount=1096

CRS · « **Reply #28606 on:** April 10, 2015, 10:47:35 PM »

Quote from: Viconia DeVir on April 10, 2015, 10:38:29 PM

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EviLore why do you delete so much of your past comments/threads?
Do you regret silly things youve said & simply delete the comment/thread &/or ban people who quote some outrageous things you've said?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159677266&postcount=1096

Kinda want to quote that post with a "#FreePickles and #FreeTguy" post.

Man, how long till GAF blows up and EL gets twice the weight the lost back and turns into a depressed alcoholic?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28607 on:** April 10, 2015, 11:28:11 PM »

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/black-israelites-threaten-coli-and-world-star-hip-hop-members.308979/
holy shit

threaten an online forum brehs

Boogie · « **Reply #28608 on:** April 10, 2015, 11:30:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2015, 11:28:11 PM

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/black-israelites-threaten-coli-and-world-star-hip-hop-members.308979/
holy shit

threaten an online forum brehs

C'mon, those guys do not give a fuck.

benjipwns · « **Reply #28609 on:** April 10, 2015, 11:31:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 10, 2015, 11:28:11 PM

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/black-israelites-threaten-coli-and-world-star-hip-hop-members.308979/
holy shit

threaten an online forum brehs

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28610 on:** April 10, 2015, 11:35:13 PM »

2:05 is the real life version of

benjipwns · « **Reply #28611 on:** April 10, 2015, 11:40:31 PM »

lol at the one guy trying to come up with insulting adjectives and he sorta runs out of steam but the camera's still on him so he just starts listing random things like "dirty" and "ugly"

Your Stalker · « **Reply #28612 on:** April 10, 2015, 11:43:57 PM »

that crackhead at 6:21 :mollywater

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28613 on:** April 10, 2015, 11:46:35 PM »

God killed Robin Williams because he was about to make Ms. Doubtfire 2

Kara · « **Reply #28614 on:** April 10, 2015, 11:49:02 PM »

Robin Williams? The guy from Night at the Museum?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28615 on:** April 11, 2015, 12:14:42 AM »

Without a gif to illustrate that handshake/spin maneuver, I'm just imagining some kind of ballroom dancing move.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #28616 on:** April 11, 2015, 01:30:52 AM »

On one hand I just can't believe that Evilore would be so socially inept to take a busy guy being busy on one of his busiest days of the year as a huge offense.

On the other hand, GAF has a propensity to find offense in everything so it's not so hard to believe.

benjipwns · « **Reply #28617 on:** April 11, 2015, 01:57:00 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1027156

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The dominate Japanese video game companies of the 80's and 90's all seem to be either floundering or actively trying to get out of the video game business. Classic franchises are becoming dormant, occasionally resurfacing as farmed out mobile games. Should Nintendo take a page out of Disney's playbook and start snapping up classic intellectual property (or even whole companies) to add to their portfolio?

Should Nintendo be looking to buy well known franchises like Sonic/Megaman/Castlevania, not only for the virtual console and merchandising revenue, but because Nintendo can actually get a team together to make a new, good installment?

I'd think that these companies would be more willing to sell to Nintendo because it's another Japanese company with a commitment to quality and staying in the video game business (not all that different than the owners of Star Wars, The Muppets, and Marvel approving of the Disney buyouts not only because of the piles of cash, but because of Disney's reputation).

What IP should Nintendo pursue?

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #28618 on:** April 11, 2015, 02:05:12 AM »

Why pay for it? Corporations should totally let Nintendo have the IP that they make merchandising and re-release money from just out of the goodness of their hearts.

Nibel · « **Reply #28619 on:** April 11, 2015, 05:46:29 AM »

Quote from: Courage on April 10, 2015, 05:48:19 PM

I'm still in tears over the L at the end of his post holy shit

"Shake it off.

L."

Seriously, I read the AMA and was surprised by the snarky tone towards Larry, but that it is because of that..

The question is how much impact did that encounter have on the forum itself, lol

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