1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1028905

what an interesting thread to read through

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160068433&postcount=42

what a strange post to drop in a thread about child porn

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=852610&highlight=
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=839924&highlight=

That one has a very....interesting....post history. Looks like the mods deleted it, but made a thread several months back about "writing a novel" from the perspective of a pedo or something like that. Can't believe the mods would destroy such valuable evidence.

oh yeah. i remember that. i don't know if it was pedo shit but it was some creepy rape/torture fiction. he wanted to research it online or whatever.


good thing he has MLP to help keep him centered.

[Supermanisdead]

games franchises I will let my children play:

sonic

persona

final fantasy

nintendo anything

guess it's just cod and dragon age from here on out

raise filthy casuals breh

my son is on that pillars of eternity tip. don't address me again console pleb

force your children to play dull, humourless pc games

[king of the internet]

Also, there was this:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=848525
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=119342270#post119342270

[StealthFan]

[recursivelyenumerable]

but that's a forward slash? 

[Kara]

This guy are sick.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1028905

what an interesting thread to read through

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160068433&postcount=42

what a strange post to drop in a thread about child porn

Child porn, how fancy!

[Rahxephon91]

Has anyone pointed out to HauptsturmfuhrerBunny that Psylocke is the child of a Captain fucking Britain and an English aristocrat?

On an ironic note, her father was sent to Earth-616 as part of a racial breeding program.

(Image removed from quote.)

♫♫♫♫♫♫

This panel always bothered me with British relations with Hong Kong, it's not like it's really that crazy.

I know Kawanon was Japanese but I'm sure some Japanese people live in England.

[Phoenix Dark]

If I had the time and zeal that I had as a young GAF troll, I'd create a Lemurs-esque troll account and rake in GAFers one by one through PMs. We already know some GAF female posters get random PMs from creepy posters, imagine how many a 16-17yo friendly gamer chick could get.

never forget

[king of the internet]

It's funny how this works. There's a handful of posters (usually with an anime or MLP avatar, shockingly) who'll show up in every pedo-themed thread, arguing from the same perspective every time ("pedo's are people too", "they're 1000 yr old demons", etc). It's frequent enough for them to be clearly more than just another pseud displaying the power of their intellect with incessant contrarianism. Frequent enough to only mean one thing...

The key is to not explicitly admit to anything, because that actually will get you exiled, as long as you stop just short of that line you're in the clear. Some of these guys are even a bit brazen about it...I think they probably enjoy having a place where they can express that part of themselves without any real consequences. It's probably quite liberating.

[Joe Molotov]

If Atra didn't have to go and get his life straightened out (gaaaaaaay) we'd be having a sensible chuckle over some thirsty PMs right this moment instead of just wondering what could have been.

[thisismyusername]

If Atra didn't have to go and get his life straightened out (gaaaaaaay) we'd be having a sensible chuckle over some thirsty PMs right this moment instead of just wondering what could have been.

Pffft. Like he can't just make an account and do that already. *tee-hee*

[Tasty]

If Atra didn't have to go and get his life straightened out (gaaaaaaay) we'd be having a sensible chuckle over some thirsty PMs right this moment instead of just wondering what could have been.

Atra's gay now?

[Phoenix Dark]

It's funny how this works. There's a handful of posters (usually with an anime or MLP avatar, shockingly) who'll show up in every pedo-themed thread, arguing from the same perspective every time ("pedo's are people too", "they're 1000 yr old demons", etc). It's frequent enough for them to be clearly more than just another pseud displaying the power of their intellect with incessant contrarianism. Frequent enough to only mean one thing...

The key is to not explicitly admit to anything, because that actually will get you exiled, as long as you stop just short of that line you're in the clear. Some of these guys are even a bit brazen about it...I think they probably enjoy having a place where they can express that part of themselves without any real consequences. It's probably quite liberating.

There's a clear level of coordination, which is why I bet they share PMs. Not saying they're all pedos, but I bet you it wouldn't be hard to catch many of those dudes with a near perfect troll account. It wouldn't be perfect - you'd need to use pics of a real, untraceable girl to pull that off, and I wouldn't be comfortable with that.

[nudemacusers]

is he your type?

It's funny how this works. There's a handful of posters (usually with an anime or MLP avatar, shockingly) who'll show up in every pedo-themed thread, arguing from the same perspective every time ("pedo's are people too", "they're 1000 yr old demons", etc). It's frequent enough for them to be clearly more than just another pseud displaying the power of their intellect with incessant contrarianism. Frequent enough to only mean one thing...

The key is to not explicitly admit to anything, because that actually will get you exiled, as long as you stop just short of that line you're in the clear. Some of these guys are even a bit brazen about it...I think they probably enjoy having a place where they can express that part of themselves without any real consequences. It's probably quite liberating.

There's a clear level of coordination, which is why I bet they share PMs. Not saying they're all pedos, but I bet you it wouldn't be hard to catch many of those dudes with a near perfect troll account. It wouldn't be perfect - you'd need to use pics of a real, untraceable girl to pull that off, and I wouldn't be comfortable with that.

what if it goes all the way to the top?

[Kara]

Trust no one Agent nudemacusers.

Except me telling you to trust no one, obviously.

The truth is out there.

[Phoenix Dark]

You've got to be quite a dead ender to keep a file named that on your computer in such an open area. I don't even look at questionable porn sites until I check my blood pressure, just to make sure I don't stroke out and die while viewing something that could tarnish my reputation in death.

[nudemacusers]

10_hours_bbc_worship_jack_napier.avi

Trust no one Agent nudemacusers.

Except me telling you to trust no one, obviously.

The truth is out there.

i don't even trust me.

[Phoenix Dark]

No extreme bbw bbc unless I'm under 130/85 mm Hg.

[Narolf]

[Narolf]

Well shit, thirty seconds late... :(

[Rahxephon91]

Everyone knows about my porn so at this point there's no point to hide it. It's straight up on the desktop and sometimes in folders simply named Adult.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160136191&postcount=203

Careful, agreeing with me will get you black listed by the forum's jingoist/chauvinist liberals.

[Joe Molotov]

Everyone knows about my porn so at this point there's no point to hide it. It's straight up on the desktop and sometimes in folders simply nMed Adult.

Average age of participants?

[I'm a Puppy!]

Why is there a just a folder called 12 on your desktop.

[Kara]

Why is there a just a folder called 12 on your desktop.

It's where I keep all my World Eaters fanart. Duh.

[nudemacusers]

Why is there a just a folder called 12 on your desktop.

cuz it's two sixes

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I like Creepy Stalker, bienvenue a le forum!

[Rahxephon91]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160136191&postcount=203

Careful, agreeing with me will get you black listed by the forum's jingoist/chauvinist liberals.

(Image removed from quote.)

You guys always harp on anime MLP avatars, but Asian Girl avatars are also signifier of a creep to me.

[tiesto]

games franchises I will let my children play:

sonic

persona

final fantasy

nintendo anything

guess it's just cod and dragon age from here on out

raise filthy casuals breh

my son is on that pillars of eternity tip. don't address me again console pleb

Just better hope he doesn't turn into a larper when he's older...

[StealthFan]

I like Creepy Stalker, bienvenue a le forum!

You fucking would.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

It's funny how this works. There's a handful of posters (usually with an anime or MLP avatar, shockingly) who'll show up in every pedo-themed thread, arguing from the same perspective every time ("pedo's are people too", "they're 1000 yr old demons", etc). It's frequent enough for them to be clearly more than just another pseud displaying the power of their intellect with incessant contrarianism. Frequent enough to only mean one thing...

The key is to not explicitly admit to anything, because that actually will get you exiled, as long as you stop just short of that line you're in the clear. Some of these guys are even a bit brazen about it...I think they probably enjoy having a place where they can express that part of themselves without any real consequences. It's probably quite liberating.

There's a clear level of coordination, which is why I bet they share PMs. Not saying they're all pedos, but I bet you it wouldn't be hard to catch many of those dudes with a near perfect troll account. It wouldn't be perfect - you'd need to use pics of a real, untraceable girl to pull that off, and I wouldn't be comfortable with that.

It's very likely that there are a number of pedophiles on GAF.  Most of them just keep it under wraps until they find someone else who may share similar interests.  Then they get brazen/dumb enough to be more forthcoming about kid diddling and then everyone freaks out until that guy is banned, where people think that they nabbed the only GAF pedo that is running around there.  No way, I bet there are dozens of them on the board.

That is the end result of trying to make your forum a safe space.  GAF already has a bad reputation when it comes to this stuff and there is good reason for it.

[brawndolicious]

It's funny how this works. There's a handful of posters (usually with an anime or MLP avatar, shockingly) who'll show up in every pedo-themed thread, arguing from the same perspective every time ("pedo's are people too", "they're 1000 yr old demons", etc). It's frequent enough for them to be clearly more than just another pseud displaying the power of their intellect with incessant contrarianism. Frequent enough to only mean one thing...

The key is to not explicitly admit to anything, because that actually will get you exiled, as long as you stop just short of that line you're in the clear. Some of these guys are even a bit brazen about it...I think they probably enjoy having a place where they can express that part of themselves without any real consequences. It's probably quite liberating.

There's a clear level of coordination, which is why I bet they share PMs. Not saying they're all pedos, but I bet you it wouldn't be hard to catch many of those dudes with a near perfect troll account. It wouldn't be perfect - you'd need to use pics of a real, untraceable girl to pull that off, and I wouldn't be comfortable with that.

What about going all Mrs. Doubtfire and crossdressing? I know when I was little I could definitely pull it off with a wig but I'd need to shave now. Who's the most youthful looking guy here?

[thisismyusername]

It's funny how this works. There's a handful of posters (usually with an anime or MLP avatar, shockingly) who'll show up in every pedo-themed thread, arguing from the same perspective every time ("pedo's are people too", "they're 1000 yr old demons", etc). It's frequent enough for them to be clearly more than just another pseud displaying the power of their intellect with incessant contrarianism. Frequent enough to only mean one thing...

The key is to not explicitly admit to anything, because that actually will get you exiled, as long as you stop just short of that line you're in the clear. Some of these guys are even a bit brazen about it...I think they probably enjoy having a place where they can express that part of themselves without any real consequences. It's probably quite liberating.

There's a clear level of coordination, which is why I bet they share PMs. Not saying they're all pedos, but I bet you it wouldn't be hard to catch many of those dudes with a near perfect troll account. It wouldn't be perfect - you'd need to use pics of a real, untraceable girl to pull that off, and I wouldn't be comfortable with that.

What about going all Mrs. Doubtfire and crossdressing? I know when I was little I could definitely pull it off with a wig but I'd need to shave now. Who's the most youthful looking guy here?

*looks at Andy* You want to go undercover, and I don't mean sex.

[toku]

[benjipwns]

Why is this considered trolling? A Steam friend said it was.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=160160569#post160160569

 

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He's right isn't he. 

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[close]

[close]

[Joe Molotov]

Your whole troll scheme is crumbling, Benji. 10 years tops.

[benjipwns]

Oh, good, I started shorting late last year.

[Kara]

Using totalitarian is trolling.

[warcock]

 * You have joined #ga
[09:34.54] Topic: Rest in Peace Hitokage | Welcome to GAF where the console babbys don't matter and we're all PC Master Race Elitists "May our framerates be high and our temperatures low." | #ga hits on Spotify http://goo.gl/K6Vl7M
[09:34.54] Channel Topic Set by: avcables on 4:00 PM 2/10/2015
[09:34.54] * Rukes sets mode +v WARCOCK for #ga
[09:34.54] Channel modes for #ga are :+smntrV
[09:34.54] Channel Created on: 6:15 AM 4/22/2004
[09:35.04] <WARCOCK> is benjpwns a troll character
[09:35.16] <WARCOCK> or a legitimate libertarian insane person
[09:35.29] <+mac> apparently pimento cheese is like a delicacy to dumb southern hicks
[09:35.30] <+cutmeamanga> troll warcock
[09:35.33] * Gouda (Gouda@492FA3D9.89C6F7.AB117B71.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[09:35.33] <+mac> it's like their caviar

[09:35.58] <+cutmeamanga> but he's a libertarian
[09:36.37] <WARCOCK> wut mac
[09:36.43] <WARCOCK> did u paste that by mistake
[09:36.45] <+mac> copy paste error
[09:36.48] <WARCOCK> k
[09:37.09] <WARCOCK> mango: he's crazy then
[09:38.02] <WARCOCK> let me put it this way
[09:39.14] <+cutmeamanga> he's human shit
[09:44.23] <WARCOCK> how can these people exist
[09:44.29] <WARCOCK> why are they so dumb
[09:44.34] <WARCOCK> like i dont understand
[09:44.47] <WARCOCK> you know neoclassical economists are cynical
[09:44.58] <WARCOCK> they know their models are completely fucking made up mathematical overcomplexity that amount to outrageous assumptions
[09:45.18] <WARCOCK> but it's a method to pander to the current orthodoxy of power
[09:45.25] <WARCOCK> but the people that actually buy into this shit

I guess what i'm trying to say is that you are a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow

[Kara]

Benji is classical, not neoclassical.

[Mr Gilhaney]

I would like to cross dress as a little girl, if you need one for it I mean.

[jakefromstatefarm]

b/c if benji does anything it's pander to the current orthodoxy of power

[benjipwns]

[09:39.14] <+cutmeamanga> he's human shit

How do I get this as my GAF tag.

[thisismyusername]

I would like to cross dress as a little girl, if you need one for it I mean.

:leo

[benjipwns]

I just posted like three pages ago breh

[benjipwns]

telling me how to use a smilie i made for you

[Kara]

Quick, talk about the appropriation of yoga now.

[ZephyrFate]

Baby bend over. Baby bend over. Baby bend over let me see you do that yoga


You cannot police me, so get off my areola!

[warcock]

  taco

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160189135&postcount=28
 

[Narolf]

Thanks for the greeting, Junpei & StealthFan.

Dennis, I called her out on that a few hours ago. She is yet to approve my comment, either for being crept out or feeling countered. Aside from that, you and I wouldn't get along along because of Wazzy: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85862905&postcount=7058

I cringe every time I see a female GAFfer deemed to be "defensive". I can't think of a single female GAFfer who managed to push a feminist agenda on GAF to this day... or perhaps those who tried to got banned in no time? Devolution is far from being feminist... it's the very opposite, actually, and the label is a shortcut.

Check out Galadín's posts in this thread: http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?15065-UK-ISP-s-to-be-forced-to-block-adult-sites

While I can appreciate she backed a very unpopular opinion, her arrogance was enough for me to stop trying to acknowledge whatever points she was conveying. If I went into detailed explanations of events I witnessed  over the years, I would probably be able to write several pages about her and why I feel that way, but I have promised to keep that shit tame in here from now on. I will just say she is the epitome of what made me slightly misogynistic for years, until I realized they weren't all tight cunts, and that she took part in an actual hazing ritual to get promoted.

Oh well, let's hope for the Massfia the Peace Court will not fall apart...

[suppadoopa]

is this what final fantasy does to people

Yeah. FF warps and twists lives.
I'm pretty sure if I played other games than FF as a kid and wasn't exposed to the deep tales of underwater football stars & child soldiers in floating schools I wouldn't have some dramatic view of the world.

That feel when I'm majoring in Theatre while my two best friends I grew up with, one of them is in the SEALS and the other one is about to about to start his own business at age 22

[benjipwns]

Worst account suicide since the last shitty one: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160194163&postcount=119

I'm about to fall asleep over here, so goodnight, I hope that by the time I wake up someone actually has a good reason for why we should even be discussing where to shoot someone instead of why are we even shooting people.


If I get banned for "derailing" this thread, then fuck you mod, this websites going to shit anyways and I mind these last couple posts being my legacy anyways.

I said how I feel and I fucking mean it.

Shit, I'm actually going to the navy next month, so yea, I'm a be there with a bunch of gun ho idiots, and you know what?

I'm.a.speak my mind there too.

Swag got motherfucking opinions and I ain't scared of stating them


As I started typing this, it didn't feel like a fairwell, but now it kind of does.

GAF was a great place but recently its gone downhill.
A lot of good users banned for dumb shit while a bunch of new users keep coming in and shitting it up with shitposts and .gifs

I'm about to start a new chapter (multiple chapters) in my life and GAF is something that just camt keep moving with me.

This "Mr. Swag" is just a name I came up with when I typed my email in.
It doesn't mean anything.
Everytime I posted a thread and got accused of tag fishing or being a joke poster, I lost faith.

Could people be so boring and lame in real life that they just think that no one could possibly live a life that was threadworthy everyday?

Honestly, there was a moment in my life, about 20 months, where shit just kept happening to me, and GAF was there at the same time.

But some cunt of a mod decided to junior me because I offended his profession.

To that mod: Fuck you, you dumb cunt.

To everyone else:
Recently I have discovered,.after reading John Williams Stoner, that when life is just a repetition of yesterday, life goes on really quick.
Try to be different.

Experiment.
Be.

I've wasted so much of my life on this website because I thought my friends couldn't handle intellectual thought.

But them this place stopped being intellectual.


So yea.
Deuce deuce.

Fuck guns
Fuck republicans
Fuck cunt mods
Fuck neogaf
Fuck reaction gifs #protect
Fuck junior vs member

And fuck anonymity.
Like, would yall say Hal the shit you do , if it meant we knew who you were?




P.S 3 am is probably the worst time to have a tantrum cus this post probably gonna be deleted by the time I wake up and sober up

Deuce deuce

Swag out

Red lobster bitches

[Narolf]

Suppadoopa, do keep doing Lightning justice over at GAF please. The hate for the trilogy remains strong to this day...

[Icon A]

"Also, to ensure I get banned, cause I'm done with this place, fuck you evilore, you seem like a cunt"

[benjipwns]

finally, only two weeks though

shame the mod went out of their way to say they aren't Steve Youngblood 

[Kara]

I read "Red lobster bitches" in Riff Raff's voice.

[Cerveza mas fina]

GAF was a great place but recently its gone downhill.
A lot of good users banned for dumb shit while a bunch of new users keep coming in and shitting it up with shitposts and .gifs

Is this post from 2006?

[Narolf]

https://backslashbunny.wordpress.com/2015/04/14/abnormal/#comments